Sex Education

by

Penelope

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"Jack, I really think you should let us handle this…" Daniel's voice trailed off as he saw the older man's expression.

Jack said, "And the leader of this team would be…?"

Sam hastened to intervene. "Sir, no one is questioning your leadership. It's just this particular area of expertise seems to be one more suited to the rest of us."

Jack met her gaze levelly. "You think you know more about…mating rituals than I do?"

"Yes," Daniel nodded.

"No," Sam corrected quickly. "It's just…we thought you wouldn't be…comfortable having to explain…"

"Demonstrate," Jack said expressionlessly. "The man said 'demonstrate'."

Daniel cleared his throat. "Well, I'm sure we can manage to persuade him it won't be necessary to actually demonstrate, but Sam and I could just explain to him some of the more common practises to do with dating and…mating on our world, and Teal'c could talk about the customs on Chulak and then I'm sure he'll let us go home again. He doesn't seem hostile in any way, just…curious."

Jack didn't so much as blink. "And you think you can satisfy his curiosity better than I can?"

Daniel considered for a moment and then nodded. "Well, yes, I am an anthropologist after all."

"Yes. Right. Daniel, shall we just recap on your sexual experience since…oh…puberty?"

Daniel said evenly, "I don't think personal experience is what The Hathi is interested in. He just wants an overview of mating rituals on our world since…"

"Because in the time I've known you your sexual experience consists of…let me see: getting married to a girl without knowing it; possibly being raped by Melosha when she had the Touched virus; definitely being raped by Hathor when she wanted your DNA; quite probably being coerced into a sexual relationship with Shyla – although you've been rather coy about sharing that – and, on the rebound from your wife dying, having a quick fling with a seventy year-old amnesiac mass murderer, which, unless I'm very much mistaken, she initiated. Now, if you start telling the Hatti – "

"Hathi," Daniel corrected automatically, realising as he did so that he must have been standing there with his mouth open for a while. He closed it quickly.

" – whatever, about your idea of mating rituals he's going to think all the guys on our world stand around waiting for some female to come along and molest them."

"Sir, I don't think that's entirely…" Sam began.

Jack gave her a withering stare before turning back to Daniel. "Daniel – quick recap: you ever asked a girl out, ever, as opposed to her putting the moves on you?"

"Um, well…"

"Ever had sex that wasn't her idea?"

"Well I definitely…"

"Ever set out to seduce someone? Never mind, succeeded. Did you ever even attempt it?"

"Well, no, not exactly…"

"I rest my case. Daniel is not the guy to be explaining Earth mating rituals to anyone, and in fact it might not be a bad idea for someone to explain them to him."

Daniel gave him a reproachful look and Sam sighed impatiently. "Sir, Daniel and I just thought, given your age and your profession you might not be comfortable explaining about all…aspects of romantic involvement on Earth, that's all."

The Colonel looked at her so expressionlessly that Sam wondered if she was going to have to actually spell out what she meant. Then he said equably, "Oh yes, thanks for the reminder." He turned back to Daniel. "I knew I had another question. Have you ever had sex with a man?"

Daniel gaped at him. "No!"

"You're very emphatic about that, Daniel. Is that because you're hiding something, you're prejudiced, or think I'm prejudiced?"

"No. I'm not…none of them, I just…It's kind of an unusual thing to ask someone, Jack!"

"Not when that someone is setting himself up as an expert on mating rituals it isn't." He turned back to look at Carter and Teal'c, the latter of which was regarding him with a raised eyebrow. Jack shrugged. "Having established Daniel knows squat about sex, perhaps we can now discuss the reasons why you think I'd be an unsuitable candidate to tell the Hat-guy about mating rituals?"

There was a pause before Teal'c said, "No reason comes to mind, O'Neill."

"Thank you. Carter?"

"No reason at all, sir," she said awkwardly. She exchanged an apologetic look with Daniel who was still looking a little stunned.

Jack marched to the door and banged on it, saying to the guard outside, "Tell the Hat Guy we're ready to give him his little…demonstration."

