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Niggers love Watermelonz

just another myspace photo

If only!

Nigra at a museum.

Music from a saner, more civilized age.

Nigga or alternatively, Nigger is a term of endearment for the half-ape, sub-human creatures devolved from chimpanzees who eat fried chicken, watermelons and collard greens, write songs about raping white women and stealing welfare checks from invalid grandmothers so they can pretend they bought those plastic spinning hubcaps they stole from other niggers to pimp out their stolen 1974 Cadillacs. Break dancing was invented by niggers stealing hubcaps from moving cars. Niggers are lazy, dumb, and most of all, they smell even after taking a shower. They pretend to act civilized, but quickly give up the ghost when offended and resort to their monkey instincts by getting drunk on Colt 45, Olde English, or any other cheap ass Malt Liquor, smoke menthol cigarettes, weed and crack cocaine, followed by raping white women and throwing their own feces as their tree-dwelling monkey predecessors. Nigger women, when challenged, will take off their earrings, shoes and bling as their brains are not big enough to know this has no fucking effect whatsoever. Niggers speak an abomination of a language they call ebonics - which is nothing more than gibberish filtered through thick, rubbery lips. Because of the prevelance of violence in black society, 9 out of 10 blacks will be gunned down before the age of three.

[edit] History

A real life nigga, approach with caution

Cain't nobody tell dem apaht.

Niggers are part of an essential diet for red herring.

Sim Nigra

Busts Grease!

Niggers were invented by our very drunk God after having lost badly at a poker night with Buddah, Satan, and whatever deviant gods the towel-headed Arabs claim to worship in between camel buggering. The first niggers were created from turds taken from dingy, smelly peat bogs located around Dundee, Scotland, to be used as slaves to make white people's lives easier and find a market for the watermelon, a vegetable posing as a fruit that normal white people would never eat. It is also believed that a big piece of shit, shoved up an orangutans pussy before being fucked by a skunk, evolved into the nigger and subsequently the brown color of the species because of the genetic structure of the piece of shit combined with the skunk cum in the orangutan pussy. Soon, the niggers discovered ancient texts that taught them to use the dark side of the force. It corrupted them, giving them unspeakable power as well as their characteristic dark color and smell. The white man recognized this threat and waged war on the niggers for over 9000 years. Utilizing its superior numbers, the white man defeated nigger-kind and stripped it of its power. After three hundred years of deserved servitude, most niggers were freed by a coalition/conspiracy butthurt liberals (Abraham Lincoln) and accidentally freed niggers (Martin Luther King) who took advantage of the Confederate States of America and the failure of ten million inbreds to keep five million niggers dumb and happy picking cotton and eating watermelon. Or it may have been space aliens impersonating both, for all we know. Sometime in the late 20th century, the niggers renamed themselves as niggas, in a vain attempt to shed their truly shitty history. It didn't work, as shown by the saying "you can take the nigger out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the nigger." Niggers nowadays use their newfound freedom for constructive purposes such as robbing liquor stores, shooting each other with Tec-9's, raping white women, and wearing clothes that are about ten sizes too big..

[edit] The Lord Byron Version

When, long ago, the gods created Earth;

In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.

The beasts for lesser parts were designed;

Yet were too remote from humankind.

To fill the gap, and join the rest of Man,

Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.

A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,

Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.

[edit] And another

To any man who knows Mankind

'Tis Just, and Apt, and Fit

That Nature in her wisdom

Made Niggers the color of shit.

[edit] Niggers in ancient times

A lot of niggers believe that the ancient Egyptians were actually niggers. Yeah, right. Like a nigger can figure out how to mummify something. Or build a pyramid. Or make a chariot. (Though there are numerous hieroglyphic records of chariots being stolen by what the Egyptian cops called "baboon people," there are no records of niggas with Egyptian drivers licenses or chariot insurance. Some things never change.)

Another common nigger belief is that the ancient Greeks were just a bunch of fuck-tards until they stole the niggers knowledge and got uppity. Nobody ever 'splained to the niggas that if somebody steals your knowledge, you still have it. There are no confirmed records of niggers ever having any knowledge at all, with the notable exception, during post-Civil War reconstruction, of knowin' how to steal watermelons from Whitey's fields.

There is some evidence to suggest that Niggers were once capable, intelligent, and able people until the galatic dark matter deity NiSLaniF imprisoned them and subjected them to hundreds of thousands of years of elitist Sociological diatribes, causing thme to rebel by willfully abandoning complex verbal communication.

It has frequently been asked why there were no niggers in the cartoon classic The Flintstones. It's pretty obvious—in those days, niggers were still monkeys.

