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Well, it's different.

First, the parking garage I park in looks EXACTLY like the parking garages in  the old Duke Nukem. Remember that gray cement and Big Freakin' Fans? And stairwells? I'm hunting for the closet where they keep the digital rocket launchers.

Second, there was a long debate about what to do with a live squirrel someone had captured. (I believe it was released into the wild..) At Microsoft.com, we had visiting geese and ducks and even a bunny wander up to the front doors of the building, but no one as they say, bagged any game. Third, there are emails like these....(reprinted with permission of the author) 

From: Michael Foster
Sent: Friday, April 21, 2006 9:21 AM
To: MSN Search Social Announcements
Subject: Tomorrow is Earth Day

 Instant Answer

 Things you can do every day

 History of Earth Day

 Earth Day quiz for kids

 Hug your planet!

 (Only in search would an email consist entirely of URL’s) J

 Michael A. Foster

 

Check it out  ladies and gents!

Permalink:

http://channel9.msdn.com/showpost.aspx?postid=183335

--Betsy

I blogged about it on the MSN Search blog briefly, but as part of the new Betsy world I will be assisting that team with their blog. There are about a bazillion pms in there working on all sorts of stuff and we need to talk more about it.

This is a stretch for me - though I've been "Blog Queen" I never really had to do what I affectionately think of as "content wrangling" or  the  - ahem "- blog shakedown" like the IE and Exchange teams had to do.

Mostly because on this Betsy blog, it would be an internal blog shakedown monologue that went like this:

"Betsy, you know you haven't blogged in X weeks/days."

"Right but all I can talk about my new job now has to do with my cat having a grass stem up her nose."

"Ewww...I shouldn't."

(Devil in my ear: DO IT!)

Team blogging is more about the other guys' voices and other guys' products than me muscling in and putting my own wacky opinions on things. There's also more content obligation - a lot is going on, and making sure people get their posts up in a timely way is also a bit like air traffic control.

Fortunately for me, my own blog remains an outlet for my own creativity and low blogging standards. :)  Look to the MSN Search blog for what's really fit to print.

Live it vivid!

B

 

 

There are a couple of blogging discussions I see going on that have their own merits and are completely unrelated,  yet rattling in my brain this week.

1) the Rory/Dare/Eric discussion I'll roughly call "Your passion underwhelms me/enthusiasthma " about the use of both buzzwords and attitude around Microsoft or other such afflicted companies in order to terrorize everyone into feeling peer pressure to care.

"As long as employees feel pressured to constantly overflow with passion, they’re going to be terrified to speak when it’s time to address what isn’t going so well. I’ve watched projects continue, and not with any great success, fueled mainly by passion. In those cases, yeah, people are being passionate, but they’re putting all this passion into things that aren’t really helping. They’ve been fooled by their own passion."

And this is happening company-wide. It’s like open honesty and skepticism are getting brushed aside for passion. It’s spreading thanks to that other often celebrated social disease, the meme. It’s everywhere. And the word is used so often that it’s losing its meaning.."

--Rory

2) the back and forth that's been going on between the Naked Conversations bloggers (Shel Israel, Robert Scoble) and the CTO of Amazon Werner Vogel. There's a bunch of passion going on about the two authors' visit to Amazon and the critique by Vogel is that there's no revenue-generating meat to the blogging evangelism, ala "where's the  beef?"

The cheap and easy way to tie these two together into a blog post would be to take a shot at Scoble and Shel, say they were too passion-powered and had drunk too much of the blog Kool-Aid, and when they went to Amazon, maybe were too unchecked and passionate to convince the skeptic. I wasn't there so it would be easy to make up some sort of interpretatioin. :D

But actually, I think something deeper just happened . Corporate blogging - when done in a progressive Cluetrain way - is actually a platform by which to be skeptical and challenging. Mini-Microsoft keeps Microsoft on its toes and I think that's entirely healthy. Scoble has had his fair share of unpopular stances which at other companies would be euphemistically called "career limiting."  If no one in the Amazon  Blog Triangle had been skeptical (of each other, or the blogging movement) there would have been no dialogue that as a bystander I found profoundly interesting.

