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New Users Re-opened (Site News)

By rusty
Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:14:07 PM EST

Kuro5hin.org

Well, tmenezes stern demands in the queue cowed me.* And the general opinion, amongst both users and staff here, was that sponsorship was a stupid idea. In principle, I don't agree (though it did need some changes from the original concept), but I'm willing to go along with the tide. Hopefully I will get a chance to try out sponsorship somewhere else in the future. So new user accounts are open again, without any changes.

We've had a bit of a cooling off period, I've kicked out a pretty hefty number of idiots (who I expect to have to kick out again and again, but what the hell). There are a few more people with the powers and mandate to keep an eye on new users and nip the annoying ones in the bud. There are also a couple features coming to help the rest of you let us know who is being a jerk.

Meanwhile, those of you who've emailed me asking when you could get an account, the time is now. Enjoy.

* No, not really. Actually they would have been open before he posted that, but I had to get Voxel to fix a problem with our mail server.


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New Users Re-opened | 429 comments (429 topical, 0 editorial, 9 hidden)
this website sucks. /nt (1.00 / 3) (#425)
by schnogir on Wed Jul 13th, 2005 at 01:02:20 PM EST



i'm gay n/t (1.00 / 3) (#422)
by lol jews did london on Thu Jul 7th, 2005 at 11:33:15 AM EST



New What? (none / 0) (#420)
by ABlix on Wed May 25th, 2005 at 01:12:11 PM EST

I haven't had too much time to read over the entire method, the computer isn't as fun as you guys make it out to be. It is a good link, however. I wouldn't feel comfortable with the implication, but it would be of tremendous help. I'm not sure how to set this up completely though. I gotta reinstall Windows when I get the time (probably later today), but once again the fact that I found this, and the implications from this news article seem to be a little too astounding. I also think people should stop being so excited about the new technology, it may be a fun game, but that's all it is. The better technology outside of binary code is what everyone should be mainly concerned about.

About the blogads chunk. (none / 0) (#416)
by HereticMessiah on Sun Jan 2nd, 2005 at 12:09:31 AM EST
http://talideon.com/

Any chance of floating it to the left when on the article views rather than plonking it in its own table column? Not terribly important, but it'd be nice.

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Disagree with me? Post a reply.
Think my post's poor or trolling? Rate me down.
I lost my account (none / 0) (#414)
by nikkiterrace on Tue Nov 30th, 2004 at 03:12:41 AM EST

I lost my account and now created another one, after a long while reading the front page. I thought of giving up K5 but now I'm back. Thanks Rusty.

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I have to say it.... (none / 0) (#413)
by CookTing on Mon Nov 22nd, 2004 at 09:20:52 PM EST

Thanks Rusty! It feels good to be back.... even though I think you secretly love the trolls like they're your children. :-P

hi there (1.23 / 13) (#405)
by Nights In White Satin on Sat Jul 31st, 2004 at 05:49:44 AM EST
(no@email.com)

thanks for the kind words rusty. RUSTINA WILL RETURN YOU DUMBSHIT
Nights in white satin, never reaching the end.
Thanks... (1.75 / 8) (#404)
by Marnhinn on Sat Jul 24th, 2004 at 05:58:48 PM EST
(ai.hsuh@nnihnarm)

I've been visiting this place for a while.  Glad to finally get an account!

Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?
Oh, do you didn't die after all. <nt> (1.25 / 8) (#403)
by Vesperto on Fri Jul 23rd, 2004 at 07:21:21 AM EST


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Not a Premium User.
New User probation (1.62 / 8) (#395)
by Orion Blastar on Mon Jul 19th, 2004 at 12:00:12 PM EST
(orion.blastar@gmail.com) http://www.geocities.com/orion_blastar/contact/

use a service like Passport or KeyType to confirm the user's identity. Then give them access only to their own journals and read-only access to stories and other people's journals. They can post in their own journals and if the posts are acceptable they can be released from probation. If not, you can just nuke the user and the journal if they abuse it.

This will require people, be it editors or moderators, to decide if the journal entries are good enough to lift probation. I wouldn't trust user points, someone with four accounts could mod up the journals to get the user accepted if you go by user points.

Perhaps a new user que needs to be added that only editors and moderators can assign points to probationary new user accounts? So they can look only at journals of users on probation. Make someone work to get a new account off probation rather than give them full access for nothing.

Just a suggestion, not that anyone ever took my suggestions before, but I thought I'd try. :)
*** Anonymized by intolerant editors at K5 who are biased against the mentally ill *** Please protest this site, and refuse to use it, to show your support of those abused by the members and management at K5.