[edit] The Term And Its Meaning

iFrican.

Niggers get a medal for each white wimminz they rape

Typical Nigga

The word "negro" was originally the second letter in the Greek alphabet (then called the "alphaneg" due to its first two letters). This fell into disfavor when Greek scientists realized it should more accurately be the last letter. The letter "negro" was slowly phased out of the alphaneg and the rest of the alphabet shifted over to take its place.

"Nigger" was originally a positive friendly term at least 100 years ago (read Mark Twain books and E.S. Nigger Brown Stand). Then it changed to have an archaic definition as a pejorative. This old usage was mostly localized to North America as an insult to people with dark skin. This archaic usage is still used by American blacks who haven't gotten over their victim complex and by American whites (often college professors) with the baggage of liberal guilt. With the spelling altered to "Nigga" due to ebonics linguistic requirements, it is now considered friendly term among blacks, and a verbal request to be murdered if said by whitey and/or wetbacks.

"Nigger" can refer to any black person, but it is more commonly used to reference a piece of shit black person who spends all his/her time standing on the street corner drinking malt liquor, smoking crack, and figuring out how to kill you and take your stuff. (The more specific term "Thug" or "Gangsta" refers to a negroid who feels the need to act like a hard-ass all the time for no apparent reason.) Such "street niggers" are the bane of all civilized people, and especially of black people who have made something of themselves (civilized black people are actually OK).

Using this word is popular amongst white, upper-middle class youths hopelessly addicted to Myspace, many of whom have never seen or interacted with a black youth outside of a Taco Bell, Jack In The Box or Kentucky Fried Chicken drive-thru.

[edit] Alternative terms

Many niggers are offended by some of the terms referring to their race (but not if they are used by a nigger). If you choose from this list, you might find one that the niggers you're talking about doesn't mind hearing: African-American, afro-American, ape, Aunt Jemima, black, blackfella, blood, bluegum, boy, breed, bro, brother, buckwheat, chimpanzee, colored person, community member, coon, cotton picker, crackhead, darky, Democrat, double nigger dropout, dude, dusky, gangbanger, ghetto rat, golliwog, gorilla-in-the-mist, 'groid, han'kerchief head, high yaller, ho, homeboy, homie, Homo Africanus, inner city resident, inmate, jig, jigaboo, jive talker, jungle bunny, kurojin, mallate, mammy, melanin addict, minority, Miss Ann, moolie, Moor, mud person, muthafuckah, my man, nappy head, negro, nigga, nig, niggah, nigger, nig-nog, nigra, noir, n-word, parole violator, perp, person of color, porch monkey, Rasta man,black cunt, soul negroid, fuckin' niggas Rastus, 'roid, Sambo, schwartze, schvoogie, sharecropper, shine, shooter, sister, slave, Son/Daughter of Ham, Soul Brother/Soul Sister, spade, sparkling wiggle, spearchucker, spook, stupid son of a bitch, suspect, token, Uncle Remus, Uncle Tom, unwed mother, urban, watermelon eater, welfare recipient, wog, woolly boo, Zulu. Look HERE for many archaic terms for various shadings of the breed.

[edit] Nigger language

Most black people were too derro to learn proper english so they are practically impossible to understand. example "hello my name is jamie" converts to "YO YO YO wazzup bitches and bitchets me names jamie c, respectaz or ill pop a cap in yo' white ass foo'!" Typical nigger's burns consist of putting random words together. Examples include "yo ol' burnt skittle lookin azz" or "poptart frostin' bald head." After the niggers burn on each other every other nigger laughs as loud as possible for 20 minutes with their hands in front of their mouths in an idiotic way and then start shooting each other over drugs.

[edit] Nigger Jokes

There used to be thousands of these, all of 'em ROTF funny. But when niggers renamed themselves as "niggas," all the niggER jokes were deprecated and gradually withdrawn from the market. Today they are no longer supported. If you can find some of 'em in the Wayback Machine, you'll laff your fucking white ass off. Niggers are too stupid to understand them, but they'll go all outraged on you if they hear or see the n-word. (Yes, there ARE a few niggers that can read!)

[edit] Negro Fun Facts!

