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BOSS
Member since Oct. 14th, 2005
Cumulative Points
107
Overall Rank
2

The Most Hated and Feared Man on the Planet
Born and raised in a small southern town. Son of an ex-marine gone wild. Tripped illegally for many years. Got connected to the LCN. When I met up with a certain asshole I shall not name, things became complicated. Now I run various incentive driven business arrangements. BOSS Amendment I: Due to previous inquires, the following has been amended at the request of BOSS himself and through his attorney at law. The title BOSS is not intended to imply or otherwise suggest criminal involvement of any kind. My client is an upstanding citizen and chairman of various committees. As his attorney, I have advised him to no longer respond to public inquires regarding his location, job status, or sources of income to avoid future problematic incidents. Amendment II: The sexuality of my client is commonly referred to as heterosexual and is public knowledge. Any comments, concerns, or inquiries to the contrary are legally defamatory and subject to legal recourse. BOSS does not hold any discriminatory position towards homosexuals and regrets the need for an inclusion of such an amendment. Amendment III. The Mission Statement. Revolution? I'm talking about unity, brothers and sisters, because we have to get it together. We are the solution to the problem, if we will just be that. If we can feel it, "feeling predicts intelligence." We have to come together, people, "build to a gathering," or else. Or else you are dead, and gone. There is no separation. Everything will come and go as time takes its coarse. There is nothing to fear. Money sucks. Leaders suck. School sucks. The white honkie culture that has been handed to us on a silver platter is meaningless to us! We don't want it! We are dope smoking, LSD driven total maniacs of the universe. We will do anything we can to drive people crazy out of their heads and into their bodies. Our culture, our art, the music, newspapers, books, posters, our clothing, our homes, the way we walk and talk, the way our hair grows, the way we smoke dope and fuck and eat and sleep - it is all one message, and the message is FREEDOM! It takes 5 seconds, 5 seconds of decision. Five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. Brothers and Sisters, it's time to testify and I want to know, Are you ready to testify???


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Feb. 18th, 2006 1:23pm
fake as a wedding cake!
Feb. 17th, 2006 1:41pm
Two words: Miserable failure!
Feb. 17th, 2006 12:17pm
yeah, and death-trap!
Feb. 16th, 2006 10:34pm
I feel so burned fuckface
Feb. 15th, 2006 12:58pm
So fucking not funny!
Feb. 13th, 2006 2:11pm
colonel I'm waiting...
Feb. 4th, 2006 9:55am
oh shit!!!
Feb. 3rd, 2006 6:09pm
if she did then way to go!
Feb. 3rd, 2006 11:48am
WANKERS!!! WANKERS!!!
Feb. 2nd, 2006 1:34pm
perfect for all the stoners!
Jan. 31st, 2006 11:02pm
another big YAWN from the BOSS
Jan. 30th, 2006 10:54am
i concur
Jan. 30th, 2006 10:53am
SUCKS BIG TIME
Jan. 29th, 2006 10:17pm
good point
Jan. 29th, 2006 3:23pm
god that's a piercing scream!
Jan. 29th, 2006 10:42am
Yawn
Jan. 28th, 2006 12:27pm
that really fuckin sucked
Jan. 27th, 2006 11:41am
ha
Jan. 27th, 2006 11:17am
America: We'll Bomb Your Ass!
Jan. 27th, 2006 11:00am
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Jan. 25th, 2006 1:18pm
loser
Jan. 20th, 2006 12:37pm
i bet the duke likes it
Jan. 19th, 2006 11:27am
that was awsome
Jan. 17th, 2006 6:16pm
funny
Jan. 16th, 2006 4:46pm
mo money, mo problems
Jan. 16th, 2006 4:11pm
that's really unbelievable
Jan. 16th, 2006 4:06pm
Z
Jan. 13th, 2006 11:47am
nigga pleaze!!!
Jan. 12th, 2006 10:39am
damn right!
Jan. 11th, 2006 4:53pm
So what!!!
