Joke
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A joke is a short story or short series of words spoken or communicated with the intent of being laughed at or found humorous by the listener or reader. A practical joke differs in that the humour is not verbal, but mainly visual (e.g. putting a custard pie in somebody's face).
Most jokes contain two components: joke setup (for example, "A man walks into a bar...") and a punchline, which, when juxtaposed with the setup, provides the necessary irony to elicit laughter from the audience.
Psychology of jokes
Why we laugh has been the subject of serious academic study, examples being:
- Sigmund Freud's "Jokes and Their Relationship to the Unconscious".
- Marvin Minsky in Society of Mind.
- Marvin suggests that laughter has a specific function related to the human brain. In his opinion jokes and laughter are mechanisms for the brain to learn Nonsense. For that reason, he argues, jokes are usually not as funny when you hear them repeatedly.
- Edward de Bono in "The mechanism of the mind" and "I am right, you are wrong".
- Edward de Bono suggests that the mind is a pattern matching machine, and that it works by recognising stories and behavior and putting them into familiar patterns. When a familiar connection is disrupted and an alternative unexpected new link is made in the brain via a different route than expected, then laughter occurs as the new connection is made. This theory explains a lot about jokes. For example:
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- Why jokes are only funny the first time they are told: once they are told the pattern is already there, so there can be no new connections, and so no laughter.
- Why jokes have an elaborate and often repetitive set up: The repetition establishes the familiar pattern in the brain. A common method used in jokes is to tell almost the same story twice and then deliver the punch line the third time the story is told. The first two tellings of the story evoke a familiar pattern in the brain, thus priming the brain for the punch line.
- Why jokes often rely on stereotypes: the use of a stereotype links to familiar expected behavior, thus saving time in the set-up.
- Why jokes are variants on well known stories (eg the genie and a lamp): This again saves time in the set up and establishes a familiar pattern.
Laughter, the intended human reaction to jokes, is healthful in moderation, uses the stomach muscles, and releases endorphins, natural happiness-inducing chemicals, into the bloodstream.
One of the most complete and informative books on different types of jokes and how to tell them is Isaac Asimov's Treasury of Humor, which encompasses several broad categories of humor, and gives useful tips on how to tell them, who to tell them to, and ways to change the joke to fit your audience.
Types of jokes
Jokes often depend for humour on the unexpected, the mildly taboo (which can include the distasteful or socially improper), or the playing on stereotypes and other cultural myths. Many jokes fit into more than one category.
Mathematical jokes
Main article: Mathematical joke
There are numerous jokes related to mathematics. Many of them are in-jokes, but may also be understandable by laymen.
A series of them parodies mathematical/logical chains of reason.
- Mathematical proof:
- Girls are time and money: girls = time * money;
- but, time is money: time = money;
- which implies: girls = money * money;
- which implies: girls = money^2;
- but, money is the root of all evil: money = (all evil)^1/2;
- which implies: money^2 = all evil;
- therefore, all girls are evil: girls = all evil.
- Logic
- Major Premise: Power corrupts;
- Minor Premise: Knowledge is power;
- Conclusion: Knowledge corrupts.
Jokes in a certain category superficially look like math, but their essence is more akin to chemical composition.
- Smart man + smart woman = romance;
- Smart man + dumb woman = affair;
- Dumb man + smart woman = marriage;
- Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
Yo' mama jokes
Main article: The dozens. Jokes of this kind originate in the dozens, an African-American custom with West African roots in which two competitors -- usually males -- go head to head in a competition of comedic, often ribald, trash-talk. The target of the traded insults is most often the opponents' mothers, but can involve other family members as well.
- Yo mama's so dumb when your dad said it's chilly outside, she ran out with a spoon.
- Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
- Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Political jokes
- See also: Political satire
Political jokes tell about politicians and heads of states. There are two large categories of this type of jokes. The first one makes fun of a negative attitude to political opponents or to politicians in general. The second one makes fun of political cliches, mottos, catch phrases or simply blunders of politicians.
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- A related subcategory is lawyer jokes, which plays on the commonly-held belief that lawyers lack basic human capabilities.
