Quotes!

Pete: You know how many people are signed up for this?
Ian: How many?
Pete: Two. Yeah, the publicity wasn't great.
Ian: Yeah, really, I didn't hear a thing.
(Ian's mail notifier pops up a message to majors showing an announcement of Pete's course.)
Ian: The publicity's a bit better, I hear.
[ posted by bass on 1/25/05 ]

Billy: It's too hot in this building.
Mike: Yeah, I have to wear shorts.
(Mike doesn't own pants.)
[ posted by reshippie on 1/20/05 ]

Billy: Netflix has an RSS feed.
Ian: Yeah, Ebay does too. They opened up their backend.
[ posted by netgeek on 1/20/2005 ]

Billy: What class do you have now?
Ian: I don't remember
...pause...
Ian: Cognition
[ posted by reshippie on 1/10/05 ]

<phoenix> no, I am in the biggest fishbowl
* phoenix looks at the glass surrounding the systems office and wonders when he is getting his daily flakes.
[ posted by ari on 5 Jan 2005 ]

<statico> ari, muncus: there are two extra Usenix CDs by the gumbass machine in the pit
<ari> gumbass?
<statico> hahahahahahahahah
<statico> gumball
[ posted by ari on 16 Dec 2004 ]

"This is totally model-view-controller by accident" -- muncus
[ posted by amedico on 09 Dec 2004 ]

"I, personally, do not have any panties that I am aware of." -- Russell
[ posted by bass on 16 Nov 2004 ]

"If you guys wrote better software, hardware would run fine." -- Bill
[ posted by belt on 16 Nov 2004 ]

<statico> you rang?
<ari> oh, your services are no longer needed
<jon> /etc/init.d/statico stop
[ posted by ari on 19 Oct 2004 ]

<noodles> what's sparq doing in a canyon in a state park anyway?
<reshippie> trying to get broadband
[ posted by ari on 21 Sep 2004 ]

<jabra> umm I don't really like rpms
(See the Who's Who page for why this is funny)
[ posted by ari on 18 Sep 2004 ]

20:27 < amedico> cgi interface to the x10
20:28 < jabra> IT IS VERY COOL SETUP
20:28 < amedico> i can turn the lights in the pit on and off from jabra's wireless laptop now :)
20:29 < jabra> lol
20:29 < jabra> and we can see it from my dorm
20:29 < jabra> ** clap on** amedico turn the light on
20:29 < jabra> ** clap off ** amedico turn the light in the pit off
20:30 * amedico is not a clapper
[ posted by ventz on 9 Sep 2004 ]

<rudicus> sigh, i cant believe im pissed my rights arent being violated
(after not being searched on the T during the Democratic National Convention)
[ posted by ari on 25 Jul 2004 ]

(Ari walks into the Systems office)
David: It's Ari, your favorite three-letter pal!
Ian: haha! (long pause) Hey!
(even longer pause)
Jay: Hey!!
[ posted by ari on 27 May 2004 ]

"Have you ever seen those people? They're like sides of beef! You don't piss off people that look like that!" --Muncus
[ posted by bass on 11 May 2004 ]

"You know [how] everybody says 'back in the day?' It sucked." -- danny
[ posted by katz on 12 April 2004 ]

"That's what I hate about engineering; it makes me hungry." -- muncus
[ posted by katz on 8 April 2004 ]

"Everybody's allowed a few odd habits. I chose to pick mine instead of developing them over time." -- Colin
[ posted by bass on 31 Mar 2004 ]

<ari> A lot of things can make you do stuff.
[ posted by phoenix on 29 Mar 2004 ]

<clambert> gah, i just went to www.registrar.neu.edu to lookup a domain
[ posted by ari on 28 Mar 2004 ]

"Emily, did you lie to me about your age?!" -- netgeek
[ posted by demos on 18 Mar 2004 ]

"Man, I haven't programmed Perl in so long that it feels like I'm coding in crayon." -- muncus
[ posted by ari on 24 Feb 2004 ]

Ian: Jon?
Ian: Mike?
Ian: Muncus?
Ian: Jinn?
Ian: Andrew?
Muncus: Ian, stop port scanning the room!
[ posted by bass on 20 Feb 2004 ]

"Do we have a beta colored marker?" -muncus
[ posted by jabra on 29 Jan 2004 ]

(In a conversation reguarding personal lubricant comercials aired during prime time.)
Ian: (child's voice) ...it heats on contact?
Pete: well... that is a really cool effect.
(Pete - refering to window friction in openbox3.)
[ posted by amazon fury on 03 Dec 2003 ]

"I don't eat meat for geopolitical reasons." -russell
[ posted by anonymous ]

<@statico> Dear OpenOffice,
<@statico> You're my friend. Thank you for opening all my Microsoft
<@statico> Word and Powerpoint documents.
<@statico> Sincerely,
<@statico> Ian
<@statico> XOXOXOXO
>>> transzorp is now known as OpenOffice
<@OpenOffice> Dear Ian,
...
<@OpenOffice> It's not too often that I get mail at all. I'm really touched and
moved. I will in an effort to keep up your good will double my
efforts to not suck. I will try to open more of your documents
and display them with vigor.
<@OpenOffice> Yours,
<@OpenOffice> OpenOffice
<@statico> hahahaha
[ posted by bass on 04 Nov 2003 ]