I'm kinda asleep in my corporate executive tracking; I didn't know much of Vogel before this exchange. Now I'm interested in him and his thoughts and how the dialogue progresses. It's a passionate skepticism that I'm seeing unfolding as both sides fence and debate.

Don't get me wrong, I've seen the people Rory warns us about, who substitute passion for brains,hard math, or reality - but you've known that kind of person since high school and your mom warned you about them. :)

What has led to the low points of my career morale hasn't been being surrounded by the passion credo zombies, who are easy to spot, but by the actual zombies...people who don't have the energy to even pretend they have passion, and instead use what little energy they have on just teflon. The people that Mini-Microsoft wants to fire but hey - surprise - they aren't just at Microsoft. These are folks who frankly need some sort of peer pressure passion system to "make" them even appear to care.  (Sort of like a barometric pressure, storm front or something).

For many of them, that's called "money", but money and passion don't always go together (as your Mom told you about that guy the starving artist). The people who care the most about their work often say they would do it for less, just don't tell their boss that. :)

And the thing is, left in their natural state, the Teflons' apathy is catching. Pretty soon you have an environment where no one is accountable, and everyone does the minimum to get by and/or spends energy finagling so someone else gets the blame/task. You'd be stupid not to Teflon in that system - the first one to care has to do all the work piling up. :P

What's refreshing about the Amazon Blog exchange is that Vogel, Scoble and Shel are not asleep. All of these folks are holding both themselves and each other accountable. If they didn't, we'd have yet another mealy-mouthed exchange, full of passive-aggressiveness, and full of reasons why it's ok that something is not done or is ok the way it is.

The reason I dug my old team at Microsoft.com and my new one at MSN/Windows Live is that for the most part I see people around me who really give a darn. Whether they agree with me or not - and believe me not everyone does, I am insufferable - they care enough to talk about it. In case you guys didn't know it, the reason I am cheered to come into work each day is you. And of course the customers who care enough to tell me I am full of it or not. :)

Cheers all, live it vivid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So you know how in the blogging world, especially in the tech blogging world where time is money, money is gear, gear is nirvana and nirvana means 1st person shooter quality time - as I was saying, how tech folks don't want you to waste their time? And, how well, the normal example of a blog post that wastes time or is not on topic, is, a blog post about someone's cat?

Well, avert your eyes, guys, as I lay an official Blog About My Cat on you. If any of you feel too ashamed, don't bother to read on. Assume I've had a spurious lapse. :)

This is sorta relevant to technology in that, I've just switched over to a new team in the WindowsLive/MSN world, and of course it being a new job you want to be omnipresent,everpresent, and presentable during the first few weeks you are there. Well the best laid plans gang aft agley, or gang after the kitty, because a week ago I was called by my housemate saying horror of horrors, my cat seemed to be puking up blood, she was going to take her to the hospital, could I leave Microsoft and come RIGHT NOW. (!!!!)

I was of course in the middle of a meeting, and had to struggle to get out of it ( my officemate was there an graciously told me to get home, she'd hanldle things) and who should pop into the office but my peer pm Jason Wodicka and my boss Nils Pohlmann, both of whom need a ride across the bridge. They note that with the carpool lane I will likely get across to Seattle faster with them and the slight detour we will take to get them to their park and ride/bus locations will be negligible. Fine I say, as visions of my poor evil kitty struggling for her last gasp are filling my brain. Let's go now.

They hop in and immediately, snow falls from the sky (this is Friday March 10th). Then the hailstones appear. I am driving very cautiously thinking: it would be bad form to kill off both my boss and a critical technical coworker in one go, must not skid. Meanwhile of course, since I'm new, and they want to distract themselves from the fact they've entrusted their lives to their new coworker (me) they start making small talk. I edge the car forward. Chitchat. I have no recollection of what they said, because I vacillated between cat dead on arrival and my new team dead on arrival. :P

Finally, I get to drop off my coworkers safely and make it to the hospital. This begins a 3-day saga of in and out of vet clinics where she's throwing up but progressive Xrays are not showing anything new.

Fast forward, $1500 later, to Monday they call me and tell me they are putting the kitty under anesthesia so they can look up her nose. And on Tuesday - I end up working from home that day - they present me with the prize - kitty whole and alive again, and a 12-INCH grass stem they pulled intact out of her nasal cavities. Nils refused to see it. My poor officemate Krista sees it every day because I have it up on the whiteboard where I can see it every day and think: how is this possible?

