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JohnWayne
Member since Oct. 19th, 2005
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If you don't know me by now pilgrim, you ain't worth being here, you hear?
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Jan. 16th, 2006 2:45pm in fact, pardner, I would guess that you blow! little white wienies and goats !!! |
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Jan. 16th, 2006 2:41pm no Fatty- YOU SUCK !!! |
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Jan. 16th, 2006 1:37pm that's the kind of post for nerds like bobert ! |
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Jan. 16th, 2006 1:36pm damn bobert, I could just bitch slap you silly right now ! |
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Jan. 16th, 2006 9:52am Hey Fatty, you keep talking about balls- somethin' you don't have son? |
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Jan. 14th, 2006 9:57pm hey its CousinMerle again, the inbred retard bastard transexual that used to fornicate with my farm animals! |
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Jan. 14th, 2006 6:38pm this looks like what the Mrs and I used to play in back of the barn! |
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Jan. 13th, 2006 6:32pm hey here's hemorroidal Cuckoo- a real pain in the ass ! |
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Jan. 13th, 2006 6:31pm hey CousinMerle- here's a quarter son, go play in the traffic! ya hear ?!? |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:35pm {bored by childish behavior...} signing off until tomorrow... see ya Boss! EAT SHIT CUKOO !!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:28pm and cukoo is still an illegitimate bastard who wets his bed at night, living with his whore aunt in a crack house ! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:17pm >wash up |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:16pm and yeah this post may suck, but BOSS is a good friend of the Duke, so you wask up your mouth mister or you'll get to meet the tip of my boot up your ass! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:15pm hey cukoo- appropriate name for an inbred redneck moron who thinks oral sex is talking dirty! with his sister! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 4:11pm hey aza02 you got a problem with the Duke do ya? well drop by the ranch oe day and I'll give you a good russlin', ya hear ? |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:55pm Lola, such insightful commentaries... as usual... I wish I could say I missed you son, but NO I can't !!! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:43pm mine's on the left, down to my knee !!! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:43pm hey Boss, how's she hangin'? |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:40pm long live the Duke ! (and Elvis!) |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:37pm damn mammy! time for your medication! |
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Jan. 4th, 2006 3:37pm go gadget go ! |
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Jan. 3rd, 2006 3:07pm too many bitches in this county ! |
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Jan. 3rd, 2006 2:17pm if I'd been there, I would'hav put a few rounds of lead in them colored folks' ass !!! ya hear ? |
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Jan. 3rd, 2006 10:00am almost funny ! |
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Jan. 3rd, 2006 9:39am I know enough French to say that the subtitles are not a real translation of the conversation ! |
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Dec. 2nd, 2005 2:38pm hey dammit, that's my dog Rufus that ran away 2 days ago... come here Rufus... |
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Dec. 1st, 2005 12:34pm chomp chomp !!! |
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Nov. 30th, 2005 9:16am you can see it here... http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1636294/ |
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Nov. 14th, 2005 10:28am nice red trunks iblowgoats... is that Daddy in front of you? |
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Nov. 14th, 2005 10:26am according to the tags, this game requires brains to be played... sorry iblowgoats! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 2:30pm the Duke is signing off... to ride into the sunset... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 2:16pm juicylou, I still want to hear about you? where you're from, what you look like, etc. |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:58pm hey ColoneI, why do you hate the Colonel so much? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:56pm come on baby girl.... damn I'm so shitfaced!!! budman what the fuck did you give me? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:53pm Hey hot USA girl, my email is bigdong@suckit.now ! call me |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:34pm no Colonel, they exchanged e-mails & all; me thinks they're a couple now.... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:32pm here's what you wanna do juicy, think of me naked, you'll get a boner, it'll be off you lips then you can talk ! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:27pm ok, i'll check again... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:26pm ok juicylou, we might have gotten off on the wrong foot... tell me about you- I'm listening! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:25pm well check & get back to me, ok? 'cause the Duke is getting confused in them woods... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:21pm it's the REAL Colonel!!! hey did you not get my e-mail yesterday??? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:20pm goyanks, I really wanted to join the party (I was bringing my nunchakus) but I gotta fly out on business- enjoy and let me know what happens ok? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:19pm thnks but NO! the Duke only swings one way- quadrupeds! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:15pm sorry I had to take a crap... but I was thinking if you had a dick on your forehead, I could call you a dickhead ! right ?!? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:08pm relocated where juicy? on your forehead ??? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:07pm maybe you can toss each other's salad while you're at it! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:06pm congrats Lola & Bob- juicylou is joining your circus! a 3-way freak show! