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http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/news/wwn/20050912/112653720010.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawking_radiation
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_gravity

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If it wasn't for the damn kids, America would have the best schools in the world.American schools continue to decline. America never rates well in international survery, continually humiliated by lutefisk and vodka swilling fins and kimchi and tea gobbling Koreans. America has the worlds toughests educators, and public education provides good union jobs for hard working union teachers. But these precious jobs are under threat from America's children, who continue to underperform and hurt the reputations of America's teachers and threathen the good union jobs for hard working union teachers. Therefore, we must confront this threat.

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Is it wrong to fuck a girl just because she looks like an ex-girlfriend?

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...why haven't they flooded the market yet?

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I use a creme-like body wash that also says it can be used for shaving to shave my pubes. a new, good-quality razor is paramount. Also, take a wash cloth and cold water to your balls so they will shrink up as much as possible. That way the skin around them will be very tight and a lot easier to shave. Glide the razor along, never apply much pressure.

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Oh sweet Baby Jesus and Persephone, I just took a bite of my mother-in-laws apple pie a minute ago and now my tooth is hurting like a mofo.

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I got rejected for a $3000 dollar loan by a bank which gave me a credit card with a $4000 limit.  Wtf?

Guess I'll have to get hold of my credit report.

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from childhood, courtesy of Dahl's James and the Giant Peach. If you read it outloud, you'll feel much better -- guaranteed! (I used to do it as a little girl and it worked!!):

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After an extensive in-house investigation into the usefulness of your degrees, the Dean's Office has concluded that all students of the Liberal Arts program have in fact wasted countless hours, dollars, and brain cells on what was regrettably referred to as their "higher education." The following is the Dean’s official response to this issue:

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