Olympics Suck Week The agony of defeat

Were the 1979 Laff-A-Lympics fixed? 10 reasons why we'll never bet on them again

How to Break a World Record That is, if you don't have anything else to do

The Comic Book Olympics Marvel, DC and the other guys pit their very best in 10 grueling events

The 10 Worst Official Olympic Products How much did they pay to become the official Olympic pillow boobs?

Croquet Should Be An Olympic Sport This week's Guest Editor is Katie, a promising young croquet player

Drug Testing Results of Cartoon Olympians The secret shame of 10 fallen cartoon athletes

How To Steal The Olympic Torch Get your hands on a piece of history without getting caught

The 10 Stupidest Summer Olympic Sports What idiot approved the trampoline as an Olympic event?

Fixing the Olympics: Day One Let's face it, the Olympics suck. So, what should they do to fix it? How about adding a few new events?

How to Beat the Russian Bear First of all, you should hit him with a steel chair

10 Things to do Instead of Watching the Olympics This list contains zero calories!

How To Streak An Olympic Event It's the most fun you can have with your clothes off!

10 Weirdest-Looking Olympic Athletes These ugly athletes can forget about getting on the cover of a Wheaties box

11 Great Olympic Flicks Forget NBC's sorry coverage, enjoy the Olympics with these classic movies.

10 Sports that Should be in the Olympics From the mind of Ronnie Ronalds

Olympics or Bust Witness the videos that inspire us all to wear padding

10 Excuses Not To Use If You Get A Bronze Medal They work well for silver too

Future Olympic Games Sorry, dodge ball didn't make the cut