The Reason Direct-to-Video Was Invented by Brandon Curtis
Simply awful.
Abel Ferrara's 'R Xmas by Jeremiah Kipp
Maverick filmmaker Abel Ferrara returns. Imagine O. Henry's The Gift of the Magi relocated to the scuzzy underbelly of NYC's drug scene. Merry friggin' Christmas!
Two Shorts by Truffaut by John Nesbit
Two short films about young love expertly told by Truffaut.
Dare to be Stupid by John Beachem
The ultimate guide to Al's storied music video career.
Every Jury Needs a Fonda by John Nesbit
Well acted drama about the judicial system. Face your next jury call prepared!
History and Future Collide by Rachel Gordon
A thrilling science fiction by Terry Gilliam that's entertaining for all ages, sexes, and creeds.
Searching for Happiness by John Nesbit
Are you happy? Have you found fulfillment in your daily life? These are among the questions explored in this extremely well acted and scripted drama.
An Editing Nightmare by Lee Chase IV
13 Ghosts looks good, but for the mind, it produces headaches.
A Star Is Born by Lee Chase IV
13 Going on 30 announces Jennifer Garner as a true movie star. Look out Hollywood!
Zenny's Play-By-Play: An Analysis of The 13th Warrior by Jeremiah Kipp
Zenny takes on Banderas: a blow-by-blow account.
Time's Up by Jeremiah Kipp
"Who else but crazy men would film their crimes?"
Fast Lane to Nowhere by Brandon Curtis
Paul Walker tries to hard but Tyrese hits the right notes in 2 Fast 2 Furious.
John Singleton's 2 Fast 2 Furious by Jeremiah Kipp
Put your blouse back on. 2 Fast 2 Furious is auto-eroticism for dummies.
H.G. Lewis' 2000 Maniacs by Mike Bracken
One of the seminal early gore films--from the men who created the subgenre.
More Baseball Drama than Costner Dreams by John Nesbit
Most exciting World Series is chronicled here. A real keeper for all baseball fans--especially if you're an Arizona fan, who will replay this one countless times to relive the dream season with the better than Hollywood ending.
Visually Tripping Through Space and Time by John Nesbit
You can learn a lot about a person who has seen 2001: A Space Odyssey by listening to his explanations of what he saw.
2001 And The Space-Time Continuum by Tony Pellum
We travel through space and time while Kubrick confuses us. We are violent, limited creatures incapable of understanding the infinite.
Soaked in Colors of Sadness by Lee Chase IV
2046 is a rich experience where tone and atmosphere triumph over character and story, but to an effective degree.
Everything's Gone Green (Fab Foreign Flick) by John Dean Alfone
Cinema verite meets fiction in social commentary that promotes fun and freedom!
Time After Time by Kathleen Diehl
It's Kiefer Sutherland in real time, and it's the best show to come along in a long while.
Spike Lee's 25th Hour by Jeremiah Kipp
Maybe Spike Lee's response to 9-11 is shellshock and confusion, but that's not enough to build his latest movie on.
The 25th Hour by Brandon Curtis
A powerful read becomes a powerful film.
Sandra Bullock Defies the Kevin Bacon Curse by Laurie Edwards
28 Days is a surprising winner, one that indicates there really might be talent behind Sandra Bullock's pretty face.
Death, desolation and the importance of family in England by Brandon Curtis
28 Days Later is a blood and guts laden meditation on the breakdown of families and the necessity of being a part of one.
A Zombie Representation of the Human Condition by Tony Pellum
28 Days Later... was directed toward the demographic who cheered for the Jeepers Creepers 2 and Freddy Vs. Jason trailers before the lights went down. This isn't entirely fair, for (as viewers of The Beach know all too well) this isn't the movie you think it is.
Going Psycho in Tokyo by John Nesbit
Interesting contest film, requiring a battle to be shot in one location with just two actors. Two actresses vie for the same role, and will do anything to land it.
When Actresses Attack! 2LDK by Mike Bracken
Yukihiko Tsutsumi hits a homerun in this wicked black comedy.