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 1:03pm holy capped crusader, batman? are u 2 gonna fornicate and post it here??? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 12:10pm well, some of you are into computers, some into cars, others into goats... as for me I'm into art! yeah art! like this site has: http://hosted.met-art.com/plugin_tour/ |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 12:08pm not you ColoneI - I want the real one, the other one with no I!!! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 12:06pm yeah, tks Bob, I was already there- fascinating stuff you guys believe in! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:59am hey bob, I'd like to join your church man- can you help me? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:48am so??? you BLOW them you sicko! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:46am come one she loved it... she kept making that horny sound: mmmmmmooorrreeee ! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:44am hey Colonel, my Mrs is gone for a few days and it's debauchery time!!! want to join me in a gangbang with some trashy biatches?? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:25am ;-))) |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:24am should have asked the Colonel to whip you up a Big Mac ? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:23am now you're getting it !!! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:18am not according to 411.com |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:17am Arlington Dental Group in Arlington Heights, IL ??? come on, someone try the numbers I gave you- you'll laugh! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:08am sorry writer, I'm in a secure facility and all my calls are monitored! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:07am somebody try these numbers and post what they are- then you'll get the joke ! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 11:06am my ranch was in Iowa but I'm now living in FL! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:54am ok, there were no scorpions after all, but I'm soooo horny now! what's that, the Mrs left me a freshly baked apple pie on the counter !!! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:45am fuck, I think I got all the pink elephants, now the floor is crawling with huge scorpions with big tits... writer, you're a classy guy, Dude! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:39am ok writer, on my way back from lola's place, I'll swing back to your place and pick up the trash... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:38am lola, i'm ready for your purple rain, vein, no I mean haze !?! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:37am hey bud buddy - that's some good shit you left me bro! oops... gotta go catch these fucking pink elephant flying around the room ! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:35am well, as long as she doesn't mind that I'm hung like a horse! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 10:31am oh brothers... the Mrs is gone for a few days and I need to live it up... thanks!!! first I get high then I get me some poontang ! |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 9:46am hamtaro you little critter... |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 9:46am Hey Boss or Budman, got any good stuff I could put in my pipe? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 9:35am hey Colonel- you did not answer my msg yesterday - what goes ?!? |
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Nov. 11th, 2005 9:27am these kids are 8-10 yrs old... no way they would be that different if they were twins! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 1:11pm my married buddy Billy-Bob went fishin' with his g/f yesterday. I asked him if he caught anything and he replied "I hope not!" |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:42pm I hate to admit I have no clue anymore about Governator or Colonels... too many fakes ! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:33pm *passing the joint to lola* ever heard of sarcasm Lola? smoke a bit, it'll make you smarter (maybe!) |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:27pm agreed Bud, pass the joint will ya! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:22pm I'm not sure anymore... let me hack into my computer and find out -I'll be sure and let you know! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:04pm just a guess, but I think if the USA girl is not real, show/he might be another fake Colonel... just a guess... |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 12:02pm what is that varmint talking about? how could he "hack" into someone's computer and damn I hate those mooses up north! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 11:51am hey Colonel, you love fishing? don't need much of a bait you know ;-) |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:46am hardcore issues? that's probably the only thing that gets hard on this loser! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:45am doing OK Colonel, spend the day in hospital with my mom yesterday- but all is well... |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:44am hey fake ColI- you're really a boring tool whould should be hanged by his cohones pronto !!! or taken to the outskirts of town and shot! |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:37am hey Colonel (without the I)- how goes partner? |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:22am Hey fake COLONel, you'r enot the guy from Boston, are you? George? |
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Nov. 10th, 2005 10:16am I'm all for corect spealing, ya heare? |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:39pm Duke signing off- can't wait for the rumble in Baltimore!!! hee-haa! |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:38pm wow Mitross & Usasucks win the moron award of the year--- *clap clap* but it should be click... click... OWNED! |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:35pm fuckfest you want a ticket to the extreme makeover Baltimore too queer? just show up too rat face... |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:32pm see you there too fake shit! make sure your insurance is paid up first! and give your family one last goodbye... |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:28pm meet you there too son... call (800) 233-1234 to reserve your room early... |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:26pm goyanks, you going to the Erectile Dysfunction seminar too? |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:23pm damn, well back on the goat again tonight until the Mrs returns from visiting her family... |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 4:21pm way to go lads... I think ya scared the young lass from Miami... just when she was getting a liking to me! |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 3:48pm leech, let her go, she's obviously strange- riding a donkey ! |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 3:43pm now listen close little Mrs... first I don't like your name, second, what else do you ride, a mule? |
