July 30, 2004

The era of Hell's Pit is almost upon us, and we here at InsaneClownPosse.com will officially be entering that long-awaited era on Friday the 13th. On that day, the all-new InsaneClownPosse.com--Hell's Pit edition--will debut! The journey from Shangri-La to Hell's Pit will be pure and utter chaos, and this site is where you'll need to be if you expect to survive! On August 13, many secrets about the album will be revealed as the site gets changed completely, updated with the latest freshness and a whole new look to go with it. Make sure you're here, because we're about to enter Hell's Pit and we're taking you along for the ride!

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July 27, 2004

Man, ABK's about to tear it up, and we wanna make sure y'all are strapped in for one helluva ride! The Hatchet Warrior's new album, Dirty History, hits stores today, and if you haven't heard it yet, that's one album you owe it to yourself to check out. He's got the hype over at his site, but we just wanted to give him his props here, 'cause Killa's tearing shit up on this album. Not only that, but he's hitting the road, too, and showing all the Juggalos along the way some serious clown love. That's starting today, too, so if it's heading your way, you know you wanna check that shit out, 'cause ABK's gonna be swingin' his hatchet and representing for all the Juggalos!

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July 21, 2004

So you want to hear all the flavor about the Gathering? Well, the Gathering is just too massive for anybody to know everything that happened, but we can at least give you one person's view of what he saw down at the Crystal Forest. Who's that person, you ask? None other than Violent J himself! Look for Violent J's latest Weekly Freekly sometime next week, where he'll be talking about the Gathering and more flavor about the 6th.

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July 21, 2004

Hey, we just wanted to send some clown love the Hatchet Warrior's way. Starting next Tuesday, ABK's gonna be rolling up to various towns all across America doing in-store appearances over the next month. If you wanna check that shit out and hang out with ABK, head over to the Hatchet Warrior's website, where they've got the complete, up-to-date listing of all the cities he'll be visiting!

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July 12, 2004

Have you been hearing about the Gathering of the Juggalos--the shows, the seminars, the contests, the concerts--have you heard about all of that, and you're still deciding whether you want to go or not? Are you one of those people waiting until the last minute? Well, the last minute is here, bitch! The 5th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos happens this coming Thursday, from July 15-18. This is set to be the biggest Gathering ever, and we want you to be a part of what's going down! If you're one of those ninjas who's been waiting, we got you covered--just show up! Come to the parking lot with your $180 in cash, and there'll be a Box Office where you'll be able to buy those tickets at the door. Or, if you live around Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, or New York, just hit this list to see where you can go and buy your tickets for the Gathering today! These locations will have tickets available right now up until the Gathering, and most of 'em take credit cards as well as cash, so if you want your ticket with the quickness, that's all you gotta do! Don't worry, you won't be the only one showin' up all wild-style. Just bring a sleeping bag, meet some new homies, and you'll be straight. Hell, who even needs to sleep? You ain't gonna want to sleep until Monday, 'cause everywhere you look, there's gonna be something off the hook, from Thursday morning through Sunday night!

So just what can you expect at the 2004 5th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos? Anything and everything. So much has been put into this year's Gathering to make it the freshest Gathering ever. We checked the 7-day forecast, and through the fresh graces of the big man above, it's looking like it's partly cloudy skies all the way until Monday morning. So there won't be a drop of rain in the sky through the whole damn Gathering! And you better believe there's mad shit to do once you get there.

The days are loaded with events for whatever your personal style might be. Want to see all the artists? You can get autographs, listen to them give seminars, and just hang with 'em as they grip through the campgrounds. Wrestling more your speed? JCW is in full effect, with wrestlers like Jerry "The King" Lawler joining the JCW crew--and ICP, of course. There's constant flavor at the main stage, whether it's a karaoke competition, the Ms. Juggalette pageant--there's even a couple who are tying the knot at the Gathering this year!

Don't think that all the night owls are getting the shaft, either. Hell, no! You think Psychopathic doesn't know how to throw an all-night effect? Where have you been? There's gonna be the all night club parties for those of you lookin' to party the night away. The Psychopathic movies are gonna be showing, Juggalo Night Court will be in full effect... and if the rumors are true, the ghost of the Burning Man continues to haunt the campgrounds.

And the concerts... there's been a devastating array of artists assembled for this year's Gathering, with performances by people like DJ Swamp and ODB in addition to the Psychopathic roster. And everyone will be there: Jumpsteady, Zug Izland, Blaze, Esham, ABK, Dark Lotus, Twiztid, and ICP. The only artists on the roster that are MIA are the Psychopathic Rydas... You think you've seen some hype sets in the past? They're still topping themselves with each and every year, and you better believe this year's Gathering won't be any exception.

This Gathering is flat out the biggest damn Gathering ever, and everyone there will be writing the latest--and greatest--chapter in the Psychopathic history book. Juggalos are flying in from all over the world for this year's Gathering! You thought this was just a North American thing? What you thinking, fool? Sure, we got the American Juggalos out mad strong, and the Canadian Juggalos are freaking it, as always. But that doesn't even begin to cover it. European Juggalos are coming in from all over the United Kingdom, the Netherlands, Italy, Spain, Germany, and the rest of Europe. We got the Asian Juggalos representing, with Japan, the Philippines, South Korea and other countries getting tickets. We got people flying in from Australia, from Africa, from South America... All we're missing is someone from cold-ass Antarctica. Shit, we've already got more countries representin' at this year's Gathering than the damn United Nations! This is truly a Gathering of worldwide, epic proportions, and if you ain't a part of it yet, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Thursday, July 15, 2004 marks the beginning of the 5th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos. See you there!

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July 08, 2004

You ain't rollin' with the Rydas? You better check your shit in, bitch! The first new Psychopathic Rydas album to come out in years is set to debut at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos. This album, "Check Your Shit In Bitch!", is gangsta to the fullest, and after listening to it, I can say that the album is mad entertaining and devastating. This shit's gonna leave your speakers so fried, they'll be lookin' like they've been riddled with bullets by the Rydas themselves! We know this highly anticipated release has gotta be keeping ya on edge, waiting to see what's in store. Well, guess what, bitch? We've got a little flavor ready for ya right here! As a taste of what's hitting at the Gathering, BOOM! Here's Scrimps and Juice for you, a track off of the new album. Check that shit out, then when you're at the Gathering, make sure to pick the mother fucker up--or a six-pack of straight Compton G's just might put a slug in that ass, byatch!

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July 05, 2004

Hey, just wanted to let everyone know exactly what's up with tickets for the Gathering right now. Tickets are still available, and you've got a couple of options for picking 'em up. If you buy your tickets from the Gathering store, you'll be able to pick your tickets up at the Gathering, as long as you have your ID. Or, you can check out any of the retail locations that are selling tickets to just buy them if ya want 'em in your hands right away. This year's Gathering is less than two weeks away, so if you're planning on being there, you'd better get those tickets with the quickness, ninja!

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July 02, 2004

The great philosopher, Meat Loaf, once said that two out of three ain't bad, but I don't agree with his thoughts on that, especially when it comes to the Weekly Freekly! That's why we've got the third--and final--installment of Violent J's newest Weekly Freekly online for y'all to read. You wanna keep reading this article, or you gonna go read what Violent J wrote? That's what I figured.

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July 01, 2004

The word just came down from on high... It's time to drop Part 2 of the latest Weekly Freekly on your asses! This installment has more about ICP's time in LA, along with a trip to San Fransisco that happened right before, and other stuff. But I ain't gonna tell ya any more, because Violent J's already done that and he's done it up fresher than I could hope for. So check that shit out with the quickness, ninja!

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