So if you are facing some sort of hard problem in your life (like say a code problem where the bug is not readily found), and you are feeling sorry for yourself, think of this:

1) no matter what Virginia, miracles do happen, and cats get things up their nose through sheer force of will. Whatever your problem is, and however unlikely the solution may be, hey, miracles do happen that defy logic.

2) no matter how bad it is now, you do not have to spend the day with a 12-inch green stem of grass up your nose

3) you don't have to try to explain this epiphany to your new boss, who hopefully has not noticed all the times that the hailstones and snow were actually endangering his life

Live it vivid! Don't tell The Real Bloggers What I've Done!

Well, this story has awaited some time to be told. Mostly because I spent a lot of time cackling over it as the events progressed and being rather smug, saying I told you so, and so forth. Now I REALLY get to go to town. :)

Remember how I screwed my courage to the sticking place and in August-Sept 2005 went off to speak at TechEd New Zealand and Australia about blogging? While at the Aussie side of the "Betsy Blogs" tour, I spent some time (working Redmond shift remotely) in the Speakers Lounge and happened to be sitting next to Tatham Oddie, a then 17-year-old wunderkind presenter whose 30something flatmate Troy Magennis was ALSO a presenter at TechEd.

Troy charmed me at one of the many conference lunches with the accounting of his presentation to Microsoft Australia about "what do techies really want." Basically, he painted a picture of hard-working blokes, geeky and socially shy, for whom technology was their reason for being. Please Microsoft, he said (or something like it) make better software because frankly, it's all we have to live for. 

His speech was so humorous (ala Robert Benchley's Treasurer's Report) that the Microsoft representatives came up to him afterwards spontaneously and asked him what he wanted. He said,
Dates with women they knew between 25-35 years of age. "

Amazingly enough, Microsoft folks rallied and he got a stack of business cards an inch thick for available women, and ended up in a two year relationship with one of them. That is why he appreciated Microsoft, he said.

So, the final week of my stay in Australia was supposed to be vacation (sadly I was on work email every day), and my adventuresome high school friend Janet flew in separately and joined me.

We went to Cairns and the Great Barrier Reef. We spent the last part of the trip in Sydney where coincidentally, since I was on email every day and conversing with Tatham about his latest geek project, the two of us plotted to have Janet meet Troy.

The game was on...

Tatham had Troy meet us in rather ungeeklike attire - his consulting business suit, very spiffy - and Janet was I thought highly impressed but playing it cool. We went out as a foursome and then added more of Tatham's friends, for drinks and live music. Janet and Troy seemed to be hitting it off rather well.

A few days later, Troy offered to take us up to the Blue Mountains for the last day I would be in the country but, I might add, not the last day Janet would be in Sydney.  (wink wink nudge nudge) He showed us around the scenic vistas, I took a bunch of photos which I may post after I get this blog out the door.

The last I saw of them in Australia was the two of them in the car, when they dropped me off at the airport. But that was not to be the last of Troy seeing Janet.... Troy came back a month later for the MVP Summit, they saw each other at Christmas and well, today I'm happy to announce that the couple is officially engaged!

She's moving to the land down under in the next few months!  The birdies are a chirping!

You know, you hear a lot about Google and Yahoo, but I really have not heard anything about their bloggers creating true romance.

Live it vivid! (and shoutout to Pimping Co-conspirator Tatham Oddie )

B

 

 

Some of this will likely take folks as a surprise (although the hallways have been buzzing around here as the internal mails have flown around), but today  I am stepping down from my position as queen of Microsoft employee blog sites and principal program manager for Gotdotnet to take a new position at MSN (aka Windows Live).

Apparently, what I'm working on is not yet ready for blog consumption, and I'd have to shoot myself if I blogged about it, which would be a bummer because I don't have a gun.. Plus I'd rather die coding, man! Er...well maybe....I'd rather die shot by a jealous blogger. Er...ok, I'd like to go in my sleep actually of old age, with people convinced around me I got an unfair share of love and happiness.

I will continue to be a program manager and I will continue to work in the community spaces (These are the voyagers of the Starship Enterprise...) where no one like me has gone before because frankly,. I ain't been there yet and other people are not crazy enough.