Did you know that... ... if you are white, you owe all black people "reparations"? Now gimme dem sneaks, bitch! in TV and movie cop shows, the black suspect is always innocent? lily-white, upper-middle-class Jewesses are sexually repressed and can only be "liberated" by a generous dose of big black dick? if you are a white or azn student and you score better than a fellow black student on a standardized test, it's because of 400 years of slavery keeping the black man down? negroes are weirdly attracted to the colour teal? Check it out: menthol cigarette packages are teal, black strippers use teal panties, and most new pro sports franchises pick teal as one of their team colors in order to attract sports-obsessed Negroes. niggers are related to Sparkling wiggles? the ACT and SAT are racist against blacks because their scores are lower than those of humans? Not all black people are niggers? A few are useful and are bequeathed with the honorable term Uncle Tom. It's the nigger equivalent to being knighted by the Queen of England. the reason why so much good stuff comes from China and Japan is that these countries have no niggers it's slightly better to be a nigger than a fag because niggas don't have to tell their parents?

PROTIP: Should you happen to purchase a nigger, please consult your Nigger manual.

[edit] Where Can I Find Niggers in the Wild?

A nigger in its natural habitat.

Typical African baby (See AIDS).

Negropet.

Sandy Coon?

What's the matter, niglet?

The first place you can go to find Niggers interacting with nature is either Africa or Ireland. However, since both of those parts of the world are complete and total shitholes, you'd probably be safer sticking to the North American continent for your Nigger watching and field work.

The indigenous sub-species of Niggers, Homo Nigereus Americanus (subsp. Muthafuckah), can be found by staking out and observing the areas around any KFC or Popeye's fried chicken stands, any burning trash can, outside the doorway of any welfare office, on the porch of any apartment or tenement building, or seen running from any mugging and/or rape victim. If you wanna see the Official 2000 U.S. Census of Niggers, look HERE.

Until Hurricane Katrina in 2006, between 75% to 95% of all North American niggers could be found in the inner regions of shitty-assed U.S. cities—in Nigger Population Centers or NPC's of the following cities:

[edit] Major NPC's

• Gary, IN (84% nigger infected. Holy shit!)
• Detroit, MI (82% nigger infected)
• Memphis, TN (79% nigger infected)
• Newark, NJ (77% black power)
• Birmingham, AL (73% nigger infected)
• Jackson, MS (71% nigger infected)
• Opa-locka, FL (70% nigger infected)
• Pine Bluff, AR (66% nigger infected)
• Baltimore, MD (64% nigger infected)
• Atlanta, GA (61% nigger infected)
• Richmond, VA (57% nigger infected)
• Camden, NJ (53% nigger infected and 44% of them are dead broke!)
• Cleveland, OH (51% nigger infected)
• Philadelphia, PA (44% nigger infected)
• New York City, NY (only 28% is infected with niggers, but there's 2.3 million of 'em)
• Compton, CA
• East St. Louis, IL (Yes, Illinois)
• Long Beach, CA
• Oakland, CA
• St. Louis, MO
• South Central L.A., CA
• Oak Cliff/South Dallas/Pleasant Grove, Dallas, Texas

[edit] Special NPC's

[edit] Cook County, IL

There were 1.4 million niggers in Cook County, Ill., as of July 1, 2005. Cook led all the nation’s counties in the number of people of this racial category.

[edit] New Orleans, LA/Houston, TX

Following the bathing of New Orleans, those niggers that didn't get thrown out with the bathwater were dispersed across the country much in the same way rats leave a sinking ship. The majority of them wound up in Houston, where a rather unusual event has occurred. Normally, due to an effect of the genetic aberrations introduced during the two botched breeding experiments, niggers tend to be very territorial creatures, going into a rage at the first sight of another nigger in their dumpster, or at the sound of another nigger flashing his bling bling from the window of his pimped-out ride. However, the arrival of the NOLA niggers into the Houston area has caused the local niggers to forget their territorial habits, and have actually joined together in efforts to eradicate the NOLA invaders before they have a chance to lay claim to even the most unwanted, run-down slum in south Houston. As one nigger gang leader told a local news reporter, "Dee enemy of mah enemy, he's be's mah bro, muhfuggah. Werd is bond."

[edit] Washington DC (61% nigger infected)

While DC is a major Nigger Population Center, it also rates a Special Case classification as it is currently the only NPC in the world where more Niggers are imported than are born there. This is due to the fact that most politicians, civil service workers, and others associated with the government bring their Niggers with them when they move to DC to collect their graft.

A similar situation existed in Tanzania, Dark Continent, in the middle of the 20th century. White bitch Jane Goodall spent 45 years alone with 150 Gombe chimpanzees, studying them and trying to improve their lives. A few of the chimps learned rudimentary human social skills, but not a single one ever learned to read, write, or understand human language. The males tried hard to copulate with Ms. Goodall, but were never successful. This led to her most famous accomplishment, the coining of the phrase "chimp dick, limp dick." Later on, Whitey gave her many honors and raised her chimps to the status of beloved beings, just as LBJ did with the Negroes in the early 60s.