How about an invitation system? (1.75 / 4) (#385)
by Sap on Fri Jul 16th, 2004 at 06:33:10 PM EST

Maybe a good medium between the sponsorship program and a total lockdown of accounts is simply an invite system like gmail and orkut. Given Google's success with gmail and orkut, I think there is something about an invitation only community that draws people.

Rating users by number of posts (2.75 / 12) (#381)
by sherbang on Fri Jul 16th, 2004 at 09:40:56 AM EST
http://sherbang.com

I've read at least a few comments here that suggest the users who post more should be more priviledged in some way or another then users who post less.

I'd like to disagree with that.  I'm usually just a lurker, and only post on the rare occasions when I think I have something to add that hasn't already been said 50 times. I'd not appreciate being penalized for this, and not having all the "me toos" be rewarded.


Wohoo (1.75 / 4) (#378)
by Mysidia on Thu Jul 15th, 2004 at 11:36:28 PM EST
http://mysidia.darkfire.net

New users again...great [eg]

AS for the concept of sponsorship being well stupid... I disagree: I think it could be done effectively with other changes. I don't think the implementation described/planned would have been a good idea though.



-Mysidia the insane @k5
Finally (1.80 / 5) (#349)
by Matt Oneiros on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 10:40:02 PM EST
(gmail.:.haydar) http://www.coniq.co.nr

perhaps k5 will once again become one of my favourite sites!

I've always felt the influx of n00bs was what kept it fun, fresh and exciting.

Lobstery is not real
signed the cow
when stating that life is merely an illusion
and that what you love is all that's real

Thanks Rusty! (1.60 / 5) (#346)
by Quiplash on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 09:56:29 PM EST
http://ryanschultz.ca

Thank you for letting us create new user accounts.

Sweet! (1.75 / 4) (#324)
by pdboddy on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 05:26:31 PM EST
http://www.pdboddy.ca

As one of the aforementioned people who've emailed requesting accounts, thank ya for opening Kuro5hin up again for new members.
If we are what we eat, I'm cheap, fast and easy.
Thanks (2.00 / 4) (#319)
by omiKron on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 04:20:19 PM EST
(omikron[--AT--]ektoplazm[--.--]com)

Been reading for many months now for some reason... the content here isn't always stellar but with such a diverse array of topics I've grown to find it in my 'check when bored' bookmarks... it's a shame what lengths idiots on the internet will go to (re: tasteless photoshoppin')... Anyway, great news. I'm here, and about to fade back into unawareness.
MUTATE & SURVIVE
Another idea... (1.75 / 8) (#292)
by AmirS on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 01:26:57 PM EST

How about this: Moderators, staff etc. can delete troll posts and trolls, but do not delete their accounts. Instead let them be the only people who can see their own posts, so as far as they can tell, they have not had their accounts deleted.
The advantage is that as long as they do not realise they have been deleted etc, they will not create a new dupe account, and they can carry on posting wtf they like, and the rest of the world does not have to read their crap.
Is that reasonable? I reckon it should be fairly easy to implement (easier than other schemes I've seen posted, anyway), what do you all think?

"keep an eye on new users" (2.20 / 15) (#283)
by circletimessquare on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 11:45:23 AM EST
(at gmail dot com)

the troll issue on sites like kuro5hin is one you can take care of easily by bitchslapping the accounts into modded oblivion or outright deleting the accounts, if someone on the admin staff has the balls to do so, slashdot seems to have a good handle on this problem

the problem is, there is nothing automatic about it, it requires constant human intervention: there just isn't any automated technical answer to problems of trolls (although a complaint reporting system and a mod threshold, say those who continually get below 0.5, that helps: it flags accounts for human scrutiny and judgment)

now dupe accounts are a bigger problem, because if you think about it, there is no technical or human solution to this

ip addresses don't work (dynamically assigned ips, many computers behind a firewall, spoofing, etc.)

the problem is, on a site with democratic ambitions like kuro5hin, the ability of someone to greatly influence the outcome of an ideologically contentious story is a real serious problem: there is a strong incentive for someone who loves a bad story with an ideological slant they love or who hates a good story with an ideological slant they hate to register dupe accounts and fire away

at the VERY least, rusty should implement a delay of one day on accounts to have voting abilities... this creates a damper on impulse-driven voting rage

but even combining human intuition with some well written log analyzing tools to catch lazy dupe account holders (4 accounts in half an hour with the same ip voting against a story), is a LOT of hard, concentrated work

if you think about it, a determined dupe account holder will get by any system you implement (randomize their access times, spoof their ips, use different machines: work/ home/ mobile access, etc.)