The new queen of GDN and blogs is Jana Carter who can take both projects to lands of perky happiness I could not dream of. She is an avid community advocate inside and outside Microsoft and is totally psyched for the challenge. Plus, she's run a marathon. Anyone who can do that level of pain, can take anything cranky bloggers or Gotdotnet servers can throw at them.

Is it sad to leave? Yeah, it is. GDN has been my baby since I came to work for Microsoft, and the blogs naturally grew out of that. But, both projects are now at a good place for what Sandy Khaund and Korby and crew hope to do in the future, and I'm leaving them in the hands of a person  who "gets it" about community and putting customers first. You can't ask for better than that.

So from now on, this blog will be about blogging and community and collaboration - but in a whole new way perhaps, and not from the person who troubleshoots employee blogs or Gotdotnet bugs, but from the person hoping to earn a new tiara. Or at least propeller-head hat. I could live with a dorky propeller if it levitated me.

Live it vivid!

Betsy

 

I stole the name of this post from Raymond Chen's post of a similar name.  What makes it great is that Raymond writes about 1,001 posts to my one. So by the time I reference his post with mine, it's buried on his blog, like I discovered ancient Mayan ruins or something and the post content is all new again.

The other reason I feel impelled is that actually no one has ever told me I write like a girl, either penmanship-wise or the way I erratically string phrases together. It might be that no one can read my penmanship 'cause I type on the computer a lot. Unlike Raymond's penmanship which is apparently in use. Also I try to throw in masculine words like..er...mojo or ...er....compiler. Yeah, I will throw my big manly compiler on the .. er...heap. Socks! Balls!

(this is so not working)

Yes it is hard to even figure out how to try to write like a man. I mean, I write like me and I've spent my whole life in this Betsy-grown soft gray brain mush, thanks, and except for a bad Mark Leyner phase I am so over - so over it baby - I always write like me. I'm lazy and that's the easiest person to imitate.

Ok, the real reason I am writing this post is also to pimp what Raymond was kind enough to pimp for me  first- my tongue in cheek history of Microsoft blogging ...you can't see the graphic as well as the print version, but that's Britney Spears there in the corner. Not with the cape and muscles. The other thingie.

The TechNet people thought it was good so I hope you do too. There's a girl in there writing, you know. Writing like a girl.

Nuts! And, Live it Vivid!

 

EDIT: Had to update this to reflect 5pm start of downtime. Sorry about that; there's a chance it may go shorter than 10pm but we want to be safe in warning you all.

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Yep, sucks.

We are hauling servers over to another location. As in. Toting that bale, hauling that digital derriere.

The rest of the site will be up. Workspaces will be down. Yes, I know what redundancy means. Part of moving stuff around is getting to that hallowed place. Send technical issues to the gdnfeed email/contact us. We will be listening.

Feb 20th had the downtime we hoped to avoid but it was resolved by midnight, which was good. All I know is, I ain't writing no more blues. :)

B

Well, the other day I was minding my business, being a Program Manager, when I realized I had not chatted with Chris Sells in a while. I used to see him more often when he worked in MSDN, but now he has some ridiculously important job in a product team upon which the value of my stock depends. Go figure.

He's still a nice guy though, and we chatted about what it means to be a program manager. I've run into a fair number of people who think being a pprogram manager is some sort of license to kick back and boss people around. They think: hey, why should I write code/testplans/marketingcopy, when what I could really be is some bigshot PM (just one letter away from PMS mind you) waving my hands around and making other people write code/testplans/marketing copy.

Even people who know me and realize that I ship something on Gotdotnet, if not every few weeks, every month - people who see me stagger down the halls for a cup of coffee with the haunted expression of the caffeine-damned - have said things that made me realize they thought being a program manager was some sort of cushy hand-wave. Or maybe its commentary on what they think of ME.

("Hah," they think. "Who is this chick? She snorts Diet Coke accidentally up her nose all the time when she laughs the wrong way. I can do HER job.")

Well, if you read some of Chris Sells' posts on being a pm you will get more of the real insider deal. Steve Sinofsky did a super nice job too in his blog posts for college grads, but Chris is talking about things he's learning with his team on a daily basis. Agile development is the new watchword around the program management discipline; it mixed old fashioned accountability with a process that ties the team to results without making it too inflexible. It's not always easy to do right, but when it goes right, the process hums.