[edit] Jail (38% 47% nigger infected)

In 1980, there were 143,000 black men in prison and 463,700 enrolled in college. In 2000 there were 791,600 black men in prison and 603,032 enrolled in college. During the intervening twenty years, 17 black men actually graduated from college. Thousands were paroled or released from prison, but most of those were shot by cops or their fellow niggers. The rest returned to prison within six months. Slowly but surely, the niggers are finding their place, which basically be incarceration of one sort or another. About 10.4% of the entire African-American male population in the United States aged 25 to 29 is incarcerated, by far the largest racial or ethnic group. Up, you mighty race!

[edit] Africa (99.9% nigger infected)

Other than jail and the cities listed above, Africa is the largest NPC. Because the niggers there haven't been improved by interbreeding with humans, these countries provide wonderful insight into the Negro mind and culture. There are very few population figures for Africa, for example, because the mind of a nigger has an extremely difficult time with numbers, or what they call "maff." Many niggers are able to count to five (the number of players on a basketball team), but anything bigger they consider to be "a gang" if black, or "ofay" if not. When population figures exist for African Negroes, the story behind the numbers is typical of niggers everywhere.

Take Nigeria, for example. The population there is 140 million, or roughly half the population of the United States. Unfortunately, the niggaer doesn't know how to build or produce anything, so like every NPC, Nigeria and Nigerians are poor, poor, poor, poor, poor. Did you ever buy, use, eat, or see any single thing that came from Nigeria, other than the occasional college student? I thought so. What's that tell you about the nigger's ability to cope with the challenges of the 21st century? Unless the Afriniggers find some way to sue the U.S. for reparations, them muthafuckas is gonna keep starvin' an starvin' and starvin,' until all of them dies, lookin' thinner than the fucking Sudanese.

One benefit of Afrinigga cluelessness is a fine record of highway safety. It is impossible, for instance, for a Nigerian bridge to collapse like that one in Minnesota. The niggers, though they live in a land full of rivers, have never learned to build a bridge, let alone inspect it once it is built. Neither have they learned to swim or build boats. Concrete highways? Fugeddabahtit. To the nigger mind, it's MUCH safer to depend on foot transportation and cowpaths than to adop Whitey's ways wif pavin' an shit. Also, you don't get busted fo stealin' cars.

[edit] Montana (0.3% nigger infected)

Only 2,692 niggers in the whole fucking state! Only three niggers for every 997 whites! Less in numbers and percentage that any other state in the union! There's more than 2,692 niggs in any two block area of DC Southeast. Montana would have even fewer black folk if they weren't needed in barbershops to shine Whitey's big fucking cowboy boots.

This nigg-free paradise is followed closely by Idaho, Vermont, New Hampshire, the Dakotas, and Maine. None a them states has much that a nigger would want to steal, I guess. They all pretty damn cold in the winter, too. Niggs hates cold.

The most nigger-free big cities are Phoenix (5% nigger infected), San Diego (7% nigger infected) and San Antonio (8% nigger infected). If them places were cold in the winter, they'd have fewer niggers than Montana.

[edit] Breeding Habits

Niggers instinctively date fat chicks.

Can you spot the two niggers hiding in this picture?

As part of the efforts to keep the nigger population under control, as well as reducing the need to import watermelons from foreign sources, niggers are now required by Federal Law to breed only in Atlanta during Spring Break. Not that they pay any attention to this law any more than they do any other law.

During the official nigger mating season, the nigger performs a fantastic mating ritual to locate a victim. First, said nigger smokes a shit load of weed. Then, the nigger hides in a mud puddle - years of evolution allow the nigger to simply blend in. After spotting the perfect white woman (niggers never mate with their own kind, since all niggers secretly wish they weren't niggers), they jump out of the puddle and beat the innocent woman to the ground. After letting the woman beg to let her keep her virginity, the nigger proceeds to pound her in every possible opening, after which the nigger kills its forced mate for fear of its natural enemy, child support.

Niggers fornicate heavily, similar to bonobos. The only nigger no other nigger will ever fuck is Dave Adams. Therefore he cannot continue the bloodline. Which is no biggie. He is 900 years old and made of radiation. His height is unknown, for the only people who know him only have seen him on MSN display pictures, which were closeups. Also, he is immortal. p.grayburn@gmail.com

In spite of the U.S. breeding restrictions, many American Niggers find ways to reproduce offshore. Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver Hines Ward is an example of a successful Nigger/humanoid hybrid...his daddy a nigger serviceman, his momma a Korean woman (a nigger will fuck anything that moves, even if it's a respectable citizen of an ally of the government they serve). Hines, instead of building TV sets in Seoul for two dollars a fucking week, is the highest paid member of the most famous team in the NFL(Nigger Felony League). He can catch and hit hard like a nigger, but he runs elusively like a skittering little Chink. The combination is deadly for opposing defenses.

