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aldwardo
Member since Jul. 5th, 2005
Cumulative Points
81
Overall Rank
3
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Feb. 13th, 2006 10:17am repost |
Jan. 27th, 2006 4:27pm what the fuck are you saying ed? |
Jan. 27th, 2006 3:40pm he is extremely smart, and hillarious. I like Borat even more than Ali G, but one thing is for sure, Sacha baron coen is a genius. fuck you buckwheat. |
Jan. 25th, 2006 11:48am yep, i want to be different, just like everybody else... |
Jan. 25th, 2006 9:14am yeah, major wipeout is not how i would describe that. |
Jan. 25th, 2006 9:04am i about dumped a load when i saw him in the diet coke commercial, and then again in some IBM commercial. I am surprised he can get a job after doing this. :) |
Jan. 24th, 2006 12:10pm lame. oh, i skinned my knee! yeah, not too exciting. |
Jan. 24th, 2006 12:09pm fat and grumpy, you might have submitted this, but your link or picture or whatever did not work. Mine does. |
Jan. 24th, 2006 11:45am Sacha rocks. |
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:26am does he still have a lisp? |
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:09am ok. i guess |
Jan. 20th, 2006 3:43pm whats wrong kiddo? |
Jan. 20th, 2006 11:45am someone did this with the PS2 when it first came out also. Ebay ruled that it was a binding contract since it was clearly stated, even though the person was an asshole. |
Jan. 20th, 2006 9:11am That totally throws off the script. Now they will have to improv. |
Jan. 20th, 2006 9:09am lame |
Jan. 19th, 2006 1:54pm yeah, its fucking real, you retard... I hate stupid people. |
Jan. 19th, 2006 1:52pm Lame |
Jan. 13th, 2006 5:24pm whitie only likes white men. Women are a major turn off for him. |
Jan. 13th, 2006 5:21pm i need a nap. |
Jan. 13th, 2006 5:20pm he has incest eyes. (he looks like he is from the south) |
Jan. 13th, 2006 5:18pm aparently just_a_girl is an expert on cyclops kittens. Anyone remember bonzi kitty? |
Jan. 13th, 2006 5:14pm i think you just did... |
Jan. 13th, 2006 9:39am i need a nap. |
Jan. 13th, 2006 9:34am i would buy one. There is a huge market for deformed pets... |
Jan. 13th, 2006 9:32am i submitted this about 4 months ago. |
Jan. 12th, 2006 9:04am it is real. crazy, it is strange that his eye was in the center though... |
Jan. 9th, 2006 11:14am mr pink, of course he set himself up. That is what makes conan so great, he is not afraid of making himself the joke. :) |
Jan. 6th, 2006 4:34pm this is so extreme and action packed! Never a dull moment! That video could have been condensed to a 2 second clip. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:49pm not that i dont love animals of course... I think there is plenty of room for ALL Gods creatures. right next to the mashed potatos... |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:44pm i think that is nature at work, what does the owner have to do with it? By the way, you can also feed pirhannas a fetus as a treat. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:42pm garry, it is a cake. it has a penis on it for decoration. get it now? |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:41pm they will be playing the skits that were filmed before he ran into hiding from the afri-clan |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:32pm i have eaten at a couple mexican joints that should have these.. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:31pm or fuckfest might be a lonely teenager who gets off thinking about his sister in the shower. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 5:29pm yeah, he is trying so hard, it is not his fault he is a fucktard. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 12:58pm repost! |
Dec. 21st, 2005 10:58am you guys are retarded. |
Dec. 21st, 2005 10:26am gotta appreciate the piercings... |
Dec. 15th, 2005 5:21pm FIRST!!! |
Dec. 15th, 2005 5:20pm That is Awesome |
Nov. 30th, 2005 5:29pm 02, are you retarded, or just a baby? |
Nov. 29th, 2005 5:52pm sorry, satan, not satin. they are a not made out of satin. |
Nov. 29th, 2005 5:51pm A gift for the Jew. Hi-Five! |
Nov. 29th, 2005 5:51pm they repeat, and they are a total waste of time, but you gotta love a satin spawn doll that is sportin camel toe. |
Nov. 29th, 2005 5:45pm i want the borat yale speech! |
Nov. 29th, 2005 5:45pm love Ali G. Sacha is my hero! i am so excited for the borat movie! |
Oct. 28th, 2005 1:02pm they needed to haul the bike. They were hoping it would fit in the back seat, but some minor modifications had to be done to the car to make everything fit. |
Oct. 27th, 2005 4:42pm he will have to learn to masturbate with his feet. |
Oct. 25th, 2005 11:39am bobert knows bukkake. |
Oct. 25th, 2005 11:38am I feel bad for the horse she rode in on. |
Oct. 24th, 2005 4:29pm 7:39 is too early to be awake, somehow the meth gives him energy... |
Oct. 24th, 2005 4:27pm The one on the right is still in shock from my recent visit. |
Oct. 24th, 2005 4:26pm no, that is definately a big bitch! |
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:45pm ouch. |
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:43pm from the ghetto to the red carpet, movies, and video games. Fucking sell out. I hope he gets shot 9 more times, maybe that would help him get back some street credit. |
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:38pm cool, another alldumb mistake... |
Oct. 24th, 2005 2:29pm BIACHED WALE! |
Oct. 21st, 2005 2:15pm yeah, will ferrell... so, anyone else click the link? |
Oct. 21st, 2005 2:12pm is there a code for blood and guts version? |
Oct. 21st, 2005 12:27pm fucking sweet, Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali-G, Borat, and Bruno from the Ali-G show) is in it! :) |
Oct. 17th, 2005 11:15am oops, repost. the staff really should check for that. |
Oct. 17th, 2005 10:30am "i-m me on aim and ill talk...Aim name is YourFriendWayneD" you are so not straight... |
Oct. 17th, 2005 10:25am ha ha very first joker is a my space loser! and on another serious note, did you read how many people were his friend, and how many people say he is their hero! |
Oct. 17th, 2005 9:15am sounds like something that dooter has done... |
Oct. 17th, 2005 9:14am sorry, but that is damn funny! |
Oct. 5th, 2005 11:56am derricious |
Oct. 5th, 2005 9:08am is sexygirl slinky? |
Oct. 4th, 2005 10:55am damn hippies and their waste of recycled yarn. |
Oct. 4th, 2005 10:00am just 39 days ago. This is fucking retarded. Get with it. Reposts are starting to piss me off. |
Sep. 28th, 2005 10:46am I am not so sure it is ironic, but damn funny for sure. He beat the fuck out of anorexia. |
Sep. 26th, 2005 3:31pm um, the legs are fake??? well at least the vagina is real... |
Sep. 26th, 2005 3:27pm sexy |
Sep. 26th, 2005 10:24am you can tell that he is from the future. |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:56am thanks for fixing it. still stupid. |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:55am one picture. |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:41am why is this game just an enlarged avatar? |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:40am KILL IT! |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:05am REPOST! |
Sep. 26th, 2005 9:05am been here before. http://www.alldumb.com/item/3968/#comments |
Sep. 23rd, 2005 12:51pm reposts suck. |
Sep. 23rd, 2005 12:51pm 194 days ago this was on alldumb. http://www.unoriginal.co.uk/footage30_1.html |
Sep. 23rd, 2005 11:48am people here are great at making themself look retarded. This is a great picture though. |
Sep. 21st, 2005 4:00pm why? |
Sep. 21st, 2005 2:58pm well, that kind of ruins the mood... |
Sep. 21st, 2005 2:57pm F W T F |
Sep. 21st, 2005 2:56pm yep. |
Sep. 21st, 2005 2:55pm is that george foreman? |
Sep. 21st, 2005 12:18pm bird is the word. |
Sep. 21st, 2005 9:08am this is all real. They spent a long ass time setting it up, and it took several attempts, all of it is legit. Old though, and I am sure it was on alldumb before. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 3:25pm a lot is a relitive thing. I have been fooled once, so I have been fooled a lot more than you have been fucked. Thanks for asking you lonely virgin. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 2:55pm sorry sIaveco. I got fooled by the old dieseI trick. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 2:38pm correct me if I am wrong. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 2:38pm I forgive you. You are not the original slaveco are you? You stole that from him also. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 2:37pm 400th |
Sep. 20th, 2005 2:32pm 398th. Wow, slaveco is back and he stole one of my old avatars. :( |
Sep. 20th, 2005 11:22am i cant wait to see the stewie movie. |
Sep. 20th, 2005 11:20am ragedriven, you would need 625 before your penis was average size for an american woman. See, you, as an asian, have very small penis |
Sep. 20th, 2005 11:18am 100th |
Sep. 20th, 2005 9:38am I think this fight has been on alldumb before. |
Sep. 19th, 2005 4:55pm dooter, you own nothing. |
Sep. 19th, 2005 4:51pm um, why would you just stand there, it is not like the paratrooper can dodge him. damn you stupid people. |
Sep. 19th, 2005 1:03pm ah hahahahahaha |
Sep. 19th, 2005 1:01pm wow, that is fantastically retarded. Why is this advertisement on alldumb.com? |
Sep. 19th, 2005 12:34pm hi slinky. we have missed you. |
Sep. 19th, 2005 12:33pm just found out this is another one from National Lampoon's Lost Reality |
Sep. 19th, 2005 9:20am dude |
Sep. 18th, 2005 1:53pm 10th |
Sep. 18th, 2005 1:52pm if this kid falls, he stands back up, laughs, and goes to play with hotwheels. Good lord, were you never a kid? |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:57pm ah haha! That is a funny picture! |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:37pm you live in Fort Lauderdale too?! wow, this is awesome! |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:36pm make sure the car is in gear next time. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:35pm Oh, i get the joke... They work all day to pay to send their kids to school doing crap work, so you throw your drink at them to brighten their day. How nice! :) |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:32pm expensive mistake. Oh, and fuck you dooter. I have no respect for you. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:29pm http://www.alldumb.com/item/13573/ |
Sep. 16th, 2005 2:29pm dooter, you make your self look like more of a retard all the time. 22 days ago that chainsaw video was on this site. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 1:50pm oh my god! no thanks |
Sep. 16th, 2005 1:49pm ahhhsians! it is like a sigh of relief to see them doing something so normal. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 1:48pm thank you thanatos, that was funny stuff! |
Sep. 16th, 2005 11:35am girl, you haven't seen me, you have been gone for about a month! n e way, hi! |
Sep. 16th, 2005 11:34am the boat of 8 bit partiers in the back was awesome, I was kind of hoping it was a game, oh well... damn, this is really long. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 11:29am yes |
Sep. 16th, 2005 10:46am we know about your submissions because you were bragging about it in your comments you retard |
Sep. 16th, 2005 10:45am wow dooter, you are slow. Yeah, ipecac is the "shit that makes his stomach explode" that you were talking about. Yeah, sorry, you dumb fucking piece of shit. |
Sep. 16th, 2005 10:44am INCREDIBLE! eh, still edible... |
Sep. 16th, 2005 9:37am yum, that is like a dream, all kinds of brew! now my mouth is watering. |
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:19pm dieseI, I have been wondering the same thing. I have been staying away from the comment boards lately also, the newBs are ruining the fun for everyone. |
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:18pm you are a retarded newB dooter. I am glad that I am able to assist. |
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:17pm sorry, to finish my sentence: is not funny, just lame |
Sep. 15th, 2005 12:16pm this racist shit is getting really old. It is not funny. I thought that this was funny because it was just poor wording, but this crap, especially you dooter. |
Sep. 15th, 2005 11:52am it was only like that for a couple weeks, they have changed it now. there is also a white one that was similar. |