Jan. 6th, 2006 10:32am
no
Jan. 5th, 2006 5:29pm
oh so sexy!
Jan. 5th, 2006 4:02pm
oh so much sexy it hurts!!!
Jan. 5th, 2006 2:46pm
too sexy, eh?
Jan. 5th, 2006 2:43pm
mmm, oh so SEXY!!!
Jan. 4th, 2006 3:41pm
right on Duke!
Jan. 3rd, 2006 1:20pm
photoshoped!
Jan. 3rd, 2006 11:05am
all i wanted was some titties
Jan. 3rd, 2006 10:25am
it takes all kinds
Jan. 1st, 2006 7:48pm
that was pointless
Dec. 25th, 2005 10:32pm
scandalous bitch!
Dec. 23rd, 2005 9:13pm
fuck you too maxi pads
Dec. 20th, 2005 7:39pm
thanks... so did i, HA!!!
Dec. 20th, 2005 5:12pm
is that a real question?
Dec. 20th, 2005 1:43pm
i did it for the kids
Dec. 20th, 2005 1:21pm
hogwash!
Dec. 19th, 2005 4:57pm
Mmmwwhah aha ha h aha ha ha
Dec. 15th, 2005 6:17pm
BEATCH!!!
Dec. 15th, 2005 6:17pm
No, I'm 24
Dec. 15th, 2005 6:14pm
yippeeee, dumbass!
Dec. 15th, 2005 6:00pm
that just makes things worse
Dec. 15th, 2005 5:03pm
i'm drunk
Dec. 14th, 2005 6:44pm
damn you silent e's
Dec. 14th, 2005 6:19pm
I SAW IT!!! YOU'RE DEAD
Dec. 14th, 2005 6:00pm
C'mon Pelican!!!
Dec. 14th, 2005 4:53pm
here you go!
Dec. 14th, 2005 4:38pm
see if it fits
Dec. 14th, 2005 4:31pm
C'mon pelican!
Dec. 14th, 2005 3:45pm
GO RAIDERS!!!
Dec. 14th, 2005 2:37pm
get an avatar you lazy ass jew
Dec. 14th, 2005 2:20pm
587.6
Dec. 14th, 2005 2:17pm
fuck it... GOOO RAIDERS!!!
Dec. 14th, 2005 1:52pm
bullshit!!!
Dec. 14th, 2005 11:15am
ha
Dec. 13th, 2005 5:44pm
YEEAAAAHH!!!
Dec. 13th, 2005 3:49pm
GO RAIDERS!!!
Dec. 13th, 2005 2:55pm
GO RAIDERS! WHOOOO
Dec. 12th, 2005 11:24am
right on!
Dec. 10th, 2005 10:41pm
best part's the music
Dec. 10th, 2005 10:39pm
here goes with this dumb shit
Dec. 10th, 2005 4:12pm
WOW
Dec. 8th, 2005 12:29pm
i'm in love with natasha komis
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:19am
damn right!
Dec. 8th, 2005 11:01am
not even funny on weed...
Dec. 8th, 2005 10:53am
FAKE
Dec. 7th, 2005 12:21pm
WHAT?
Dec. 5th, 2005 2:18pm
now TEO was funny
Dec. 5th, 2005 1:42pm
lame
Dec. 1st, 2005 12:17pm
GODDAMNIT!!!
Dec. 1st, 2005 10:48am
Z?
Nov. 30th, 2005 6:46pm
major waste of time
Nov. 30th, 2005 2:28am
ahh life is good
Nov. 28th, 2005 5:02pm
Fucking horrible!
Nov. 27th, 2005 6:48pm
what a dumb ass
Nov. 24th, 2005 4:00pm
awsome
Nov. 24th, 2005 3:58pm
ha^
Nov. 23rd, 2005 1:23pm
this is sickening...
Nov. 22nd, 2005 8:20pm
Fuck you eduardo!!!
Nov. 22nd, 2005 1:22pm
right on!
