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Safety First
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is
behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, 'Honey, I know we've been
married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.' The husband says nothing but
slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, 'I don't want you to try to
talk me out of it, because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and
he's a better lover than you.' Again the husband stays quiet and just speeds up
as he clenches his hands on the wheels. She says, 'I want the house.' Again the
husband speeds up, and now is doing 70 mph. She says, 'I want the kids too.' The
husband just keeps driving faster, and faster, until he's up to 80 mph. She
says, 'I want the car, the checking account, and all the credit cards too.' The
husband slowly starts to veer toward a bridge overpass piling, as she says, 'Is
there anything you want?' The husband says, 'No, I've got everything I need
right here.' She asks, 'What's that?'
The husband replies just before they hit the wall at 90 mph, 'I've got the
airbag!'
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