Every week we ask you for your funny lines.
And this week we want you to Tell us a joke!
nikki b
how do you start a pudding race?
saygo
Kate McNamara
What do you call a crazy stoat from Manchester?.....
Mad ferret!
lucy
A cat boards a plane
He sits quietly for a while
he then gets up, creeps to the cockpit, produces a tiny gun and points it at the captain and says, "Take me to the canaries."
tennis elbow davy
they say laughters the best medicine. when my Dad had cancer we pointed and laughed at him most days. It just seemed to make him worse
Hartley Poor
Robin Gibb's touring at the moment, but I'm not going to see him... because he gives me the heebie beegies.
