Horoscopes

January 14 – 21, 2000. Bookmark this page! Horoscopes are updated weekly. Did you know that... Famous thespian Pamela Anderson Lee (Baywatch, VIP) is the darling of the animal rights movement. A nurturing Cancerian, Ms Anderson advocates on behalf of animals that are used in the entertainment industry. At a gala banquet at Paramount Studios hosted by ex-Beatle Paul McCartney, she was honoured with the first Linda McCartney Memorial Award for her activist endeavours. And, if your birthday is between January 14 and 21st... While last year could be called The Year Of Hot Air, this one should be called The Year Of Solid Opportunities. Just when you thought you must have "Sucker" emblazoned across your forehead, things shift dramatically, and you begin to attract real people with real ideas. By July, you find yourself in the enviable position of calling the shots. It's payback time and you'll be first in line to collect your Karmic reward.
	March 20-April 19 Forget anxiety. Avoid (evade!) confrontation and think happy thoughts. Understanding that the more you worry, the more likely it is that things will screw up, you come to the point of trusting your instincts. Deep down, you simply know that you're not fated for a life of humdrum obscurity. And that, my friend, is where it all begins. back to top
	April 20-May 20 Not one for jumping headfirst into commitment, you weigh your options before signing on the dotted line. Just this once, however, it's to your advantage to take the plunge without mulling things over to the point that other people lose interest. This week a mover and shaker approaches you with a sweetheart deal. Guess what? It's for real. Feign enthusiasm (if need be), and do just a teensy bit of bootlicking. It'll be worth it, in the long run. back to top
	May 21-June 20 Legendary for your fits of pique, you're predictably unpredictable. But, your latest blast promises to reverberate far beyond any momentary freakout. When a friend rubs you the wrong way, bite your tongue. This week volatility indicators are sky high. Basically, what begins as a minor contretemps could escalate to an all-out battle of galactic proportions. back to top
	June 21-July 22 When the truth of what someone is up to really hits you, you turn positively apoplectic. But once you move from shock to a state of red hot anger, the you-know-what really hits the fan. Not one for half measures, you adopt battle mode, taking no prisoners. Professionally, you'll take the high road, doing what has to be done-even if it hurts. back to top
	July 23-August 22 Pay attention to details and the nuances of body language. Issues of trust are of the utmost importance this week. And, people who definitely don't walk their talk will be streaming around you like rats in a sewer. Essentially, you'll be watching the scum rise to the surface. The good thing though, about this scenario is that you'll finally be seeing certain people for what they really are. back to top
	August 23-September 22 Insinuating yourself into people's subconscious, you've performed a quirky brand of witchcraft. Pals do your bidding because they feel compelled to. Your boss gives you a promotion because it seems like the right thing to do. Accepting the fact that you deserve all the things everyone else takes for granted, you've moved from being a reluctant member of the human race to being one of its leaders. back to top
	September 23-October 22 You begin to speak the truth because you've finally found someone who can handle it. A feeling of loneliness, of not belonging, begins to lift when you stumble across a like-minded soul who is equally out of step with the status quo. A bit of advice: Don't get up to your old routine of aggressive seduction and subtle rejection. back to top
	October 23-November 21 Astounded by how superficial a lot of folks can be, you decide to stay away from other humans until they smarten up a bit. Exhausted by the demands of what passes for communication, you realize that maybe your own company is more exciting than you thought. Oozing with creativity, look at this as an opportunity to really listen to what you've been telling yourself all along: The world is a canvas and I control the paint brush. back to top
	November 22-December 20 Hurry up and wait. Ironically (perhaps even perversely) you're forced to do nothing, even though you know what must be done. You're on the right track; now you simply have to bide your time until everyone else develops a sense of direction. In the meantime, enjoy the delicious sensation of being so damned divine. back to top
	December 21-January 19 You're miffed, manic and monstrously disappointed. So what else is new? Feeling under attack, it's absolutely imperative that you sit down and write out one of your famous lists. Under one heading put Enemies; under another write down Friends And Allies. Having done that, you'll be relieved and invigorated to see that there are more people on your side than you ever imagined. back to top
	January 20-February 18 Take a dose of confusion and mix it up with an equal part of off-the-wall nuttiness: That describes how you're feeling and what you're doing. Disturbed by a recent flirtation with complacency, you've stirred things up, adding some psychic hot sauce to your already unorthodox existence. It looks like you'll be tired; but you won't be bored (or, boring). back to top
	February 19-March 19 Practical matters become the focus of your attention, as it suddenly hits you that you can't live on dreams alone. Ironically once you actually start to think about gross things, like handling money, you're amazingly good at it. Guilt is the real culprit; equating taking care of yourself with selfishness, you've established yourself as a sort of perpetual waif, relying on the kindness of strangers. That changes for the better as you begin to tire of playing a role for which you're becoming rather old. back to top