Examples
- Q: A child, an honest politician, and Santa Claus all spot a $20 bill on the ground. Who picks it up?
- A: The child. The other two don't exist.
- A couple is touring a graveyard when they spot a tombstone that reads "Here lies an honest man and a politician." The man says to the woman, "Look honey, there's two people in that grave."
- Lawyer joke: You're sitting in your riverfront office one day, when you see a lawyer and an IRS agent drowning. You can only save one of them. Do you a) read the paper, or b) go to lunch?
The following joke circulates for quite some time, with many different versions for <President> and <Other Country>.
- One day <President> went to see a fortune teller, and asked him, "When will I die?". The fortune teller said ,"On an <Other country>'s holiday". <President> asked, "Which one?" The fortune teller said, "It doesn't matter, any day you die will be made into a new <Other country>'s holiday."
- Q: What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
- A: A good start.
See also
Self-deprecating humor
Self-deprecating or self-effacing humor gives us the ability to laugh at ourselves; to make fun of our human foibles and maintain a sense of perspective. It is also powerful in defusing confrontations.
Cultural examples
Jewish culture includes a strong strain of self-deprecating humor. The egalitarian tradition was strong among the Jewish communities of Eastern Europe in which the powerful were often mocked subtly. Prominent members of the community were kidded during social gatherings, part a good-natured tradition of humor as a leveling device.
Examples can be found at Jewish humor.
Another class of self-deprecating jokes are told by folk of Scandinavian heritage about their own. This self-effacing humor comes, at least in part, from the strongly egalitarian sense permeating the cultural code in the Nordic countries. It was brought to America by emigrants from these countries, who frowned upon attempts to appear to elevate oneself or claim to be better or smarter than others.
Examples can be found at Ole and Lena.
Political uses
Self-deprecating humor has long been used by politicians, who recognize its ability to acknowledge controversial issues and steal the punch of criticism. Examples abound.
Abraham Lincoln was accused of being two-faced. Lincoln replied, “If I had two faces, do you think this is the one I’d be wearing?”
President John Kennedy once read a fake telegram from his rich father, "Jack, Don't spend one dime more than is necessary. I'll be damned if I am going to pay for a landslide." This effectively stole the power of the accusation that his campaign was largely financed by his father.
Ronald Reagan’s most powerful tool was his self-deprecating humor. When his advanced age was used against him by Senator Mondale during the 1984 campaign, intentionally misunderstanding he quipped, "I will not make age an issue of this campaign. I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience."
Question–answer
Often posed as a common riddle, the answer is twisted humorously.
- Q: What is black and white and read (red) all over?
- A1: A newspaper. (The oldest and most common answer, because red is also the pronunciation of read; this class of joke works only when spoken aloud so that which homophone is meant is misconstrued because of the inclusion of other colors. This is also related to Word play.)
- A2: An embarrassed zebra. (This is funny primarily because most people are familiar with the older joke and expect the interpretation to be "read" rather than "red." It is one of the most common "twist" answers, because it's one of the few G-rated ones. See Why did the chicken cross the road? elsewhere on this page for more instances of the same phenomenon.)
- A3: A bloody skunk. (A penguin, a nun, or any likely wearer of a tuxedo can also be used in place of a skunk. Also "sunburnt" can be used in place of "bloody.")
- A4: A blind nun trying to read a cheese grater. (This is a less tasteful variant on A3.)
- A5: A nun/penguin/goth/business man in a blender.
...and so on.
Of this type are knock-knock joke, lightbulb joke, grape joke, Radio Yerevan, and some jokes of other types described here.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
- A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many wonderful word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
- Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
- A: Because it wasn't chicken.
- Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
- A: Because chickens didn't exist yet.
- Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
- A: Because it was on the other side.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
- A: To get to the same side.
Elephant jokes
Usually a riddle of the form "Why did the elephant...?", where the answer is ridiculously impossible. Often, they are told in series, with later jokes making reference to, or even depending on previous ones.
Examples
- Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
- A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
- Q: How do you fit four elephants in a Volkswagen?
- A: Two in the front seat, two in the back.
