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The idea of starring in a snuff film has already been presented to the celebrity by her team of professional marketing advisers. Paris is believed to be considering the idea carefully.

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A 35-year-old man has undergone surgery to be relieved of what had initially been diagnosed as a tumor, but it actually turned out to be something way more gross.

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"...I make a few more turns and find myself racing down a side street. I look ahead and my friend has been pulled over and a cop has his gun out trying to tell him to get out of his car..."

The number of black friends white man Alvin Perry claimed to have during a political debate Sunday turned out to be greater than the actual number, sources said.

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