Sep. 15th, 2005 9:52am wow! lame! |
Sep. 14th, 2005 4:29pm it's Dooter! |
Sep. 14th, 2005 4:28pm dooter, nothing like taking a possibly good thing and exploiting the hell out of it until they take it away huh? I hope you suffer. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 4:25pm dooter is the one who sabbotaged this site. look at his profile, it has the same problems. he just sabbotaged his own profile. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 4:24pm thanks to whoever totally fucked this link. You bitch. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 10:06am I have to say I thought this was about the freakiest thing I have seen, thought you might think it was funny. I hope she is not clostrophobic! :) (spelling?) |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:56am Nice work. Would be funnier if it exploded in his hands though. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:55am EXTREME! |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:53am how do you decide to do this? I think I would enjoy 3rd degree burns, will you pour gas on me and light me on fire? Thank you. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:52am Oral. |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:51am is this funny? |
Sep. 14th, 2005 9:10am also, please compare the size of the countries to eachother. it is hardly comparing apples to apples. Also, some laws need to be broken. |
Sep. 13th, 2005 2:34pm ghetto, you are still messing with that site. get a life. |
Sep. 13th, 2005 11:19am it is about to get a lot louder in that room. |
Sep. 12th, 2005 12:02pm he puts the balls in his mouth. |
Sep. 12th, 2005 12:02pm I could hard drive those to the dumpster. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 12:47pm I thought that the fact that a site dedicated to this exists is so dumb that it is funny. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 11:42am that is a hell of a trick. you too could be this cool. just keep on practicing! I wish there was a better "after" shot. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 11:41am there were a few funny ones. was this sparked on the show, or how did this get started? |
Sep. 9th, 2005 11:36am yeah I get an icon! :) Hi flaming fist! |
Sep. 9th, 2005 10:56am duh |
Sep. 9th, 2005 10:56am the beer volcano and stripper factory were the best parts of that game. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 10:53am bummer, my submission doesn't get an icon? |
Sep. 9th, 2005 9:24am great observation sheep. They are a bunch of hillbillys. Hey, wait, I think I saw diesel... |
Sep. 9th, 2005 9:23am fake. you can tell because they are not real. damn kids and their photoshop. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 9:22am those are definately cats, and they are definately in sinks. one of them was photoshopped. damn them. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 9:20am fucking fake my ass. you guys are retarded. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 9:19am I think it is all real. It is a person in a costume posed in front of a burned down MickyDs. Not that hard to figure out. I am glad you all racked your brains so hard though. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 8:48am and who would think you could get that much air off such a tiny ass jump? Not with out a bunny hop or something... |
Sep. 9th, 2005 8:47am that looked like it hurt. Damn. the kids in the background are fake. damn you photoshop. |
Sep. 9th, 2005 8:45am dingbatt, you have me thinking of saggy skin with silver lining. Thanks... Nasty |
Sep. 8th, 2005 11:04am um, Ok? I guess it is funny that it has a rear view mirror. |
Sep. 8th, 2005 11:03am agreed, this guy is retarded. |
Sep. 8th, 2005 10:38am um, unique... |
Sep. 8th, 2005 10:36am still funny shit. glad you enjoy it! :) |
Sep. 8th, 2005 10:01am nobody was seriously injured http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/flybat.jpg |
Sep. 8th, 2005 9:47am no after photo that I have found yet. looks like that thing is pretty sharp though! |
Sep. 7th, 2005 4:50pm W T F |
Sep. 7th, 2005 3:13pm i am glad i am not the only one. |
Sep. 7th, 2005 3:11pm broken link |
Sep. 7th, 2005 3:11pm i just don't get it. |
Sep. 7th, 2005 2:13pm McDonalds, now requiring 3rd grade education in it's employees! |
Sep. 7th, 2005 2:12pm oh the humanity! |
Sep. 7th, 2005 12:44pm go away cockamanga. |
Sep. 7th, 2005 12:42pm this is my boom stick! |
Sep. 7th, 2005 11:54am I'll get you next time gadget, next time! |
Sep. 7th, 2005 9:10am not worth my time. |
Sep. 7th, 2005 9:08am is that william hung? |
Sep. 6th, 2005 11:54am lame. |
Sep. 6th, 2005 10:50am Totally Rad! |
Sep. 6th, 2005 9:19am nice drop top! |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 12:49pm wow, it is like a ride at the circus! looks fun! |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 12:10pm I am very stuck on level 13 |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 11:04am i got stuck. :( |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 10:12am I am sure the white people are taking it to share with the needy. jk |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 10:11am they use it to cut down trees, ant through metal, what kind of apron would stop that? From the description I thought he did it out of crazyness, but it was an accident. :( |
Sep. 2nd, 2005 9:38am since everyone liked the guy crapping in public so much, here is the next level. |
Sep. 1st, 2005 5:48pm you are the nooB |
Sep. 1st, 2005 5:48pm with a name like noob killer, you are asking this question? |
Sep. 1st, 2005 2:54pm haha monkey made himself a fool. |
Sep. 1st, 2005 2:54pm quite the gymnist. |
Sep. 1st, 2005 2:22pm submit does not work for me. get all kinds of warnings. |
Aug. 31st, 2005 5:35pm I can smell his BO from here |
Aug. 31st, 2005 5:29pm I am Spartacus! |
Aug. 31st, 2005 3:24pm i am not feeling the urge to say much today. You are all welcome. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 4:50pm phunk, what are you talking about? and one, the real one, best bet is to ignore fake one. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 3:41pm Well in that case, thanks, I guess... |
Aug. 30th, 2005 3:32pm why do you hate me? :( |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:59pm My parents went to mecca and all they brought back was terrible body odor. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:58pm 8th! |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:57pm Gunies. damn stupid submission. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:23pm I visited briefly and learned that king elvis is gay. Just kidding, I already knew that. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:05pm ug, i am back here because the submissions so far today blow. Oh well, one notch on the bed post I suppose. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:02pm is this through make a wish foundation? |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:54am like a gun remote control for tv, and a blingin ipod... oh well, retarded anyway. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:54am wait, wtf, there were several a few minutes ago |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:53am there were several gadgets, but it is still lame. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:40am peewee, I changed it back temporarily just for you. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:40am this was retarded when it came out a few years ago. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:36am anyone else having major problems still with changing avatar? |
Aug. 30th, 2005 10:02am that was actually really funny. |
Aug. 30th, 2005 12:02am rufio is a dumb bitch. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:59pm a car going into the crowd, or one shooting 50 feet up in the air, or having it's nitrus tanks explode would do it for me, but whatever. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:23pm listen to the kid's voice. damn kids. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 5:51pm i never said i want to fuck him/her. Again, I am married. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 5:50pm even if it is a dude, atleast he does not submit shit like texas walker fact a thon |
Aug. 29th, 2005 5:44pm did he do anything racist or did they just assume he was racist due to his halloween costume? ;) jk |
Aug. 29th, 2005 5:41pm this is the same guy that picked up the mexicans. wearing the glasses outside the hood. interesting. Does this guy have a show, or is he just trying to get his ass kicked? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:46pm oh boy toy, you silly but plug in the loose hole of society |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:43pm I won't rape you! |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:43pm welcome back girl! |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:38pm damn, i thought immitation aldwardo died. Is there some invasion of fake identities in this thread? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:29pm see, now that is funny. thanks fake diesel number 24 |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:18pm no dolo, for peace keeper it is eternal darkness. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:17pm usually noris' cheeks are spread apart, waiting for peace keeper's dick |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:17pm clay pigeons are the only moving things I shoot. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:16pm me too dolo, i am not a hunter. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:16pm dolo does not submit it because that is retarded. and I dont laugh at your crap submission because it is a crap submission. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:15pm big ass breasts are nasty, especially fake ones. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:13pm texas ranger is a texan. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:12pm but they are the best stress relief. I currently own 5 and am in the market for another. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:11pm a little office space action if you will... PC Load letter, what the fuck does that mean! |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:08pm she is not not not ugly. NSFW though, so I am guessing by the icon. could be a troll from the neck down. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:05pm That is one of Borat's hobbies for those of you that watch Ali G |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:04pm oh the dog, nevermind. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 4:04pm just shoot who? Your comments are as retarded as your submissions! |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:58pm either way, don't spam us with your crap. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:58pm you need to learn how to spell penis. there, that should help you out. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:55pm awww, did we hurt your feelings peace keeper? Sorry, but they rejected your shit for a reason. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:54pm Well, I guess i am happy to see i intrgue you, but I am no pervert, or teenager. :) |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:51pm ur mom, there is a distinct difference between "fuck you" and "I wanna fuck you" I am saying "fuck you" |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:50pm congratulations. That will be exciting! :) |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:49pm urmom, if you can't even spell it, I am guessing your balls have not decended yet... |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:48pm y? But yeah, i am being serious about my age. 25 and married. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:47pm how old are you girl? and thanks dolo for backing me up on that. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:43pm girl, serious about what? Rarely when I am here, but I am 25 if that helps. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:26pm maybe we could put him in a padded cell? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:26pm Conan was funny when he did it. This is not so funny. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:25pm peacekeeper, your link sucked. why do you bother us? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 3:24pm sorry, I did not watch real closely, assumed it was a motorcycle... sorry bean you fuck-o |