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Nov. 8th, 2005 3:38pm go wash your foul mouth varmint! The Duke is always just a step away- even when you least expect it, ya hear?!? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 8:41pm Hey Luken, ask Diesel nicely and you'll get a BD BJ ! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 8:40pm hey smoker... changed your mind about ending it all did you, son? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:38pm or jewellery around my pole & watch the girls fight over me... |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:38pm or peanut butter on the crotch and call for my old St. Bernard... |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:31pm or I'll put salt on my sack and go stand near the cows... |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:30pm I like when the Mrs licks my balls...sometimes. I dip my balls in cream and squat in the deer field... |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:25pm Boss, you sure there's a dog out there or you just did too many schrooms??? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:23pm they're from the south damn it Johnny... south Detroit that is! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:21pm what the hell is a mooninite??? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 6:21pm that's my kind of gall... a cowgirl; from down south! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 4:17pm I shot her in the cooch! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 3:16pm I see myself grabbing Moxx by the throat and choking his last breath out of him! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 3:12pm no sorry, I see a transexual midget, a monkey wrench, a young goat, a leather outfit and a big tube of K-Y! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 3:09pm I see my mother! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 2:47pm if he's a boy, we'll name him Jr. after you son, if it's a girl, I'll take her back and drown her in the pond, ok? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:58pm purdy cute ! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:57pm Sincere, I would bitch-slap your pimpled face with a 2X4 you moron... show some respect you hear? or step outside like the man you'll never be! douche-bag! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:53pm goyanks ! you sonofabitch! My lovely and pure daughter Jo-Jo Ann is pregnant, son! Are you gonna do the honorable thing? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:23pm BTW WWSD, you'll be glad to know I had an intruder on the ranch- shot him down myself, some city slicker named PatrickStar! RIP! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:20pm WHAT !!! you dissin' me boy? yeah, you with the blank avatar... ugly scrotum face... care to step outside for some russlin' with the Duke, partner? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:16pm Sincere, still waiting for my beer, now step on it, son! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:14pm ya I know! here son, grab yourself a line off my coffee table... |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:13pm ????? |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 1:11pm watch your blood pressure there Boss, son! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 12:52pm BOSS, that's quite good, son... this is guy is definitely... CLICK, CLICK, OWNED!!! (is that good Colonel?) |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 12:51pm thanks Colonel, I'll try it out soon! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 11:02am gay ! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 10:15am mitross, son - do we need to explain to you this is a joke?!? as in fake, as in made up, as in you're an idiot! |
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Nov. 7th, 2005 10:09am darn it, I told them not to release this video the Mrs made of me when we first met! |
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Nov. 6th, 2005 1:55pm reminds me of the time I got my arm stuck in my Mrs !!! |
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Nov. 6th, 2005 12:56pm hey Cool Jew- you're an inbred moron who doesn't deserve to be here... now go! |
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Nov. 6th, 2005 12:46pm bahhh... my horse can do that on a moped ! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 3:08pm have a proposterious day y'all !!! :-) |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 3:04pm have a proposterious day y'all !!! :-) |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 3:03pm thanks Writer, and we'll talk about the fees later! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 3:01pm well ya'll, the Duke is off riding in the sunset for today; enjoy your weekend and be careful out there... the world is full of wackos like fuckfest! See ya'll ! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 3:00pm well ya'll, the Duke is off riding in the sunset for today; enjoy your weekend and be careful out there... the world is full of wackos like fuckfest! See ya'll ! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:56pm have a beer on me and take a seat if you want to hear all of ffest's sad story, son! the good thing is that it ends at puberty - the present time! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:52pm in fact I'm blOWNED away by your wit! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:49pm Colonel, stop it you're crackin' me up! My Mrs will disOWNED me ! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:43pm OK EVERYONE, IT"S AVOID FUCKFEST DAY HERE AT ALLDUMB (sorry I had to yell it, partners!) |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:36pm BTW fuckfest, anyone caught without an avatar is unworthy of posting here and will be ignored from all others- everyone with me on this? |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:35pm eeewwww dobbs, didn't know your momma was a goner- sorry to hear, son! and desecrating a corpse is rather vile and gross, not unlike ffest's ugly rat face! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:32pm fuckfest, stop you jibber-jabber son and see a professional about that mental health problem of yours! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:30pm of course Writer I would need some references, whom might we be talking about son? |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:29pm mighty fine dobbs, and how's your momma's health son? |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:14pm BTW, anyone seen sektor & goyanks? these 2 varmints got my Marie_sue and Jo-jo Ann pregnant and I want a word with them to make sure they do the respectable thing. |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:13pm fuckfest is an aaasssshhhooolllllleeeeee............... |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 2:12pm aaaa soooooo ! me no like slant-eyed song! |
