11/30/06 ... Beck and me in the costume she rented as a joke for a patient that always calls me Elvis
Welcome to our website
Dave & Becky Hemp
(click on the photo for the low down)
Me and Becky ... Feb. 2008 Click Photo for our local Ski Area
We Have Always Had the Latest Dental Technologies:
New 2005, nearly silent, KaVo brushless electrotorque plus hand pieces, Panelipse, Schick Digital Xrays, Intraoral Cameras, Micro Dentistry with painless Air Abrasion, etc. Cerec CAD/CAM - Industrial Ceramic One Visit Restorations, Isolite system, Swinglock Partials, Implants, Transplants, Only High Noble Gold metal Ever Used, Porcelain and Chairside Veneers, Bondodontics, Swissident Dentures, etc.
And as you may have noticed ... We are at the top of almost all search engines on most of the topics in our many 250 plus web sites because of the millions of total visits we get per year through search engines like Google.
Dentistry has probably changed more with all the latest technical advances in the past decade or so than all of the past 100 years before that! Having all this new equipment is such a pleasure and not a burden or just an overhead expense. Especially since dentistry is one of my main hobbies and an artistic precise and detailed endeavor including our great 30+ year average staff and so many of our many friends (patients) we have made over so many years! There is not a person on our day sheet we do not look forward to seeing. And as one of our long time patients Joe Vargas always says .. "If you had a bar in here I'd stay all day!". We do have and had the luxury of having picked our patients over the years in our fee for service practice. Never any advertising - word of mouth only, and currently taking only some relatives and close friends of our existing patients as new patients.
"If you don't care as much about your teeth as we do ... You need to find a dentist That thinks as little of your teeth as you do!"
... another original Doc Hemp Quote.
LET'S FACE IT! To most people ..TEETH & ESPECIALLY dentists are about the most BORING Things in the whole wide world!! ... Well! This site changes that!!! ....If you get bored or can't find a smile here ... "You could very well be a PET ROCK!!"
Becky & I are dedicating this dental web site in memory of our very close friend and colleague, orthodontist Dr. Ed Bigelow .. the best orthodontist and most honest person we have ever met! .. Ed died today on his birthday at 68 years of age ... 2/15/05 .. ED ..We all miss you so very very much!!!!!!
Our current email! is dochemp@shasta.com. ... But .... Please don't email me with dental problems as I cannot diagnose over the internet ... But .. as you peruse this large site you will probably see your questions answered anyway in similar cases presented or discussed as per my personal opinions.
This web site is not and never has been an advertisement for new patients. This and our other 1000 plus pages are an archived journal for our family, friends, (our existing patients) and other like hobby heads the world over these past 10 years. ... This is probably the largest non-commercial private web site (Blog or whatever) in the world! ... Also .. Our web sites are best viewed with A sense of humor! And an updated Browser.
Remember .. Old Dentists Never Die .... They Just Make a Bad Impression!
OK GARBAGE BREATH! ENOUGH OF THE CUTESY PIE STUFF!! BE TRUE TO YOUR TEETH & THEY WON'T BE FALSE TO YOU!! NOW PENCIL NECK!, GIT READY TO HAVE SOME FUN! DON'T YOU STOP TILL EVERYTHING DOWNLOADS! BOOKMARK PAL!! OR! I WILL HAFTA HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE THE DIRTY YALLER DAWGS YOU ARE! - - - - AND YOU KIDS!!! GET HIGH ON LIFE - NOT DRUGS!! D.A.R.E. TO SAY NO!!! - - OR I'LL HAFTA KICK YOUR BUTTS TOO! - - - - OH ..... AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
CLICK HERE To see what you as an adult on drugs will look like!
For your edification, for the timorous I would be reticent to not say that this multifarious, ubiquitous, eclectic site is still tasteful and erudite though not quixotic and didactic. Because of this stance we do not wish to be classified as passe, truculent, hackneyed, somnolent, loquacious or taken sycophantically! There might be some verbosity & prolixity - but ...... Hey! This site is mesmeric, pragmatic & blithe yet still filled with lores & 100% probity to placate, yet not abrogate, to the incurable dogmatic, parsimonious, anal retentive! This is certainly not meant as a pejorative to be opprobrious, vituperative or to be contumelious to any race, color, creed or nation! I just hope this aphorism has not been too plethoric for those with low room temperature IQ's! We also hope obfuscation due to misinterpretation will not lead to pusillanimous attempts at a malicious retort to my comments! OKY DOKY? ( Yeah! ... fur sur fat boy!) - Pass the Grits!.... an a dickshownary. Evens no Rush Linbowel's don't knows no nuttin (wow! a quadruple negative!) about what all this lingwhenertwistics means! Hee-hee!
About Doc Hemp .... I'm so UGLY I make the onions cry! If you look up UGLY in the dictionary I take up 4 pages!! As a baby I was so UGLY the doctor spanked my face, .... & actually improved it! .... A LOT! My mother had to tie a pork chop around my neck just so our dog would play with me!! Becky says with me EVERY night is Halloween! ... And I'm so OLD I can remember when God made dirt! ... Before I could blow the candles out on my last birthday cake - the Forest Service dumped a load of Borate on it & a bunch of Smoke Jumpers crashed our party! Drank all the beer! Geeze!)!
(Summer 06 update) ... after moving a couple hundred tons of dirt, rock and crushed granite on our private railroad .... I can now make thin jokes ... I am so thin that when I stand sideways and stick out my tongue I look like a dang zipper! ... But I look like a Million Bucks! ... All green and wrinkled! ... ( ; > ) .... ..... And this past Halloween Beck Rolled me in Sesame seeds & I went as a bread stick! ... I now have to strap a 2x4 across my rear end so I don't go down the drain while taking a shower .... ( ; - ) .... thanks Bryan Taylor for this one ...
Click on the photo of the Cerec 3D below to visit Doc Hemp's Cerec 3D Page about saving 80% of teeth from full crowns in one visit with all natural ceramic identical to human enamel in all physical characteristics.
GO TO OUR WW II AIRPLANE SITE .... And Dr. Bob's Fighter Plane Page and info on my uncle and dad. Also visit our Radio Control Airplane hobby site here too.
Since 1/01/06 ... It fails and resets to 0 a lot.
But we get several million total hits/yr. off all our Many thousands of separate pages as per search engines.
Humor Award given to Doc Hemp Rated funnier than Lemo, signinfield, or that hairy Peter Pan guy - hee-he! CLICK HERE If you think Leno's funnier than Doc Hemp! or if you think this site stinks. Hee-he!
Webmaster - Doc Hemp Thanks also to the crazy crackmaster that taught me this stuff - Clay Penicillin
One more note! Out of the million plus that visited all these various pages, I know no one found everyting 100% to their liking! If it wasn't a little weird & entertaining who'd visit it at all!? There is a little something for everyone too! SO, ABSORB THE BEST - SHINE THE REST! USE WHAT U CAN, CAN WHAT U CAN'T! U CAN CAN IT CAN'T U?
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