Aug. 29th, 2005 2:08pm can he pee through that? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 2:05pm the guy that cut his arm off when he got trapped on a solo climbing trip broke the bones in the arm then sawed through the flesh. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 2:04pm the only good part of Nascar is the highlights. I like seeing crashes. This was nothing spectacular, but fun none the less |
Aug. 29th, 2005 2:03pm holy buddah! |
Aug. 29th, 2005 2:02pm nasty and retarded. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:52am listen to bush talk, he is by no means smart. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:47am it is not a small arm retards, she is holding it out in front of her. Nothing wrong with this image, except for the soda. fanta's jingle blows |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:44am but who gives people directions by joining them for the trip? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 11:43am i submitted this also, you beat me to it admiral |
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:35am the never wear pants girl is not hot by any means. Sorry, but she looks like a proud renter of a trailer. |
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:35am did he just want to go to jail? |
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:34am moxx, we should have never taught you binary. Teenagers never know when to quit... |
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:30am my toe hertz |
Aug. 29th, 2005 10:20am ruffi-O, ruffi-O |
Aug. 29th, 2005 9:18am bliff, aka joint... |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:53pm ha, he breaks the damn thing, and a few bones... |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:43pm i tried that fuck face, unfortunately they needed to cut it out of my hair. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:40pm girl 1080 is impressive. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:37pm anyone else make the guy headbang? |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:36pm all i know is that i am better than tony hawk now. and i just starded today. He is complete rubbish. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:33pm that tony hawk is full of shit. I just pulled 6 consecutive 900s. and he says it is hard. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:31pm thanks girl, and I am sorry i have been evil. I just need a weekend really bad right now. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:30pm woo hoo! i pulled off a normal flip! |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:28pm croquet! girl, I am just fucking with you. I am just counting the minutes til the weekend... |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:23pm more like bored |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:23pm i can also do it with a grab. strange. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:20pm you don't count, kus you are a girl. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 5:20pm Get me some Fucking chocolate milk! |
Aug. 26th, 2005 4:01pm anyone pull off a flip? i biff everytime on the landing. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:55pm where's my fucking chocolate milk!? |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:53pm sorry dan, you are retarded. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:53pm shibbie, wtf is with your profile, this is not a gay dating page. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:15pm dieing thread :( |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:14pm good question. I think the all dumb staff took vacation from being selective, and chooses the entrys at random. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:13pm chrome, 20 submissions, 0 accepted. I am so excited to see all your points dissappear. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:11pm nocbob, that depends if it is accepted or not. If it sucks it will never show up. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 2:09pm thanks lola for the correction. Would ceasure be when something abruptly stops, like the heart? |
Aug. 26th, 2005 1:00pm chrome, you are retarded. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:59pm yes I am sure, it has always been stupid, but people sure seem to think it is cool. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:57pm actually very very cool. check his link to freewayblogger.com. I have a lot of respect for these guys. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:28pm robb, spend time with the spouse is on the list. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:26pm but that is one nasty photoshop idea. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:25pm funny that the box in front of her says creme on it... |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:20pm take a look at the comments from the fuck stick that submitted this. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:18pm i like the idea for the antivirus one. Most of them were pretty lame. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 12:18pm first post did not matter even when there were points. You never got extra points for first post. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 9:23am 9 is frightening |
Aug. 26th, 2005 9:09am silly canadians and their beady eyes. |
Aug. 26th, 2005 9:07am and who that knows anything about computers still has a floppy drive? |
Aug. 26th, 2005 9:07am yikes, #10? AOL is the devil |
Aug. 25th, 2005 5:38pm slow day today. :( |
Aug. 25th, 2005 4:10pm and i did not notice, but thanks for pointing it out. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 4:09pm gore took credit for the internet though |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:47pm http://www.flickr.com/photos/cdibona/36277826/in/set-801894/ now she is hot for a troll |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:43pm diesel you are a bitch, you stole that shit from me on the mini kiss thread. You will pay, and yes, a pet midget would be the ideal pet. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:28pm Broken link |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:27pm broken link |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:27pm broken link |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:27pm broken link |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:26pm broken link |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:26pm funny |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:22pm I vote for "or what" sheep |
Aug. 25th, 2005 2:20pm oops wrong thread |
Aug. 25th, 2005 12:34pm she ate it so hard. can you imagine if you were the kid who took that shot? Good lord, I would feel terrible |
Aug. 25th, 2005 12:06pm lucian, how do you reactivate an account? did you forget the password or something? Oh, and every time I see a vagina, i dont tell everyone about adam and eve. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 11:16am lucian, how did you manage to completely disappear from the rankings? And why are you telling us about jusius cesar? |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:40am abstract american skin, made in japan, by the guy who authorized the bombing of pearl harbor. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:39am and thanks alldumb for posting shit at random, and in random order. I thought this was fixed. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:38am That is a mean looking bug. Can you keep them as pets? It would be cool to feed them mice. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:37am she is not ugly. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:37am that was so not worth the effort of clicking on the link. Once again anonymus poster escapes the wrath of fury |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:35am maybe if they changed the name to Raisin Hell. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:34am fear of prostitutes? I guess that is a big problem is you are a 45 year old pervert, I would prefer to stay away anyway. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:32am woo woo |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:32am anyone remember "Joe's Apartment" the MTV movie with the roaches? |
Aug. 25th, 2005 10:31am why is that bad parenting? It is kind of like a fire drill, you have to know what you would do in a situation like that. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 9:15am that is funny stuff, thanks sharp |
Aug. 25th, 2005 9:13am I wish I had enough land to play with something like this. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 9:12am maybe he can decorate it with a pink floral skin now. |
Aug. 25th, 2005 9:12am wow chuck, that is well cool. congratulate your buddy for me. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 4:20pm and her eyes are a little crossed. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 4:20pm she has some nasty teeth too |
Aug. 24th, 2005 4:05pm often confused with "shitonmycat.com" completely different content. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 3:44pm no problem changing avatars for me. I just tried it. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:58am women... can't live with them, and they can't pee standing up. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:44am oops, i like that he goes back into hiding. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:41am camping jack, huh? |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:26am delightful. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:25am damn, broken link |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:01am oh, and he looks like a dumb bitch. just look at that face, it is enough to scare any child. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 11:01am big muscles, tiny package, I can still make fun of him. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 9:42am the article does not talk about either of the plastic simpsons. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 9:39am FIRST POST RELATED TO CONTENT! |
Aug. 24th, 2005 9:39am this guy sounds retarded. no opera, no ballet, no beards, no long hair, and now no lip synching. Next comes no jews, or something. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 9:13am I thought that those poles were to let you know when you were all the way in the spot. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 9:00am chop stick man, you are so cool. |
Aug. 24th, 2005 8:58am maybe it backed in... no it is old, back when cars were made of metal. |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:47pm yeah, you gotta love the junior bacon cheese... mmm maybe a frosty... yep, i now have dinner plans. |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:46pm but if you are serious about not submitting any more crap content, can we be friends again? |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:46pm i did not realize you were still new. i do realize that the content has gone to shit though |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:44pm :) I love Wendys... |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:40pm moxx, you remind me of my 12 year old cousin who spends most of his time in juvie. |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:13pm hey england, it would help if people brushed their teeth! |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:12pm I hate you more and more every day moxx. it would be best if you were to take your life, and your entire family with you so they can not breed. |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:10pm moxx, please be quiet. |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:05pm you think your content is better? right... |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 4:03pm better idea, just don't submit this shit. You are the one I blame. I have submitted plenty. Fuck off you piss ant |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 3:58pm good looking women are not hard to come by on the internet.. but she is not ugly! |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 3:57pm and... |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 3:11pm nice, i love the friar comment! I could not resist submitting this, of all people to get caught in a peeping tom trap, a monk... |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 2:11pm read the po po statement on the link. they are trying to defend themselves, but they are fucked |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 2:10pm thanks for nothing moxx |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 10:05am genius. or deprived of a childhood, which ever |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 9:10am That was craptacular! |