- Q: How do you tell if there's an elephant in your refrigerator?
- A: There are footprints in the peanut butter.
- Q: How do you tell if there are two elephants in your refrigerator?
- A: There are two sets of footprints in the peanut butter.
- Q: How do you tell if there are three elephants in your refrigerator?
- A: The door won't close.
- Q: How do you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
- A: There's a Volkswagen parked out back.
- Q: How do you hide an elephant in a strawberry patch?
- A: Paint its toenails red.
- Q: How can you know this works?
- A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch?
- Q: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?
- A: Open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.
- Q: How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator?
- A: Open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the door.
- Q: The lion, king of the jungle calls, a conference in the forest. Which animal is not present?
- A: The giraffe: it is in the fridge where you left it.
- Q: Two explorers are crossing a crocodile-infested swamp. How do they get across safely?
- A: The crocodiles are at the conference in the forest.
“What’s the Difference” jokes
The joke is set up with the question "What's the difference between [two things that have apparently nothing in common]?", and the punch line is a pun or Spoonerism in the form "One is (…) and the other is (…)"
Examples
The set up: “What’s the difference between…
- 1. A Pulitzer Prize writer and a Utah carpenter?”
- a. "One is Norman Mailer, and
- b. One is a Mormon Nailer!"
Occasionally, the comic effect is based on role reversal or a false difference:
- 2. What's the difference between <Unsavory Politician> and the Hindenburg?
- a. One is a flaming Nazi gas bag, and the other was a dirigible.
Sometimes the comic effect is derived from the confusion over a non-sensical version of the joke:
- 3. What's the difference between a duck?
- a. It has two parallel legs, especialy the left one.
- 4. What's the difference between a duck?
- a. Because a snake has no armpits!
Jokes that require two people
These are double act jokes that need a straight man to give a predictable response to the person telling the joke.
- Person 1: My dog has got no nose
- Person 2: How does he smell?
- Person 1: Awful.
- Person 1: Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed? Reese... Reese something.
- Person 2: Witherspoon?
- Person 1: No, with a knife.
A significant subset of this kind of joke, geography jokes, is based around puns with geographical names.
Examples
- 1: I stubbed my foot on a recent visit to an Indonesian volcano.
- 2: Krakatoa?
- 1: Yeah, bloody painful it was.
- 1: I had some dodgy ungulate cuisine when I was last in Pakistan.
- 2: Islamabad?
- 1: Tough as old boots.
- 1: The wife and I took a caravan holiday to Poole.
- 2: In Dorset?
- 1: Yes, I'd thoroughly recommend it.
- 1: My workaholic sister is finally taking a vacation. She's going on a cruise to the Caribbean.
- 2: Jamaica?
- 1: No, it was her idea.
Dirty jokes
Humor in dirty jokes is based on taboo, e.g., sexual, content or vocabulary. Many dirty jokes are also sexist. Many jokes from other categories are dirty.
The effect of the dirty joke may be enhanced by the addition of further taboos, as in the subgenre of nun jokes.
- Two nuns are riding bicycles down a cobblestone street. The first says "I've never come this way before", to which the other replies, "must be the cobblestones".
Another subgenre is that of unmet expectations, in which the joke is the absence of the dirty content which the audience has been led to expect in one way or another.
- There was an old farmer who sat on a rick / Laughing and waving his big hairy...fist.
This joke is funny because the last word of the second line is expected to rhyme with the last word of the first. In such jokes, a dramatic pause is usually made before the punch word ("fist", in this case).
Another example is this:
- Person 1: Do you want to hear a dirty joke?
- Person 2: Sure.
- Person 1: I fell in the mud.
In this joke, the second person expects to hear a joke like the nun joke earlier on this page, but instead the first person says they fell in the mud, which would make them dirty.
Sick jokes
A subgenre of jokes derives their humor simply from violating taboos and being so blatantly offensive in their subject matter that (for some) the situation becomes funny, not macabre.
One example of such a joke is The Aristocrats, which dates back to Vaudeville.