* * *

"So?" Jack met the alien's intent and interested gaze. "You got all of that so far?"

The near-spherical, Hathi, nodded. "Yes, indeed. Most fascinating."

Jack glanced across at his team-mates. Daniel had his mouth open – big surprise there; Carter was staring fixedly at the ground whether in an attempt not to blush or giggle he wasn't sure which, and Teal'c was looking as interested as the Hathi.

"Now, you will demonstrate, yes?"

Before Jack made a rude retort, Daniel said quickly, "Back on our world, we have…books, videos, that is pictorial representations and moving images of all the…um…variations, Jack just mentioned."

"Ah yes, but what they won't do is put it all in context for you. You want the personal angle, right? The specifics?"

Daniel looked at Jack in disbelief. What the hell was the man playing at? Perhaps he wanted to have sex with Sam and thought this was a good way to do it and call it 'duty', well he very much doubted Sam was going to agree to…demonstrate anything for an alien with too much curiosity about the sexual practices of their planet.

The Hathi nodded intently. "Yes. Yes. Courting rituals. Mating rituals. How seductions are achieved. All that. Yes."

Jack nodded gravely, as though the alien had just asked the most reasonable question in the world. "Well, see, if you look around my team-mates here, I'd have to use a completely different strategy to seduce any one of them."

"What?" Daniel stared at him in disbelief.

Ignoring him, Jack continued equably, "Now, see, Teal'c is a lot bigger than I am. Not a guy to mess with. So I'd really have to wait for him to make the first move if I don't want to end up with my face remodelled. What I'd do with Teal'c is start dropping little hints into the conversation about how I was amenable to same sex relationships and see if he looked interested, but I'd have to pretty much leave the running up to him." He glanced across at Teal'c who raised one eyebrow. "Because Teal'c's from a different culture I have to tread a little warily, and because Teal'c's so much stronger than I am and could deck me if I offended him, I have to tread very warily, so, as I said in his case, I'd have to leave it up to him to make the first move."

The Hathi nodded eagerly. "I understand. Yes. Yes. Hints. Clues. Slow movements forward."

Jack nodded. "Absolutely." He indicated Carter. "Now, with Carter here, I've got a different set of problems. The main one being that we're both in the Air Force and I'm her commanding officer, so before anything happened between me and her I'd have to convince her that I was absolutely discreet, that no one would ever know, and I mean ever that she and I were doin' it and that it would never adversely affect her career prospects. I mean I'd also have to buy her dinner and have lots of long boring conversations about the kind of things women like to talk about, but the main thing would be to reassure her no one in the SGC would ever find out and it wasn't going to hurt her career any – and oh, of course, that I was worth taking the risk." He gave her his most beguiling smile. "Which I am, by the way, but she'll have to take my word for that."

"Yes, sir," said Carter flatly and in a way that suggested she wasn't planning on taking that risk any time soon.

"And with the other one?" The Hathi was almost jumping up and down in his seat with excitement. He flapped his hands at Daniel. "The young one? How would you seduce him?"

Daniel looked between Jack and the Hathi. "He…um…wouldn't." There was a hint of warning in the sentence which Jack seemed to take as a personal challenge.

The older man strode across to where Daniel was standing, talking to the Hathi as he did so. "Now, see, Daniel presents a whole different set of challenges from Teal'c or Carter. They're much more streetwise than he is and they have a much better head for alcohol than he does, and, of course, they also have a much better right hook than he does. So, the getting decked factor is much less of a worry with Daniel than with Teal'c or Carter. If I ask Daniel for a blow-job – you remember what a blow-job is, Hat?"

"Oh yes, indeed."

"Daniel?"

"What?" Daniel looked between the alien and Jack in surprise. "What?"

"You remember what a blow-job is from earlier?"

"I already knew what a goddamned…blow-job was, thank you, Jack."