Aug. 23rd, 2005 9:10am oh no! who stole his walker! |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 6:12pm note to self, rails on parking ramp wall are not to let you know when it is time to stop. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 6:04pm oh no! not that diesel! |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:54pm thanks for fixing it! |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:54pm thanks for fixing it! |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:52pm is it the new all dumb thing to make the pictures not correspond to the link? |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:20pm I like that the picture does not correspond with the link. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:08pm the only cool part of this game is that he can hide inside his afro. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 4:01pm now that is a funny ass submission. good lord, i laughed my damn ass off. they should call you anna, anna rexia... |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 3:54pm ouch.... I hope she slices her nipple off on a sharp edge |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 3:46pm you cant be the real jc? col is still around, he is IH8U now. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 3:44pm bad request. :( |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 3:34pm historically alldumb did not reffer to the people who visit the site. Thanks to ghetto, mox, diesels and dan, it is getting there fast |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 11:22am there were always points for submissions. you previously got 100 points for a submission. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 11:11am remember how old alldumb would post links in the order that they posted them, instead of randomly. yeah, those were the days |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 10:48am yeah grandpa! |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 9:50am nice submission sheep. wait... no |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 9:48am nice. i love that they beat the guy with the leg to a baby's crib. |
Aug. 22nd, 2005 9:18am kidding about soccer, that game takes a fuck load of endurance, but i am not kidding about the clip being dumb. |
Aug. 21st, 2005 5:24pm now those is some sick bitches. i tried to join, but no luck yet. |
Aug. 21st, 2005 5:17pm i guess they need a hummer. we could all use a hummer once in a while, am I right... oh, not the truck...but a tank might help also. |
Aug. 21st, 2005 5:09pm he has been a coach for a long time. he built a pimp bus for the kids. |
Aug. 21st, 2005 2:15am baseball is so racist |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:23pm this thread must push on... |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:22pm he would be good. he speaks for a living. his presence is awe inspiring, and he is cool as fuck |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:21pm you did not ruin it. it is not worth finishing anyway, i finished it and was very pissed when i found out what it was for. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:15pm 378!!! |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:13pm why did we waste our time for the first 8 pages of a book we don't want to read? damn you anonymous. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:06pm that is fucking retarded. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:05pm i still think it is the home alone kid. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:03pm oh good lord |
Aug. 19th, 2005 5:02pm holy fucking bad ass. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 2:32pm your mom eats muff, but your dad sux dicks. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 2:25pm isnt that the kid from home alone? and kicking waves was dumb, but the rest was funny. would have been funnier if people reacted more frightendly. if that is a word. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 12:55pm what can you not stand? |
Aug. 19th, 2005 12:29pm and i suppose that is something to be proud of? |
Aug. 19th, 2005 12:27pm ok, it is going to be one of those days? |
Aug. 19th, 2005 12:06pm your computer can not handle the game. i think it requires a 386 with 9600 baud modem... |
Aug. 19th, 2005 12:06pm how dare they fill our sky with this trash, and to think, this spotlight in the sky was believed to be natural... |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:59am wow, that is retarded. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:53am yeah, but i thought they "fixed" that by taking all the goodies away. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:52am too much thinking, but fun |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:42am who has she been eating out? (let me believe she is a lesbo) |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:41am yeah, I already covered that dipshit. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:40am connection refused. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:38am what a waste. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:37am site is still having issues. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:36am i won't train it to do that, but i think i will start building a dog house for it this weekend. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:06am 101! WOW! |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:06am i am determined to find a skinny midget. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:02am why are midgets all fat? |
Aug. 19th, 2005 11:00am I second that. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 10:54am this has been on alldumb before: http://www.alldumb.com/item/7002/#comments |
Aug. 19th, 2005 9:24am thanks, not particularly interested. |
Aug. 19th, 2005 9:01am um, historic..... I guess a history lesson in beer is OK? |
Aug. 19th, 2005 8:59am correction, she was fine |
Aug. 18th, 2005 6:03pm But if she cheat on me, I will crush her |
Aug. 18th, 2005 6:00pm The wine was made in 2002? The same year my wife died |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:59pm it is nice. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:58pm dude, tell the truth, if you want us to prank someone just tell us, we will be more likely to do that than to call you. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:57pm is this like your ex or something? |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:56pm i dont wanna fucking talk to you anyway. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:54pm why should I try again |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:54pm because you did not answer |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:53pm why did you not answer? |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:52pm i tried it. it is not you. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:51pm in my country there is problem, and the problem is the jew |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:49pm why diesel, who's number is it? |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:30pm he is not very good for his age. I think with a lot of practice he has potential to join AYSO, but that is the most I would expect out of the kid. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:29pm poor men, they think they are bitches. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 5:27pm well, i hate when i forget to do something important like rob a bank. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 4:30pm you don't know how to submit shit? jesus... click on submit... |
Aug. 18th, 2005 4:00pm unfortunately the walken post got over 700 posts of crap, so this is no longer the record. we should still keep it alive, says I. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 3:11pm no updates in 4 hours... |
Aug. 18th, 2005 2:53pm Justin, might want to update the about page. thanks |
Aug. 18th, 2005 2:49pm damn, and to think, i threw a perfectly good brand new computer away because i could not find that. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 11:16am points are given for submissions... nothing else matters anymore. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 11:14am justin, on the left hand side of the screen i see "0.0370" |
Aug. 18th, 2005 11:12am there was a link to this posted yesterday on this site. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:55am bummer |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:52am no more voting? wtf!? |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:51am and you only get points for submissions now? |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:50am WTF is going on with the site, quit changing shit! |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:50am why the fuck did they reset our fucking points. quit fucking with the site. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:47am christopher Walken would have made a great president |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:46am every time they change this site it gets worse. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:45am these guys are so cool! I want to try it now! |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:44am they made some changes on the page in the last couple of days. i dont like them. |
Aug. 18th, 2005 10:41am wow. what a waste. :) |
Aug. 16th, 2005 9:22pm mmm vegimite is hard to find in the states. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 3:28pm sense, sorry, I am starting to type like shit from reading so much of it. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 3:26pm wow, you make no sence. did you ever consider education? |
Aug. 16th, 2005 3:25pm but it is nice that you looked it up. maybe tomorrow we can teach you about colors. or even numbers! |
Aug. 16th, 2005 3:24pm i believe he is saying that you should have a basic knowledge of the internet before you go blowing snot all over it. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 3:23pm i still say aids has the scariest avatar on alldumb. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 2:50pm retarded. no valid points. anyway, we should reuse shit like this that we conviscate. planes are fucking expensive! |
Aug. 16th, 2005 2:49pm that would be really cool. at least our president would be able to speak. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:48pm roger ebert is so cool. wait, no, he is a dieing old bastard |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:45pm 10-4 daniel |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:42pm nothing to say? |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:38pm it was the escape pod for mr powers, austin powers... |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:37pm and the guy on the left on the bottom picture is freakishly short. his feet are there, notice the bunching in the pants, since they do not make pants that short. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:35pm there is a big difference between respect and fear |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:35pm if i felt threatened that if i did not vote for a specific canidate that harm would be inflicted on me or my family, i would take to the polls also |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:29pm only if there is an asprin factory to bomb. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:25pm you are my new best friend |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:25pm admiral, thank you. you have been bringing an enlightened viewpoint into this discussion |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:22pm you are here, wasting your time |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:18pm so you work for bush, that explains the brainwashed retard comments |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:17pm speaking of hanging chads, bush should not have been president, ever... |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:16pm violent, you are just making yourself sound stupid. yeah, go play in the sand, you might find a pistol or something. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:12pm Do not let the proper English fool you, I am an American |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:11pm bingo. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:11pm (out of the country border, too much travel within.) |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:10pm and i am glad you informed me that i am foreign. i never would have realized it being born and raised in the states. I have never even crossed a border for more than 6 hours. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:07pm you're a fucktard. take your medication and get back in your padded room. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 12:03pm just like bush, "bushrules" is feeling dumb, so he threatens violence |