The phrase "sick jokes" appeared in the New York Times on October 9, 1958, when a football columnist noted that "those macabre 'sick jokes' that appeal to the younger generation are popping up in football quotes." An October 26 article on How These Joke Cycles Start, indicates that the "sick joke" genre was already well in progress. The columnist gives an example:
- Child: "Mommy, when are we going to reach Europe?"
- Mother: "Shut up and keep swimming."
He states that "This body of humor first crawled out from under a stone in London five years ago when several British actors outlined plans for a never-to-be-produced show called The Bad Taste Review." In 1959 a Times columnist opined that "the tide of 'sick jokes' may be ebbing but Tom Lehrer's 'sick songs' are still at flood."
- How do you seat ten Jews in a VW Beetle?
- Two on front seats, two on back seats and the rest in the ashtray.
Tragedy jokes
A type of jokes, usually offensive, that usually pokes fun of tragic situations, a disaster or it can apply to a indivual. One example is Princess Diana Jokes
Dead body jokes
The 1980s and 1990s saw the vogue of the "dead body" joke, a subject which would usually be considered the opposite of "funny." A fair number of the jokes are deriviations of each other, told in sequence for maximum effect. Others derive their humor from the implication that the teller knows from personal experience. The jokes took a new, more offensive, twist in the 1980s by changing "dead body" to "dead baby." Like most jokes, they are funnier when they are told rather than read:
- Q: How do you get 1000 dead bodies into a phone booth?
- A: Use a blender.
- Q: How do you get them out?
- A: ...Nachos
- Q: How do you make a dead body float?
- A1: A glass of root beer, two scoops of ice cream, and a scoop of dead body.
- A2: Take your foot off its head.
- Q: Whats more fun than watching a baby swing around on a clothes line?
- A: Stopping it with a shovel.
- Q: What is worse than finding ten dead babies in a dumpster?
- A: Finding a dead baby in ten dumpsters.
Little Johnny jokes
Main article: Little Johnny.
Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask innocent questions and has a very straightforward thinking. At times he is all too well educated in the terminology of sex, then he is known as "Dirty Johnny", while at others he is all too innocent. He also has cousins across the world: Dirty Ernie, Spanish Jaimito, Mexican Pepito, Colombian Juanito and Benito, Portuguese and Brazilian Joãozinho, Russian Vovochka, Czech Pepíček, Italian Pierino, Estonian Juku, Slovenian Janezek, German Fritzchen, Finnish Pikku-Kalle, Croatian Perica, Romanian Bula, Dutch Jantje, French Toto, Polish Jasiu and Indian Chintu.
- Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: "Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that". Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."
- The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot. "What's that?", the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period."—"Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?"—"Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one... Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."
Ethnic jokes
Ethnic humor is particular to a certain ethnic group or culture and may or may not be the same as an ethnic joke. An ethnic joke relies for humorous effect on peculiarities of a particular ethnicity, real or imaginary. Many of them rely on stereotypes about particular ethnicities, often those from different (neighbour) nations or minorities. For example, Finns tell jokes about Swedes and Gypsies. Sometimes they are considered in good taste, meant to poke fun at or about another culture, while other times they are considered offensive or racist. Sometimes the difference between the two judgements is in the nature of the joke, and sometimes the difference is in the perception of those hearing it.
In an attempt to preserve the humor of ethnic jokes without their derogatory nature, on rare occasions such jokes are told with the word ethnic or some variant in place of the nationality of the subject. For example: "Two ethnics are out duck hunting. They hunt and hunt and hunt and still have not killed one duck. Finally, ethnic #1 says to ethnic #2, 'Maybe we'd do better if we threw the dog up higher.'" Another twist is letting people of that same target group enjoy a monopoly on telling jokes about themselves.
Many ethnic jokes appear in several cultures with nothing changed except the group being disparaged. For example, many American jokes about Canadians, Canadian jokes about Newfoundlanders, British jokes about the Irish, Australian jokes about the British and New Zealanders, Brazilian jokes about the Portuguese, Portuguese jokes about both the Brazilian and African people, especially Mozambican and Angolan people, Indian jokes about Sikhs are identical except for the ethnic group which is the subject of the joke.
