"Okay, what's this? What is this stuff? This is just bullshit, man. How can you guys allow these things on? Whatever that is, okay? Bye-bye."

Irshad replies: "It generally helps to know what you're complaining about, sir. Like the next guy, who almost nails it..."

"I'm just calling to say that I feel it's not a choice. I -- no, I'm sorry, I feel it is a choice that if you are queer or you're straight. Because when you have people that come on and say, 'Yeah, I'm gay,' and then 5 years down the road, or 7 or 10 or whatever, 'Oh, I'm not gay anymore.' It's, it's a choice. It's totally wrong and disgusting. And I'm sorry, but it's the truth. -- Ed the Horse."

Irshad replies: Well, Mr. Horse, it's clear you've chosen your form of queerness. But what about those who are 'born' straight, only to find years later that they're not? Was their heterosexuality a choice? Mr. Horse, meet the next filly..."

"I watch your show every weekend and I just want to respond to some of the people that say, 'Keep your gayness to yourself; we don't want it pushed in our faces.' No one's forcing you to watch the show. I am bi-curious and I enjoy the show and I learn A LOT. And so I will watch it. I'm not pushing it in anybody's face and I don't expect anybody to take it. So there."

"Hello? Hi. Listen, you f***na bitch. That QueerTelevision is so f***ing stupid. I mean, what the f*** are you guys people doing, man? I mean, I open the TV and I see QueerTV and everything. F*** man, I have a f***ing little brother. There's so many kids out there. You know how -- They're gonna f*** -- I don't want any of my family or any of the kids to turn out gay like this some shit you guys are showing on the television. So I suggest you guys to f*** off and stop doing this, showing this, this, show on the TV, man. This is bull-f***ing-shit, you f***ing bitch. Later."

Irshad replies: "No, now. For the sake of your little bro, sister, I suggest you watch your mouth instead of watching us. And another thing..."

"If your children are up at midnight to watch this show, then the only bad influence on them is YOU! And a gentleman called in last week, intimating that since most gay people don't have children on their own, they shouldn't be together, that it's wrong, etc., etc. So I assume that every woman and every man who are infertile, we should all put them on an island and get rid of them. How ridiculous."

Irshad replies: "Actually, a faraway island is where I'd choose to be if I had a kid like this next caller. Fortunately, she's willing to pay my way..."

"Hi! I'm 19 years old and I've been saving my money since last year, just trying to save up for an island. And if I did buy this island, I would name it Gay Island and ship all you queers there cuz that's where I think they belong."