but you CAN greatly raise the bar on dupe accounts and make it very difficult for dupe account holders to do their mischief

one idea: i think rusty should implement a threshold system for voting

that is, only users who post at a certain frequency (at least a couple of posts per month, for at least a month, for example: proving they are a living breathing account with interest invested in the health of the site) and only accounts that get modded above a certain score on average (say 1.5)... those are the only accounts that should be allowed to vote on stories

again, dupe account holders can get around this, but at least it makes them work harder to do so, and that really means something: the harder it is for a dupe account holder to manipulate story outcomes, the better

rusty used have a system about allowing 0 modding of stories, and used to have a system whereby certain high-frequency, high-modded users could review and reverse hidden comments... so he has half of the code necessarty for such a system in hand already

you can never get rid of the dupes completely, but you can apply pressure with some clever ideas here and there and reduce their influence significantly, to the point where no one can rightly gripe about them, greatly increasing confidence in the site and pleasure with the experience here

and one more thing: NO MORE MOD BOMBERS!!!!!!!!

if an account never posts, and continually rates comments at 0, or 1: KILL THE ACCOUNT

i mean come on, is there a better definition of asocial activity that ruins user experience on a website?


He who desires but acts not, breeds pestilence.
- William Blake


It's about time! (1.66 / 3) (#282)
by glaive00 on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 11:33:17 AM EST
(glaive00@gmail.com)

:) I was getting tired of lurking. Thanks, Rusty.

Finally (1.66 / 3) (#280)
by mistic on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 11:18:55 AM EST
(tmd194@hotNOSPAMmail.com) http://users.skynet.be/mistic

Well thanks a lot you guys, have been waiting for this day a looooooooong time...

THANX! (2.00 / 4) (#277)
by Dreamaster on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 10:40:29 AM EST

I've been lurking for a bit now - thought it was time to register a name and join the fun! Greeting all!
____________________
Mostly Harmless
Finally. (1.66 / 3) (#276)
by Steppin Razor on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 10:36:59 AM EST

Thank you!

Keep open minded, but not that open your brain falls out.
Welcome to me. (1.66 / 3) (#274)
by minotaurcomputing on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 10:09:47 AM EST
(ml001 a@t minotaurcomputing d.o.t. see oh em) http://www.modus-ponens.com/

Been waiting forever to do this.  I look forward to being part of the conversations.
-m

# # http://www.modus-ponens.com # http://www.minotaurcomputing.com #
Congrats Rusty (2.33 / 3) (#273)
by tmenezes on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 09:48:41 AM EST

That was a great decision.

This is great (2.00 / 2) (#269)
by Hipotecado on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 09:33:40 AM EST
http://www.error500.net/comprarpiso-hipoteca-locura/

I have be waiting for months.
Hipotecado.
Rating? Why not? (1.57 / 7) (#268)
by wobblywizard on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 09:30:56 AM EST
(kuro.type.wowi@xoxy.net)

Being new to this site, I just noticed, I cannot repeatedly rate my own comments with a 3. In fact, I cannot rate my comments _at all_ myself. What do you propose I should do when looking for instantaneous intellectual self-gratification (no, not that one)? I am not prepared to go to all the trouble to sign up another or maybe even multiple other accounts, as this would be just too bothersome and involve remembering passwords, which has always been a nuisance to me. I'd just like to point my buddies who complain about me and my elaborate style to this site saying "look, here, in the presence of noteworthy men, I am valued. See, lotsa threes." Guess I just have to trust in your good taste, dear reader...

How about this... (2.66 / 3) (#267)
by Alhazred on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 09:27:29 AM EST
(tharter@rhombus.net)

Just let us rate users. Give everyone the ability to specify a list of 'trusted advisors' who's ratings we pay attention to and deep6 kaka from people that are rated poorly on that list.

Give us some tools for seeing what kind of ratings people have and what kind they make, and create a 'smart matching' function which seeks out users who's reading habits, ratings, and postings match up well with our own, thus we can sort out our own 'sub-communities'.

Basically this would mirror Steve Moyer's Nodes Network concept (albeit on a more limited scale). I'm sure Steve, if he is still paying attention to this site, can give you some more detailed ideas on how to do some of this, and perhaps even some code!
That is not dead which may eternal lie And with strange aeons death itself may die.

I can be a jerk again! (1.66 / 6) (#262)
by codejack on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 08:53:33 AM EST
http://www.digitalo.com/vrml/cowtip.html

Yay! Now I can make numerous spurious accounts, run roughshod over those (few) whom I cannot trash legitimately, maybe even just reply to every post on the site with "Why? N/T"!!

No more having to be careful what I write, so I don't get one of my remaining accounts banned! Thank you Rusty!


Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
-- Lazarus Long, "Time Enough for Love"
thank you, rusty (1.66 / 3) (#258)
by tricyrtis on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 08:08:08 AM EST
(tricyrtis99(hotmail))

now i can refocus my unfulfilled longings on the treo600 instead of having to split my focus between it and a legit login here.
goodmorningsystemshowcanihelpyou?
That, my dear sir, was a very wise decision (2.80 / 5) (#257)
by wobblywizard on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 08:01:39 AM EST
(kuro.type.wowi@xoxy.net)

I am firmly convinced, that the advantages more than outweigh the disadvantages. Of course, my being on this site with an account not being the last of the advantages ;-)

I hope the wait was worth it... (2.75 / 4) (#256)
by outis on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 07:32:31 AM EST

...because I have been reading this site for months now and am glad that I finally get the chance to contribute.

I always knew you'd cave rusty... (1.70 / 10) (#255)
by CheesebugerBrown on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 07:27:26 AM EST

just when we thought you really had a backbone...

___
The quest for the Grail is the quest for that which is holy in all of us. Plus, I really need a place to keep my juice.

Thank you, Rusty (2.33 / 3) (#254)
by Blarney on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 06:57:58 AM EST



GWB Hates to drink, doesn't like to smoke - Extended Mix.
well can i be the 250th person to say (2.14 / 7) (#250)
by fleece on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 04:34:39 AM EST

OMG!



~ kuro5hin is a collection of people in various degree of mental instability ~

Thank you rusty! (2.50 / 4) (#247)
by nebbish on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 04:29:55 AM EST
(nebbish * gmail dottkom) http://wetfloor.co.uk

I have to say I lost faith, but you've done the right thing and proved me wrong. I am very pleased.

---------
"Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives." - John Stuart Mill

Well.... (2.33 / 3) (#245)
by l3nz on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 04:22:09 AM EST
http://popk.net/?in=k5

It was long due. The site was going down, and the impossibility of creating new users was a symptom of a more general problem with the community. Let's see if this move helps.

Popk ToDo lists - yet another web-based ToDo list manager. 100% AJAX free :-)

I am nervous (2.50 / 4) (#244)
by esrever on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 04:19:41 AM EST
(esrever_otua AT $Homepage) http://pythonhacker.is-a-geek.net

About what will happen.  As the comments of this story indicate there are already more than a few new accounts obviously created to troll (several hidden comments).  I've 0'ed a few.  I guess we'll have to wait and see.  Doubtless Nigga is back - Hi Nigga!   (hang on, did you ever get booted?  Or was that gangsta?  I'm confused, anyhow...) and several of our other more infamous members.  Ah well, take the good with the bad, I suppose...

On the balance, I guess this is a good thing.  Props to rusty for having the balls to do it; although I'd be happier seeing some mechanism in place along with this move to alleviate issues with our newest trolling friends...

Audit NTFS permissions on Windows

meanwhile... whoa! (1.75 / 4) (#238)
by dimaq on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 02:42:46 AM EST
(nobody@dev.null.org)

whoa someone actually emailed mr rusty for an account...
whoa he actually read those emails!

you're still on the naughty list. [nt] (1.50 / 4) (#237)
by the77x42 on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 02:27:07 AM EST
(d@ve.smells)




This is not a lie... or is it...yes, it is...? ־‮־
Where'd the money go? (2.25 / 8) (#235)
by labradore on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 01:51:54 AM EST

"...the general opinion, amongst both users and staff here, was that sponsorship was a stupid idea."

What? Really? ... Really, Really? You raised over USD $70,000 in a few weeks and you have the audacity to say that we're generally not interested in it? Or are you saying that we were simply outright stupid to have gone along with your "idea."

Maybe I have missed something but I don't see any more info on the CMF. Probably also a stupid idea. In fact, the whole thing was so stupid that it would be a waste of time to account for that money at all. You've so magnanimously re-opened new user accounts because why? Your statistical analysis of posts determined to be inflammatory by a specialized Bayesian filter crossed the "cooled down" threshold? The phase of the moon? You're just in the mood now? You also sound less than enthusiastic about attempting to do anything to make things better.

So some asshole posted demeaning *fake* pictures of your wife. So trolls and flooders suck and they're wearing out your delete button. Somehow that outweighed all the good will and hard earned cash that so many hundreds of other people gave you earlier? Having neglected to fulfill any of your promises except to keep K5 technically operational, you decided to ignore working on it when things got a little too frustrating and do something sexier and more profitable. Great. So glad you chose the neglect-and-check method instead of working on a solution or taking one of the billions of ideas floated here and just running with it. Don't give us shit about how you were worried that a change would kill the site. Killing off new user-ship and conspicuously failing to post site news was surely one of the best ways to decrease traffic on a site that lives by stories and commentary from users who are obviously interested in seeing changes made.

