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It appears the marriage between Paul McCartney and that awful woman is over.
Sir Paul is in for a fairly hefty divorce settlement it would seem, what with him being extremely rich. Heather will be able to buy a house full of legs. According to the Daily Mirror, the situation has become untenable. A source said: "Paul hasn't come to this decision lightly, but felt things couldn't carry on as they were." This news we imagine will please the Wookie greatly. Both parties have declined to comment so far but a statement is expected today. We're not the first to say it but you could do better Sir Paul, even in your Liberace phase with your purple rinse and the fact you wobble your head annoyingly and give everything the thumbs up and you can't write great tunes anymore and stuff - TALK! |
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Songs Of Green Pheasant Aerial Days | |
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TALK: Mewl or rinse here, monkey! |