A traditional British form of ethnic joke starts "An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman..." (sometimes called Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Scotsman and Paddy the Irishman in Irish versions of the joke; Paddy the Irishman generally delivers the punch line) and may go on to make fun of any of the three by comparison with the other two. Very similar form exists in Russian humor, where the lackadaisical Russian guy is portrayed against two other nationalities from a small stereotype subset, e.g. French for amorousness, Chukchi for naive simplicity, German for prudishness, Georgian for brute virility, Ukrainian for greed, etc.
A notable case is Jewish jokes. The form may be unusual in many languages, using slang words from the Jewish community and a peculiar Yiddish/German construction of phrases. A quote from Martin Grotjahn sums up Jewish humor neatly: "One can almost see how a witty Jewish man carefully and cautiously takes a sharp dagger out of his enemy's hands, sharpens it until it can split a hair in midair, polishes it until it shines, stabs himself with it, and hands it back to his enemy with the silent reproach: Now see whether you can do it half as well." See "Jewish humor" for more.
Asian languages and names have been subject to puns like: "Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive"; "Wai Yu Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice".
Example
- An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all order a beer in a pub. The Englishman's beer has a fly in it, so he orders a new one. The Irishman's beer also has a fly in it, so he picks it up and flicks it away. The Scotsman's beer also has a fly in it, so he picks it up and shouts, "Spit it out! Spit it out!"
- How do Asian parents name their children? They throw silverware down the stairs. (a reference to names like "Wong", "Ping", "Dong", "Chang")
See also
Sexist jokes
A sexist joke is one that expresses the sexist belief that one gender or sex is somehow superior to the other. These are usually told nowadays in conjunction with the Sick Joke category, meaning that they are not intended to be funny because the speaker holds that opinion, but that they are funny for the shock value.
Examples
- Q: Why did God invent yeast infections?
- A: So that women too would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt!
- Q: Why does a man have a hole in the end of his penis?
- A: To get oxygen to his brain!
- Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
- A: Because she was a woman!
- Q: A woman gets hit by a car. Whose fault is it?
- A: It's the woman's fault - what was she doing outside the kitchen?
- Q: A woman gets hit by a car. Whose fault is it?
- A: It's the driver's fault for driving into a kitchen.
- Q: Why do they slap babies on the bottom when they're born?
- A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones.
Helen Keller jokes
A Helen Keller joke is an offensive joke about Helen Keller, usually making fun of her handicaps. (Deaf, Blind, and Mute)
Examples
- Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
- A: They rearranged the furniture!
- Q: Why did nobody hear her?
- A: She was wearing mittens.
- Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
- A: Because she was a woman.
- Q: What did Helen Keller say after running her hands over a cheese grater?
- A: That was the most violent book I ever read.
- Q: Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house?
- A: Neither has she!
Less offensive versions
Sometimes, jokes that may be considered offensive (such as racist and sexist jokes) can be adapted in such a way as to remove the offensive content. This is especially true when the specific race or sex is portrayed as incredibly stupid. In these cases, they may be told involving a blonde or a generic "stupid person" instead of the race or sex in question.
When a trait besides intellect is the topic of the joke, a less offensive adaptation may still be possible. Take, for example, this joke:
- Q: A Jewish man has an erection, and he runs right into a brick wall. What does he say?
- A: "Ow, my nose!"
In this form, the joke is reliant on the stereotype of Jewish men having large noses. However, if the man is replaced with Cyrano de Bergerac (or Severus Snape), the humor remains intact without the use of racial stereotypes.
Blonde jokes
Main article: Blonde jokes.
Blonde jokes are a class of jokes which make light of the stereotype of the blonde woman (or, more rarely, blond man) as unintelligent, sexually promiscuous, or both. Like all humor based on stereotypes, blonde jokes are found offensive by some people. However, they tend not to be as controversial as racial humor or other forms of dark comedy. Many are, in fact, variations on racist jokes that have been adapted specifically to make them less offensive.
A British variant of the blonde joke is the Essex girl joke, which became popular in the late 1980s, and satirizes working-class girls from the county of Essex.