Nov. 21st, 2005 8:57pm
885 and i'm still smoking!
Nov. 21st, 2005 4:43pm
Coming Soon!
Nov. 21st, 2005 4:18pm
280
Nov. 21st, 2005 3:45pm
500 game over.
Nov. 21st, 2005 3:02pm
she's a man eater, watch out!
Nov. 21st, 2005 10:45am
and yes i'm all lit up again!
Nov. 21st, 2005 1:10am
KABOOM!!!
Nov. 18th, 2005 5:17pm
stick and move!
Nov. 18th, 2005 3:45pm
this is too fucking hard!
Nov. 18th, 2005 3:43pm
_________ - - - - - __________
Nov. 18th, 2005 3:34pm
what happened to the duke?
Nov. 18th, 2005 2:10pm
and run the world^
Nov. 18th, 2005 12:31am
i see you YOU LITTLE BITCH!!!!
Nov. 17th, 2005 12:30pm
punk ass whiny bitch
Nov. 17th, 2005 12:25pm
hey rockin! FUCK YOU BITCH!!!
Nov. 15th, 2005 4:27pm
am i seeing things?
Nov. 14th, 2005 10:37pm
YOU MUTHAFUKA!!!!!!
Nov. 14th, 2005 6:13pm
i murdered and ate all of them
Nov. 14th, 2005 4:52pm
Z
Nov. 14th, 2005 2:59pm
:)
Nov. 14th, 2005 2:27pm
that motherfucker!!!
Nov. 13th, 2005 8:46pm
or writer will eat you
Nov. 13th, 2005 8:38pm
cause i'm a voodoo child
Nov. 13th, 2005 1:57pm
that's it?
Nov. 13th, 2005 3:02am
Sickening!
Nov. 13th, 2005 3:00am
dear god what time is it
Nov. 12th, 2005 2:05pm
i'm about to be sick
Nov. 12th, 2005 11:54am
not funny
Nov. 11th, 2005 1:17pm
define normal
Nov. 10th, 2005 4:53pm
right on!
Nov. 10th, 2005 4:45pm
count on it!!!
Nov. 10th, 2005 1:21pm
i saw my name in there too
Nov. 9th, 2005 9:30pm
anyone got a lighter?
Nov. 9th, 2005 5:19pm
you calling me a liar?
Nov. 9th, 2005 1:26pm
that blowed!
Nov. 9th, 2005 1:17pm
right on!
Nov. 8th, 2005 7:15pm
that's my nigga
Nov. 8th, 2005 6:16pm
already taken care ^
Nov. 7th, 2005 9:32pm
This does not belong here!
Nov. 7th, 2005 8:36pm
^g1
Nov. 7th, 2005 6:40pm
tell them to lick'em off
Nov. 7th, 2005 6:37pm
washing machine?
Nov. 7th, 2005 1:21pm
you too sincere
Nov. 7th, 2005 10:32am
but it looks so real wayne
Nov. 7th, 2005 10:30am
thanks for the credit alldumb
Nov. 6th, 2005 4:06pm
only 11 punches
Nov. 6th, 2005 1:49pm
better than the bike tricks
Nov. 6th, 2005 10:43am
one of the best SNL crack-ups?
Nov. 5th, 2005 1:34pm
i warned you
Nov. 5th, 2005 1:05pm
do not play this game
Nov. 4th, 2005 5:33pm
i need a lawyer!
Nov. 4th, 2005 5:22pm
and again
Nov. 4th, 2005 4:11pm
once again
Nov. 4th, 2005 3:03pm
yawn
Nov. 4th, 2005 2:08pm
this song is sadistic
Nov. 4th, 2005 9:38am
AAHHH!!! Jellyfishes!!!
Nov. 3rd, 2005 7:28pm
VIVA AMERICANA!!!
Nov. 3rd, 2005 2:57pm
Oh my distorted smile!
Nov. 3rd, 2005 2:01pm
tee he he he
Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:11pm
right on
Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:10pm
you can't fool me twice
Nov. 3rd, 2005 11:31am
VIVA LA REPOST!!!