So what do you need? A mechanism to identify users and raise the barrier to entry enough so that the perverse asses of the net don't get to shit on our picnic. That sounds to me like a credit card number. $1 for 2 years. Add a $20 charge for getting kicked off of the site, decisions to be vetted by a random selection of "successful" story authors. You make up your own numbers and variations. Devise a way implement a web of trust. The friggin ideas are there and you've read more of them than I have.

Do something. If you don't do anything, then don't ask for money again. I surely won't be paying again to be deceived and insulted.

New User (2.57 / 7) (#224)
by mmclar on Wed Jul 14th, 2004 at 12:06:08 AM EST
(my username at drexel dot edu) http:/'/mmclar.phenominet.com

Hi, I'm a new user here, but have been reading off and on for almost two years now.

I was teetering on the edge of signing up to k5 when the new users were banned, but have kept reading (I get pretty bored at work), and was elated when I saw this story!

Because of this it got me thinking.

I know ther are a lot of ideas about different ways to keep out the "bad" users, signal to noise, etc.

My idea is:
Do this once every few months. Disallow user sign up as a rule, and then spring it randomly for a few days or a week, then go back to disallowing. This way you will definitely get new users who have been paying attention, and hopefully filter out a lot of the folks trying to be an asspain.

This is just an idea, and I'm sure it will go the way of most other proposed solutions to the problem. :)

Anyway, thanks for re-allowing me to sign up!

---
sig sig sig sig (sing with the notes C G A B, and feel free to transpose to any key)

And... (1.42 / 7) (#221)
by Pvt Pyle on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 11:29:47 PM EST
http://www.usmc.mil/

Site updates?

Wartime (1.75 / 4) (#220)
by MicroBerto on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 11:01:06 PM EST
http://bertoline.afraid.org/

Heya... I don't post much here anymore, but figured I'd chime in. I think that Rusty should get a team of his best men, and just go to war on deleting the bad trolls. Eventually they will give up. It will just take persistence, and lots of it.

If it was my site, I'd have the energy to do it. A couple bad posts and you're gone. And keep going and going and going. Losers will get sick of it after a couple of weeks. You just gotta out-do them

Berto
- GAIM: MicroBerto
Bertoline - My comic strip

I would just like to say (2.30 / 10) (#219)
by Hide Teh Hamster on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 10:57:25 PM EST
(ROR.creative_hack@hotmail.com.ROR) http://www.geocities.com/horst_franken/

What's up with the 80 votes posting threshold? Is it in response to some sort of declining user population perhaps? I'm genuinely curious!


This revitalised kuro5hin thing, it reminds me very much of the new German Weimar Republic. Please don't let the dark cloud of National Socialism descend upon it again.
Thanks, I think n/t (1.00 / 4) (#217)
by Bill Melater on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 10:46:47 PM EST



Question: (1.18 / 16) (#215)
by Trollaxor on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 10:27:27 PM EST

What's blonde, kindles fires, and likes the company of naked men?

I kind of liked it (2.80 / 21) (#212)
by Fuzzwah on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 09:52:33 PM EST
(fuzzy phat fuzzyslogic spot com) http://www.fuzzyslogic.com

With the creation of new accounts disabled I felt really special. Like I was in a cool gang of juevinile lads who had created some kind of secret club. I imagined k5 as being a gnarly treehouse headquarters. We had walkie talkies and back packs and slingshots and bmx bikes. It ruled.

--
..the absurd meta-wankery of k5er-quoting sigs probably takes the cake. - tsubame

Please close down new user registrations! (2.28 / 7) (#211)
by NoMoreNicksLeft on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 09:50:23 PM EST
(john.oyler@comcast.net) http://24.125.88.66

We were wrong to question your wisdom. Please don't make us suffer, even though we deserve it. You can tell us "I told you so" or anything else, just please shut it down.
--
Do not look directly into laser with remaining good eye.
I am an old user and look for new users (1.66 / 3) (#210)
by mami on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 09:49:37 PM EST
(mami@papi.org) http://www.homeless-mamis.net

who are willing to debate the live discussion on C-SPAN2 right now. It's all about the constitution and some story tellers.

I am a new user (1.35 / 20) (#185)
by cheeseslave on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 07:43:13 PM EST

Hello. Can I have a biscuit?

Hopefully (1.75 / 4) (#177)
by DDS3 on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 07:18:25 PM EST

...there will be periodic scans for people with multiple accounts and checks/probes for posts via open proxies.  Those users caught with multiple accounts should be kicked/banned.  The only reason to have multiple accounts is to be a troll.  With any luck, posts via open proxy with be trashed.