Jokes about animals
Jokes about animals have signs of fable. The animals, which live in the forest, behave like humans. They are depicted with human properties. A fox is usually clever, a bear strong, and a hare astute and cheeky.
Example
- Fox, hare, and bear play cards. Bear says, "If somebody cheats, I will smash his face. His small, red face."
- Bear and Hare are sitting in the woods going No. 2. Bear ask Hare, "Do you find that the poo sticks to your fur?" Hare says, "No, why?" So the bear picks up the hare and wipes his butt with him.
Shaggy dog stories
A shaggy dog story is an extremely long and involved joke with a weak or completely nonexistent punchline. The humor lies in building up the audience's anticipation and then letting them down completely.
Shaggy jokes appear to date from the 1930s, although there are several competing variants for the "original" shaggy dog story. According to one, an advertisement is placed in a newspaper, searching for the shaggiest dog in the world. The teller of the joke then relates the story of the search for the shaggiest dog in extreme and exaggerated detail (flying around the world, climbing mountains, fending off sabre-toothed tigers, etc); a good teller will be able to stretch the story out to over half an hour. When the winning dog is finally presented, the advertiser takes a look at the dog and states: "I don't think he's so shaggy".
You have two cows
A large number of jokes, beginning "You have two cows...", describe what would be done with the cows under a certain political or economic system. The jokes satirize many countries, television shows, religions, and systems, especially bureaucracy, communism, and capitalism.
Examples
- Atheism: You have two cows. They came from nowhere.
- Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours it down the drain.
- Canadianism: You have two cows. Vous avez deux vaches.
- Capitalism: You have two cows. A big cattle company ousts you off the business. You sell your cows and work for the big business.
- Communism: You have two cows. Everyone owns all the cows and everyone is equal. If you happen to be in charge of everyone and their cows, you own more of the cows than everyone because you are more equal than they are.
- Democracy: You have two cows. They outvote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products.
- Dyslexia: You have two wocs.
- Hamas: You have two cows. If you don't remove them from our land, we'll blow them up.
- Racism: You have two cows. One of them is brown.
- Scientology: You have two cows. Sell their milk so that you can go for more auditing.
- South Africa: You had two cows. One has been stolen.
- Surrealism: You have two cows. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Duck jokes
Duck jokes are a particular breed of animal jokes that almost invariably begin, "A duck walks into a bar...." The followup can be as simple as "...and said, 'Ow, that hurts!'" or as complex as this very old joke:
A duck walks into a bar. The bartender is a bit surprised as the duck hops onto the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't." Dejected, the duck hops off the bar and waddles out. The next night, the very same duck walks into the bar. He hops onto the bar and asks, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender shouts, "Look, Duck, I told you last night that we don't have any grapes! Now get out of here, and if you come back tomorrow night and ask for grapes, I'll nail your beak to the bar with a hammer!" Terrified, the duck scampers out of the bar. The next night, the bartender warily eyes the door as the duck walks into the bar. The duck carefully climbs onto the bar and asks, "Do you have a hammer?" The bartender shouts, "No! Of course I don't have a hammer!" So the duck asks, "Do you have any grapes?"
Religion in jokes
There are many categories of jokes on religious subjects.
- Jokes based on stereotypes associated with people of religion. An example is the whole genre of Nun jokes.
- Jokes on classical religious subjects: crucifixion, Adam and Eve, St. Peter at The Gates, etc.
- Jokes that collide different religious nominations: "A rabbi, a medicine man, and a pastor went fishing..."
- Letters and addresses to God.
The magazine The Door describes itself as "The World's Pretty Much Only Religious Satire Magazine." Readers of Ship of Fools realise this is a bit of a joke.
Other classes of jokes
- Administratium
- Drummer joke
- Grape joke
- In Soviet Russia
- Island Joke
- Knock-knock joke
- Meta-joke
- Lightbulb joke
- Russian joke
- Wikipedia:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense
- You have two cows
- Ole and Lena
- Pun
- Bilingual pun
- Chelm
See also
External links
- WikiHumor.com A wiki containing many jokes.
- Adult Joke Database A site containing many adult jokes.
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