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FW: island (fwd)
I received this one from a fellow scientist who was sure to explicitly
state that 'Not all guys are like the one described below'.
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> This guy was stranded on a desert island with Cindy Crawford.
> He was cool, and he didn't make any moves towards her for
> several weeks.
>
> Finally one day he asked her if maybe they could start up a
> physical relationship, so as to attend to each other's needs.
>
> Cindy said she was game, and a very nice sexual relationship
> began. Everything was great for about 4 months.
>
> One day the guy goes to Cindy and says, "I'm having this
> problem... It's kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a
> favor." Cindy replied "Okay," and he says, "Can I borrow your
> eyebrow pencil?" Cindy looks at him a little funny, but answers,
> "Sure, you can borrow my eyebrow pencil."
>
> The guy then says, "Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to
> draw a mustache on you?" Cindy is getting a little worried, but
> says "Okay." And so the guy draws a mustache on her. Then the
> guy said, "Can you wear some of my guy clothing? I need for you
> to look more like a man." Cindy is getting a little disappointed
> at this point, but says "I guess so," and puts on some of his
> clothes. Then the guy says to Cindy, "Do you mind if I call you
> Fred?" Although Cindy is now feeling very dejected, she says
> "Yea, I guess you can call me Fred."
>
> So then the guy reaches out, grabs Cindy by the arms and shouts
> "Fred -- You won't believe who I have been sleeping with these
> past 4 months!!!"
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