Chelsea Pensioners!

Two men who should know better bitching like a pair grandmas over the last 40 DD saggy fit brassiere in in Primark? Why, must be Jeres and Luke delivering the latest installment of PlayLouder radio, then - and for the very last time in Chelsea FC, as Abraham the Witch has decided he needs the pennies for an extension to his yacht and an invasion of Fulham. Or something. For this month's live broadcast they're ably joined by by PlayLouder's most loping scribe John Doran, who gives us his quality feature Now There's 60 Seconds Of Life I'll Never Get Back for the second time along some cans of booze, and of course our generous host and producer Mr Jonathan Beck. Ah, and there's music too, from your likes of Killing Joke, Princess Superstar, Terry Edwards, Animal Collective, and Wire; PLUS! New stuff from Kaito, Autocat, Blood Safari and more.

PLUS! Hear the secrets of the PlayLouder boys nocturnal emissions (we're sure you've always wanted to), hark at our failure to do an an interview with Nikki from Kaito, and listen with extreme exultation to the BIGGEST AND GAYEST GAY BANGER EVER in all the history of gay bangers. Yup, this big gay banger is so big and gay it'd make you think that certain members of the white-toothed Hollywood A-List are family men with buns in the oven, so it would.

LISTEN to the fat version HERE!!!
LISTEN to the skinny version HERE!!!



Presented by: Luke Turner and Jeremy Allen
Produced by: Jonathan Beck




T*R*A*S*H RADIO 26!

They're sprightly fellows at Trash this time around, readers, bringing you their new radio show that's just after the quarter century (so that's 26) in near record time. Yes! Two months! They'll be on drive time soon. What's more, they burned the candle to get it to you, leaving a tiddled PlayLouder in their wake post-Gossip gig to head to Trash Studios to knock out the usual great music, interviews, live tracks and familial banter.

Oh, and there's a "dismal" number of live tracks and interviews, according to Erol. Don't put yourselves down lad, for what we have is Comanechi and Hot Chip, and there's more room for the music innit. So avoid this March's grey skies and God's endless urination outside, dunk a Hob Nob and tune in to Trash Radio 26...

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We are one!

Albert Tuning is born to bring a wealth of music to your face, via your units.the state51 conspiracy was met on the internet and subsequently befriended lots of loving record labels who begat tuneful worthiness.

In this first episode Albert gets hot under the cover with some recent releases from the barnyard including Chikinki, Tunng, Ebb, Fujiya & Miyagi, Hanne Hukkelberg, Betchadupa, Cursor Miner, 33htz, Ghostlyman, Man Like Me, Kid Creme, Holly Golightly, Marissa Nadler, of Montreal, Trackheadz, The Organ, Grupo Batuque, Crazy Girl and Eberg. Meanwhile and perhaps more importantly Albert Tuning performs 'Speaking' and Mr Bush babbles.

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Listen to all the latest (and not-so-latest) tracks from the official Beggars Group internet radio. They've got The White Stripes, Lemon Jelly, Devendra Banhart, Dizzee Rascal, Badly Drawn Boy, Basement Jaxx, Peaches, and tons more!

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