Instruments of the Sublime by Jeremiah Kipp
"I had decided by the age of five that my lifelong career would be a concert pianist—I feel my mother had decided some time earlier. . ."
Adolescent Wisdom by Rachel Gordon
Catherine Breillat's honest portrayal of angst allows for old and young to learn together.
Putting Human Faces on a Historic Hate Crime by John Nesbit
On Birmingham Sunday the blood ran like wine, And the choirs kept singing of Freedom.
Life as a Celibate by Lee Chase IV
As the first no-sex comedy, 40 Days and 40 Nights earns enough laughs to merit a recommendation.
Yeah, it felt about that long by John Beachem
Do you find it funny when guys babble about how hot chicks are? If so, here’s your movie.
French New Wave Masterpiece by John Nesbit
Most people can relate to this film—as long as they've had clueless teachers, ditched class, or had dysfunctional families.
The Smell of the Crowd, the Roar of the Greasepaint by David Abrams
What Great Depression? We're tapping our way to happiness!
Crystal's Gift to Baseball Fans by John Nesbit
Competent baseball docu-drama that will be highly rated by baseball fans (even though it's about the Damn Yankees of 1961)
Arnold vs. Arnold by Jeremiah Kipp
Arnold as everyman in a Total Recall situation.
The Best of September 11 Reflections by Rachel Gordon
7 Days in September reflects upon a collective wound, and offers insight as to the adaptability of the human spirit that we may often neglect in our daily lives.
Eminem's debut film is captivating and lyrical by Brandon Curtis
Eminem breaks through stereos and onto the silver screen in 8 Mile.
Uninspired and Overrated by Lee Chase IV
For all its hype, 8 Mile is a standard triumph of the human spirit story, showcased by Eminem's uninspiring performance.
8 Women: A To Die For Mystery That's As Fun As It Is Dangerous by Tiffany Sanchez
Catherine Deneuve, Isabelle Huppert and Fanny Ardant star in this delicious musical mystery about a wealthy industrialist who is found murdered in his chateau during a winter snowstorm.
Singing in the Snow by John Dean Alfone
Singing in the Snow
Touching and Tragic: 9 Souls by Mike Bracken
A beautiful blending of comedy and tragedy.
The Day Reality Bit—The Firefighters' Viewpoint by Laurie Edwards
The horrors are made even more powerful by the Naudets and Hanlon not feeling the need to show burning people taking a dive off the Towers; your imagination can show you what they had the good taste not to.
Broken Pride by Dan Callahan
A Hen in the Wind is one of Yasujiro Ozu's most disturbing films.
There's No Escaping Violence by Lee Chase IV
Cronenberg continues to prove why he is one of the last great auteurs with A History of Violence, an uncompromising look at one of our country's oldest hertiages.
Flesh and Fantasy by Dan Callahan
A Kid for Two Farthings is Carol Reed's last good movie before decline set in.
Vin Diesel does the whole revenge thing in A Man Apart by Brandon Curtis
A Man Apart will do just fine for a rainy day. It misses greatness but works just fine as far as genre pictures go.
Style Over Substance—But in a Good Way by Brandon Curtis
Ekin Cheng lives by the sword in A Man Called Hero.
Freedom for us! by John Beachem
A funny, charming little movie that wisely never takes itself as seriously as the critics do.
Nobody's Perfect by Dan Callahan
Douglas Sirk's A Scandal in Paris is a scandalous masterwork.
Spielberg's Pinocchio by John Nesbit
Spielberg created a very adult movie for the 2001 summer blockbuster season. Worth a look, but don't expect another E.T.
Do Mechas Dream of Blue Fairies? by Lee Chase IV
A.I. is a wonderful visual achievement, but it fails thematically.
Kiarostami Visits Uganda by John Nesbit
Fascinating "home movies" of life in Uganda, recorded by Iran's most prominent film director.
Hugh Fidelity by David Abrams
There are no violated pastries in the Weitz brothers' latest comedy--just an outstanding performance by Hugh Grant and a smart, witty script which--among other things--is not afraid to kill a duck.
No man is an island by John Beachem
Nothing new, but it’s funny, honest, and endearing.