Aug. 16th, 2005 10:31am (bottom picture) |
Aug. 16th, 2005 10:31am the guy in the center left is short. that is funny. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 10:01am everyone needs a tabletop doorbell, because we can not hear the ones on the wall from the table. Damn you air for not transmitting sound waves. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 9:59am I want an underground mansion like Sadam had. I am going to start digging today. |
Aug. 16th, 2005 9:30am ignore spelling in previous post.. :) |
Aug. 15th, 2005 4:11pm it would have been funnier if i did not have to see his ass |
Aug. 15th, 2005 2:04pm wow, someone responded. |
Aug. 15th, 2005 1:58pm favorite walken film: please list yours Pool hall Junkies is mine. |
Aug. 15th, 2005 1:56pm fizzjazz, is that you? |
Aug. 15th, 2005 1:54pm cool guy, you are retarded. |
Aug. 15th, 2005 12:49pm walken is the man. I would vote for him. even if he does nothing in office, better than current president! |
Aug. 15th, 2005 11:50am startrek is one of those shows i refuse to watch. |
Aug. 15th, 2005 11:47am half assed prank. i am surprised they did not cut the guy off. |
Aug. 12th, 2005 5:23pm and i see you adopted her avatar. how creative..... |
Aug. 12th, 2005 4:04pm no, it is no fun now that you understand. |
Aug. 12th, 2005 3:11pm nice idiot, things everyone can enjoy! |
Aug. 12th, 2005 12:41pm 01101111011100100010000001110011011010000110111101110101011011000110010000100000011010010010000001110011011000010111100100100000001100110011000000110000 |
Aug. 12th, 2005 12:40pm 300 |
Aug. 12th, 2005 12:40pm oops |
Aug. 12th, 2005 12:38pm http://content.ytmnd.com//118000/118152/image.gif |
Aug. 12th, 2005 10:32am nick, i am sorry to hear that. better luck next time. |
Aug. 12th, 2005 9:07am moxx3, actually that was a translation of the first binary post. good job burning yourself with the inability to understand though! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:57pm 5:00 later! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:57pm 666 is 001101100011011000110110 |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:54pm that was fun! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:53pm bye lola! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:52pm good job diesel, so can you read it yet? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:47pm oops, i just posted your stuff... |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:44pm have you ever seen rainman? not that the movie has anything to do with this, but have you? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:43pm um, no, you just read it. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:41pm we are super-nerds! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:40pm diesel, if you look at patterns, you should be able to figure it out. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:30pm um... yeah, matrix.... or something like that. your computer understands us... |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:27pm you just said the copyright symbol |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:25pm of course we understand eachother. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:17pm what was all that one in a million crap! |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:13pm and no i do not want to touch ff's weiner. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 5:12pm sorry she is leaving you fuckface, and yes, you are a nerd lola |
Aug. 11th, 2005 4:19pm not a lot to talk about there... |
Aug. 11th, 2005 4:00pm fun fun |
Aug. 11th, 2005 4:00pm that is great. I wish we could see more of the reaction of both of them. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:55pm big bird and I collaborated on the invention of imagination |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:54pm oh. just workin for the summer? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:53pm i can't imagine |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:53pm in my cock would be the last place i would put acid |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:51pm i invented the internet... yep you got me, i am al gore |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:51pm i know, that is why i don't have any |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:50pm no, they just had a dirt floor, he planted wheat and corn... i swear that is all it was... |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:49pm i dont think i could handle the farm thing. thats a lot of fucking work |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:48pm are you gragitated, or still skoolin? sticking the city thing out? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:48pm i invented the word "fuck" |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:47pm i know... slow day. no hate out today. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:46pm a friend of mine once grew crops, in his basement... |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:46pm farm boy huh? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:43pm i dont know. i might have read it and it just stuck in my head. either way. dolo makes baby jesus cry. or die, and he looks like a fattie. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:40pm i could not even tell you the model of my stihl. 18 inch i think though? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:38pm stihl makes nice saws. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:36pm i have heard other people say making baby jesus cry, i just made an adaptation |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:35pm hi other diesel |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:32pm i am glad they were able to reattach, it might be hard to wear flip flops without a big toe. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:32pm oops. for real? recently? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:31pm jk |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:30pm i thought about cutting the right thumb off my right hand before. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:30pm bummer. i am glad you understood me... did you get it reattached? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:29pm anyone take the time to translate the binary? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:29pm shich toe diesel? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:28pm with a jig on my new stainless steel stihl |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:26pm agreed. dolo, you are killing baby jesus |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:26pm that shit rocked. first and only chainsaw solo |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:25pm diesel, do you remember the old jackyl song "lumberjack" |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:24pm ^^ warning, NSFW |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:23pm old oil might have engine buildup in it. you might want to use newer oil. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 3:22pm oh diesels how i love you |
Aug. 11th, 2005 12:20pm this is great for fucking around with over clocking, but retarded otherwise, because you cant move it, and it stinks, and is messy. I can not see taking this to a LAN party |
Aug. 11th, 2005 9:49am go fuck yourself moxx |
Aug. 11th, 2005 9:49am yesterday?? he posted at 1 am, so he was not far off. but he is right, you are stupid. are you saying you are smarter today? |
Aug. 11th, 2005 9:46am go away gmoney. nobody likes an angry pre-teen. go read some comic books. |
Aug. 11th, 2005 9:45am and I also agree. matias looks like a crack baby in 79 |
Aug. 11th, 2005 9:45am that is actually kind of cool. |
Aug. 10th, 2005 4:22pm mox, go away. you are retarded. |
Aug. 10th, 2005 12:50pm yep, that was lame. |
Aug. 10th, 2005 9:46am violent, you said it yourself, permit. |
Aug. 10th, 2005 9:46am wiggles, that was a lame post |
Aug. 10th, 2005 9:45am alldumb or all intelectual? |
Aug. 10th, 2005 9:45am assassin, diesel is right, you are retarded. and i have a hard time believing you are over 14. |
Aug. 10th, 2005 9:44am notc you may have crossed a few lines with that one. maybe you should go back to time out. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 4:52pm please stop talking |
Aug. 9th, 2005 4:51pm it seems that people like my posting? as if 1/8 of the comments is related. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 3:18pm wow |
Aug. 9th, 2005 3:09pm honestly i prefer the onion. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 3:07pm who needs to know where the pacific ocean is anyway, nothing good across it. (and yes i do know where it is) |
Aug. 9th, 2005 3:04pm point being, internet articles are usually crap. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 3:03pm wow, you found an article. I can get you an article that says that Karl Rove does not exist. here http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4131 |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:59pm chaos, that might be going too far. remember Korea is powerless. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:58pm no need to ask. he would not live without it. with the rice shortage and all |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:56pm you wont win. if nothing else our education teaches us enough to know you are fucking retarded |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:56pm 300 years, and we have already reached hights that you never will. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:55pm how is your chinese Hung Wok? |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:54pm are we waiting for the page to refresh rage? |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:51pm rage, we all know you are from wisconsin |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:47pm but rage is still a fucktard |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:47pm even diesel is not diesel anymore. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:46pm hey, real diesel! |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:44pm wow which diesel is this? |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:43pm hahahhahahahaha nice bob |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:41pm american designed robots, or could be japanese. I can tell you they are not from korea. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:39pm nice work chaos |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:38pm i think i can i think i can... |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:37pm i guess i have to wait for your computer to reload the page |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:36pm how do you figure? i dont see any similarities, but i do still see shipments of chatering teeth and fingertraps from china on a regular basis |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:34pm no, i understand world economics, but i also understand that I own a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and you and your cousins all share a shed in the landfil |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:33pm set yourself on fire. that seems like a good way to protest things. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:32pm DO IT! |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:31pm he has a good point. end your life for the cause. it will get more attention |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:31pm i still think he is from wisconsin. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:25pm i agree with chaos, you are a fucktard rage. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:24pm the dollar stores, stores that contain anything with skilled labor have american goods |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:20pm I hate to quote diesel, but learn american! |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:18pm did you realize products made in china still fill our dollar stores? |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:18pm i second that |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:17pm Arizona. has americas largest arms dealer. you need to take classes and have an extensive background check. You can go and "test shoot" or rent one for on sight use anytime. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:14pm i am guessing rage is from wisconsin. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:11pm i guess so. Maybe the 32 cents is for people with seniority. the 12 year old who presses the button gets to eat rice from under the table. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 2:10pm thats right, we are past that now, but yes, we have also established that it is a 360 modena |
