Well, I've looked and looked, and can not find anyplace that is an official Chyna site to which I can send a love letter to Chyna. Yeah, there's the WWF magazine e-mail address (wwfeditor@aol.com). But why would you want Vince McMahon reading about how Chyna makes your heart flutter like a leaf in the wind? Instead, send those love letters to me. I will post them here in Chyna's Little Corner of the Boiler Room, so that once a week, a lucky fan will have his or her mushy love letter to Chyna published for all the world to see. With a little luck, Chyna herself may stop by, and jot down your little e-mail address. But you'd better hurry! Looks like she and HHH will tie the knot sooner than you can count 1-2-3.
So send me you love letters here.
Remember: Amazons need love too.
[NOTE: This is not an official Chyna or WWF site. Letters are posted here with the understanding that Chyna may or may not be stopping by any time soon to read your submission. So submit in the spirit with which this site is maintained. Thanks. -DadKind]
Dear Joanie,
Hi, my names Brandon and I'm from Indiana. I was never much of a wrestling fan untill a couple of years ago. I was watching RAW at my buddies house and out you came.
I was stunned. I said to my friend, there is the most beautifal woman in the world! Ever since then I havent missed a RAW or a HEAT or a PPV. That should make Vince happy. he he.
Anyway, I just want to let you know that I have became...I hate to use the word obsessed but I cant think of any other word for how I feel about you. Its not a bad obssesed, or a stalking sicko obsessed, I just always watch you on WWF and think about you alot!! I think you cast a spell on me!! I have posters and magazines and all your action figures...you name it I have it.
I guess the reason I am writing this is, this is another chance of you knowing I'm alive! My ultimate goal is to meet you and talk to you, about your lfe and all the things you have did. So far I havent even been to a WWF show, but It would be a tease for me to be that close to you and know that I wouldnt be able to talk to you! Unlike most 19 year old males its not your body and looks that I am after, (Although they are Excellent) I just want to meet you. If you do a Autograph session within 3 states of me IM THERE!!!!!!
Well, I hope I havent freaked you out by telling you all of this!! :o) In case I never get to tell you this in person, I respect you for everything you have did, and you are a true inspiration to me!
Brandon
P.S.: Don't sell out to vince! No matter what you do to your body, you will always be the same Joaine I know and love.
Dear Chyna,
These are really nice letters that evreyone sent to you, professing love and unconditional worship, that must be a cool feeling to have. I just wanted to say that you are really cool. The role you play is kick ass, as Cartman of South Park would say. I have to make one comment though. It says in your bio that you are natuarally a fun loving, humorous person. I have to admit, it is easy to see this when you let loose with a little smirk. It just makes me crack up. You, this pillar of strenth and intimidation, crusher of men twice the size of you, sitting in the back room telling jokes and cracking up the whole WWF. HHH is a lucky man. Good luck with your career and the rest of your life.
CPT. CARNAGE
Dear Chyna,
I've had an amazon girlfriend, so beleve me when i say i could honestly love you. Besides it's not how you look on the outside, its how you look on the inside. I read you interview in the wwf magizine and I think you probaly one of the nicest people I've ever seen. You are everything I've been looking for in a girlfriend: smart, nice, good personality, and to top it all off, you're SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supermodels couldn't even touch you, couldn't even come near you. As a matter of fact, if I had a choice between any supermodel and you, I'd pick you infaticly. Everytime I see you on t.v. I forget eveything and just go blank. Even writing this letter now, I go blank and I'm shaking like a leaf, beacuse, if I had one shot to go out with you I'm convinced, that would be enough for you to say you'd marry me. You've also inspired me to make something of myself, and I thank you for that. If only I had a chance to do that in person, I could be a happy man.