Anyway, as happens when you browse a blog as eclectic as Chris Sells', you can expect to something that just alters your brain from its previous genetic patterns. This comic from Rory had me laughing so hard, Sandy Khaund in the next office over asked me what he did wrong this time. I sent him the link and then went staggering, weeping like a baby and giggling the whole time, to the ladies room to try and get some sort of dignity back.

I am here to tell you that it sucks to snort office coffee up your nose worse than Diet Coke, even when figuring in the fizzy bits. Also, if women at Microsoft hear cackling of laughter coming out of the women's room, they tend to flush a lot more, hoping not to get involved.

(Other people have told me they "don't get" Rory's genius with this comic. I think for me it helps I have traded email with ChrisAn about BlogX in the blogs.gotdotnet.com old days, seen groupies follow Don Box around like puppies at conferences, and been mentored on public speaking by Chris Sells who taught me how not to puncture my own ego while speaking in front of an audience. I indeed have met Rory but he wore pants, so that was not actually an assist in deciphering the comic. You DO have to hear the Chris Sells Burning Man song. It was done with a wastebasket)

Sandy also has a great blog post right now called "Brokecode Mountain".  One thing that I think people forget about the program manager role is how much customer service and support really plays a part. Whether you are supporting internal customers, like I do the Microsoft employee bloggers, or external ones like our PSS support people do (or the GDN team for Gotdotnet), that ability to re-think, to re-absorb, and alter your point of view based on feedback is critical to your job as program manager. It's not just herding cats, but listening to them yowl. Sandy went to the frontlines and he listened.

Yowl on, everyone. Remember the Gotdotnet deployment Feb 20th - we hope for no downtime but exercise caution on that day.

Live it vivid! :)

 

EDIT: Man, I almost forgot, speaking of punctured egos. I might be on Channel 9 soon. More on that later when they actually shoot the darn thing. :)

 

 

 

I have received multiple requests for pimpage and I feel that Dave has had his moment. Now, I must spread the love.

First, even though they did not ask for pimpage, I say: thank you to the Gotdotnet community members who waited for us as we achieved the victory! ...yes, the Visual Studio plugins are working again! I have passed along your info to Doug Seven so that when we get a "develop Gotdotnet on Gotdotnet" project, he gives you a ping.

Second, because they paved the way for the VS plugin victory, I salute Microsoft.com ops! Yes and did you know they have a blog?  Take your ops problems to the people, people!

Third, I feel that I must celebrate the holiday with something other than Gotdotnet (although the kindness of the GDN community had me sentimental this morning). Since I in no way resemble this blog site, I feel I should send you to Cute Overload.  There. You have had it. Pimpage and cuteness.

On to the next thing, which is - Feb 20th we are having a deployment for Gotdotnet that may take the site offline for an hour or so. (Actually we are working so that it does not, but we may not be able to avoid it). I am sure people feel like we ought to have our servers mounted on little wheels, they move around so much but yes, we actually have to move SQL servers again, and its some Datacenter Thing We Must Do. Like I said, we will try to minimize the downtime pain, but, if we can't, we apologize in advance.... go look at the Cute Blog or something while you wait.

Live it vivid!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, the master has revealed himself.

My imminently suave co-worker, nicknamed by our director Sandy Khaund "Dayslick" at last year's TechEd, wearer of a tie to Microsoft just last week - Dave Morehouse is blogging.

Followers of my blog have seen me write odes to Dave before in Marketing Eye for the Dev Guy Part I. Dave is that person in our group who not only makes documents that Lenoardo da Vinci weep, but wears clothes to make Leonardio di Caprio envious.

Dave is that guy who keeps us on our toes and reminds us what slobs we truly are. His office is furnished, not with Microsoft Standard Gray Issue Furniture (tm), but classy Dania light beech. I kid you not. His is the snazziest office in my row, and not even counting the fact that my office with wall to wall Diet Coke remnants (dried and metallic) skews the average down.