Aug. 9th, 2005 12:34pm i think he is trying to quote michael bolton from office space |
Aug. 9th, 2005 10:54am joe, I am not completely sure that made sence. |
Aug. 9th, 2005 9:28am are you a pro moxx? pretty sure he is, he just got off center. it only needs to happen once to end up on alldumbdotcom |
Aug. 8th, 2005 5:16pm wtf? No way |
Aug. 8th, 2005 5:06pm OK? |
Aug. 8th, 2005 4:06pm you guys don't think she is hot? I thought tan was in |
Aug. 8th, 2005 4:06pm yeah hah! |
Aug. 8th, 2005 4:06pm is that even a word? |
Aug. 8th, 2005 4:04pm but the game is boring. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 4:04pm good lord I missed out on some fun! |
Aug. 8th, 2005 10:16am that is funny stuff. So confused, yet he politely waves good bye to them as he leaves. Too funny. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 10:01am can you imaging working there with a hacksaw? yikes. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:59am how romantic! She can be the only one at prom with someone else's grandpa. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:54am nothing like waking up to a dickhole friend. Does anyone remember th jackass where the wake Dunn up with poo in the face? |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:50am that took way too much time for something that will go to the landfill in about 2 years. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:42am aparently edweird likes to pick up ugly bitches? |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:34am this guy is a waste of perfectly good carbon. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:30am that is too funny. I want a pet like that. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:28am Bicycles use too much oil to keep the chains lubed. Boycott bicycles. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:24am yes, that is what they are trying to do, but now they are going to kill you for figuring it out. |
Aug. 8th, 2005 9:10am up to 8 bids... |
Aug. 5th, 2005 12:13pm all your base are belong to us |
Aug. 5th, 2005 10:41am that is pretty cool. I have seen these before, but never before have i seen an armpit like the one at the end of the video. Nicely done. |
Aug. 5th, 2005 10:13am everyone enjoys a good satire. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 5:04pm You guys are right, it has to be him. I was hoping he croaked. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 4:02pm i guess from far enough away it may look realistic, otherwise it just looks like something diesel would wear. which diesel? I am not sure |
Aug. 4th, 2005 4:01pm Yet I keep visiting. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 4:00pm This place gets more and more confusing every day. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 10:06am walking advertisement for copertone. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 10:04am that is funny, but it is true, misplaced anger. he should have stabbed the cops tire instead. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 10:03am he should stick to darts. |
Aug. 4th, 2005 10:02am funny advertisement, but with it being on the window, I can see them actually hitting someone they could not see. How ironic would that be? |
Aug. 4th, 2005 10:01am courtney love still looks just as trashy. |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 12:22pm you do realize you are threatening the moderator right? |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 11:51am what happened to when people commented on links? By the way, some of these office weapons could seriously rock you. |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 11:37am stop this shit, I am getting confused. |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 10:56am so much cooler than our real president. By the way, Christopher Walken rocks. |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 10:29am was it ever on topic to begin with? |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 9:39am mustache club, that is all they had... I was expecting better, or atleast a stern fan. baba bouy! |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 9:28am that sure is a long video |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 9:07am i guess I am confused on why. I dont think that it is a real device. :) I was hoping it used USB power to spin the spagetti onto the fork. :( |
Aug. 3rd, 2005 9:06am that sounds disgustingly delicious! I still think I will pass, the peach does not sound at all bad though. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:51pm you should try it. I think it would be worth a try. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:49pm answers for $1. no thanks. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:46pm "Aim every shot" and hold on to the gun. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:45pm this kid needs a hobby. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:41pm poor fattie |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 5:40pm wow, its quiet in here suddenly. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 4:02pm Nice work NocBob. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 4:02pm diesel, I thought you were white? |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 4:01pm i was joking, nobody has commented on it yet, so i assumed you had not clicked. sorry. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 4:00pm sorry i did not know what you were asking. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 4:00pm why what? |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:59pm still rather impressive. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:58pm Whatever you do, do not click the link! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:58pm Chech and Slovakia! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:57pm wow, I would not even have the guts to attempt spelling that one. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:56pm Botswana! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:54pm U S OF A |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:47pm yawn... |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:29pm yeah, he was way too close for comfort. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:23pm wow, just looked at ivegotaids comments, 25 comments, I dont think one has to do with the links. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:20pm and other random comments, come on guys, lets get it going again! :) |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:19pm not with you, you would leave me with the check. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:18pm fight, fight, fight! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:15pm oooohh grudge match! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:06pm crazy, watch how many times he comes within feet of death. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 3:05pm U. S. of A |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:51pm i know, I am making fun of you for being a spelling nazi. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:46pm sorry stubbs |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:45pm would have done less damage |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:45pm they should have ran it over |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:45pm NocBob, I think you mean Bitch, not biotch. Insults don't need to be proper english. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:43pm void my previous comment, that is not true in the plural. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:42pm i dont think there is an e in potato. not to be a spelling nazi, but didnt dan quale make that mistake? |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:35pm diesel, do you speak spanish? |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:34pm mmm tacos, I now have lunch plans. |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 12:32pm orange julius? |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:54am America! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:52am never have i seen such random comments build up so fast! keep it up! |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:47am that is one way of finding the stud. I bet that hurts. :) kind of reminded me of the family guy when Peter gets hurt and it goes on for a full minute of him going "eeeh ahhhh" |
Aug. 2nd, 2005 10:45am I love America! |
Aug. 1st, 2005 10:02am hehehe I like the caption. I thought you had to do driving training to become a cop. |
Aug. 1st, 2005 9:58am ouch, that thing was screaming too. |
Aug. 1st, 2005 9:51am bad ass jump, but on another sight it said that it was 300 feet high. that is crap. I am not claiming to know anything about dirt bike jumping, so fuck you. |
Aug. 1st, 2005 9:45am funny shit, it got pretty close actually! Could it not squeeze through the sides? |
Aug. 1st, 2005 9:42am Looks rather expensive, but it would have been fun to do! |
Jul. 29th, 2005 11:36am and before you jump to conclusions based on nothing, i do not mean i got that hair cut, I mean that this picture showed up when i went to the link. |
Jul. 29th, 2005 11:36am http://www.livejournal.com/users/xghost_of_mex/67717.html that was the emo hair cut I got right away. |
Jul. 29th, 2005 9:40am 58.4 kind of funny. hey, who thinks it is time for another fight. Maybe if i spell werds rong? |
Jul. 29th, 2005 9:25am if jen is going to rage for his 1.5" what does that say for you matt? |
Jul. 29th, 2005 9:18am blocking with the shin hurts, but it hurts the kicker also. Getting hit in the theigh only hurts you. |
Jul. 28th, 2005 12:42pm sorry, avatar. I don't want to get yelled at for spelling! |
Jul. 28th, 2005 12:42pm go to your profile, browse for picture, it shrinks into your avitar. |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:37am i have missed these battles lately! Glad to have them back! |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:33am diesel191 on Jul. 28th, 2005 at 11:32AM i didnt f*cking spell capitalization wrong douche who the fuck said you did? |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:32am unless by spelt you mean: a hardy variety of wheat of inferior quality, sometimes grown in mountainous regions. Latin name: Triticum spelta |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:31am Reason on Jul. 28th, 2005 at 11:00AM what exactly have i spelt wrong then?, you fat cocksucking whore. Reason, you spelled spelt wrong. :) |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:27am oh no i spelled capitalize wrong! |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:26am it is painful dumb ass. give it up |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:25am but is spelling that important on something like this anyway? OH MY GOD! I forgot to cabitalize the begining of the sentence! |