[edit] Negro Sexual Morality

Ain't none.

[edit] Natural Enemies

Gallagher, natural enemy of the Nigger due to his part in the destruction of their favourite foodstuff.

Rednekmon's evolved form, Klansmon

Instinctive hatred

This nigger is speaking in a language commonly known as "ebonics".

A message from your local Coon

Yo I herds dat u lyks mudkipz

Even cats can be niggers!

Important contribution from niggers to society.

Black, Jewish, one eye, married a shiksa

A properly configured nigger.

Tarbaby

Mmmmm!!

Truly a brave white man

Arguably most widespread natural enemies of niggers are the common street cops or sheriffs, also known as "pigs", "blue devils", "the Man", or "the police" (po'- leece, in Ebonics). Cops are known to hunt for niggers on a continual basis not because they are racist but because 99.9 percent of crime is done by—you guessed it—niggers. To a cop, trying to bust a non-nigga for a crime like shooting at a barrel full of fish in hopes of nailing a duck. Niggas are the broad side of a barn when it comes to violating the law.

When a cop sees a nigger, he or she immediately pulls it over if driving, or stands it against the wall if afoot. An arrest almost always ensues, with the nigger proclaiming its innocence and the cop making up a story to prove the niggers guilt. Often the process includes a platoon of cops beating the shit out of the nigger, then agreeing on the story they will tell in their reports and later on in court. Sometimes the nigga gets shot or otherwise killed, but this is not often enough to help in the fight against crime.

Another natural predator is the KKK. Although most experts agree that the average Klansman is a minor genetic offshoot of a redneck, Niggers fear the KKK more mainly because they are not only capable of slaying the god of niggers, Colonel Harlan Sanders and the famous nigger Martin Luther King, they are also capable of getting away with it until they're too old to get convicted because lifers don't like raping their cellmates if they're old enough to be their grandfathers.

However, the main predator a nigger has to defend itself from on a daily basis is, of course, itself. Niggas, as part of their territorial traits, will try to kill any other nigga that violates his space, disses his rep, fucks his ho, or any other violation to his dingy personage. If they can't kill another nigga, they'll steal his meager belongings, especially if those belongings were orignally stolen from Whitey. Most biologists and behavioral scientists believe that this need for niggas to kill one another is nature's way of keeping the population under control as best as possible, considering the nigga's reproductive capacity as demonstrated by all the fatherless little pickaninnies running around in the ghettos.

In a peculiar turn of nature and society, the nigga is often its own natural enemy. If a nigga is actually guilty of doing harm to other niggas, like shooting them, stealing their money, setting up crack houses in their neighborhoods, and so forth, the other niggas refuse all aid to the cops who are trying to end their oppression. This nigga "don't snitch" policy has two benficial effects: First, it lets the perp keep shootin', stealin' and dealin' crack, which pushes the nigga community ever downward into the muck. And second, the absence of nigga prosecution witnesses in court encourages the legal system to incarcerate shitloads of niggas regardless of their guilt; this has the effect of greatly reducing the number of niggas on our streets and in the breeding population. And that's a good thing.

[edit] The Nigra Civil Rights Movement

For a while, niggers were slaves because God created them as n00bs who couldn't and didn't read the fucking manual and failed to tech up. They later corrected this, but still remain behind in the tech race.

Despite their being freed by whitey, there was racism. For instance there were pools that nigras weren't allowed in. First nigras tried passive non-violence, but they were just thrown out of the pool by racist mods who falsely accused them of blocking. So nigras like Malcolm X organized nigras into groups like The Black Panthers and then they went and blocked the pool. This worked better, but still racist mods kept throwing them out and banning them. Finally, niggers got together in mass, called for b/lackup, and did a million man march. After satellite imagery proved there were only 720,410 niggers who participated in the march, Congress passed a law punishing the nigger for their being uppity by banning them from all Denny's restaurants in the US.

Niggers were lynched in the 1800's and early 1900s because they are well hung. Today they are still lynched, but only on special occasions such as Rodney King's Birthday or a Fat Albert marathon on BET. Instead of being grateful, they still want moar.

