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What To Wear If You're a Werewolf and/or Bruce Banner
Fashion without financial burden.

Of course, it would be great to have super powers like werewolves or the Hulk. Who wouldn't want to be able to transform into a mystical creature with tremendous strength?

But what most people don't realize is that each and every time a werewolf or the Hulk morphs into their inner beast, they ruin a perfectly good outfit. In fact, during his first year as a superhero, Bruce Banner spent over 2,000-dollars on new shirts and pants.

So, if you're thinking about embarking on a life of the ever-size-changing superhero, you need to consider the financial burdens associated with said pursuit. Here are a few tips we can suggest:

  • Though you won't look like the hippest superhero on the block, you should purchase cheap, bulk rate button-down shirts from your local Army surplus store. You can find decent khaki shirts for as little as $7 each. Even though this look won't offer much in the way of exciting aesthetics, some of the most popular superheroes of all time wore only one type of outfit (read: Superman's blue suit and Fedora hat combo and Peter Parker's back pack).
  • ALWAYS wear stretchy waistband pants. This is crucial. Naturally, it's very cool to see your expanding muscles rip through your clothes, but things can turn creepy very quickly if you expand out of your pants. No one wants to see everything about you expand, especially the children.
  • However, if your pants do happen to come off during one of your untimely metamorphoses, avoid wearing sexy panties. This can be very embarrassing in the wrong situation.
  • Wear flip-flops. You can get yourself a pair of flip-flops at any grocery store for about one dollar.





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