You have traversed Web space and time, successfully navigating your trusty Web browser around "URL Not Found" asteroids, and black holes of pages that just won't load. Your Web browser has pointed you to a wondrous place whose boundaries are that of imagination. You have traveled to another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of mind;...you've just beamed up to... The Capitalist Pig.
Who are the most frequently nominated actors never to win an Oscar? (There are two actors tied for this "honor".) Who tops the nominations for a non-winning woman?
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If you don't drive Netscape, download your new Netscape vehicle now so you can experience the Web like never before! (and, consequently, see The Pig in full, blazing glory!) We suggest a screen resolution of 800x600 if possible, and "Dither Colors" selected in your Netscape Options I General Preferences | Images settings.
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Pig Out!
....Online Shopping
Visit The CyberPig Emporium and purchase online from our five-floor department store. Each floor offers a different line of products. Credit card orders shipped immediately to your door! Visit our newest floor in The Emporium, the Health and Nutrition Center, where you can buy quality nutritional health products, vitamins and supplements. How can you oink out on The Capitalist Pig Web site if you're not healthy?
Don't forget to visit our other popular floors,
Computer Components,
Fresh Coffee Beans,
Wizard Electronic Organizers,
Beer and Winemaking Supplies,
Lotions and Lace, and
Security and Self-Defense Items. New floors are being built and will be added as construction is completed. The CyberPig Emporium awaits you!
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Web Site Presentations
....Your Own Web Site Could Be a "Click" Away! If you are seeing this, then others will. Why not have your own Web Site or page? Your product or service is important to lots of people. Get the exposure you deserve on the Internet through the friendly folks at The Capitalist Pig. ....We'll Put YOU on The Web! Contact us for the details on putting together a custom-made Web Site for you or your company. Or, maybe you just want a single page, not a full-blown Web Site. We can do that, too. We will also make sure that the Internet world knows you are "out there" so your Web Site or page will get the maximum exposure. Check out some of our clients' pages at the PigPen. [Web Site Info] |
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Take Our Survey!
....Inquiring Minds Want To Know! We would like to hear your valued opinion on a few things. Point and click easy. [Survey Sez!] |
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CyberPig Picks
...."Everybody's gone surfin'....surfin' U.S.A." Check out the Web links on our CyberPig Picks page! Some are actually useful, but most are just fun! This page is enhanced for Netscape 2.0+ frames. [CyberPig Picks] |
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Where Am I?
....At the Tek FX Docking Bay. At this very nanosecond, your transmission is bouncing around a server in the Show Me State, Missouri. While you're here, take a moment to look around. You can add a virtual state bumper sticker to the outside of your Web cruiser if you do! (Are you a Missouri business or organization? If so, complete our MoBiz! Form with your company information so you can be added to our newest feature which is in a constant state of development -- THE Missouri Business Page!) [Show Me!] |
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The CyberPig Pen Portfolio
...Here's your tickets to our Web site Pig Pen, where all our friends congregate! Come join the crowd and root around in our Pen. [Start Rootin'] |
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OASIS...Office Automation and Systems I ntegration Services
The Capitalist Pig's sister company, OASIS is a computer and network services company that can provide the right automation solutions for your business. If your business or residence is located in the St. Charles, St. Peters, or St. Louis, Missouri, call OASIS for all your computer network installation and configuration needs! [OASIS] |