Niggers also have contributed to culture. While whites found (because only blacks can steal) jazz and rock & roll, niggers invented a type of music that contributed to American culture: the synthetic drumming. Not a drum sound, but a drumming, with all the unwanted crap like vocals and melody removed, just boom-boom-boom that is played very loudly from car stereos and in coondos. Note that niggers also have a natural instinct that allows them to play bass guitar at the expert level by the time they are old enough to try out for the latest version of Boyz 2 Men or any other synthetic nigger boy band.

An important part of the Civil Rights movement was the NAACP, an organization famously started by white people, then taken over by the niggs. The original meaning of "NAACP," forged during the civil rights struggles of the 1950s and 1960s, was "Niggers Ain't Acting like Colored People." There was too many lulz in it, so Sambo changed it.

[edit] Black History Mumf

In 1976, a bunch of niggaz decided to set aside a mumf (month, in Standard English) to demonstrate to the world that Africans and peoples of African descent had contributed to the advance of history. Knowing that there actually were no such contributions, and that nobody would be interested if there were, the niggas chose February, the shortest, coldest, and most miserable month of the year.

Now, every February, schools, libraries and other governmental offices put up displays purporting to honor nigga contributions. The actual contributions of the race, (to brutal sports, popular music with filthy lyrics, and criminality of all sorts), are taboo, of course. So well-meaning white folk show off a few niggas who assisted Caucasian do-gooders in freeing the Nigga from slavery (BIG fucking mistake, Whitey!), the guy who invented the traffic light, the handful of niggas who knew how to write books, and a few other made-up stories about nigga accomplishments.

For 28 days, school kids and others laugh at the pathetic nature of the race, and at the end of the mumf, everything is put away for another year.

[edit] Niggers try to Ban their own Name

On July 9th, 2007, a bunch of niggers at NAACP thought that if they symbolically buried the word nigger, people would stop using it. As soon as this was broadcasted, everyone in the world cried out "NIGGER!", proving that even stupid shit like this will not ban a word. Sorry niggers, you'll never win. Niggers try to ban their own name because they crash into each other and output poop to pull off a poop orgy.

By July 10th, the famous n-word done return from the dead, an fasten itsef onto peeps lak Jesse, Sharpton, Michael Vick, Halle, an so forf. Dat muthafucka sho be hard to kill!

[edit] Surviving a Nigger Attack

Niggas even steal from other animals.

Many people install nigger alarms in their house for protection.

First of all, if they are trying to invade your pool, give up now. You're fucked. So is the pool.

That being said, A nigger will attack a man if they are startled, need money, or if direct eye contact is made. The best way to avoid danger is to avoid the nigger or by playing fetch with them using fried chickens.

As you walk or travel through nigger territory, and if you can not see more then 50 to 100 feet in front of you, call out every few minutes until you enter a clear area. Some people call out, others sing, some wear nigger-bells. The point being is to make a lot of noise. In most cases the nigger will run away in a state of confusion.

If you see a nigger, talk to the nigger; study and utilize the standard Nigger Apology. If this is ineffective and he begins speaking in retarded, low-pitched ebonics, talk to him in soothing tones about things he is familiar with, such as muh dick, rap music and bling. Don't talk too soothingly, or he may thing you are trying to be all gay on him. Niggers are known for being very sensitive about their supposed "manhood". Make sure he sees you. Hold you arms high above your head. this will make you look like a much bigger to him. Continue to talk and slowly back away. If you run he will chase you. Niggers can run and jump extremely fast.

If the nigger lunges at you, jump into water (niggers are horrible swimmers). If you are in an area without water (such as the ghetto or the desert plains of Africa) run in a zigzag motion towards a police station or the white part of town. This will surely confuse him.

Whatever you do, DON'T climb a tree. Niggers have had plenty of practice at this sort of thing, as their tree-climbing instincts were honed to a razor edge deep in the jungles of Africa.

Another popular defense against niggers is to carry nigger spray. This has soap and water in it which niggers hate. If you spray the nigger he may change his mind or break off an attack; although he may become infuriated and enter a furious black rage.

Stay away from niggers. Many tourists think they look cute and like to get close enough to take a picture. Do not be stupid! Also remember that a niggress with baby niggers is very protective and dangerous and may attack even though you think you are a safe distance away.

Do NOT feed a nigger your change, no matter how much it begs. This will only attract even more niggers. Many AIDS outbreaks have spread into otherwise clean areas just from niggers being attracted to the sound of loose change. Do your part to keep the epidemic down.

[edit] When Niggers Attack

[edit] Nigger Fights

give em niggas what they deserve

PROTIP: Search for "nigger fights" on YouTube for hours of family fun!

