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LOVE POTIONS NUMBER NINE
Gods, Gypsies and witch doctors have done their part to play Cupid, but the Food and Drug Administration won't play along. A good over-the-counter love potion is hard to find.

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Oops! Spears says she won't do it again
Britney Spears has issued a mea culpa for driving her sport-utility vehicle with infant son Sean Preston on her lap instead of in a car seat. "I made a mistake, and so it is what it is, I guess," the pop tart told Access Hollywood.

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Psst, America: There's more to watch than just 'Idol'
I'd like to ask TV viewers a favor: Could you please stop watching American Idol? I miss plots. I miss intrigue and witty dialogue (saying something snide in a haughty English accent doesn't count).

BOROWITZ REPORT

Athlete without compelling personal drama expelled from Olympics
Skier concealed adversity-free past from officials
A member of the U.S. Olympic ski team was disqualified from competition today when it was learned that he did not have a sufficiently compelling human story line to exploit on the NBC telecast of the worldwide sporting event.

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MONKEY BUSINESS
With a new movie, toy line and upcoming TV show, Curious George has become the subject of a bona fide marketing blitz. But not all merchandising ideas are good ones. Here are the top 10 rejected Curious George titles.

 

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