Archives
Champagne --- January 31, 2009
Baby Beck! --- January 1, 2009
Crazy Talk --- October 17, 2008
195 Days To Go --- September 10, 2008
Knock. Knock. Who's There? --- September 9, 2008
Attitude of Gratitude --- May 31, 2008
So Not Off the Charts... --- May 14, 2008
OMG TTC IS SO OOC --- April 24, 2008
Brown Skin Lady --- March 11, 2008
Go Go. Go Shorty... --- February 12, 2008
America Don't Worry Israel Is Behind You --- December 21, 2007
Like Daaamn That's Hot... --- September 29, 2007
It's Going Down Like London London London --- July 19, 2007
Shorty & Mercy in NYC Part 2 --- July 19, 2007
Shorty & Mercy in NYC Part 1 --- May 25, 2007
A Thunder Clap Hey --- May 24, 2007
"Out With a Boom?" --- April 25, 2007
Don't Muddy Yourself Up --- March 14, 2007
Oprah Keeps Saying This is the Year... --- February 26, 2007
Keeps Happening... --- January 19, 2007
Racist! --- January 17, 2007
Happy Happy New Year! --- January 3, 2007
The Exorcism of Melissa Dawn --- January 3, 2007
Gorbachev Is Hot --- December 8, 2006
Ajax --- December 5, 2006
Helping Babies --- November 22, 2006
Forever 21? --- November 14, 2006
Yessssssss! --- November 9, 2006
True Story --- November 7, 2006
The Dash --- October 22, 2006
Hot Open-Faced Turkey Sandwich --- October 4, 2006
Karma is a Bizzle* --- September 24, 2006
"The word for today is J.O.B." --- September 3, 2006
You Say I Only Hear What I Want To --- August 3, 2006
And Scene... --- July 24, 2006
Synergy, I Need Your Help --- July 18, 2006
Baltimore Terror --- July 14, 2006
Tryin' To Catch Me Ridin' 30 --- July 3, 2006
Matt Lauer Did Need Some Socks Too, But... --- June 16, 2006
Goldie Hawn? --- June 5, 2006
Raccoons and Revelations... --- May 22, 2006
Sucka... --- May 18, 2006
Preserving His Sexy... --- April 29, 2006
99 Products --- April 20, 2006
99 Problems --- April 19, 2006
Unless Your Name Is Jacinda Barrett... --- April 5, 2006
The Tiffany's Scandal --- March 23, 2006
I Am The Undiscovered Supermodel! --- March 9, 2006
Bust Up In Dat Ass Wit Da Resurrection --- March 3, 2006
MyNewSpace --- February 15, 2006
LeVar Burton --- December 1, 2005
RIP Mr. Miyage... --- November 25, 2005
The Amputee --- November 14, 2005
The Nelson Twins --- November 2, 2005
My Mom's Cooler Than Yours, I Think... --- October 17, 2005
Cyber Whore --- October 3, 2005
I Love Fan Mail --- October 3, 2005
Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam Featuring The Full Force --- September 22, 2005
R U Going Straight To Hell? --- September 21, 2005
The Downtown --- September 20, 2005
4-Eva --- September 19, 2005
Explanation of Missing Dog Story... --- September 15, 2005
"President Bush Does Not Care About Black People." --- September 8, 2005
Mirna Be Cheating... --- September 8, 2005
Perms & Bowties --- September 6, 2005
New Orleans --- September 2, 2005
Swimming Is For Assholes --- August 29, 2005
Scott Bayou? --- August 18, 2005
Driven --- July 27, 2005
The Kidney Song --- July 21, 2005
Ugliest Face Ever --- July 20, 2005
Bravo! --- June 29, 2005
Wear Your Roller Skates Today --- June 29, 2005
Gross --- June 28, 2005
Klymaxx --- May 26, 2005
Paulatics... --- May 5, 2005
Pearls... --- March 28, 2005
Not Your Average Ho --- March 3, 2005
Like My Body? --- February 7, 2005
Hello Hate Mail... --- January 9, 2005
Googlin' Fool --- December 7, 2004
Who Am I? --- November 18, 2004
Lionel is Totally On Fire Lloyd Banks! --- October 12, 2004
Do You Really Want to Make Me Cry? --- October 12, 2004
Nothing But Death Will Keep Me From It! --- September 13, 2004
You Can't Smack Flavor Flav in the Face with No Pocketbook! --- September 8, 2004
The Irony of It All: They Live in a Bank. --- September 8, 2004
Zero Carb Catfish... --- September 3, 2004
X FLORIDA X --- August 16, 2004
I Bet You Think This Song Is About You --- August 9, 2004
I Don't Even Like Tombstone Pizza --- August 2, 2004
Help Me Help You. --- July 23, 2004
Humping Screech. --- July 20, 2004
I Hate Paper Gowns --- July 20, 2004
Gay Pride --- June 18, 2004
Sometimes I Go Out... --- June 11, 2004
I Gave Birth to Prince's Love Child --- June 6, 2004
Pee, Parking Tickets & Prince --- June 5, 2004
Wake Up (4x) It's the First of the Month! --- June 1, 2004
Old Lady Real World --- May 10, 2004
Miz on Wild On! on E! --- May 6, 2004
Best News Ever! --- May 4, 2004
Dilly Dally --- April 30, 2004
What is a 745? --- April 26, 2004
Story I So Shouldn't Share --- April 26, 2004
Minty Fresh Ideas and Stuff --- March 9, 2004
Melissa Will Kill You --- March 8, 2004
Prom So Doesn't Have to Suck --- March 7, 2004
Better Than Peeps --- March 4, 2004
The Baddest Birthday In All of the Motion Pictures --- February 17, 2004
Obrigada Brasil! --- February 10, 2004