[edit] "Impo'tant" Racist Niggers

Niggers constantly bitch like butthurt fags about being discriminated against, but in reality they are just as racist as your average nigger-hater.

"Andrew Young, the American civil rights leader, UN Envoy and former Mayor of Atlanta who was hired by Wal-Mart Stores to improve its public image, has resigned from that post after telling an African-American newspaper that Jewish, Arab and Korean shop owners had "ripped off" urban communities for years, "selling us stale bread, and bad meat and wilted vegetables."

"Khalid Abdul Muhammad, the founder of a racist Black supremacist (yeah, you read right) party said about a Black man who killed innocent White people on a train "I love Colin Ferguson, who killed all those white folks on the Long Island train. God spoke to Colin Ferguson and said, 'catch the train, Colin, catch the train.'" He was loved by other Black racist organizations until he died in 2001 when his heart tried to climb out of his chest because it couldn't take him filing it up with pure hatred, and AIDS anymore."

"You see those are the people who have been overcharging us," he said of the owners of the small stores, "and they sold out and moved to Florida. I think they've ripped off our communities enough. First it was Jews, then it was Koreans and now it's Arabs."

Niggas have strong backs and nappy heads that make for sturdy steps as your ethnic group climbs up and over them ascending to greater prosperity.

Racist niggas like red mustang can also be found on Livejournal.

[edit] Testimonial

"I was raised to and thus used to believe in the equality of races and imagined that black people were like other normal,ordinary human beings, until that is ... I actually met them... jeezus fucking christ almighty... fucking niggers.. something is so totally wrong with them..... ruin it for themselves and everyone else as well... sombody do something pleeze"..

"I went to a high school with 635 white kids, 3 Asian kids, 2 Spanish kids, and 1 Nigra. Mind you one could not really refer to this one black student as a "nigra" since he was drawn far away from the rest of the Nigra community and never picked up their habits. I had always wondered why people were racist toward black people since they seemed to act like normal human beings, obviously basing my opinion off this sole black student. Then I moved to the South. What. The. Fuck. It took not even a week to realize why Nigras were so hated down here. Always bitching how the white man is keeping them down and then holding out their hand for a wellfare check. I'm still trying to figure out what the deal is with always acting like a hard-ass for no fucking reason. Who are you monkeys trying to impress? Pull those mother fucking pants up and pronunciate when you talk, I can't understand that Nigger jargon. Seriously though, Atlanta, that place needs a nuke dropped on it. Give it a few years and we can plow everything over and rebuild a new city that's worth a damn surrounded with some Nigger-proof fencing."

[edit] Famous Nigras

Look, there are 35 million niggers in the United States alone. Every level of government has a shitload of programs to help advance them in society, as does every company that does business with any one of those governments, every college and university, every professional sports team, and just about every enterprise with over three employees (and not just limited to shoe shine stands). But nearly every one of the 35 million niggers is either in jail, doing something that will land them in jail, fucking up the place they live in, wasting thousands of dollars that Whitey spends to educate them, suing their employer for 'scrimmination, applying for government benefits, sellin' drugz, or some other worthless/antisocial pursuit. The ones in college are mostly majoring in Black Studies, which mainly fills their nappy, limited-capacity heads with stories of 500 years of slavery at the hands of the white man. This qualifies them to sue the people that hire them, to lobby for reparations, and to work for the release of every nigga in every prison everywhere. (He didn't do it.)

In spite of this thoroughgoing worthlessness, a few niggers manage to rise above the slime at the bottom of the cesspool and become known in the world of humans. All of them are listed below. Less than a hundred famous niggers out of a population of 35 million, and that's stretchin' it. These few heroes done threw off their chains an' BECOME somebody!

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[edit] Nigga Lih-trih-chur

For more information on the nigga culture, visit BlackNificent

[edit] Videos

The Amazing Racist makes fun of niggers. This ones a must see.

[edit] Got Any Footage Of A Nigger In Its Natural Environment?

Here's two clips from YouTube, where you can always find more footage of Niggers interacting with and destroying nature than Animal Planet dares to show:

NIGGERS ON STEROIDS http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=17044

First, a young Nigger makes tender love to his sweetheart. Gentle, sweet,
and articulate -- a true nigger Lothario.

Same nigger, different circumstances. Don't you just LOVE how smooove
he is??? He one highly refined muthafucka!

A different nigger who likes to get his groove on.

He's Boss

He's black, y'all.

Typical Nigger behavior

Jigga Jones...America's #1 Nigga!