Pete: What were you doing?
Russel: I was tormenting Lindsay
Pete: I'm gonna have to teach you how to torment.
[ posted by linz on 30 Oct 2003 ]

Jinn: Being a role model sucks.
[ posted by ari on 24 Oct 2003 ]

<code> lol
<@statico> code: have you broken your "l" and "o" keys yet?
<code> lol
::: statico sighs
[ posted by bass on 24 Oct 2003 ]

Ari: (looking at a network cable) Hm.. Belkin Components, Compton, CA?
Muncus: Yeah.. that's why Belkin is so hardcore.
[ posted by ari on 18 Oct 2003 ]

<bass> it's more of a security thing that i just thought of while talking to christ
[ posted by chris on 14 Oct 2003 ]

Muncus: "HTML is what kept me away from the web."
[ posted by Paul Belt on 14 Oct 2003 ]

(overhears Chris talking about Scheme)
Jon L: I'm not learning Scheme, I'm being forced to watch it.
[ posted by anonymous on 14 Oct 2003 ]

(Colin, wearing a bright orange shirt, walks in and starts talking)
Ian: I'm sorry Colin, I can't hear you over your shirt.

Colin: Baby goats are really cool.
[ posted by ari on 2 Oct 2003 ]

<Waves> i'm thinking of minorahing in economics
<jibsheet> does that involve candles?
[ posted by ari on 25 Sep 2003 ]

**Phone in server room starts ringing**
Ari - "Is someone calling?"
[ posted by linz on 25 Sep 2003 ]

"What am I, a human brain machine?"
--muncus
[ posted by reshippie on 23 Sep 2003 ]

"I got so aggravated that I threw my phone against a wall. The worst part is that the phone didn't break, it just made a hole in the wall" (in west village A)" -- Russell
[ posted by ari on 17 Sep 2003 ]

Ian: "Sure, I'll order, if you pay for me.."
Pete: "Oh Ian, I don't know what it is that you do for me.... It's your charm."
Ian: "It's my charm. It's my charisma. It's my deep, soothing voice. It's my stunning good looks. That's what it is."
Pete: "I need a cigarrete."
[ posted by bass on 28 Aug 2003 ]

"Grog is a mixture of Rum, sugar, lemon juice, and water. It's like a pirate's Flintstones Chewable Vitamin.
-- Muncus, Aspiring Pirate
[ posted by peterm on 24 Jul 2003 ]

"I was like, if the 120 GB drive in Ataxia isn't doing anything, I'll take it and put music and movies on it. Kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
-- Pete Markowsky, Master of Analogy, First Class
[ posted by bass on 24 Jul 2003 ]

<mperry> theres a crew meeting?
<vegalabs> yes
<mperry> when?
<vegalabs> today
<mperry> time?
<vegalabs> noon
<mperry> am?

[ posted by ari on 9 Jun 2003 ]

Pete: "Bill? He's the kind of guy that avoids confrontation. With a gun."
[ posted by bass on 3 Jul 2003 ]

Ari: "So did you find out why the Internet is down?"
Zach: "Yeah, David, Bill, and Muncus are in the closet."
(the wiring closet)
[ posted by ari on 30 Jun 2003 ]

Ari: "...and when we get LCD screens, there will be sub-pixel rendering."
Emily: "That's what my mom said last night." (Emily was actually talking to Ian)
[ posted by bass on 25 Jun 2003 ]

(use kiddie voices)
Ian: "Mom! I wanna go to Math World!"
Pete: "I wanna ride the integral!"
[ posted by bass on 25 Jun 2003 ]

"I wasn't looking -- I was too busy trying not to die."
--Muncus, on the color of scorpions
[ posted by bass on 25 Jun 2003 ]

Muncus: This is where you laugh maniacally.
Ian: *tee hee*
Muncus: I said maniacally, not like a 14 year old who just saw boobies
[ posted by reshippie on Tue May 27 16:06:09 EDT 2003 ]

Dean: "Crew is kinda like a hermit crab: it moved into [room] 129 about ten years ago and kind of adapted to what was in there."
[ posted by bass on 2003-5-22 ]

Muncus: "...then I realized I was going blind in that eye, so I stopped poking it."
[ posted by bass on 2003-03-28 13:57:06 ]

<statico> word from a tablet pc on wireless
<statico> this is the insist writing resignation
<transzorp> statico: how do you like it?
<statico> egg Frostworks
[ posted by bass on 2003-03-28 11:56:21 ]

Jon: "There's a limit to the number of things you can prefix with 'man,' you know."
Ian: "No there man-isn't."
[ posted by bass on 2003-03-24 13:20:18 ]

[15:30] <@statico> (wearing pants)++
[15:30] >>> Signoff dixie: #crew (Remote closed the connection)
[ posted by bass on 2003-03-19 15:32:45 ]

How come co-op gets girls like that, and I get Ian?
A member of the Systems Staff
[ posted by falcone on 2003-01-30 19:24:23 ]

mlogan: "Did you just log into the Pitmac and kill iTunes?"
falcone: "No. I was already logged in."
[ posted by bass on 2002-11-22 13:56:09 ]

I didn't know I had that mole. --Kevin Falcone 9:54pm 11/14/2002 UNOs
[ posted by falcone on 2002-11-14 23:23:37 ]