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Nov. 4th, 2005 9:40am hell the teletubbies are back!!! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:16pm Saleen, diesel, fake happablapp - please get fixed- just the possibility of any of you producing foals scares the shit out of the Duke!!! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:14pm Colonel, you want some calamine lotion to cover the bruises you've been getting today son? |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:13pm WWSO - get your own identity you knob! you suck! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:13pm Moxxy-coxxy! you sound stressed boy... maybe you start you car in your garage (door closed) roll down the windows and take a long break... |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:11pm hey dolo - what up dawg ! (great line hey? My Mrs told me that one) |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 4:07pm so many fakes here... the Duke is no longer amused... BOSS, you got some extra weed, I think it's time I try this shit to escape the sad reality of this site! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 3:59pm fuckfest is angry and sad... he just found out he's the bastard son of a baboon and a kleenex full of cumshot from dooter... aaahhh sorry for you son! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 3:52pm fuckfest is angry and sad... he just fund out he's the bastard son of a baboon and a kleenex full from the cumshot of dooter... aaahhh sorry for you son! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:53pm how dare you Budman... next you'll tell me Elvis is no longer here to rock our world ??? |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:52pm Budman son, me thinks you smokes enough for now if you see tits in this movie! (unless the threadmill scene gives you a boner)! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:51pm Lola repeats her verbal diarhea by cut&paste; from one post to the other... just like fuckface that little twat... interesting isn't it? (actually not!) |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:49pm long live the Duke ! |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 1:48pm Lola repeats her verbal diarhea by cut&paste; from one post to the other... just like fuckface that little twat... interesting isn't it? (actually not!) |
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Nov. 3rd, 2005 11:28am boy, I remember when a firewall was somethin' your buddies would help you put out with pails of water... |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 12:53pm nahh, he just gets on my nerves! |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 12:38pm BTW Dooter; while you're not one of my favorite character here, I found this for you - enjoy ! http://www.uniquedaily.com/articles/WDHNTBYOI.html |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 12:16pm nice moves son... hey WWSD what goes? |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 11:27am Thanks for the (.)(.), my MRS is more like [ . ] [ . ] |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 11:26am Moxx3 is a cunt! |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 11:21am don't worry Colonel, fuckfest is not worth a reply after all... who wants to debate with a mentally challenged teenager anyway? right son? |
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Nov. 2nd, 2005 11:20am what a skill- should help him get a job behind the counter (maybe he's on his break!) |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 2:32pm BOSS, the plane, the plane!!! |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 2:13pm we can do all of the above gents !!! let's kick some foreigner's ass ! |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 11:43am WWSD you gotta understand son, the Colonel brings me gifts and visits me at the ranch... when are you comin' over with your lass son? |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 11:23am pheewww! quite the mouth there sailor ! but good point son! |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 11:14am hey Colonel, was good havin' you and your beautiful Mrs over last night... those were pretty damn good cigars you brought over son, thanks and let's have another BBQ soon, ok? |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 11:09am the Duke says: "sometimes it's easier to ignore shit flies instead of waving your hand to shoo them away..." - go find another turd to feed yourself fuckfest. |
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Nov. 1st, 2005 10:57am 53 suckers !!! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 8:31pm fuckfest you inbred moron.. has enough and ran back under your momma's dress did you? |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 4:37pm fuckfest, don't look here son, you might get another wet dream tonight and your mamma would get pretty upset with you again... you know, having to wash your bed again! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 4:35pm no fest, more like how many times you've scored in your life! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 4:32pm did ya'll see the last pic, it looked like a grain of sand but it was fuckfest's brains magnified 5 billion times!!! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 4:29pm fuckfest- one piece of advise son... if you see me comin' down the road towards you, turn around and start running fast 'cause you're a dead man ! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:50pm fuckfest - what is your problem son? the Colonel happens to be a good buddy o' mine so keep your paws on your saddle and shut your trap if you got nothin' better to yap, son! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:44pm Colonel, you ol' hound dog, good to see ya son... where have you been ? |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:43pm diesel, not much son, and how's your better half ? sincere, you dissing the Duke or what ??? |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:43pm sorry ya'll, I had to deliver a calf in the barn... the Mrs is gone to a Tupperware party for the afternoon... |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:18pm diesel son, what goes? |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 3:16pm come on alldumb- get your postings working damn it! This is the 4th one today that sits like a dead horse on a hot summer day! |