I foresee bad things happening over the next month (1.69 / 13) (#172)
by New Account Signups Should Have Stayed Closed on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 07:11:36 PM EST
(NO) NO

en tee
New Account Signups Should Have Stayed Closed
great! (1.22 / 18) (#162)
by horny smurf on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 07:05:29 PM EST

There are also a couple features coming to help the rest of you let us know who is being a jerk.

You mean like an asswipe that turns off new logins?

Thanks (2.41 / 12) (#155)
by Big Sexxy Joe on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:52:57 PM EST

I appreciate it, but I already have a K5 account.  Would you happen to have any gmail invites to give away though?

I'm like Jesus, only better.
Good grief. (2.40 / 5) (#152)
by Ta bu shi da yu on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:45:22 PM EST
(deepcover@nospam.mpx.com.au) http://www.kuro5hin.org/user/Ta bu shi da yu/info

I was listened to? :P

It's good to see new user accounts are open to all now!

---
AdTIה"the think tank that didn't".
ה

Good (2.00 / 5) (#149)
by Big Sexxy Joe on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:43:13 PM EST

The irony is that even when you closed the new users, you still took an inordant amount of time to boot the people you don't like.

Hint:  If they post a diary every hour, it might be Eric Krout.

I'm like Jesus, only better.

FEAR ME!!!! (1.03 / 33) (#143)
by Rustys next temper tantrum on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:36:28 PM EST

GOD KNOWS WHAT I SHALL BRING!

Eat reenactment (2.87 / 79) (#129)
by K5 ASCII reenactment players on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:18:58 PM EST
(Living the CMF dream, 7 bits at a time)

It's real quiet, Earl.  Do you think they've gone?
 |
 |  Reckon so, Martha.  I'll just open the door and...
 |          \
 |           \         BRAINSSS       Sooo hungry
 |            \         \    Uhhhrrr     /
               \    __
 JO              O |  | __O   O        \O   Makesss the pain go awayyy.
 <v>            <|-|o |   |  /\V  O     |\      /
 /_\             | |  |   |   /    --   |    O_
 /|             /| |__|   |\ /\   / /_ /|    / -_ . .. 


its... ALIVE!!!!! (1.40 / 5) (#121)
by mcgrew on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:09:43 PM EST
(Kuro5pam@mcgrew.info) http://www.mcgrew.info

oops, nt

"The entire neocon movement is dedicated to revoking mcgrew's posting priviliges. This is why we went to war with Iraq." -LilDebbie

I think I just peed in my pants a little (1.40 / 5) (#118)
by Melissa Rent5 Parakeet Cynic on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:04:05 PM EST

You're OK with us scripting the creation of about a jillion accounts each, right?  And could you maybe write the script for us, peaches?  Make sure it obfuscates the originating IP and have it create throwaway accounts at free mail providers too.  Jump to it, man.

Good to have you back, by the way.

This account has been disabled. You are invited to check the comment history (including the parent comments) and draw your own Ko5clusions as to why.

oh no are you serious? (1.00 / 4) (#117)
by neopostmodernist media whore on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 06:02:04 PM EST

now we have to deal with some sort of sudden influx? what about all of us who have been here since before! the s/n ratio is going to plummet!

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bask in my angst.

Finally [NT] (1.00 / 2) (#114)
by sfritz on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 05:46:10 PM EST
(ealar@mac.com) http://isnot.org


A Sig.
This looks like a good time to leave? (1.00 / 4) (#103)
by RandomLiegh on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 05:21:20 PM EST
http://www.storemypic.com/uploads/09dea09d94.jpg

Anyone have any suggestions for other sites to hang out at (other than /. and husi)?

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Thought of the week: There is no thought this week.
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Boo (2.33 / 3) (#102)
by Wah on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 05:19:15 PM EST
(SPAMwah@quantumphilosophy.netDAM) http://www.quantumphilosophy.net

and here I was working so hard on my ignore list.

Dagnabbit.

Never trust a poster with an account over 52,000.
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umm, holding, holding...

Thanks. /nt (2.00 / 3) (#101)
by dsm iv tr on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 05:04:46 PM EST
(I am a book.) file:///dev/urandom



Praise Allah (2.30 / 10) (#99)
by Salah al Din on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:58:20 PM EST



Surprised and glad (2.20 / 5) (#89)
by ElMiguel on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:27:57 PM EST

I really believed K5 would never admit new users again. I'm glad I was wrong.

Well shit. (2.33 / 3) (#86)
by The Honorable Elijah Muhammad on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:23:45 PM EST
(anonymized account)

Now all I have to complain about is the broken comment search.