Jack Sleepwalks Through Banality by John Nesbit
Instead of presenting Jack with an undeserved Oscar nod, give him the Thalberg. Even a wonderful Kathy Bates isn't enough reason to suffer through this mediocrity.
The Evil Effects of Corporate America by Lee Chase IV
About Schmidt is a bit overrated, but it still worked for me as an oddball character study.
Gritty Side of Rome by John Nesbit
Pier Paolo Pasolini paints portraits of Rome's underbelly, following the hopeless of its slums through a charismatic pimp.
Being Charlie Kaufman by Brandon Curtis
The best film about the plight of the writer since 2000's Wonder Boys
Inside Creativity by John Nesbit
Reality vs. illusion takes some strange twists in the Everglades (or does it?)
Hopeless Love and Eternal Hatred in post-WWII Czechoslovakia by Laurie Edwards
Though not an easily accessible film, Adelheid is worth the effort it takes to learn to love it.
Italy Sends Forth Erotic Hedonism at Its Finest by Aly Walansky
Adored: Diary of a Porn Star is more than a porn star's diary -- it's a dramatic comedy about a self-proclaimed erotic superhero, complete with subtitles.
My Little Schmuckaroo by Daniel Briney
Emperor Buckaroo is, as they say, "ass-nekkid".
An ad hoc family developed on the road by Stephen Murray
iewers who are not freaked out by men kissing can enjoy the French countryside scenery, the delightfully individuated characters met on the way (especially Patchou), and the warm but vulnerable title character.
Not As Bad As Rollerball, But Not Much Better by Lee Chase IV
The Adventures of Pluto Nash is an embarrassing movie filled with stale gags and wasted cast. Not as bad as Rollerball, but not much better either.
Shoot the moon... by Brandon Curtis
... and shoot Eddie!
Hollywood Hurts Moose and Squirrel (or, Get Out the TV Reruns) by John Nesbit
I felt like Whoopi Goldberg's judge character when she puts on her glasses, excited to see Rocky and Bullwinkle for the first time, and declares, “Celebrities are above the law!”
On the Road with Zatoichi: Adventures of Zatoichi by Mike Bracken
One of the transitional films in the Zatoichi canon--and a lot of fun to boot.
Fading Stars, Plodding Adventures by Tony Pellum
The film plays as an old-fashioned romance in a rugged setting, but Huston goes into autopilot, assuming his stars can carry the lightweight narrative.
Dysfunctional Reflections in an Hourglass by Jeremiah Kipp
Julie and Nick double-deal with Lara and Jonny. Sexual tension ensues. Oh, and it's in Canada!
Corpse-Fucking Art: Nacho Cerda's Aftermath by Mike Bracken
Nacho Cerda's Aftermath: the greatest necrophilia flick ever made. 'Nuff said.
Buñuel's First Surreal Feature by John Nesbit
Scorpion fights, praying bishops that rot on the rocks, a child is shot for punishment, toe fellacio on marble statues—Bunuel turns dreams into film that changed our cinematic vision.
Beautiful—If You Have Time by Laurie Edwards
Even with the beauty of the stars and the scenery, this film should have been half as long as it is. Fast forward through the dry bits.
Fly the Friendly Skies by Dan Callahan
Airport 1975 is a masterpiece of bad cinema, what with Helen Reddy, Linda Blair, Gloria Swanson and Karen Black all on board.
Another Day in Jerusalem by John Nesbit
With a typical romantic comedy plot, Rana's Wedding takes place against the serious backdrop of conflicts in Jerusalem, making this a memorable homage to the daily life that goes on in the ancient holy city.
John Wayne's Passion Play by John Nesbit
Who would've thought that Davy Crockett would sound and walk like John Wayne?
One for the History Channel! by John Nesbit
Unless you're a simple minded flag waving Texas patriot, the imperfect 2004 version of The Alamo slaughters John Wayne's 1960 fictionalized myth.
A Bad Night at the Bar by Laurie Edwards
Kevin Spacey has the touch, no matter which side of the action he's on.