Jack turned back to the alien. "As I was saying: if I ask Daniel for a blow-job, the worst thing he's going to do is tell me to get lost, whereas with Carter or Teal'c I'd definitely be picking my teeth up off the floor. And, possibly because he's an anthropologist Daniel doesn't have any cultural hang-ups about same-sex relationships, and possibly because he's been so starved of affection most of his life, Daniel responds very well to physical contact. So, those are all things in my favour. And, of course, there is the fact that Daniel gets drunk on one bottle of beer, something I know very well and yet which he never seems to remember, so he's very easy to manipulate into a more receptive physical state – you remember how we talked about alcohol as a tool in the art of seduction, Hat?"

"Oh yes indeed, fermented hops and grape juice as a means to lower the inhibitions of the object of desire. I have it all here." The Hathi patted the recording device by his chair.

Jack nodded. "So, Daniel is looking like a pretty easy lay at the moment, right?"

The Hathi nodded. "Yes indeed." He beamed at Daniel approvingly.

Daniel glared at Jack and hoped the man got the message in his eyes which was that he was going to kill him for humiliating him like this just as soon as they got back to Earth.

Jack continued equably. "However, this is where we come up against those difficult psychological problems the would-be seducer also has to overcome sometimes. You have to understand that Daniel is very hung-up on the people he loves leaving him behind. I don't know if it's because as a child he subconsciously saw his parents' death as a form of abandonment – something only increased by his grandfather's actual abandonment of him – or if it's just an inevitable response to the events of his life. But given that his parents, his grandfather and his wife all 'left' him in one way or another, one has to assume that anyone taking on Daniel as a life-partner is going to be getting a hell of a lot of tricky emotional baggage with him. We're talking someone with habitually low self-esteem who now actually expects to be left. You can see that makes him a hard guy to get close to…?"

The Hathi nodded eagerly. "Ah yes. His need to protect himself from further emotional harm would cause him to shut himself away from those upon whom he was most dependent."

"Exactly." Jack held up a finger. "Very Good. Hat. We'll make a Relate councillor out of you yet."

"Are you done yet?" Daniel demanded tautly.

Ignoring Daniel, Jack continued to talk to the Hathi. "So, you see, Daniel's not the easy option he first appears. Although getting him into bed probably wouldn't be that much of an IQ tester, keeping him there and stop him bolting the first chance he gets, is going to be a lot harder. With Teal'c and Carter, the tricky bit would be getting them to the bedroom in the first place, but the subsequent relationship would tend to be under pressure mostly from external factors: the Air Force being a huge external factor in each case. With Daniel, most of the problems are going to come from Daniel."

"But perhaps having been seduced Dan-iel would be able to overcome his insecurities…?"

Jack appeared to give the suggestion careful consideration. "Ah yes, the Damned Good Seeing To theory, as in, that's all Daniel needs to sort him out? Well, there's a chance it might work, of course, but I don't know if one could be sure. Hiding his clothes so he couldn't make a run for it the next morning before breakfast would probably still be a good idea."

He looked across at Daniel and he was exactly as he'd known he would be: mad as hell, terribly hurt, and with his arms wrapped around his chest. But, Jack hoped, he might also be thinking. Might have noticed things were not quite as they'd always been between them.

"You will demonstrate kissing now, yes?" The Hathi urged.

Carter intervened quickly. "Well there are all different kinds of kissing, Hathi. Social kissing. Family kissing."

"Romantic kissing. You will show me that?"

Sam mistrusted the Colonel's mood – he was behaving very oddly today, eyes all dark, cold and glittery as though he was pissed off about something and wanting to take it out on the world – and as Daniel had borne the brunt of his payback for them not believing he could deal with discussing mating rituals, she felt it was her turn. She turned to Teal'c. "Teal'c? Shall we?"

That was when she saw the expression on Teal'c's face. Surprise didn't really cover it. She turned her head just in time to see the Colonel advancing on Daniel and Daniel staring at him in disbelief. Daniel had always had very slow reflexes. In the same way he could never believe people really wanted to kill him, he obviously couldn't really believe Jack O'Neill was going to kiss him without so much as a by-your-leave.

