AID AIDS

Boy George sentenced to help sufferers

18 May 2006

In a recent interview Boy George bleated on about how terrified he was of being forced to do something humiliating and paparazzi-friendly for his community service - litter picking was his greatest fear, apparently, so he must be dead chuffed that all he has to do is stroke some people with AIDS! Did a world of good for that wretched Diana woman, that.

Boy George was convicted for wasting police time last year, after he distracted the valiant officers of the NYPD from their designated donut diviner duties by claiming he was being burgled - when they arrived at the singer's flat, they found a keyboard covered with chang, but George wasn't convicted because the case was full, like a Krispy Kreme, of holes.

Anyway, George issued a brief statement saying he was pretty chuffed with having to go and work in the AIDS hospice, saying "You can choose things so I'm going to work in a hospice which is good."

Make him clean the bedpans - TALK!

More Boy George news:

03 Nov 2006	Culture Vulture Boy George's former band slam him for underhand behaviour
15 Aug 2006	Let Sweeping Giants By Culture Club's George gives vultures the bird
31 Jul 2006	Karma Chameleon Boy George becomes litter picker for his crimes
28 Jun 2006	Boy Interrupted Boy George bunks community service
19 Jun 2006	'Club Together 80s legends reform - without Boy George

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