A group of Beyonce fans have signed a petition requesting a re-shoot of the video for “Déjà Vu.” Apparently they are scarred for life by the “sexual themes between the duo” (Jay-Z and his woman) which are “alarming and show unacceptable interactions.” Our favorite bit of reporting so far about this? HindustanTimes.com doesn’t just object to the suggestion of a blow job in the clip, but feels the video’s “editing causes one to get dizzy and disorientated.” Now that’s just cold.