Feeling like someone witnessing an RTA, Carter saw the Colonel grab Daniel by the shoulders and pull him in close, then kiss him. It was, she had to admit, an incredibly hot kiss; it started off forceful and determined, and then the hands on the shoulders slid up to fasten in Daniel's hair, the Colonel's tongue plunged deep and hungry, and then pulled back to a mumble across the mouth, a nibble of the bottom lip. The Colonel finished by brushing his lips across Daniel's as gently as a butterfly's wings touching the skin. Daniel was gasping with shock. Mouth open. Eyes open. Brain locked.

Keeping his hands in Daniel's hair, Jack turned and said over his shoulder, "Now see that was a softener. Get in quick and plant your flag. Let the guy know you mean business. Now you need to build on your advantage." He dived in for another kiss, Daniel stumbling backwards as the man pressed forwards, kissing him over and over, bruising his mouth with the force of each pounce, until he had steered Daniel towards a pillar and jammed him against it.

Use your knee, Daniel! Carter thought. She was very fond of the Colonel, but there were liberties and there were liberties and oh boy, this was really going much too far.

Jack was kissing Daniel anywhere he could taste flesh now. Eyelids, cheekbone, jawbone, pulling Daniel's head back so he could get to his neck and first kiss and then bite…

Daniel gave a little whimper of mingled pain, arousal, and confusion and Carter was aware of Teal'c starting forward and then stopping again. Glancing at the Jaffa to see if he thought they should interfere, she couldn't help noticing that he was not just fascinated and bewildered as she was, he was also turned on.

Jack grabbed the front of Daniel's t-shirt and tore, exposing more smooth skin that he could nibble and bite. Daniel was making inarticulate protests, "Please God, Jack…don't…please don't… People are… They can see… Stop…God…oh God…Jack…"

Jack was acting like he hadn't eaten in a month and needed to feast on Daniel, frenziedly kissing and nibbling his skin. When Daniel managed to get his brain to function well enough to send a message to his hands and he tried to push the man off, Jack grabbed his wrists and pushed his arms up above his head, holding them with one hand while with the other he began to unbuckle Daniel's belt.

"Oh boy…" Sam knew she should turn away but this was the most fascinating thing she'd seen since the Stargate event horizon and she just couldn't look away. But she must. She must. Daniel was her friend and he was being humiliated. The Colonel was going way too far and this wasn't funny. Determinedly, Sam wrenched her gaze away and stared at the pillars instead.

"Don't, Jack…Don't…Please, don't…"

Daniel was half-gasping, half-whispering it, and when she risked another look at him she saw he was totally out of his depth. It was obvious the Colonel was hitting bulls-eye after bulls-eye with Daniel's erogenous zones, leaving Daniel more and more brain fried with every nibble, lick, or kiss.

Still keeping Daniel pinned against the pillar, Jack glanced across at The Hathi. "Now, another advantage the would-be seducer has with Daniel is no one's ever given Daniel a route map to his G-spot so you can surprise him – frequently." For proof he leant forward and stuck his tongue in Daniel's ear.

Daniel shivered in submission to his hormones but tried to pull free. He said wretchedly, "Jack, don't do this to me in front of them. Please. Please…"

The last 'please' got through and Jack hesitated. He could feel Daniel's heart slamming against his chest, he had his own groin jammed against Daniel's and could feel how the younger man was as hard as he was. Daniel was sweaty with want but he was also on the verge of tears. Most importantly, Daniel still hadn't worked out this was a public declaration of affection; Daniel still thought he was being publicly humiliated. Releasing the younger man's wrists, Jack kissed Daniel's ear very gently and then whispered, "Daniel, I love you and I promise you I'll never ever leave you until you tell me you want me to go. I'm not doing this to hurt you. I'm doing it because I might never get another chance to let you know how I feel."

