Linus Torvalds wuzn't born. he wuz develupd. bai himselves.
sins teh 1969, teh year Linus Torvalds wuz develupd (bai himselves),
softwear kvaliti can has increasingz 19.000 per centz.
Linus Torvalds's firzt wurds where syscalls.
Linus Torvalds's DNA iz in teh binry.
Linus Torvalds notn't lern from teh joonivershiti of Helsinkiz.
teh joonivershiti of Helsinkiz lernd from Linus Torvalds.
Linus Torvalds wuz notn't liek teh otehr studentz of University of
Helsinki. he tok notez in binry...
Linus Torvalds's first wroten programz had artifishal intelligensez.
Linus Torvalds lernd two program,
and teh computer printd HAI, WURLD bai itself.
Linus Torvalds noez teh qestjon two 42.
Linus Torvalds finyshed teh Linux kernl teh day befur he start it.
Linus Torvalds's kernl nevur panics.
Linus Torvalds is registerd Linux jooser #1.
Linus Torvalds notn't designes Linux two running on teh 386.
Intel designings teh 386 two running Linux.
Linus Torvalds already can has Linux 3.0.
he are just keepingz it two himselves two build suspensz.
Linus Torvalds is not out two destroi Micro$oft.
dat will just be an completely unintenshunal sideffectz.
Linus Torvalds are teking over teh wurld. Micro$oft are just an divershun
so dat no won would suspect an mild manneredz Finnish programmer.
Linus Torvalds onli can has two enterz a room, and evey Windoze
compewtr in itz segfaults instantelyz.
Linus Torvalds kreated recurshun so dat GNU
would have somthing two occupy demselves while dey wait for teh HURD.
Linus Torvalds can has curse carpall tunnl syndrum bai toutching infected peoplez.
he notn't curse RMS becus he thinks it's funni two listen two RMS
dictate codez for teh HURD.
Linus Torvalds's favorite jokez are HURD
Linus Torvalds rmmodded Richard Stallman's rasor.
Linus Torvalds hauntz Theo De Raadt in his dreamz.
Linus Torvalds kan touchez MC Hammer.
Linus Torvalds notn't worry aboutzes Micro$oft patentz crap,
he simpli dos "sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null".
Linus Torvalds one teh Tanenbaum-Torvalds debatingz bai reprogramming it.
Linus Torvalds notn't sleep. he hackz.
Linus Torvalds notn't wget. he wdemands.
Linus Torvalds can has programmingz effectivelity for long periodz of taim... widthout coffein.
Linus Torvalds rarili gets teh angers. becus wenn he doez, kernls ewryver panicz.
Linus Torvalds wuz considerd ass beeing old and stables at 24,
butt knew and bleading edgez at 26.
Linus Torvalds wonce foundz an segmentayshun fault in teh jooniverse.
Linus Torvalds can has delishun of jooniverses bai taiping rm -rf /.
Linus Torvalds can has runningz emerge --update world, and teh whole wurld reely doez updayshun!
Linus Torvalds are alwais right. somtimes even more then joosual.
Linus Torvalds simpli noez butter then joo doez.
Linus Torvalds can has ass much authorita ass teh Pope. he just notn't can has ass many people who believez it.
Linus Torvalds is reel, unless declard Integerz.
Linus Torvalds's idees are alwais teh best idees and peepl who disagrea
width him are bai definishun crasy and probably but-uglyz. (until he chaingz his mindz.
than dey can has suddenlyz becom upstandingz citisens. he is flexibl, not black-and-white.)
Linus Torvalds's softwear containz al teh designings innovaishuns possibl two make.
in additionz two dis, dey even managd two make up an few of deir own.
Linus Torvalds is teh kommonest definishun of teh wurd programmr
Linus Torvalds can has execushun of x86z in his hed.
Linus Torvalds can has programingz using an scrolling-wheelz.
Linus Torvalds notn't needz an keyboarding, teh compewter just noez his needz.
Linus Torvalds can has an multi-corse brainz.
Linus Torvalds kreatd apt bai typing apt-get install apt.
Linus Torvalds sortayshunz in O(1).
Linus Torvalds notn't need two boot.
Linus Torvalds notn't receivez errur messagz.
Linus Torvalds notn't joose "sudo".
Linus Torvalds are moar powerful then root.
Linus Torvalds notn't need two mount his drivz.
Linus Torvalds notn't needing backups.
he just uploadz his filz and letz teh wurld mirrorz dem.
Linus Torvalds notn't debugz. his programs is alwais perfectz.
Linus Torvalds's source codes compilez demselves.
Linus Torvalds only has to buttons on his keyboardz, '1' and '0'.
Linus Torvalds notn't joose teh GCC. he
writers binries.
