RealNetworks To Suck Less

To:  RealNetworks

Dear Real,

Recently we witnessed a campaign attempting to deter iPod users from the iTunes Music Store and Apple, and instead purchase songs from REAL Music Store using the hacked & unreliable 'Harmony' technology. This campaign was laughable. News articles posted on your website have had nothing but contradicting replies and complaints, with no followers to your asinine religion. Your petition however brought a tear to my eye. Never before in my life have I seen such a blunder - so far 789 people have destroyed your hypocritical idea of freedom of choice with some hilarious but true comments about the irony of this whole campaign. After all, how can Real Networks complain that Apple doesn't give their iPod owners freedom of choice, when they themselves provide no freedom of choice to their Music Store - there isn't even a Mac version available! Well, I doubt highly that tens of thousands of Mac users will sell their Macs and buy themselves a cheap second-hand Dell running Windows 98 to use your Music Store with a format created by hacking their favourite Music Player and destroying the market of their favourite Music Store.

Because of the humour this petition has provided us, and because the absolute failure (which is RealNetworks) needs to be laughed at for longer, I request strongly that you bring the link to the original petition back to your already dying Web-site, and give people the FREEDOM OF CHOICE to make COMMENTS about you. We request that you don't fear libel or loss of reputation, and you just accept the fact that you are the 'Village Idiot' of the Online Music Industry.

Sincerely,

The Undersigned

The RealNetworks To Suck Less Petition to RealNetworks was created by customers of Online Music Stores/Owners of iPods and written by Isaac Lockett (saaciplank72@hotmail.com).  This petition is hosted here at www.PetitionOnline.com as a public service. There is no endorsement of this petition, express or implied, by Artifice, Inc. or our sponsors. For technical support please use our simple Petition Help form.

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