You've inspired me to follow my dreams under any cicumstances. I read the article in the wwf magizine and found out that you came from about the same upbrining that I have, And how focoused you were, Since I first saw you and reading about you, I've stopped feeling sorry for myself, and I've noticed dramatic improvement in everything I do, and even if all I do is get to say thank you to you, then that's enough for me, and I could live the rest of my life in happiness. But if wishes could come true, Chyna, I would be the happiest man on the planet, 'cause you'd be my wife, and I would truly be the luckiest man on earth.
matt jordan
ps please e-mail me @ dx773@hotmail.com
Hello Chyna,
my name is mike and my mom thinks you are the greatist. My mother is also a body builder and hopes one day she can be about as buff as you. While she probably never will you are her favorite person in the WWF. She especially like it when you beat the heck out of the other wrestlers.Our whole family laughed when you beat up the commissioner sergant slaughter becaused you were cuffed to him.Well any way I think you are the greatist. I would really appreach it if you could E-mail my mom. Her address is MsLauraDM@AOL.com
Thank you,
MICHAEL JOHNSTON
Dear Chyna, I know it's your job to keep that serious look on your face, but I wish you would smile a lot more. I'm sure your having fun with the D-X schtick, so how about flashing a big beautiful smile more often than you do. Tell you what, sometime when the camera is square on your face, give me a great big smile, so I know that you have seen this letter! Make this old 40 year old man happy.
Speaking of the camera, when are the Hollywood (no, not that goofball Hogan) biggies gonna cast you in a movie. I believe you would make a great action heroine. Not that Barb-Wire crap, but a real movie with a real leading man. I can picture you teamed up with with Ahnold or Stallone or Snipes. But it's got to have a humorous side so I can see you smile and laugh!
Saw the thong shot the other night! I thought I was gonna have a heart attack right then and there! Mere words cannot describe that scene. Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!! But please, never, ever, go any further. Don't ever sell out, and appear in Playboy or any of those other rags. It would ruin the fantasy. Although you would put all those "models" to shame!!!
In closing I just want to say have a wonderful life and have a good time. And for cryin' out loud, SMILE!!!!!!!
Just one of your millions of fans, Soulcutter.
P.S. As a hobby I play in a heavy metal band, and I have a picture of you taped to my guitar for inspiration.
Are you some kind of sorceress? Because I've been enchanted by you ever since your arrival at WWF. I used to hate WWF, but since you've been there, I find myself watching it more and more. I'm positive there are guys all over the world that are watching WWF more and more because of you! Whatever Vince is paying you, it ain't enough (although those were nice presents he gave you for Christmas!) I know it was scripted, but I wish you would have beat the bejesus out of Jerry "the butthole" Lawler when he was making fun of you. I used to be a big fan of Miss Elizabitch til' I saw you. Now you are the Queen of the ladies or wrestling. What first attracted me to you, were your eyes. Ice cold, yet, with a soft warm side if I looked deeper. Then , that cute nose, and gorgeous lips. The further I watched, the more
I noticed that incredible body. Some call you Amazon(in a nice way), but I prefer the word statuesque. I can picture that body on a statue on Mount Olympus and the Gods bowing before you. Although you seem much too nice to be petty or pius.
Dear CHYNA,
I'm a man of few words such as you are.
So i'll be short and to the point.You are the most intense lady I have
ever met.We have met in Philladelphia PA.The look in your eyes the feel
in the air all signs that your aura filled the arena.When you walk down
the ramp to the ring I get a feeling like deadlifting 500 pounds as i do
often.You know how that feels a tingle all over from head to toe.I love
every aspect of you.If you ever come down to Dewey Beach Delaware stop
by the Rusty Rudder and what ever you need is yours.Bring all of DX
their tab is on the house all night.
Love Rick.
Bouncer and Love intrest to CHYNA
Dear Chyna,
Chyna you are my one true love. I know you ask how can I say that when I don't even know you, but the answer is simple. You are what attracts me to watch all WWF programming, you are the one that brings me to WWF events, and you are why I love DX. I love the WWF you see, so if you are the main reason I watch the WWF than doesn't that explain why you are my true love.
You possess everything I ever wanted in a woman. I know you are intelligent, I have read that you are fluent in many languages, you have an incredibley incredible body which is an unbelievable turn on. You are also quiet but yet you do speak up, just what I love in a woman.