[edit] A Day In The Life of a Nigger

Though it is not certain when or where this nigga was at. It is possible that seeing a nigga is a dream

[edit] Made For T.V. Version

The made for tv version that was aired on KPBS's "Ronny Reagan's House"

[edit] Dancing To Jamacian Music Only Bix Nood Would Understand

[edit] Finishing up the day

Niggers aren't afraid of heights anymore. =) Watch this rare footage as this nigger defies the laws of physics outside of a basketball court, and suprisingly in a local convinience store.

[edit] Nigger Anatomy

crazy ass 'ho right the'e

[edit] Crazy Racist Nigga

[edit] A Visual Guide to Niggas

Fun Nigger Fact #7	Fun Nigger Fact #9. Her ass is the same color as her poop. MY MILKESHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD	Fun Nigger Fact #35	Around blacks, never relax!
Niggers vs. Steamroller			And nothing of value was lost.
	Nigger + Fire = ARRAARRGGHHH
		From the "Black Panther Coloring Book": "The Black Panther thinks and loves black people."	Cocaine-crazed negroes of 1904 (and 2007)
When the Niggers take over America			You gotta admit...
No cannibalism yet, but the rest came true pretty much as advertised

[edit] Ooo Lawdy, I gots me uh Galleree

Unemployment is a serious problem for niggers, especially when technology comes around	On average, niggers think about chicken every 7 seconds.	The Black Panthers organizing rallies and protests	Cereal aimed at the urban demographic.
This Nigga Be Trippin'!!	Ving Rhames knows racism	Dogs can also be niggers.	Nigga Milk
Niggers must steal at least one bike a day to stay alive.	Kramer...not a fan of niggas	NIGGER!!!1	A delicate period piece showing the touching inner soul of an African American
How niggers use computers.	got guts?	Niggas LIKES big butts.	Even Mickey Mouse hates niggers.
Wrong Location Nigger	A religious nigra	How to catch a nigger	Niggers can express happiness and satisfaction in a variety of ways.
SICK!	When you run out of fried chicken...	this nigger crack whore will suck your dick dry for a quarter	The average black mother.
Niggas sometimes steal wiki articles.	Ferreado.	Don't know nothin'.	They don't make cartoons like this anymore.
Not even animu is safe from niggers.	A brutha so poor he couldn't afford a hat.	2 average niggers.	Why are there a lot of single black women having kids? Mystery solved!
OH LAWD I'M GONNA PORK ME SOME WHITE WIMMINZ.	Some niggers are self-hating.	Can a nigga get a job?	What else would a nigga pull out of his fridge?
Two Niggas	YUMMY	niggas luv they chikkens	Stereotypes aren't always correct...wait...
Niggas often kill each other with Gunz.	POOL'S CLOSED	White brothers, do not breed with lower races because this may happen	Even in Linux, Niggers cant do shit!
Hangout with a nigga.	Did you mean...	a niggaz reaction when they dont have fried chicken for more than 5 seconds	A nigga's greatest fantasy.
Niggas tend to walk around with guns & 35 lb. weights. WTF	Niggers have boom cars before they can even drive.	Fried chickenz iz gewd.
OH NOES BLACKS HAVE INVADED OUR FANDUMBS!!!	Silly pope, niggers have no soul.	A typical nigga's quest item.	Average everyday nigga child.
LAWD AH MUST EAT CHIKIN'!!	Oh Lawdy!(he exclaims to his prey)		TYPE: Beak (Nigga/Flying)

[edit] Frequently Asked Questions About Black Folks

CLICK HERE to see de FAQs.

Humans are genuinely curious about their close relatives the Niggas (but not that close, Nigga—keep your fucking distance!). Nigga and related terms consistently rank among the most frequently searched topics on Google, Ax.com and other search engines. Many universities have entire departments devoted to the study of Niggers and their ways, typically staffed with Niggas and a few white keepers/overseers. CLICK HERE to see a compilation of some of the most frequently axed questions about these fascinating near-primates.

[edit] See also

• Famous Niggers
• Nigga FAQs
• Nigger pig
• Jena Six
• Happy Negro
• Black chicks
• Black People Love Us!
• Jay Bundy
• Jenkem
• Niggardly
• Nigga Know Technology -- niggas also know how to write boring blogs
• Nigger Manual
• NO NIGGERS
• P.A. Palace
• Rykoshet - Gun-arm wielding nigger
• Slavery
• The Great Black Dick Hoax
• Chocolate rain
• Bomani Armah
• Wrong Location Nigger
• Ireland
• Chink aka. yellow niggers

[edit] External Links

• Nigga Stole My Bike
• A song about their town.]
• Even niggers have websites!
• Boss Nigger. Shows what niggas really want to do.
• pwn them for the lulz, they r so niggtarded