For the first time Daniel dared to look at the man who had been kissing him for the past five minutes. The tenderness in Jack's eyes hit him like a punch in the guts and he gasped and visibly swayed. Instantly, Jack's arms were around him and the man had a hand behind his head, pulling his face in against his neck, caressing his hair while his other hand rubbed his back soothingly. "I'm sorry, Daniel. Sorry to do it like this. But I never had the courage when we were alone."

"You bastard, Jack, you total bastard," Daniel breathed into his neck. "How could you?"

Jack kept rubbing his back. "I'm sorry, Danny, but it really was now or never and I couldn't bear the thought of it being never."

The Hathi said, "And now you will have sexual intercourse with him, yes?"

Jack looked over Daniel's bent head, still rubbing his back. "No. He wouldn't like me doing that to him in front of other people. It wouldn't be a nice experience for him. You wouldn't want me to do something to Daniel he didn't like, would you?"

The Hathi looked shocked. "No. Indeed no! Most definitely not. You have upset him, yes? Giving me this…demonstration?"

"A little."

"But you can…make things up to him?"

"Maybe." Jack deliberately didn't look at the man in his arms.

The Hathi frowned. "Then your seduction has…failed?"

Jack grimaced. "Hard to know at the moment, Hat. But I can't say it feels too much like a sure thing at the moment."

Daniel was still muttering, "Bastard…bastard…bastard…" into his neck.

Jack pulled a face. "No. Definitely not a sure thing."

* * *

Jack counted to ten and then rang the doorbell again.

"You want an unscheduled castration, keep ringing my damned doorbell, Jack!"

Jack thought about the swords on Daniel's wall. The way Daniel had been white-faced with anger all the way through the debriefing.

"So, let me get this straight, Colonel. As you arrived on PX6-823 you were taken prisoner by an alien who was only prepared to release you if you explained to him the…mating rituals of your species?"

"That's correct, General."

"Which you did?"

"Yes, sir."

"Before…demonstrating some of these rituals with the assistance of…Dr Jackson?" That was when the general had started to sound truly incredulous.

"The unwilling assistance of Dr Jackson." That had been Daniel's sole contribution to the conversation.

After an awkward glance at Daniel's set white face, General Hammond had turned back to Jack. "May I ask why you chose Dr Jackson to assist you in this matter, Colonel?"

Jack had shrugged. "Daniel's a civilian, sir. I figured he was the safest bet."

"The…safest bet?"

"Yes, sir. Didn't want to get myself or anyone else court-martialled, sir."

No, he hadn't really built too many bridges in that mission briefing. He had briefly toyed with the idea of making his passion public but figured there was a good chance Daniel would kill him if he did and so had gone for bland and reasonable. He didn't know if he'd fooled anyone.

He hesitated with his hand over the doorbell. Daniel had looked angrier than he'd ever seen him before and some of those swords were sharp. Then he thought about Daniel whimpering with confusion and arousal, groin so hard it hurt, his breath so warm against his neck. He rang the doorbell again.

"You son-of-a- " As Daniel yanked the door open, Jack pounced.

The last thing he wanted to do was hurt Daniel so he made sure he got it right, a hand cushioning the back of Daniel's head, a commando roll so he ended up underneath with Daniel's body cushioned by his as they hit the ground. From that position it was only a second's work to roll them both over again so Daniel was underneath and he was on top; Daniel a little breathless and shocked, but definitely unbruised.

Jack decided to start with kisses and then move on to explanations, but this time Daniel spat his tongue out of his mouth and twisted his head over to the side, eyes bleak. He said flatly, "What's the matter, haven't you humiliated me enough today?"

Jack stretched up a hand and gently stroked Daniel's hair back from his forehead. "I never meant to humiliate you and I'm sorry if that's how it seemed to you."

"You told a complete stranger all the reasons why you could fuck me any time you wanted. You felt me up in front of Sam and Teal'c!" Daniel jerked his head back to face him and Jack saw the anger and misery in his blue eyes. Daniel looked close to tears and turned his head away again so Jack wouldn't see them. He said quietly, "You can call it unbridled lust if you want to, Jack, but what you did to me today was a hostile act. That had nothing to do with wanting to have sex with me, and everything to do with wanting to punish me. It wasn't a friendly thing to do."