Jul. 28th, 2005 11:24am since he did it over and over again and insisted he was right I doubt it was a typo. |
Jul. 28th, 2005 9:45am sorry thade, that was not me. If you look at the time stamp it was yesterday, when people could use other peoples accounts. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 5:04pm great, looks like someone else is taking cues from LH8U |
Jul. 27th, 2005 3:31pm but like I said, still impressive, I was impressed by it over a year ago. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 3:27pm i am a modder also, I am just saying this one has been around for a while. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:28pm Work you lazy yank |
Jul. 27th, 2005 12:07pm wow, thanks to whoever broke into my account... |
Jul. 27th, 2005 11:44am by the way did i mention that im a big fucking cunt with no life? |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:29am what a dick i hope he gets his ass kicked. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:28am Thade would buy them, wouldnt you thade? so you can poke ya man? :) sorry that was sad, but seriously Thade, you suck ass. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:26am nice trick, lame zippo. they should just outlaw webcams. hehehe dumb ass |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:24am what was the guy holding onto the car for? looks like fun! I have always wanted to drive on the sidewalk. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:23am holy crap. that was a pretty extreme break! |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:21am he looks like an old gomer, and the guy in the front does not look ready for what is about to happen to him. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:19am i might try the game, but the real thing looks like a sure fire way to get racked. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:18am maybe 300 feet distance. 300 feet is a football field. he was not that high, but it is a hella jump |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:17am and the owners just video tape it. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:16am alldumb.com now accepting videos with other sites stamps! |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:15am if i want fake news I will go to the onion, or the daily show. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:14am old news, still impressive though. |
Jul. 27th, 2005 9:11am It was broken, must have been used pretty hard core! :) |
Jul. 26th, 2005 5:22pm I forgot to add in my previous post: "but not as much as Thade." |
Jul. 26th, 2005 4:35pm bald chicks suck |
Jul. 26th, 2005 4:34pm oh, wait, the game was cool, but i wish you could choose the level. |
Jul. 26th, 2005 4:34pm FIRST POST ... that has anything to do with the link |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:33am the part that gets me is not the gay part but the 12 kids. Get condoms in bulk! |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:31am i have to admit, they are pretty good at that, but with our current president, it is a pretty tight race |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:30am Tommy can you hear me? |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:30am both sets of wheels steer. I bet it is difficult to drive. They should have done it with a cooler car. |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:28am hehehe I thought I noticed less junk today, thanks to whoever did this! |
Jul. 26th, 2005 11:27am that is dumb. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 2:51pm all dumb is going way downhill |
Jul. 25th, 2005 2:51pm is it just me or has the quality of this site been going down lately? |
Jul. 25th, 2005 2:27pm I think fizzjazz is that tinfoil kid. on to the link... This is pretty gross. But I would eat her. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:59am lovely, great parents did not realize that now they will have kids waking up screaming for the next week. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:58am who ever made these has way too many heavy drugs in their system. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:57am How did they do that!!!!! jk |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:56am I thought this had been here before also, but that would be a fun class project if you were in a web design class or something. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:55am not worth the time, if you have not clicked the link yet... |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:54am I am pretty sure this has been posted here before, but it is still lame! |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:52am Nice, So we now know what deputy dan does in his spare time... Mrs Claus. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:50am why would you want to do that? |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:49am or not, I have no clue what they are saying, and the captions did not help any. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:48am can we get a hip hip horray for abuse of power?! |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:43am hehehe I hope he broke it. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:40am wow, that was lame. You know some red headed irish guy who watches too much Sopranos made that site. |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:15am i've been that tired before. :) |
Jul. 25th, 2005 9:14am I am so bad at these games. that and i get bored after the first try. |
Jul. 24th, 2005 6:00pm atleast the competition won't be as stiff in the special olympics. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 2:04pm remember to vote on these useless posts. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 2:03pm I agree. What happened to being selective? |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:48pm holy crap, look at those fangs. It could easily swallow a man whole... |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:46pm one of the saddest things i have seen to date. Poor retards got the straps loose and got out of their straight jackets. They should atleast have their helmets on. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:44pm Now that is thuggin' |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:43pm speaking of famous, the olsen twins were hotter before they were famous. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:40pm delightfully painful. I think that it is time for him to join the ladies league |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:37pm pretty sure that is platnum foil. Wow, this kid is going to get beat up on the playground. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:35pm you gotta love the matching outfits and killer hair. HEY there is a girl! |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:33pm wow, that is funny stuff. :) Yet if the cat saw a bug it would run right into the glass of a window trying to get it. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:32pm so what is the problem with that? |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 12:28pm long, but man, if this is in the 80s, they were the shit. Too bad they still thought girls had cooties, they could have been pimps |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 10:48am wow, extreme jumping, these kids are cool! |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 10:27am So is his cheast fur a replacement for a shirt? We don't allow monkeys either. |
Jul. 22nd, 2005 10:26am i hear if you put a big gobstoper in the microwave, then bite it it explodes with a hot lava like goo. someone needs to try it and report back. |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:08am I think it took everything it had for the other guy not to kick him while he was down... |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:07am hahaha Forman goes down! Busted hip and busted pride. Oh well, the new friends at the gerriatrics home will think he is the man for trying... |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:03am I thought this was already posted... |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:02am Funny, I wonder what the ad was for? |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:01am I thought that they knew people mostly from smell... |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:00am NSFW, but I am guessing she is covering scars. |
Jul. 18th, 2005 10:00am why is this on this site? Not funny, Oh well, i am sure some people will learn something, maybe as many will learn something as will fuck up their machine... |
Jul. 18th, 2005 9:56am If i were on the jurry, I would have to say she was innocent. It is just moral. |
Jul. 18th, 2005 9:50am Funny. I think these ones might at least get a laugh, rather than a slap or a cold shoulder you would get with the "real" lines |
Jul. 18th, 2005 9:40am I think i ran this thing over last night |
Jul. 18th, 2005 9:10am sounds romantic, or retarded. |
Jul. 18th, 2005 9:09am nerdy, but not that close to Peter. |
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:16am I am just curious who will misunderstand sarcasm and flip out again. |
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:15am It could be a fake UFO, but that alien is definately real. I bet the thing was filmed by an alien also. |
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:06am guy, you could be right, it always seems to happen on really dumb posts, so this one qualifys... |
Jul. 17th, 2005 10:03am That is really sad. just put the kid in left field, the kids wont hit it that far anyway... |
Jul. 17th, 2005 12:25am Funny that nobody seems to mind when it is a 200 post argument... |
Jul. 17th, 2005 12:22am Hello, would anyone like to have a really long conversation with me through posts? It might boost our points! :) jk |
Jul. 15th, 2005 3:38pm i have to agree with nocbob, you don't deserve to breath. And sexy me would like you send your food to africa. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 3:37pm wow ray, you dont do shit, sounds boring as fuck to me. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:43pm my point exactly, thanks for the help with that thade... |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:38pm I can't wait for the UK to have toothpaste. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:36pm lucian, what do you mean keep up with yours? You dont need to go into peoples stats to get to the pre-posts. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:35pm I love how we keep seeing Darwinism ALMOST in action |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:32pm I guess brazillians will need to go to back alleys for coat-hanger implants... Or something? |
Jul. 15th, 2005 2:29pm Our KFC has a drive thru |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:47am annoying waste of taxpayer dollars. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:45am 37% of all statistics are made up on the fly |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:17am holy crap! That is insane! I am 6-1 and i can get rim most of the time... |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:15am That makes 400 people with one breast... Sad. |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:14am Scalpel, STAT! |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:14am Counter Strike saves lives! |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:13am Just from the section titles I can tell it will be romantic. $#^&*!!! |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:12am right, next they will tell us that smoking is bad for our lungs... |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:10am is this to teach people to click and drag? I drag stuff and get points... I guess i dont get it... |
Jul. 15th, 2005 9:08am wow, that was cool for 2 seconds |
Jul. 15th, 2005 8:58am I think it is cool, Seemed like it did it at random, kind of weird, but funny! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 5:50pm wow, that looks like a lot to read. Let me know what you guys get out of it... :) |
