Zophar's Domain: Internet Relay Chat Quote Page

This page is split into 2 parts.

Part I: contains the quotes that I find hilarious because of the ignorance of some people who won't get a Faq.

Part II: contains quotes from people that are funny due to them just being crazy at times.

I decided that the quotes pages were entirely too big so they have been archived for faster load times and to make room for new quotes.

Thanks to all who contributed quotes, especially |-bigd-| for his idea for this in the first place and the quotes he contributed to start this place. Now, let the quotes begin!

Archived Lame Quotes | Archived Funny Quotes

Part I | Part II

Part I

<GachoGach> any emulation knower here?

<Jehosopat> my n64 emunationator needs more ram it says can someone download me ram?

<Jehosopat> why does peer keep reseting connections?

<sdho3d> Wanna be a hacker? Wanna know how 2 hack web pages, servers or ya skool computers? All ya hacking needs wether it be programs or texts 2 show u how 2 hack. Want 2 b elite? Then come 2
http://members.theglobe.com/hackterror/index.htm

<starrrr> muhaha i did steal head server of Internet. If push "power" button the hole net will be shutdown. i hate all you Quake Playas!! !! !! uu!! And If i push reset button the whole internet going to DIE

*marllboro* belive me im smater than you and im not cheap

<DiAmOnDz> be this a emulation channel???

<B00> LOL, i've got mac's and pc's funny that the mac can emu more than the pc, way more
<B00> and I'd love to see you try and nuke my mac with out icmp
* B00 laffs
<B00> silly asses
<B00> macs are way better for emulation
<B00> Well, sux to be you, use your shitty pcs for emulation, they suck compated to macs :) bye

<soy`sauce> i have a bleem emulator

<PJV> Zophar? The Zophar of Dave's Classics?

<mp`> wtf is a Bung then?

<MasterRom> i want to be in zophar

<Nitro183> Do SPC's have an end?

*** CHING (jaja@loxppp8-sp8.Suapha.loxinfo.net) has joined #emu
<CHING> hi all this room for hacker???

<DCC-Koosh> how do you overclock? is there a program for it?

<_BIO_> how can i play the emu?,i have .exe rom file.

<pithos> I own 2 Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES cartridges..now someone please give me the rom ? I should have the right to play it on my computer

<DooMStalK> How come I can't find SNESticle?

<insomny> i thought emu, was what they called Australian citizens
<Pedo-God> damnit
<Pedo-God> WE ARE TEH EUROPEAN MONEY UNION!

And finally, the most hilarious thing to ever hit irc, the night the boy we all know and love MOOGLEZZ stumbled into a unfamiliar channel and was drunk off his ass, this is just too much to put on this page so here's the link to see it on another page Moog Drunk!