"I'm sorry." Jack told him. He reached up and took hold of Daniel's jaw, very gently turning his head back. "I didn't mean it like that. I just saw red when you said you understood mating rituals better than I do."

"Why?" Daniel stared at him in disbelief. "Why the hell should that bother you?"

"Because, Daniel, I have spent the past two months trying to get you to realise how I feel about you and you have missed every goddamn sign!"

"What?" Daniel blinked in confusion.

Jack sat up, got to his feet and then held out a hand. Dazedly Daniel took it, and Jack pulled him to his feet. He dusted him off apologetically. "Danny, I have been eaten up with passion for you. I have dropped hint after hint. I even took you on a damned date and you didn't even notice."

Daniel frowned. "The hockey game? That was a…date?"

"Yes, it was a date! I asked you to come with me. I collected you. I took you out. I got you drunk. You invited me in for coffee. You fell asleep on the goddamned couch!"

"Jack, we have done that about a million times before. How was I supposed to know that time was a date?"

"I bought you dinner. I paid you compliments."

"You bought me a hot dog and you told me you liked my hair better short."

It was Jack's turn to blink. "You remember?"

Daniel scratched his jaw awkwardly. "Yeah, I remember."

"So when you invited me in for coffee…?"

Daniel shrugged, "Nothing. I invited you in for coffee. I thought you'd drunk too much to drive home, that was all. I knew you weren't interested in…"

"What, so you were?" Jack had pounced on the sentence before Daniel could complete it.

Daniel considered the point, and then held up a finger. "I'm still mad at you, by the way."

"You're in love with me." Jack felt as though a huge weight had fallen from his shoulders.

Daniel backed up. "I never said that."

"You're in love with me too."

Daniel backed up further. "I never said…"

Jack grabbed him by the shoulders and yanked him into his arms. He kissed him over and over, kissed all the resistance and anger out of him, kissed him until Daniel was drunk on his kisses and swaying with the after effects. Then he kissed him some more.

Daniel blinked drowsily and looked up at the man who was so tenderly nibbling his bottom lip. "Damnit, Jack. Don't you ever ask?"

Jack collected his thoughts. "Sorry. Daniel, can I kiss you?"

"No." Daniel made an attempt to regain his self-control, wriggling out of his embrace and pushing Jack to arm's length. "You can go away now and come back tomorrow."

"Or we could have sex?" Jack suggested hopefully.

Daniel held up a finger. "No, we definitely can't…" He faltered, memories of Jack's groin jammed against his resurfacing, the man kissing and nibbling and licking him all over. Involuntarily, his gaze went to the bedroom door. It was very close. Ten steps and they could be in there. He considered the point. "Convince me you're truly sorry for what you did and maybe I'll let you stay the night."

Jack made to dart forward and pull Daniel into his arms again but Daniel's admonishing finger warned him not to. Grimacing, he slammed on the brakes. "Do you know what it does to me to be this close to you and not able to touch you?"

Daniel shrugged. "Tough. Give me one good reason why after all the crap you pulled today I should forgive you."

"Daniel, I'm going to have to suffer on every mission where we can't make love. I'm going to have to suffer every time I have to go to Washington and am away from you and we can't make love. I'm going to have to suffer every time you get so wrapped up in a damned artifact you forget I even exist and I'm stuck at home in my lonely bed wondering if you've met someone else. But there is no reason why either one of us needs to suffer tonight…?" Jack held out his hands. "How am I doing so far?"

Daniel waved a hand. "Good line of argument but there's something missing…?"

"I'm truly sorry for everything I did today you didn't like. Good enough?"

"I've heard better."

Jack took a step forward. "Oh yes and by the way I love you."

"You…what?" Daniel gaped at him in confusion.