Nov. 2nd, 2005 5:14pm
you fuck crackers?
Nov. 2nd, 2005 2:13pm
Terrible
Nov. 1st, 2005 9:06pm
get in line bitch
Nov. 1st, 2005 7:06pm
badmad, how was the landing?
Nov. 1st, 2005 6:11pm
you came up with the name
Nov. 1st, 2005 4:29pm
Inbred?
Nov. 1st, 2005 4:13pm
Coming Up: Insane Leg Trick
Nov. 1st, 2005 3:42pm
NOOOO!!!!!
Nov. 1st, 2005 1:18pm
goddamn right!!!
Nov. 1st, 2005 12:30pm
burger king? mmmmmm
Oct. 30th, 2005 4:22pm
It's just you cutigers...
Oct. 28th, 2005 12:15pm
where's the driver?
Oct. 27th, 2005 1:36am
yes sir smoker
Oct. 27th, 2005 1:35am
twatshit
Oct. 26th, 2005 8:15pm
Snowblind
Oct. 26th, 2005 4:11pm
redrum...redrum...redrum...
Oct. 26th, 2005 3:49pm
where?
Oct. 26th, 2005 3:37pm
damn right!
Oct. 26th, 2005 2:57pm
slowest day ever at alldumb
Oct. 26th, 2005 1:47am
By the way i'm not a yankee
Oct. 26th, 2005 1:18am
BITCH
Oct. 26th, 2005 12:24am
staged!
Oct. 25th, 2005 1:48pm
JUST PUOR MY DRINK ALREADY!
Oct. 25th, 2005 12:54am
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!!
Oct. 25th, 2005 12:45am
That was awsome
Oct. 25th, 2005 12:38am
you are an IDIOT!!!
Oct. 24th, 2005 9:56pm
that was my defense
Oct. 24th, 2005 6:33pm
I am the walrus goddamnit
Oct. 24th, 2005 6:32pm
KOO KOO KA_CHU
Oct. 24th, 2005 5:43pm
I am the walrus...
Oct. 24th, 2005 4:02pm
GODDAMN U GRAVITYYYYY!!!!
Oct. 24th, 2005 3:58pm
I don't give a fuk digger
Oct. 24th, 2005 3:25pm
TOO SHEA!!!
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:59pm
731 days later
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:59pm
brilliant
Oct. 23rd, 2005 7:11pm
and i got a southern accent
Oct. 23rd, 2005 6:44pm
hey sparkplug, 7th POST BEATCH
Oct. 23rd, 2005 4:54pm
eye-ya-ya
Oct. 23rd, 2005 12:00pm
Well way to fucking go John
Oct. 23rd, 2005 11:52am
No, it's just boring!
Oct. 21st, 2005 5:07pm
didn't fuk w/ my head any
Oct. 21st, 2005 5:04pm
I'm a poker pro
Oct. 21st, 2005 1:40pm
this never gets old
Oct. 21st, 2005 1:27pm
And itty bitty titties
Oct. 21st, 2005 1:26pm
I hate spelling
Oct. 21st, 2005 1:01pm
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Oct. 19th, 2005 4:59pm
DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNN
Oct. 19th, 2005 3:52pm
125 doing what
Oct. 19th, 2005 3:23pm
gay post^
Oct. 18th, 2005 2:11pm
great point payner
Oct. 18th, 2005 2:10pm
god what shity music
Oct. 15th, 2005 7:05pm
BORING BORING FUCKING BORING
Oct. 15th, 2005 6:44pm
DAMN HIPPIES
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:56pm
I'm the highest bidder
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:47pm
cracks me up again^
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:40pm
TERRIBLE!!!
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:38pm
cool
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:04pm
WTF
Oct. 14th, 2005 4:01pm
STUPID
Oct. 14th, 2005 3:39pm
HAHAHA HAaHHHHHHHHH
Oct. 14th, 2005 3:31pm
Stupid ass japs