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The Bedlington Ape's Diary Merchandise (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Tue Apr 8th, 2003 at 09:10:28 PM EST In response to overwhelming consumer demand, I am pleased to introduce the new range of merchandise from The House Of The Bedlington Ape. Poll: Talking books! Full Story (6 comments, 537 words in story) A Banana Joke (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Sun Mar 9th, 2003 at 12:43:35 AM EST A banana walks into a bar... Full Story (9 comments, 81 words in story) The Gratuitous Banana Comment - A Review (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Thu Mar 6th, 2003 at 05:48:04 PM EST See the mighty "Banana!" do battle for supremacy. Curse the dastardly opponents for daring to challenge the domination of the "Banana!" Read expert analysis by our panel of expert analysts.1 Anticipate another season of Gratuitous Banana Commentary! Full Story (6 comments, 444 words in story) Banana Quest 2003 (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Mon Mar 3rd, 2003 at 08:48:39 PM EST In which our hero, The Bedlington Ape, refers to himself in the third person. Meanwhile, at the ranch, Miss Hetty, having accepted that Reg is gay, now wears her favourite apron again. In Tucson, the bidding for the treasure map becomes heated after Black Barry insults Tom the Plumber, who is secretly pining for Lucy Fish. Making the most of the confusion, intrepid Ralph Wombat abruptly ends the episode. Poll: DIY Banana! poll Full Story (16 comments, 196 words in story) An Announcement from the Office of The Bedlington Ape (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Thu Feb 27th, 2003 at 01:55:20 AM EST I am off in search of some bananas. I may be gone some time. Full Story (4 comments, 133 words in story) Ape On Ape (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Sun Feb 23rd, 2003 at 04:38:11 PM EST In this occasional interview series The Bedlington Ape interviews The Bedlington Ape on the subject of The Bedlington Ape. Full Story (6 comments, 42 words in story) Banana Recipe #1 (Diaries) By The Bedlington Ape Wed Feb 5th, 2003 at 08:28:13 PM EST The only banana recipe you will ever need. Full Story (7 comments, 115 words in story)

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