Jul. 14th, 2005 5:31pm seriously how can we get auss kicked off? Is he creating new screen names? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 5:06pm read the thread on the bombing wingman comments |
Jul. 14th, 2005 5:01pm but he looks so cool. I bet he is a party animal. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:59pm but that gun looks fun. Going to make fun of america now Stu? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:57pm wow, a your mom line, I totally thought that that died with the early 90s... But way to pull up the vintage insults! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:38pm just kidding, but i agree on things like the news, things should be serious, however, when i want to be entertained, I want to see some skanks! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:36pm you dont think there is a such thing as a classy tramp? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:33pm oh, you are a manc wank? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:31pm I like fights. If thade and fuckface get in a brawl will someone tape it and put it on alldumb? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:29pm actually i thought it was more funny than gross. The gross part would be cleaning it up... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:14pm does your country have airplanes? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 4:13pm where are you from stu? Did you just join Alldumb to insult America? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 3:55pm connection refused |
Jul. 14th, 2005 3:40pm actually I think it was a bomb, but they were decending faster than gravity, so it floated up above him. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 3:09pm yeah, or at least some of those road tacks. Totally wacky racers style. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 3:06pm OK, but not very addictive. I beat the second level and I was ready to quit. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 3:03pm bitches do the darndest things. I loved the "live TV reaction" cover your mouth and pretend you can't believe it happened |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:32pm and enjoy ice cold Coke. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:28pm write your congressman, not alldumb.com |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:26pm and blame them for AIDs while we are at it. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:24pm cant take credit for it, I wish i could, but i stole that quote off a steakhouse billboard... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:23pm If we eat less, the stuff that is left over is thrown away anyway, it does not magically feed hungry people. Genitically modified junk food sounds like the answer to me. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:19pm I hate this 29 year old. Gary Coleman wanna be. He is not even funny... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:17pm it is totally staged |
Jul. 14th, 2005 12:16pm they should photoshop another picture showing her liquid shit from eating so much grease. and why dont we start this up again: You guys cant tell it is fake! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 11:25am There is plenty of room for all of God's creatures, right next to the mashed potatos. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 11:25am I agree, this whole thing has become a trend. They dont care about the animals. I do care about meat |
Jul. 14th, 2005 11:23am and there is the racism again... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:54am actually pretty difficult. "now with realistic gravity!" |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:52am ooh! aah so fancy. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:51am didnt look like it slowed it down much, I think I will stick with a tank... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:50am it would be fun to use a fin or something to try to freak people out, since there have been so many attacks recently. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:49am she is a playa |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:48am sounds like a plan, I think this chick is going to feed the village. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:48am Brosnan looked like a pimp! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:47am did it graze him? pretty darn close! |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:45am I hate it when that happens! What was the guy going to do anyway, steal the car? |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:43am nice try emcee... Sorry I ruined your fun! :) |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:42am really not fun. but it does fit in the dumb category |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:39am suck out all of their blood? I wish i were a vampire instead of a mosquito. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:35am auss, if you post that a million times someone might visit. Not likely. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 10:28am You can comment on things before they come out... there are some code issues here. Anyway, I guess that makes this first post |
Jul. 14th, 2005 9:37am Gotta love the pic too... Funny... I wonder if the lap pillow has a built in F*** hole. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 9:13am it sure would have made a better story. I thought it was funny though. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 9:11am yeah, not really worth the time. oh well... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 9:10am thanks, I figured, but wanted to confirm that it was not on my end... |
Jul. 14th, 2005 8:42am Was it just me, or did this site have some major problems yesterday evening? I could not connect. |
Jul. 14th, 2005 8:41am "According to extraterrestrial UFO researchers, plants in other solar systems and galaxies are extremely intelligent and are not all static" Priceless |
Jul. 14th, 2005 8:40am funny. I hate vegans. Even more than vegitarians. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 4:01pm I like the idea of letting them take the guy out, let Darwinism take effect before he breeds! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 4:00pm wow, that guy was smart! I have an idea, lets get piss drunk and go hit a bear with a pole! Better I'll stick my head in it's mouth! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 3:32pm hey, it's boytoy! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 3:31pm that would be great to pay the $3 for insurance on a rental then do this... like that jackass demolition derby sketch. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 3:30pm wow, from this angle these people just look retarded. welcome to all dumb, you are all dumb. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 3:20pm 320th post! wow, you guys really seem to love these posts of men! at least it gets a lot of attention |
Jul. 13th, 2005 3:11pm diesel, all of your submittions have been completely original, oh, wait, you have none... Most of the stuff here was somewhere else first. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 2:52pm I love going to lan parties and stuff and seeing people who are that into the game... always good for a laugh. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 2:13pm this is crazy, I dont care how good I was, I woud have a hard time standing on some of the cliffs and crap he is unicycling on. Crazy was a good tag for this! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 2:10pm graphics look nice. very long though |
Jul. 13th, 2005 1:01pm That makes sence. Then it is cool, but do they have putters and stuff for this too, or is one hand enough power or whatever |
Jul. 13th, 2005 12:46pm interesting, is it powered off CO2 ? Why would you do that, unless you could not swing due to a sore arm or something? |
Jul. 13th, 2005 12:00pm wow, he sure pulled that guys face into his asshole... |
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:49am what do we need to do to get aussj4link kicked off? |
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:48am I think I created sideshow bob... It would be cool if there were more than 2 settings per pic. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:08am I think it is possessed |
Jul. 13th, 2005 11:00am Yes, you do have a point, but that is the theory. Not everything you send in will be posted. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 10:44am all of these books look great! HAHA I also enjoyed the ad for the WWJD thong at the bottom |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:59am I would love to do that to people when they tailgate me. GET OFF! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:59am yeah, submittion and first post |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:39am teach it to attack. that would be even more impressive |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:38am impressive |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:38am yeah, and think about how much wasted money is in these pics. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:37am what ever happened to that howard dean guy anyway, must have changed his identity... |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:35am oops, sorry about the blank comment. The keyboard does not look regulation! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:30am That quote is legit. It is legal outside the house also if it is related to religion in some way. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:24am Cool, until some guard smashes it to help keep self esteme down. Put that in a museum! HA! |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:18am its funny because he is hurt. And to Thanatos, if you mean you submitted stuff, it needs to be good, if they approve it it will show up. If it sucks, it won't. |
Jul. 13th, 2005 9:15am That is funny stuff. I wonder if the cops got called for another noise complaint when the real strippers came. :) |
Jul. 12th, 2005 4:04pm what kind of last name is vagisil anyway? |
Jul. 12th, 2005 4:03pm I have had about enough of that! |
Jul. 12th, 2005 3:07pm watch it with the volume down. I am working... |
Jul. 12th, 2005 2:53pm nice |
Jul. 12th, 2005 12:38pm they will be the life of their frat parties in a few years, unless they require you are in college! I bet that nine year old does some killer kegstands! |
Jul. 12th, 2005 12:36pm what they fail to show you is the 8 year old on rollerblades doing it right after him. |
Jul. 12th, 2005 12:34pm i hope they had good insurance! :) maybe it was that skinny nerd from that HIV post that saved a lot of money! |
Jul. 12th, 2005 12:33pm i agree, it is all fake. Storms do not happen in real life. It is just to get people to watch the news. Seriously, can anyone here truthfully say they were killed in a storm? |
Jul. 12th, 2005 12:29pm stupid. |
Jul. 12th, 2005 11:01am This is so old. I think i actually saw it on this site about a year and a half ago... |
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:59am I give them credit, they did a good job, made it on CNN, but still why here? |
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:57am maybe I can ask the nine year old for some advice on a cheap drunk... At least he has a promising career as a liquor store attendant. |
Jul. 12th, 2005 10:55am so... its windy, I guess I dont get why it is on all dumb. oh well. I guess i will replace my weather.com bookmark with alldumb.com. |
Jul. 12th, 2005 9:25am how is this considered a stunt? The real stunt will be dodging the fists when his lady sees him next. He does think he is pretty cool though... |
Jul. 11th, 2005 2:36pm I agree with everybody except for monkey. Even if you disagree with something, vandalism and destruction is pointless and wrong. unless you are urinating on monkey's mom. |
Jul. 8th, 2005 12:47pm just so you cant post first. losers |
Jul. 8th, 2005 9:28am is that built onto a tricycle? Funny |
Jul. 8th, 2005 9:28am wow, that sucks. |
Jul. 6th, 2005 10:55am she is hot... |
Jul. 6th, 2005 10:55am lame |
Jul. 6th, 2005 9:46am and the point of this was... no seriously, what is the point? |
Jul. 6th, 2005 9:45am wtf |