It is acceptable to have religious beliefs, but if you use religion to deceive people, then you are committing a crime. This is what Jim Bakker was sent to jail for.

Likewise, it is acceptable to believe in aliens from other planets, but if you are promoting a belief in aliens in order to cover up crimes, such as the September 11th attack, you are a criminal, a con artist, a swindler. If Bakker deserves jail, what do these 9-11 cover-up criminals deserve?

In this document we wish to explain:

The belief in aliens has striking similarities to conventional religions. 

 

Just as people of different religions look down on one another for having a false religion, many people who believe in aliens look down on religious people. 

 

People should climb down from their pedestal, stop ridiculing people with different beliefs, and start looking for evidence for their own beliefs.

The universe is full of mysteries. There is nothing wrong with discussing the mysteries, but it is foolish to believe you have the answers.

For example, it is acceptable to discuss the issue of life on other planets; the existence of a god or gods; and if there is a god, where god came from. However, only a fool, or a disinformation agent, will claim to have the answers to these mysteries.

Many people criticize religion, such as this article by George Carlin. The ironic aspect of this issue is that some of the people who ridicule religion are firm believers in aliens, and their complaints about religion apply to their belief in aliens. In fact, we could describe their belief in aliens as a different type of religion! The similarities are striking.
 
 

Carlin points out that God is incredibly powerful and wise, but our world is full of disease, birth defects, loneliness, mental illness, crime, corruption, and torture. Why didn't God make all people healthy and happy?

The same can be asked about aliens. If they are so intelligent and technically advanced, why do they behave in stupid manners, such as creating geometric shapes in crops? Any why are the crop circles usually in Britain? Is it a coincidence that a British company, Circlemakers, creates crop circles for a fee?

And why did the aliens rape Whitley Strieber? Did they really travel all the way from another solar system for this?

And why do aliens fly around at high speed, and then suddenly make 90° turns? Why don't their navigation computers ensure the spacecraft make smooth, gentle turns?
 
 

George Carlin complains that religions have convinced people that there is an invisible God in the sky who watches us, despite any actual evidence for his existence. 
 
 

The people who believe in aliens are trying to convince us that there are aliens flying around in the sky and watching us. Where is the evidence for these aliens?
 
 

Some people claim that they have talked to God, and that God has talked to them. Other people claim they have not directly seen or talked with God, but they have seen evidence of His existence, such as miracles or mysterious lights.
 
 

Some people claim that they have been abducted by aliens. Other people claim they have not directly seen or talked with aliens, but they have seen evidence of their existence, such as crop circles or mysterious lights from unidentified flying objects.
 
 

Many people hope that Jesus Christ, or some God, will soon appear, and all the suffering of the world will end.
 
 

Many people who believe in aliens are hoping that the aliens will come out of hiding, and that they will end all the suffering of the world. Supposedly the aliens love us, and they will give us their advanced technology.
 
 

People who believe in aliens will insult religious people, but their beliefs in space aliens could be described as a religion, but it is more idiotic than conventional religions.

It makes more sense to believe that a God created the universe then to believe aliens from another solar system traveled all the way to the earth to rape Whitley Strieber and make crop circles on British farms.

Before the UFO believers criticize religious people, they should take a serious look at their own beliefs.
 
 

Jeff Rense, of rense.com, often uses the expression "think beyond the box" during his radio show in order to encourage people to believe in aliens.

However, we don't need people to "think beyond boxes". We need people to find supporting evidence for their opinions. If you don't have supporting evidence, you don't have anything worth talking about.

There is no supporting evidence for space aliens or alien spacecraft, nor is there any evidence that any human has been raped or abducted by an alien. There is no evidence that crop circles were made by aliens, either.
 
 

Some people who criticize Christianity point out that Christians cannot agree on who Jesus was, or when he was born, and other details of his life. Supposedly this is evidence that Christians are fools.

Jesus Christ lived among humans only 2000 years ago, and many people saw him, ate dinner with him, talked to him, and crucified him. But despite all the contact with people, Christians cannot agree on what his race was. But does this really prove that Chritians are fools? Or is it merely a sign that nobody bothered to record history in that era?
 
 

Some artists draw him as an African with straight hair.
Others show him as an African with curly hair.
European artists usually draw him with light skin (sunburned skin would be more accurate).
The BBC produced a documentary that shows him resembling Saddam Hussein.
For all we know, this buff, African Jesus with braided hair is the most accurate.

Jesus had extensive contact with people, but nobody has any idea what he looked like. Would you be surprised to learn that there is virtually no agreement on what aliens look like?

Anybody who ridicules Christians for not being able to agree on what Jesus looked like should ridicule the Alien Religion by a factor of 1000 for not even coming close to agreeing on what the aliens look like. For some examples:
 

Greg Szymanski has an article in which the aliens are 8 feet tall, can run 40 mph, and live for 800 years. They call these the "Tall Whites".
There are so many variations of aliens at this site that we cannot figure out if the site is serious or satire.
Whitley Strieber claims that an insect-like alien raped him.
A PBS documentary -- actually, a PBS propaganda program -- shows the "official" alien with large eyes, a tiny mouth, and naked.
Only a few people describe aliens as wearing clothing. Doesn't the nudity seem strange? Do you sense a fetish for alien sex? And their clothing is so bland. For such an advanced species, they certainly have lousy clothing.
Some aliens are anorexic. This one is nude, as usual.
Only a few aliens are fat. Fortunately, the fat aliens wear clothes.

There is a large UFO movement in the USA. Many of the people who promote aliens are criticizing religion, but the belief in aliens could be described as one of the stupidest religions ever created.

Why does the French Connection care if some imbeciles want to practice a religion of space aliens?

The primary problem with the Alien Religion is that these people are giving the phrase "conspiracy theory" a bad image. They are interfering with our attempt to expose corruption.

Virtually all "intelligent" people ignore the Alien Religion, and many Alien believers respond with angry remarks, such as:

"Think beyond the box, idiot!"

"You people have closed minds!"

"The government is hiding evidence of aliens!"

"There is a conspiracy to cover up the aliens!"

 

We are ignoring your Alien Religion because you have zero evidence for your beliefs, not because we are "thinking inside boxes" or suppressing evidence.

The French Connection advises people who truly believe in these aliens to contact their local mental health facility for help. Nothing will improve in your life if you refuse to face the possibility that you need help.

Stop clinging to the fantasy that these aliens love you, and that they will fix your migraine headaches, your bad eyesight, and your defective digestive system. If there are aliens on this planet, they are likely to regard humans as "primitive creatures", not as "friends".
 
 

If you people continue to promote your stupid Alien Religion, you will be considered as possible disinformation agents who are promoting this nonsense on purpose in order to sabotage our efforts to expose corruption. This is not a joke; this is a promise.
 
 

The people who are promoting the aliens seem to be the same people who are trying to cover up the 9/11 attack, and other serious crimes.

Aside from giving conspiracy theories a bad image, they might be hoping to someday have the technology to fake an alien spacecraft.

Perhaps they hope that they can convince the world to lay down their weapons and let the aliens (ie, them) take control.

Or perhaps they plan on dropping nuclear bombs on us, and telling us that the aliens are attacking us.

Whatever they plan on doing, it is not likely to succeed. Sure, millions of stupid Americans will believe it, but what about the rest of the world?

The Alien Religion is popular in America, but it is not popular in other nations. Faking an alien invasion will create a lot of chaos and misery, but it will fail because only America has enough idiots to fall for the deception. (Well, maybe Canada and Australia have enough idiots, also.)