Remember when you were in Richmond, Va on April 27? Do you
remember the guy with the sign that said,"Chyna Have Sex with Me." Well that
was me. Oh but that is just a dream, a dream I'd love to become a reality. I'm doing everything I can now (I'm 18) to make it to the WWF. Hopefully when this happens you will still be around Chyna, or may I say, Joanie Lee. Yes Chyna I know your real name. If you don't think I'm obsessed by now then let me tell you this. When I found out you were a Boston native I first found out
the area code for Boston, then I called information to try and find out your
number. They didn't have a number for a Joanie Lee. I was heartbroken, I just wanted to hear your voice again, for it is so rare that you speak.
Chyna, Joanie, I only hope you might one day read this letter and get my Email address. I'd love to hear from you.
I Love you, I Love you, I Love you,
Love,
Daniel H (DanielH43@aol.com)
Dear Chyna,
I was also wondering if you were still a whinnie the pooh freak. If so have you ever watched him
after a few drinks he semms to be even funnier.
I would like for you to know that you are the only female superstar in the wwf above sunny, luna lesbian, and that supermodel wanna be fable. I was wondering how some one of your quality feels when compared to your collegues. As far as I am concerned you rule. Quite recently I caught an article on you in PWI's the wrestler and it hit me and gave me a better understanding of you'r personal life.
Like many of you, I am very impressed by Chyna. But, I must admit that I have not been affected nearly as much as this. Maybe I should be!
Dear Chyna, So I read your profile in WWF mag and see some of your interviews and I try doing some of the things you do. You see i am not even close to the speciman you are I was a little less than 6 foot and about 210. I layed around not wanting to do much eating fast food and playing video games and watching movies. I was always the guy left w/out the girlfriend when all my other friends did. I got joked at. The kind of stuff guys like me happen to go through. Some of your articles somehow inspired me to get off my butt. I stopped eating fastfood and took a liking to chicken because you can make it so many ways. I stopped drinking pop and had tea or lemon water. But most importantly, I got rid of my Playstation and got a membership to Moore's Fitness in Cincinnati.
I have been working out for about 3 months now and have dropped about 30 lbs. I am now down to 180 and feel a lot better about myself and now I even have a girlfriend to hang out with with my friends on Fridays. When you came to Cincinnati on Friday May 8 it was the greatest time of my life watching you do your job as being not only the bodygaurd for HHH but being better than any other woman in wrestling.
Well I really just hope you get a chance to read this because I really want to say thanx. You changed my life completely around. In my eyes you aren't just the "Ninth Wonder of the World" because of your size and gorgeous looks but because I don't know where I would be know if it wasn't for you. Once again thank you. My e-mail:seminoles@mailexcite.com or trent@mailexcite.com.
I am a 16 year old guy and admire you more than anyone else in the world. Chyna, I want to send my deepest thanks and gratitude to you. I saw you come on the scene with Triple H and I knew I had seen you before. I saw you at one of your bodybuilding competitions and I was just mesmorized. From then on I was your greatest fan. I followed all your comps. and wished you the best of luck all the time when I prayed at night. I met you once and you are one of the greatest people I have ever met. Then I see you join DX and I was blown away. My favorite athletes joins one of my favorite sports. I see you out there with the other guys and you are a sight for sore eyes. But you are so perfectly physically built and I see you with so much confidence and I say to myself, "Gosh it must be nice to be able to be like that."
This entry was actually submitted through the Rate Your Wrestler page on this site. But This is such a powerful opinion, I thought of it as a twisted love letter, in a way. It was submitted by a Chyna-holic named Raymond, who declined to give his e-mail (said he didn't have one yet). But still, here it is:
IM A GUY. WHEN I WAS YOUNG, ALL THE GUYS TREATED GIRLS LIKE CRAP,B#CHES,THE RIGHT(OR LEFT HAND), AND WORTHLESS PEOPLE. I WAS RAISED BY A GOOD MOM 9 AUNTS, A "FEW" GOOD TEACHERS, AND ALL OF MY
X GIRLFRIENDS(BAD AND GOOD).I WAS TAUGHT IT IS ALWAYS A RIGHT THING TO CHERISH ALL THE LADIES,BEWARE OF THE BITCHES, AND RESPECT A GOOD WOMAN.
MANY MEN DONT FEEL THEY WAY I DO.
END
Thanks Raymond. Let me know when you've got your e-mail working.
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