Damn you.


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localroger is a tool.
In memory of the You Sad Bastard thread. A part of our heritage.
Woohoo! (2.00 / 2) (#83)
by Nursie on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:16:32 PM EST
http://www.gothnet.org/

Not that the site's been that bad anyway, I mean the quality and volume of discussion seem to have kept up quite well, and I'm, sure there's been as many front page stories as ever.

But Woohoo! anyway. And Huzzah!

/me quite liked the sponsorship idea too.

Meta Sigs suck.

A simple one-step procedure (1.90 / 11) (#81)
by i on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:12:49 PM EST
(i.hamsa<at>gmail<dot>com)

to deal with this site's problems.

Close the hole.

That's it. Instant win. Seriously. Just do it.

and we have a contradicton according to our assumptions and the factor theorem

Just as I predicted (2.33 / 3) (#79)
by smart guy on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 04:11:31 PM EST

Rusty saw this and proceeded to shit himself. But, alas, it is too late. He's no longer the "king" of collaborative media.

"K5 will never go back to fully open membership. Sorry, that's just the way it is, and I'm not willing to debate this issue." -Rusty

Finally (2.75 / 8) (#74)
by wntd on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 03:52:07 PM EST

Now all I need is a MetaFilter account.

Ah Hah! (none / 1) (#68)
by nlindstrom on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 03:44:15 PM EST
(nathan-at-lindstrom-dot-ws) http://lindstrom.ws/

At last I can post! Fear my powerful posting...um, oh, nevermind.

Hip, Hip (1.50 / 2) (#66)
by Empedocles on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 03:39:54 PM EST
([at] gmail [dot] com) http://youregoingtohell.ytmnd.com

HURRAH!

We... know how cruel the truth often is, and we wonder whether delusion is not more consoling. -- Henry Poincar�

also, (2.00 / 12) (#52)
by rmg on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 03:23:38 PM EST
(the.notorious.rmg@gmail.com) aim:dashbrdgrl45

could you please drop the two account per day limit? i don't want to have to fuck around with proxies.

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stalinism

dave dean

Thanks! (n/t) (1.80 / 5) (#43)
by nullsp4ce on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 03:05:37 PM EST
(wnm@shmmjhzc.pbz rot therteen) http://www.fuzzwump.com



Isn't this a bit late (1.20 / 20) (#42)
by I Hate Yanks on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:51:01 PM EST

K5 is already dead in the water. This isn't going to revive it. Expect a last dash of trolls before everyone gets truly sick of the site and then k5 can trundle off to Silicon Heaven.


Reasons to hate Americans (Nos. 4553): Circletimessquare is an American

man... (2.36 / 19) (#41)
by rmg on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:50:54 PM EST
(the.notorious.rmg@gmail.com) aim:dashbrdgrl45

rusty, what are you thinking? you haven't even dealt with the problems that stayed with you after you attempted to kick them out.

look man, it's real easy to solve this place's problems. all you have to do is stop being a pussy about kicking people out. if someone posts nothing but inane, intentionally useless crap, throw them out immediately and ip ban them. and if someone professes to be someone you've banned before, ban them for it.

also, from what i understand, there are ways to detect proxies by portscanning them. you might consider giving that a try. you know, unless you're an established user, no proxy use. it might keep some legitimate new users away, but most of the users with uid's higher the 50000 post nothing but crap anyway.

_____

stalinism

dave dean

Damn. (2.35 / 14) (#40)
by RobotSlave on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:47:30 PM EST

Looks like I gave you too much credit, rusty. But aside from the fact that you didn't do any work at all, this has ended exactly as I predicted.

What I'm curious about is what really motivated this, as you've sort of dodged the question with a lame joke. Was it the collapse in ad sales, perhaps?

Oh crap. (2.00 / 4) (#38)
by yicky yacky on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:31:17 PM EST
(yicky_yacky@yahoo.delete_this.co.uk)

Now I have to come back ...




yicky yacky
**************
'The actual reasonable Britons are correct, you're being a cock.' - Hide The Hamster.
Thx rusty! /nt (2.15 / 13) (#37)
by MotorMachineMercenary on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:18:08 PM EST
(contact via diary only)


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"In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act."
-- George Orwell


Porkchop Sandwiches!! (2.60 / 10) (#36)
by tap dancing lenin puppet on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:08:06 PM EST
(surak@scsinternet.com)

... thank you.

Now I can actually start recommending the site to my friends again.

I liked the sponsorship idea (2.60 / 5) (#34)
by CodeWright on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 02:00:38 PM EST

Darn it all.

