G12672
Not_Uberche
rank: | Conscript |
points: | 0 |
occupation: | Something other than a teacher... um... a terrorist? |
location: | Not Nanjing, CN |
biography:
I am not Uberche reborn, I am a different entity housed in a different meat sack.
My Biography as written by Dilated_Rebel.
Read it. Learn it. Love it. Kill for it.
You are a moron, from what I know, you weren’t even on GNN more than 6 months ago. I remember quite frankly you stating earlier this year you were in High School, my take an American H.S.
So your probably more worried about your prom than any other “revolutionary” meddling.
Unfortunately he was wrong. I am not worried about my prom. My prom will be KILLER!!
currently reading:
Mad Magazine. Cracked. Amazing True Tales of Science Fiction and other assorted highschool novelas.
currently watching:
American Idol
Friends
GNN’s hiliarity
currently listening to:
I am a High School student so um… The Monkeys? What do kids these days like anyway?!Imean… what do me and my homies like these days?
The Dog House
A Book of Face?
I’d be worried except I pretty much assume they know everything about everything they want to know anyway… Still pretty messed up though.
I SAW TRANSFORMERS!
So I went to get some movies yesterday from my local pirate shop in China and they had a surprise for me! An early released copy of Transformers!!! Fucking right my friends! I saw the movie EVERYONE is on about! And let me tell you IT SUCKED!
First off they got the name wrong at the title, they mispelled it Transmorphers! I mean that’s just amateurish… But that was just the begining, they took the story of The Matrix and just retold it with transforming robots instead of crazy computer world people. Last remaining group of people hiding underground while the top is taken over by robots, though I’ll give htem one point for creativity, atleast they changed it a little and made the Robots the ones who killed the sunshine, I guess to make the humans depressed or something, though just being in this shithole of a movie should have been enough…
But atleast it had kick ass CGI right? Well guess what! They seemed to have thrown out all thekick ass CGI from the trailers and replaced their 3D people with retarded monkeys. The only transforming your goign to see in this movie is this giant kick ass robot who could just walk through enemy fire like nothing who than transforms into a giant cannon which apparently is explosive to the touch as one fire of a gun and BOOM that fuckers done.
I can’t begin to describe my anger and disgust over the chop job they have given this amazingly kick ass part of my childhood…
Oh and Optimus Prime, yeah I guess he ended up on the cutting room floor, maybe to make room for some more scenes of people waving guns around pretending they are firing except… WHOOPS they forgot to include the blue gun fire CGI so they just look like retards who haven’t noticed they forgot to turn off the safeties on thier guns…
The Moral of the story here; CHinese shop keepers are dirty dirty liars who should be punched in the balls when I go back there next time.
Oh but I did find this rather… fitting… From the IMDB Transmorphers page
“Plot Synopsis:This plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis “
haha indeed… indeed.
Say what you want about China...
Say what you want about China but here’s how you stop corporate criminals. They kill other people through their actions or inactions, you impose the penalty for murder.
Of course if they were actually serious about stopping all the bribery and corruption there wouldn’t be many politicians left… in any country.
Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime,
unless you’re a
conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness and
you need our prayers for
your recovery.
The United States should get out of the United
Nations, and our highest
national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions
against Iraq.
Government should relax regulation of Big Business
and Big Money but crack
down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the
pain of illness.
“Standing Tall for America” means firing your
workers and moving their jobs
to India.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her
own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions
affecting all mankind without
regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of
homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise
the troops in speeches
while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless
you someday run for
governor of California as a Republican.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents
won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our
long-time allies, then
demand their cooperation and money.
HMOs and insurance companies have the interest of
the public at heart.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care
to all Americans is socialism.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk
science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad
guy when Bush’s daddy
made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business
with him and a bad guy
when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden”
diversion.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an
impeachable offense. A
president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid
defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named
in the Constitution,
which include banning gay marriages and censoring
the Internet.
The public has a right to know about Hillary’s
cattle trades, but George
Bush’s driving record is none of our business.
You support states’ rights, which means Attorney
General John Ashcroft can
tell states what local voter initiatives they have a
right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital
national interest, but what
Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is
communist, but trade with
China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of
international harmony.
More Fun with Jesus
StumbleUpon has really been feeding me a lot of anti-Christian sentiment lately… I think they are trying to tell me something.
Limits on picture sizes is stupid… how do I make it all show? I’m so confused and alone… Maybe Jesus can help me!