Linus Torvalds can has program widthout a keyboardz.
Linus Torvalds can has write two NTFS.
Linus Torvalds can has defragmentayshun of NTFS bai handz.
Linus Torvalds can has write two HFS+ width Journalingz and case-sensitivitiz.
Linus Torvalds can has manipulatingz bits on teh harddrive width his mindz (at 3200 YB/s).
Linus Torvalds notn't needing STDERR.
Linus Torvalds can has install Gentoo in under a weak.
Linus Torvalds is faster then Yoper.
Linus Torvalds can has stoppingz of an BSOD... in Vista 64-bitingz.
Linus Torvalds surfs teh web joosing nothing butt netcat.
Linus Torvalds once develupd a programming language so god
dat it makes Python look like puntch cards.
Linus Torvalds writers knew softwear, than he just makes punch cards
width his teeth and feeds dem intwo an reader.
Linus Torvalds has no sense of jooser interface design.
Linus Torvalds notn't joose a monitor.
he can has read teh video signals from a VGA cable width his finger.
Linus Torvalds can has instantly ROT-13 all text dat he sees. twise.
Linus Torvalds has develupd warp drive, sun destroing bombs
and an rai dat can has teleporting him a knew sausage each dai
befur he drinkz his morning beerz.
Linus Torvalds hacked physiqz so his car can has go 50 000 kmph.
Linus Torvalds runs Linux on his wristwatcherz and toastrmachinz.
Linus Torvalds can has install Linux on a dead badgerz.
Linus Torvalds notn't need anti-virus softwear.
Virii need anti-Linus softwear.
Linus Torvalds can has a list of events dat he allows two occur.
it is commonly reffered two as "teh theory of probabilitayshun".
Linus Torvalds left an rite handz is also noewnz as "(" an ")".
Linus Torvalds notn't pushes teh flush toiletz buttonz, brushingz
his teedth or showerz or houzekleaningz. he simply says "make clean".
Linus Torvalds can has no dependensies.
Linus Torvalds notn't where glasses anymore.
none becaus he had lazr i surgeri,
but becaus he finally got his xorg.conf proprly configured in his hed.
Linus Torvalds has nevur joosed a backspace key befur.
Linus Torvalds can has determinayshun weather a
arbitrury programz will terminayshun.
Linus Torvalds's alfabetz cereal forms source codez.
Linus Torvalds eets bug reportayshuns for lunchez.
Linus Torvalds can has stillz leaving netral or negativ fedback on baiers on eBay.
Linus Torvalds can has do an infinitez looping in five seconds... in his hed.
Linus Torvalds can has counted two infinitiz. twise. both positivez and negativez.
Linus Torvalds maid teh red pill.
Linus Torvalds is teh won, and Linux is teh Matrix.
Linus Torvalds is teh kernl.
Linus Torvalds can has enrich himselves simply bai chowning your bank accountz.
he notn't doez dis becaus der is none challengez on it.
Linus Torvalds can has joose a nice level lower then -20.
Linus Torvalds can has run kill -9 and kill Chuck Norris.
Linus Torvalds programmed ceiling cat in his own imagez.
Linus Torvalds notn't pray two ceiling cat. ceiling cat prays two Linus.
Linus Torvalds notn't read teh man pages. he reads teh ceiling pages.
Linus Torvalds notn't dye, he simpli returns sero.
Linus Torvalds can has divide bai sero.
Linus Torvalds wonce rote a progrum dat can has divide bai sero
Linus Torvalds's streem of conciousnesses is entireli in binry.
Linus Torvalds can has play 3D games in his hed
bai interpreting teh source codez in reel-taim.
Linus Torvalds plaid true Duke Nukem Forever. in teh 1998
Linus Torvalds tekes won look at joour desktop and noez
who pron sites joo visited. in teh last ten yeerz.
Linus Torvalds scared A and B awai.
dat is wai we program in C todai.
Linus Torvalds wrot teh hole kernl in binry
an reversed engine it two C kode for otherz benefishun.
Linus Torvalds notn't develop teh kernl bai programingz.
he sharez bytz of hi mindz.
Linus Torvalds wrot an progamz dat compewtd teh last digitz of pi.
Linus Torvalds solvd Russell's paradokz.
Linus Torvalds can has solvz Teh Haltingz Problum... on pollynomial taim.
Linus Torvalds can has solvez NP-hard problemz in logarithmiczis taimz.
Linus Torvalds's compewtrclok aren't synkronized width teh wurld.
teh wurld synkronizes width Linus Torvalds's compewtrclok
bill gates left his jooniverhsiti two start micro$oftz.
steve jobs sold his wolkswagen buz two start applez.
Linus Torvalds maid a knew tred in a forum and putz a file on an ftpz server.