Hey! I'm an oldtimer! Look at me!

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A: Because it destroys the flow of conversation.
Q: Why is top posting dumb? --clover_kicker

Hooray for rusty! (2.00 / 2) (#33)
by Cro Magnon on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:57:24 PM EST

I take back half of the bad things I've been saying about you!
Information wants to be beer.
Yay! (2.50 / 4) (#32)
by aphrael on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:55:40 PM EST
(aphrael@NOSPAM.misanthrope.MAPSON.discontent.com) http://www.discontent.com//blogs/index.php?blog=2

Thank you! :)

Hi rusty, (2.76 / 25) (#31)
by pb on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:55:01 PM EST
(pbaylies@gmail.com)

Sorry we seem to have missed each other, but at least you got *something* done.

Also... next time, consider using the edit queue. In short:

s/tmenezes/tmenezes'/
s/a stupid/an incredibly misbegotten, horrifically stupid/
s/chnace/chance/
s/who/whom/
s/There's/There are/

And that's just mechanics; the grammar needs a lot more work. Also, resection to Meta. :)
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-- pwhysall

Yay! (2.63 / 11) (#30)
by dstillz on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:53:40 PM EST
(me@derikstiller.com) http://www.derikstiller.com

Yay!

I finally get to see what Scoop looks like to a registered user.  I thought I was going to have to download and install it, or join some lame site that didn't interest me.

thanks rusty. (2.00 / 6) (#28)
by Russell Dovey on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:51:56 PM EST
(antipaganda@gmail.com)

Now I can shed this ugly, lame-name account and transcend into my true form.

"Blessed are the cracked for they let in the light." - Spike Milligan

Thanks, have renewed my subscription (2.25 / 8) (#24)
by R Mutt on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:46:48 PM EST

Well, actually it's the first under this account, but you get the idea.

Fix the search, and I'll buy an ad too. $$$ COULD BE YOURS!!!
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Coward... Asshole... from the start you kept up the appearance of objectively posting interesting links.

thank you (1.25 / 4) (#20)
by JyZude on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:45:23 PM EST
(pf_wall79@CUTCUThotmail.com) http://goplastic.dyns.cx/~mike/

Although I don't know why this affects me. I don't have any alternate accounts. Maybe I should get one...?

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k5 is not the new Adequacy k thnx bye


Hooray! (2.66 / 9) (#19)
by misfit13b on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:41:52 PM EST

Wait a sec, I already have an account.

good luck! (1.36 / 11) (#17)
by phred on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:41:15 PM EST

a bit of advice. delete the user id "rusty" and never again confess to running k5. hopefully that'll help re any influx of new trolls.

Again, good luck!

Thanks!!!111one (1.60 / 5) (#16)
by curien on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:39:29 PM EST
(sebasttj@gmail.com)



--
All God's critters got a place in the choir
Some sing low, some sing higher
Thank god (2.50 / 14) (#14)
by Aunt Jemima on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:36:09 PM EST

I was running out.

Thank you. (2.75 / 12) (#13)
by mcc on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:36:04 PM EST
(mcc@charon.sjs.org) http://charon.sjs.org/~mcc

nt

News (2.40 / 5) (#11)
by thekubrix on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:34:39 PM EST
http://www.bapudi.com

Is this any indication that we may be receiving consistant news updates?

Bapudi!
TROLL (2.72 / 11) (#8)
by Farq Q. Fenderson on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:32:58 PM EST
(farq@lisachant.net)

No way! You're just trying to trick me into logging out.

;)

farq will not be coming back

Oh no! (2.66 / 3) (#7)
by lonelyhobo on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:26:45 PM EST
(lonelyhobo at gmail.com)

The elite cabal of those with accounts being able to lord it over "the others" is over!

There's no reason left to go on

Thanks. (1.40 / 5) (#6)
by squigly on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:26:40 PM EST
(squigs@postmaster.co.uk)

I'll stop trying to destroy the site then ;)

Yay! (2.64 / 25) (#4)
by sllort on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:20:14 PM EST
http://www.whatsbetter.com/display.pyt?item=14198&item=14199

Rusty for CMF President!
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Warning: On Lawn is a documented liar.
staff? (2.71 / 14) (#2)
by thekubrix on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:19:09 PM EST
http://www.bapudi.com

theres staff here?!

you should seriously consider putting a hierarchy up of who actually runs this place on a day to day basis...........who can we complain to? You're always going to take the brunt of the anger unless you show who supports you on an official level....

Bapudi!

wow (2.66 / 12) (#1)
by reklaw on Tue Jul 13th, 2004 at 01:17:05 PM EST
(twalker@gmail.com)

That was unexpected.

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