Norman's Website --- January 15, 2004
Coral, Coral, Coral --- January 14, 2004
In 2003, Michael Jackson Actually Said "Doodoo Feces..." --- January 5, 2004
Speechless --- December 20, 2003
Deck All the Halls Though!? --- December 7, 2003
Warm It Up --- December 6, 2003
Real World Hook Ups --- December 5, 2003
If There's One Spark of Hope... --- November 24, 2003
Mercy Mercy Me... --- November 17, 2003
! --- November 2, 2003
Candy Land --- October 28, 2003
Shorty & Mercy! --- October 27, 2003
The People That You Meet Each Day... --- October 20, 2003
Good Old Chuck --- October 15, 2003
She Speaks From the Heart --- October 11, 2003
Don't You Recognize Me? --- October 7, 2003
Livers & Gizzards --- September 19, 2003
The Gauntlet --- September 16, 2003
Moving On Up --- September 15, 2003
Fool --- September 11, 2003
Lambda Lambda Lambda --- September 11, 2003
Wanksta --- September 4, 2003
Shia LeBeouf Probably Likes Rabbits --- August 30, 2003
Stolen Manolos! --- August 18, 2003
Blackout! --- August 15, 2003
Overrated --- August 12, 2003
Hooters Girl --- August 9, 2003
Trapper Keeper --- August 9, 2003
It's Not The Green Tom Show --- August 7, 2003
She Said Doobie --- August 4, 2003
Love/Hate Relationship --- July 31, 2003
Germs --- July 30, 2003
Go Away! Not You. No, You! --- July 25, 2003
Technology is the Devil -- Straight Up. --- July 12, 2003
You Can't Say That --- June 25, 2003
Her Name is Elyse, Not Anna Rexia --- June 22, 2003
Have You Seen Him? --- June 20, 2003
BFTP: Two Trains Passing in the Night --- June 16, 2003
Hair We Go... --- June 14, 2003
I. Came. To. Write. --- June 9, 2003
Logorrhea --- June 8, 2003
The Wedding Video! --- June 2, 2003
You Can Have a Piece of My Love --- June 2, 2003
Ruben Is My Mother F&^%$! Yeah! --- May 22, 2003
Pain Does Exist in This Dojo... --- May 21, 2003
It's a Small Real World After All --- May 15, 2003
This Is Why We Need Gun Control... --- May 14, 2003
Not Necessarily Off the Heezy Baby... --- May 7, 2003
Dumbo --- May 1, 2003
Yeah! --- April 28, 2003
I Heart Hello Kitty --- April 22, 2003
Dying on National Television Would Suck --- April 21, 2003
Life Is Just Too Short, What Am I Doing? --- April 18, 2003
Poor Man's Fear Factor --- April 15, 2003
My Mama's Tooth Part 2 --- April 13, 2003
My Mama's Tooth --- April 12, 2003
Camouflage Puffer Jacket --- April 8, 2003
Yo Mama --- April 8, 2003
Gunzzzzzzzzz... --- April 1, 2003
Celebrity Sightings --- April 1, 2003
Leave Veronica Alone Already --- March 25, 2003
Last Night's Oscars --- March 24, 2003
Celebrity Sightings --- March 23, 2003
Shock and Awe? --- March 21, 2003
I Lived To Tell --- March 18, 2003
Information Overload --- March 17, 2003
Stop, Drop and Rolling With Laughter --- March 11, 2003
The Battle of the Opposite Sexes... --- March 4, 2003
Real World This, Challenge That... --- March 2, 2003
Favored, Popular, Preferred, Well-liked! --- March 1, 2003
Dave Chappelle's The Mad Real World --- March 1, 2003
Be Careful, B. Trendy and Other B Words --- March 1, 2003
Burning Questions --- February 26, 2003
Muh Shet Tee --- February 24, 2003
Celebrity Sighting and Filipino Folks --- February 22, 2003
Celebrity Sightings & The Men That Ax Me Out --- February 20, 2003
Puck's MTV Cribs Episode --- February 20, 2003
Ice Ice Kill Me --- February 17, 2003
Nothing Really --- February 16, 2003
Cubicle Job --- February 15, 2003
The Tooth, The Whole Tooth, Nothing But the Tooth --- February 14, 2003
I Didn't Party, No Bacardi on My Birthday --- February 13, 2003
We Run From The Cops --- February 13, 2003
Creepy Coincidence --- February 7, 2003
Ooh, You're In Trouble --- February 6, 2003
The Consequences of Silence --- February 6, 2003
Puck's Insane Wedding --- February 3, 2003
Inquiring Minds Want to Know --- February 1, 2003
Just Kick Me in the Chest Two Good Times --- January 31, 2003
Are We Only on Episode 4? --- January 27, 2003
Teck $ & The Ion Lifesaver --- January 27, 2003
T Town Represent --- January 27, 2003
Ludicrous! --- January 26, 2003
It's in the Game --- January 24, 2003
Conversations with the Creator --- January 24, 2003
Favorites RIP? --- January 21, 2003
Ridonkdonk Celebrity Sightings --- January 20, 2003
Feel Free to Just Make Up Vocabulary Words --- January 20, 2003
System of a Down Sings Toxicity, Right? --- January 19, 2003
A Celebrity Couple Sighting --- January 17, 2003
Tampa --- January 15, 2003
Laterrian Leaves, I Yawn --- January 14, 2003
What's Poppin' Tonight? --- January 13, 2003
My Commentary on MTV's Website & Then Some --- January 13, 2003
First Impressions --- January 13, 2003
Me? Do the challenge? I guess, man. Is there air conditioning? --- January 13, 2003