"Love. You. Truly, Madly, Deeply, the whole shebang. Now can we have sex?"

Daniel looked at him narrowly. "I've heard much better."

"But good enough?"

Daniel sighed. "Good en-" Jack's mouth was on his before he could finish the word, the man's hand clasped to his head as he made determined efforts to suck the lungs straight out of his chest.

Clothes were shed en route for the bedroom, a blind struggle against unwieldy zippers and unhelpful buttons, as they tried to undress without breaking their kiss. They fell onto the bed with their pants around their ankles and didn't even bother to struggle out of them properly, Jack immediately pulling down Daniel's boxers and clasping his hands to the younger man's ass, pulling that groin in tight against his. Two minutes of the most pleasurable writhing and squirming Jack had known in a long time swiftly followed; their groins jerking against each other frantically while they kissed; Daniel whimpering with pleasurable excitement to a counterpoint of Jack's husky groans. As Daniel arced, gasped, and came, Jack felt the pleasure shoot through him at the sight and he climaxed with a shudder, his face pressed into Daniel's neck.

There was a long silence punctuated only by them gasping for breath. "Well," said Daniel after a ragged pause, "that was different."

Jack reluctantly rolled off him and they lay on their backs next to each other on the bed. Squinting downwards, Jack saw two flaccid cocks and two pairs of ankles tethered by a bodge of pants and boots. He realised he still had his t-shirt on, as did Daniel. He cleared his throat. "Um…Daniel. Maybe we should have another go at that. See if we can do it naked this time. Maybe try a little…foreplay?"

"Right." Still breathing heavily, Daniel sat up and began to pick at his bootlaces. "Naked. Foreplay. Then the same again, right?"

"Or we could try a variation?" Jack also sat up and began to pull off his boots.

Pulling off his right boot, Daniel frowned at him sideways. "Variation?"

"You were listening to that lecture I gave the Hat Guy, right?"

"To some of it."

"Only some of it?"

"Well you went on and on, Jack."

"Damnit, Daniel, I was just trying to walk you through your options."

Daniel blinked. "What you're expecting me to try out that…weird stuff?"

"There was no weird stuff."

"Tying your partner to the bed? Eating ice cream off him? Blindfolds?"

Jack looked at him curiously. "That doesn't turn you on?"

"No. Or – maybe – yes – I don't know!"

Jack gave a big contented sigh. "Okay, Daniel. Well you sat your theory pretty well this morning and although there were definite lapses of concentration, I'm going to award you a B for that part of the exam."

Daniel pulled off his other boot and tossed it onto the floor. "Oh, you are?"

"But to receive your certificate, you also have to pass your practical."

"My…practical?" Daniel pulled off both his socks and threw them into the corner.

"Sex Education. Mating Rituals. Specifically late twentieth century experimental male sex. And I warn you I'm a low marker, so you're going to have to really impress me if you want to get an A."

Daniel kicked off his pants and his boxers with a definite flourish and then rolled onto his side. He noticed that Jack was also naked and Jack's groin was sitting up and taking notice. It was also on a level with his mouth. Hadn't Jack said something about a blow-job back on that planet…? He lifted his head and looked the older man in the eye. Jack was simmering with desire. That was good. That was very good. Daniel still felt Jack deserved to be punished and making Jack sweat all night – albeit in a very good cause – seemed like a good way to punish him. Come morning those old knees were definitely going to be feeling their age because no way was Jack getting any shuteye tonight.

Daniel gave the man a sideways look from under his eyelashes and was pleased to see that cock get hard all at once in response. Oh yes, he definitely had all Jack's attention now. "Haven’t you read my file, Jack?" he enquired innocently. "My school reports? College reports?"

Jack was already moving towards him, ready to scoop him into his arms for a kiss. Daniel decided to allow the liberty, just this once. "What about it, Daniel?"

As the man made to kiss him, Daniel put a restraining hand on his chest, holding him off just for a second. He looked up at him as seductively as he could. "I always get an A…"

The End

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