While I do this blog pimpage for others on my team, I feel compelled to add commentary on blogs that you can see clearly linked from Dave's blog. Jana Carter is our eternally perky, upbeat champion of forums and chat...go to her blog if you want to feel good for sure. Brent, the only program manager on our team who could play Ol' Union Guy, will not exactly cheer you up, but he will make you wonder. It's not possible to categorize Brent's point of view except strictly his own, don't come crying to me, etc. :)

It's not clear what Dave will do against this backdrop of perky and quirky, but my guess it will be better dressed than any Microsoft employee has a right to be.

You go there, Dave. And while you are at it, tell me how you get your office all tidy like that. :)

 

You might say this is tempting fate. You might say, Betsy, on a regular basis you spit into the wind, scratch your armpits at the mighty, laugh and try to drink Diet Coke at the same time.You walk the razor edge of sanity on regular basis. Why the heck would you want to risk the wrath of supernatural forces by saying what you are about to say?

(silence)

Gotdotnet had a deployment today. All the apps moved. DNS changed a bit. We went to screaming 64-bit Web servers.

(silence)

Hear that? That's the sound of NO  angry emails hitting my inbox. That's the sound of NOBODY NOTICING. :)

Now, every deployment won't be like that - we have one coming up that will result in some site downtime we can't avoid. And, this one wasn't actually painless - the mscom ops crew and the GDN team slaved literally for most of January to make this so boring. And yes, if you see something broken, do tell us. GDNFEED is the right email and we check it every day. It may be that folks overseas will have some difficulty because of DNS propagating more slowly across those servers. We had that happen when blogs.msdn.com moved to new servers as well. :(

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure, you say. That pm Betsy could be making this stuff up. She could say "Hey, we deployed today!" and be completely lying. Pretending stability she doesn't have.

Believe me with the bad rap GDN has gotten in the past, if I were that kinda person I'd have done that already. But, I ain't. Also, I have NEVER pretended to have stability. I barely pretend to have sanity!

Send us your feedback and bugs if you got 'em - in the meantime live it vivid!

 

 

This weekend was all about books.

The big bash on Saturday was with Robert Scoble and Shel Israel celebrating their new book, Naked Conversations.  I learned that not only can I make Mom proud by the fact I'm actually mentioned in their book, I got the two authors to sign it just for her. (Don't buy one Mom! I'm sending it in the mail!).

Phil Weber also gets his karmic due (or payback?) by being the founder of my fan club and mentioned in my paragraphs. Don't say I don't bring people along with me.

While stuffing my face with chocolate and espresso, I ran into Mike Torres, who is also penning a blogging book on MSN Spaces, and perhaps what the blogosphere really wants even more than reading about all of us talking about ourselves - the book by Duncan Mackenzie and Brian Johnson's  Xbox360 for Dummies. Talk about superb rationalization for getting a 360 before anyone else! Gentlemen, I salute you.

Also I have to salute them for getting me to believe that guy you were talking to was Jeff Bezos.  (Bezos actually lives near the house where the party was, so it wasn't that out of the realm mof possibility). When they finally told me he wasn't THAT Jeff, my two former compadres from MSDN expressed amazement that I was unfazed, and immediately opened the copy of the book for "Jeff" and said, hey, look at me, I'm in the first 25 pages! I am sure I'm going straight to hell but well, I may never be on the first 25 pages of a book again. Milk it while you can, baby! (and I'd also ordered some copies before I knew I could get them signed at the party, from amazon - so I had the moral high ground!)

Everyone who met me overseas at TechEd Australia or Europe knows exactly how unschmoozerific I am.

The good news on my writing front is that with luck, I will have an irreverent article on blogging in TechNet Magazine (you know, old fashioned print) very soon. I will post when it comes out.

Live it vivid, and take your vitamins this winter - something's going around.

Everyone probably saw this over the holidays, but I only did this evening and I laughed til I cried. Mostly because Scoble is the least likely person I know of to pull a banana on someone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch.php?v=Fa8PB9P9KOM

No, I don't know who Mini-Microsoft is. No, it ain't me; you've all read the article where the interviewer is allowed to confirm the guy's a dude and I sure as heck ain't no dude. I think he's one of the more interesting perspectives on the company.

Heck, if he has mad ninja skillz we need him over here to be the test lead for Gotdotnet; I can't be doing this wire-fu stuff alone. :)

 

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