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Butch / Femme test
Posted by Mei on Monday, June 09, 2003 4:35 PM
Add up your points and find your "label" (yeah, we all know how that is). Remember, this is strictly for the fun of it. Mine btw was -50 "Stone-Femme", which was no surprise.
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Butch/Femme Test
1. Do you own a truck? 5 pts.
2. Do you own a foreign car? 1 pts.
3. Does the vehicle you drive most have standard transmission? 3 pts.
4. Do you own a motorcycle? 5 pts.
5. Is there a lesbian oriented decal or bumper sticker on your vehicle? 1 pts.
6. Do you change the spark plugs and/or oil yourself? 5 pts.
7. Do you own an electric drill? 2 pts.
8. Do you own an electric saw or table saw? 5 pts.
9. Do you ever wear steel toed work boots? 3 pts.
10.Do you use a tool belt? 10 pts.
11.Have you ever spent the evening cruising the hardware store? 10 pts.
12. Do you regularly wear a baseball cap? 2 backwards? 5 pts.
13. Do you regularly wear a hard hat or cowboy hat? 5 pts.
14. Do you wear cowboy boots at least once a week? 3 pts.
15. Do your boots have spurs? 5 pts.
16. Can you do more than 2 line dances? -1 pts.
17. Do you regularly wear men's cologne or aftershave? 2 pts.
18. Do you shave:
 any part of your neck or face? 5 pts.
(b) your armpits? -1 pts.
(c) your legs? -5 pts.
(d) your partner's hair? 10 pts.
19. Do you wear panty hose to work? -2 pts.
20. Do you wear panty hose on dates? -10 pts.
21. Before going on a date, do you usually:
shine your shoes/boots? 5 pts.
(b) wash your car/truck? 5 pts.
(c) take a bubble bath? -5 pts.
22.What do you usually wear to sleep:
pajamas? 5 pts.
(b) T-shirt? 2 pts.
(c) nothing more than a smile? 1pts.
(d) a nightgown? -5 pts.
(e) a negligee? -10 pts.
23. Do you own more than 3 flannel shirts? 2 pts.
24. Do you wear men's jeans? 3 pts.
25. Do you like to wear neckties? 3 pts.
26. Do you have a black leather jacket with lots of zippers? 5 pts.
27. Do you wear men's briefs or boxers? 10 pts.
28. Do you own more than 3 pair of high heels? -10 pts.
29.Do you polish your:
fingernails? -5 pts.
(b) toenails? -10 pts.
30. Do you:
golf? 1 pts.
(b) play organized soccer or volleyball? 2 pts.
(c) play organized softball or basketball? 3 pts.
(d) play organized football or hockey? 10 pts.
(e) participate in track and field? 10 pts.
(f) own cleats (other than golf shoes)? 5 pts.
31. Do you lift weights? 2 pts.
32. Do you own a weight bench? 5 pts.
33. Do you work out using Jane Fonda or Richard Simmons? -5 pts.
34. Have you ever changed your hair color? -5 pts.
35. Is your hair shoulder length or longer? -5 pts.
36. Do you ever wear a headband? -10 pts.
37. Do you use:
lipstick? -2 pts.
(b) eye makeup? -3 pts.
(c) glitter? -10 pts.
38. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? -2 pts.
39. For each tattoo: 5 pts.
40. Do you ever smoke a cigar or pipe? 5 pts.
41. Do you chew tobacco? 10 pts.
42. Do you shoot pool? 2 pts.
43. Do you own a pool cue? 3 pts.
44. Do you carry a purse
never! (fanny pack doesn't count) 10 pts.
(b) seldom? 2 pts.
(c) more often than not? -2 pts.
(d) nearly always? -5 pts.
45. Do your friends call you by your initials? 3 pts.
46. Have you seen "Claire of the Moon" or "Desert Hearts" more than once each? 2 pts.
47. For each pet cat of yours: 1 pts.
48. Have you ever served in the military? 10 pts.
49. Do you own a shotgun or target pistol? 5 pts.
50. Do you have a fishing license? 2 pts.
51. Do you bait your own hook? 1 pts.
52. Do you own a tent? 2 pts.
53. For each time you have been (10 max. per event): 2 pts.
white water rafting
(b) jet skiing
(c) cliff diving
(d) mountain climbing
(e) parasailing
(f) hang gliding
54. Would you rather barbeque burgers than cook a gourmet meal? 1 pts.
55. Do you have a flashlight on your keychain? 2 pts.
56. Do you wear keys on your belt or belt loop? 10 pts.
57. Do you wear a watch with the dial on the inside of your wrist? 10 pts.
58. For each ad in women4women pesonals you've answered: 1 pts.
59. For each ad in women4women personals you've placed: 2 pts.
60. Do you play:
an electric guitar? 2 pts.
(b) a brass instrument? 3 pts.
(c) drums (other than ritual types)? 3 pts.
61. Can you sew a hem? -2 pts.
62. Do you knit, crochet. or needlepoint? -5 pts.
63. Do you enjoy opera? -2 pts.
64. Do you watch soap operas? -5 pts.
65. Do you collect:
stamps or coins? 3 pts.
(b) baseball or football cards? 3 pts.
(c) Hummel or Lladro figurines? -3 pts.
66. Are you aftraid of spiders? -1 pts.
67. Do you take the lead when dancing? 3 pts.
68. Do you drink shots? 3 pts.
69. Do you drink sodas or beer from the can/bottle? 3 pts.
70. Can you tie a cherry stem into a knot inside your mouth? 3 pts.
71. Can you set a bowling ball with your tongue? 5 pts.
72. Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose? 10 pts.
73. Is your favorite tree the pussy willow tree? 1 pts.
74. Do you keep a can of whipped cream in the fridge? 1 pts.
75. Do you carry a dental dam folded in your wallet? 10 pts.
76. For each earring above 2 worn in the same ear: 2 pts.
77. For each piercing other than on the ears: 5 pts.
78. Do you own a pair of handcuffs? 3 pts.
79. Do you ever wear a leather collar? 5 pts.
80. Can you do a cartwheel? 1 pts.
81. Can you climb a rope? 5 pts.
82. Can you jump rope? -1 pts.
83. Have you climbed a tree in the last 5 years? 5 pts.
84. For each cd/tape you own by kd, ME, Holly Near, Ronnie Gilbert, Alex Dobkyn: 1 pts.
85. For each day attending womyn's festivals in the past year: 1 pts.
86. Do you go bare chested at womyn's festivals? 2 pts.
87. Do you own a vibrator? 1 pts.
88. Do you own a dildo? 1 pts.
89. Do you wear any kind of strap on? 5 pts.
90. When French kissing your partner, are you usually the giver more than the receiver? 5 pts.
91. During sex, do you prefer to be on top more than any other position? 5 pts.
92. Are you a social worker or nurse? 1 pts.
93. Are you a mental health professional? 2 pts.
94. Are you a law enforcement officer or an attorney? 3 pts.
95. Are you a postal service employee? 5 pts.
96. Do you have a knife with over a 4" blade in a sheath on your belt? 3 pts.
97. Can you kill a spider with your bare hands? 10 pts.
98. Can you screw in a lightbulb completely unassisted? 2 pts.
Scoring Results:
Below 0: Stone-Femme
1-25: Very Femme
26-75: Faux femme fatale
76-125: Alluringly androgynous
126-175: Brassy Butch
176-225: Decidedly Stonebutch
226 or above: Extremely Stonebutch
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