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Oct. 31st, 2005 10:32am if you partners like violence, you should see the scene where I grabbed WTF and branded his white ass with a hot iron!!! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 9:39pm Saleen you dumb fuck, the Duke told ya to get the hell off this property and never return... Am I gonna have to get the dogs after you boy? |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 9:28pm Boss son, sounds like you're having one of those crappy day? I hope 'losing a friend' was a figure of speech buddy - the Duke says "take care of yourself"... |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 2:13pm long live the DUKE. a real man !!! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 1:06pm Vonline boy? what happened to you son? your avatar's been censored? or you're on the witness relocation program son? |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 12:20pm WTF Wish for you To Fuck off and die! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 12:19pm GIRLS ON TOILETS! now this the Duke would like to see... how about a URL son? |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 12:08pm and I have to agree with jerko, too few nips here... The Duke has submitted much better stuff but it doesn't get posted- too racy maybe? |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 12:07pm where are the Deputies when you need 'em... WTF, were you not breastfed when you was a baby? you sound like a little winny sissy ass to me boy - grow up sonny! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 11:43am *carefully insert |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 11:43am looking for a man hornyone? bend over and I'll a pitchfork up your tight little ass son! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 11:42am BOSS, toooo shaaaayyyyy son! good one! |
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Oct. 27th, 2005 11:29am Colonel, glad to see you back son. There's been quite a bit of bashin' towards you here lately from some pretty low life cow handlers. The Duke doesn't like it one bit! |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 12:26pm well thanks for being honest with me sektor boy, the Mrs and me are talking about sending her to convent for a while... |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 12:05pm sektor- what did you do to my sweet little princess Marie-Sue? she was an innocent virgin but since last night she sounds like a cursing sex-craved sailor! |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 9:50am sektor, you sound tired and irritable... did you not have a good evening with Marie-Sue last night son? |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 9:44am good game! the Duke likes... |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 9:22am *Dolly-Ample |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 9:20am did you hear the good news Colonel? sektor is going out with Marie-Sue my youngest daughter while goyanks is dating Jojo-Ann my oldest princess. |
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Oct. 26th, 2005 9:19am Good morning Colonel son! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 4:23pm from a good friend of mine who owns a meat shop - Mr. Ducky! BTW boys, go see the next post for some pics of my lovely daughters. |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 4:20pm goyanks my son, here's a picture of Jojo-Ann my oldest daughter after she shave the hair above her lip... http://www.metal-modeles.com/shop/images/FT4072c398e6b7f.jpg |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 4:17pm sektor my son, here'a a pic of Marie-Sue, my youngest bowlegged daughter... http://www.galerielouise.nl/werkvan/breteler/groot/050056-1.jpg |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:50pm saleen you bastard kid, you're insulting one of my future son-in-law... the Duke is gonna put some lead in your behind son! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:47pm you fine boys are welcome home, just like family to me! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:27pm Marie-Sue is quite bowlegged- she can't put her legs together son which is sometimes embarassing! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:26pm you may son, just make sure she wipes her mustache after she eats... |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:24pm sektor boy, it's Marie-Sue and don't you get fresh with my girl boy. Mighty nice of you to disregard her slight handicap son. |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:21pm as long as it's only cornbread and not corndog, son! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:19pm what the heck goyanks, come and meet my eldest Jojo-Ann too! let's have a hoedown boys !!! heee haaaa ! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 3:13pm flamo & jayjay - your days are numbered boys... goyanks and me are gonna put some lead in your sorry asses! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 2:57pm sure goyanks, let bygones be bygones and join me for some hooch and a big stogey would ya? |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 2:40pm then JayJayWaynie & JohnWayno are gays using avatars of men they would like to blow! NO ONE BUT ME IS THE DUKE, YOU HEAR? |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 2:37pm geez goyanks, speaking of impersonating- you're on your 2nd fake JohnW already... who's talking son? |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:55pm you're dead goyanks. By the back fence, count 20 paces then we shoot, ok? |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:50pm you challenging the Duke you inbred moron? |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:47pm albino son, shove those tadpoles up your arse and get a life boy! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:46pm looking forward to shaking you paw Boss, and don't worry about irrigating the lawns... |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:37pm oh yeahhh which reminds me, no goyanks, no pedophile scum bag like you need show up or i'll brand your forehead with the loser sign permanently ! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:21pm ok, that makes 5 people including the Mrs and me !!! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:21pm I do hope the Colonel, Ducky, ILPapa, Sektor and the ugly mutt Dolo will be there! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:15pm 1st post suckas! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 1:06pm just_a_girl from MO, drop by the ranch one day for a glass of moon shine, the Mrs and I would enjoy meetin' ya! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 11:45am aldwardo son, I like you sense of humor... and it's a pleasure being in the same saloon as the #2 user ! I raise my shot glass to you boy! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 11:32am I miss ILPapa, I have much to confess! (like what I would do to the one on the far right!!!) |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 10:11am Elbe, I told you before you old cow wrangler you: close the gaping mouth of yours before your teeth fall out! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 9:56am Elbe you old cow wrangler you, close that gaping mouth of yours before you teeth fall out! |
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Oct. 25th, 2005 9:28am sektor my boy, howdy? if you're up to it later, come over to the ranch- my Mrs is preparing a nice duck a l'orange! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 4:52pm heck, those are some of my best moves, yo! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:43pm Boss, time to lay off the piece pipe for a while there chief! them funny substnaces might damage some cells you know?!? |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:24pm Boss son, I hope you're kidding!!! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:21pm king, you and I could be close too, I'll be the toilet paper and you'll be the shit I just wiped from my ass! patner! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:15pm the Duke has many cow herder buddies here but the #1 is the Colonel (the real)- he seems to know me best! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:12pm 1st post biatches ! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 3:12pm of course secktor; you and I are tight & close! wink! wink! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:58pm i don't get it sektor? |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:55pm good one sektor boy! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:54pm I care Patrick; I care that you get your sorry ass out of this town ASAP! you hear? |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:34pm take it easy there Patrick little buddy... time to get that medication changed! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:29pm sektor, what the hell are u smokin dude?!? |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 1:26pm diesel son, if we want your opinion we'll rattle your cage... now lie down and be quiet bitch! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 10:42am lame ! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 10:37am hey fattnegro, I told you never to come in this towh again, you hear. turn yer horse around and mosey on out of here son before I put some lead in your behind! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 10:18am has been ! |
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Oct. 24th, 2005 10:11am not bad partner, but I'm looking for a real woman damn it! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 5:14pm good night everyone, Duke signin' off to go squeeze the Mrs behind the wood stove !!! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 5:13pm WWSD thanks boy, I reckon you're also a good upstanding citizen like the Duke... |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 4:35pm goyanks, you pile of manure; you keep insulting me and my Mrs you no good for nothing cow molester. |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 4:29pm I would trade my best horse for that lass! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:58pm wwsd son, you're late again today- now go and clean up my latrines or you're ass is fired for good! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:45pm you dissin' the Duke boy? you wanna step outside and settle this like men? or in your case like man and pregnant mule? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:40pm Sektor, you a Deputy son? my regrets Deputy, and I thought you were the just the other end of a horse? show me your badge just to calm my Mrs. |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:31pm good one Sektor ol' boy? and you're an inbred spincter that needs a lube job, ya hear? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:30pm I see the space in the fake Colonel's ass, err I mean name... and no harm done son! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:27pm what you talkin' about boy? Colonel? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:26pm heck, if a guy who's been married 3 times doesn't know how to fight son, then who in the hell knows ??? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:24pm WHAT! you mutt talkin' nonsense about the Duke? well boy, I should shine my boots and deliver a pointy tip in your ugly ass to set you straight! aarrrgghhhhhhh ! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:18pm Method BOY, what county you from son? you gonna make me beat it out of you or what? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 2:10pm hey method, what county you from son? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:36pm just kiddin' method, you can always drop by the ranch; them latrines need cleaning anyways! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:34pm shit! more riff-raff in the door; thought I could smell roadkill |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:33pm dobbs son, you're always welcome at the ranch, you your little Mrs and the rascals, you hear? There's always room at the ol' corral for someone who smoke's a pipe... |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:29pm goyanks, you got diarrhea spillin' outta your mouth son, wipe yourself off on your way out! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:28pm *ass |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:28pm dobbs ol' friend, we need you on this side, let's put some lead in these colored people's add, you hear? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 1:25pm Colonel, I'm with ya son; I'll get my trusted Winchester and let's clean up the riff-raff here |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 12:42pm dolo, I have not had any hooch yet this mornin' but if you're my papa, then who's my mammy? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 12:41pm aldwardo, what an honor to read you here son. Tell an old cow wrangler like me son, to what do you attribute your success at alldumb? (you are #2!) |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 12:09pm "His favorite drink was Sauza Commemorativo Tequila, and often served it with ice that he had chipped from an iceberg during one of his voyages on his yacht, The Wild Goose." |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 12:08pm thanks dolo, son. I appreciate when people remember me and what I did... I just wish you talked about somethin' other than my poop! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 11:42am first post, heeha ! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 11:40am howdy Monica, my Mrs is gone to a farmer's wifes meeting for a few days; would you like to stop at the ranch and warm up my saddle with me? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 11:38am not my fault dolo son, I stopped drinkin' a few months before, otherwise... |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 9:52am what in god's name is that ugly mutt doin' runnin' loose here. Is that you face or your arse i'm looking at son? |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 9:50am well, blow me dry and call me dusty, I'm gonna get me some of them titties for my ears ! Wait 'till the Mrs. sees them ! |
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Oct. 21st, 2005 8:00am ok, BANG BANG - you're dead partner! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:52pm whoaaahhh everywhere I go in this saloon i see colored folks... where's the damn deputy in this county? We need to desinfect this place of the varmin' |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:51pm stkilli |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:39pm Colonel! Ducky! we need to get some varmint out of this saloon as soon as possible. colored folks I say! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:37pm how did that colored sissy get in here- where's the Deputy! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:35pm *cowhand |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:34pm not for this ol' coyhand sektor; too many apaches and canucks up there! them people up north are crazy I hear |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:31pm up north to Alaska? hunt the artic bears? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:27pm why sure sektor, you have something in mind son? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:17pm you again diesel? your momma's looking for you- time for your bath then bed time son. and don't forget your enema, ya hear? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:11pm them damn apaches comin' at you fface? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:09pm hey colonel my boy, how abou that scootchy & tobacco on my back porch? you & your mrs want to join us later back at the ranch? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:06pm somebody oughta hose you down there boy; stay away from me and my mrs! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:03pm whoahhh becky... thanks for the visual there fface... i'd like to meet your family, boy |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 4:01pm fface, can your momma really do that with a golf ball??? I'm might want to have a word or 2 with her! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 3:59pm thade my boy, i like how you think... how about joining me for a swig of moonshine? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 2:41pm well elbe, i hoped the riff-raff was gone for good! (maybe not) |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 2:33pm well folks, I don't know about the other varmint, but I've been parked here for a few weeks but only decided to come off my horse when the crap posting stopped yesterday |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 2:03pm i smell a foul smoke in them tarhills! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:59pm funny how dolo & fuckface disappeared when all these new crackpots are showing up? hhhmmmmm! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:58pm *it is |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:58pm you tell it like son! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:55pm darn colored people... back working in the barn they should all be, you hear? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:39pm ducky, this rashid fella siad you was dead partner? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:30pm sittin' on my back porch sipping my hoochy and burning a big fat stogey... hhmmm ! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:22pm let's get away from all those colored folks. |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:21pm dobbs & colonel, why don't you gents join me on the back porch for some hoochy and a smoke? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:17pm Colonel, I like you style son. nice hair too! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:13pm *rat |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:13pm listen diesel you rate face sissy- you step outside with me and i'll show you the rear end of a mule really close; so close you'll lose your head in it! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:11pm well you partners make me feel like I found myself a new family... i love you all- let's have a hoedown !!!! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 1:07pm hey dobbs? can my horse & me join your posse? I'm looking for a good hoedown to stomp the floor with my mrs... |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:22pm too many coloured folks in them here woods anyway! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:21pm well, my posse and me owe you a big thanks. keep up the good work there Deputy! the Duke |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:21pm just as I suspected- the sissy ran away to hide under his momma's skirt... didn't your momma ever show you to roast marshmallows partner? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:17pm who you cussin' you inbred sissy- wanna step outside for a good tussle partner? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:12pm about the car, I'd put it on the end of a long stick and roast over a campfire! hhmmm... |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 12:11pm gidday Ducky- still the Deputy of these grounds? I'm happy you picked up the trash here and got rid of the trouble makers- good job pardner! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:54am hey fat! i would tell the world about your shortcomings if I were you partner! take it from the Duke |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:24am well blow me dry and call me dusty- there's a yellow critter for you hey men? back on the saddle & out of here for the Duke |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:22am WTF - DO I HAVE TO YELL TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU FROM BOY? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:20am Colonel- go easy on the boy, I'm asking him where's he's from but I don't think he can hear with all your russlin' |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:15am hey WTF, what part of the world are you in, boy? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:14am good ol' Florida, I met my 3rd wife Josephine Saenz there while filming a documentary- nice lasses in that county. |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:11am dobbs, I was born in 1907 in Winterset, Iowa, USA but I've lived in many places including California. Where do you tie your horse at the end of the day partner? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 11:03am woaa there pardner, the Duke only shares his little Duke with my little wife. don't go getting some ideas there about fornicating dobbs |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:59am i like the looks of you dobbs, sound like someone I's like to sit by the fire with and sip on some good moon shine telling stories of the wild west. |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:58am the only dead wood i know of is the firewood i put in the stove so the little wife can cook the wild game i pick up when I check on my boys in the field. |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:56am what the hell are you snob city folks smokin- no one's been on the moon and no one ever will- how in the hell do you think people could do that?????? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:53am boytoy- you from the looney bin or what partner? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:52am dickhead- now that sounds to me like fightin' words... you gonna take that on the chin colonel and keep your pistol snug? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:48am hey colonel, how r ya? i heard about you bein' the deputy of them here tarhills? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:32am howdy dobbs, WTF is right, I hired him to pick up after my horses in the stables and he makes $6/hr so you know he's got money (but smells like shit). good day pardner! |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:03am hey its WTF, that little yellow critter I was dissin' last night- remember me boy? |
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Oct. 20th, 2005 10:01am now that's pretty good for a city boy; why I remember when my little lady taught me to square dance at them fancy dance hall |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 10:46pm *critter |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 10:46pm or maybe you're just a yellow critetr with a bif mouth and no saddle... |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 10:45pm oh, so you want a confrontation cowboy? put yer dukes up boy and prepare to get a good beatin' partner from a real man with a real name! |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 10:03pm wtf, i'm talkin' to you boy! don't turn your back on the Duke unless you want a good russlin' before dinner, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 9:54pm wtf, what kind of name is that boy? ya think the ladies will fall for a cow hand called wtf, do you? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 9:51pm I'm looking for the Deputy of this county; I hear his name's Ducky. Can one of you nice gents direct me to the sheriff 'cause I gotta word with him |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 9:46pm don't know what goes on here, but I'm about to grab my Winchester and plug some lead into some sissies' behind around here, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 1:19pm the Duke does not fornicate but he's always ready for a good rustlin', ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 1:16pm what's all this sissy jibber-jabber talk in this here town? nobody makes sense to an old cow herder like me anymore |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 1:10pm watch what you call the Duke, short legged sissy or my misses will hit ya on the side of the head with her frying pan, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 1:02pm 2nd pardners |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:58pm 'cause you say you was talking to him and everyone here knows you two was pals once, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:56pm Chief (Colonel) what's you problem boy? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:52pm who ya callin' chief you foreign sissy with the bad haircut? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:51pm thanks pardner, well i'll be on ma horse riding into the sunset until the next post, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:48pm hey ducky, you the deputy in this here county? can you russle up the varmin' and clean up the city from these sissies? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:46pm ya sick preverts, i'm gettin' the deputy to come & hang ya criters before the kids hear ya... |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:41pm or maybe i'll shoot myself a duck or a dog... damn varmin - too many of them anyway, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:39pm no way you sissy, but I'm gonna shoulder my winchester and shoot that moose and make me some burgers for the little wife and me, ya hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:37pm them were nice tittes, i got myself a 16 out of 20, howd ya all did pardners? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:36pm i'm about to whip my six-shooter out and put some lead in the nearest asses, you hear |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:34pm ya sissies better mosey on out of here right now, you hear? |
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Oct. 19th, 2005 12:31pm what's all this canadian shit pardners ? |
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