Chronicling Indian Self-Determination by John Nesbit
Alcatraz may be a dim memory for some, but Indian activists remember those nineteen glorious months in the late sixties as inspiration.
Artful Russian Propaganda by John Nesbit
If you're a film geek, you will need to see this some day. If you are interested in film, at least check out the battle scene near the end.
Not So Great Alexander by John Nesbit
Oliver Stone loves to teach us history, but he mangles the intriguing Alexander the Great mosaic into another endurance contest.
Alexander the Tepid by John Nesbit
Oliver Stone won't have to work very hard to top this "original" 1956 epic about the legendary Alexander the Great.
Home Sweet Prison by John Nesbit
Memorable minimalist drama that explores banal existence and dysfunction with a surprise birthday video that changes a man's life.
No Thrilla in Manila by John Nesbit
If you want to see how Muhammad Ali impacted boxing and brought joy to the sport, avoid this film. See When We Were Kings instead.
Young and the Damned Fantasy by John Nesbit
Tepid version of life in the streets for Casablanca's urchins.
Tainted Teutonic Love by Keith Uhlich
For tonight's main course we have 'Fear' - a dish, like revenge, best served cold.
Was the '60s Really Like This (Or Was I Tripping Elsewhere)? by John Nesbit
What the hell was the Academy smoking when it nominated Arthur Penn as Best Director for this half-baked idea?
Scott's Cold and Lonely Space by John Nesbit
Alien plays like the dark side of George Lucas’ Star Wars and Stanley Kubrick’s 2001.
The set by which all others must be judged by Kevin Buffington
The definitive collection of Alien material and probably the greatest box set to ever be released.
The Best of Biting Women by Rachel Gordon
New to DVD is this brilliant definition of the word "classic," which still resonates in laughter and intelligence fifty years later.
Shunji Iwai's All About Lily Chou Chou by Mike Bracken
While the idea is an interesting one, the execution is what ultimately kills Shunji Iwai's All About Lily Chou Chou.
Bling, bling by Brandon Curtis
Not solid gold but close enough.
Day to Day Living by John Nesbit
If you lived in a dysfunctional family, you'll recognize the characters. Hell, if you've ever questioned your day to day existence, you should relate to Leigh's film as well.
In the (Bloodless) Trenches by Kathleen Diehl
War is hell, and hell is really boring. It's death by dullness, and no one here gets out alive.
Flirting With Death For the Sake of Art by Rachel Gordon
An autobiographical exploration of self-destructive life in the fast lane by Bob Fosse.
Showtime! by Laurie Edwards
"It's showtime, folks!"
Emotional Complexity and Honesty Amidst 1944 Berlin by John Dean Alfone
Emotional Complexity and Honesty Amidst 1944 Berlin
Crazy Little Thing Called Love by Dainon Moody
"Who would you have sex with more: me or a preacher?" - Bust-Ass
Struggling Towards A Truth by Keith Uhlich
As opposed to All The False Ones...
The American Way by Dainon Moody
It's not often you hear about a fan rushing the stage not just to get her sweat-soaked scarf but to slip her impersonator a “thank you” tongue in return.
For Rock Music Supporters (or is that Groupies?) by John Nesbit
Cameron Crowe has taken his experience as a teenage writer and translated it refreshingly here as a coming-of-age film.
Cameron Crowe's Rock 'n' Roll Memories by Jeremiah Kipp
Lester Bangs taught me everything I know about rock 'n' roll, and then I made a movie.
Exploring the Journey Film, Part 2 by Tony Pellum
The biggest tragedy is that Chris Farley didn't have a chance to return to even Beverly Hills Ninja status or belly-flop on any more tables.
Ken Russell's Grand Illusion by Rachel Gordon
Altered States is a mind-bending confrontation with faith decades after its making, despite what now look like cheap visual effects.
Amadeus (The Director's Cut) by John Nesbit
Milos Foreman clears up a couple of open ended questions with his R-rated Director's Cut version of Amadeus. It's wonderful to experience this gem on the big screen again !
Sounds of Apartheid by John Nesbit
Protest songs are absolutely vital for Freedom Fighters. Watching the dancing and chanting may inspire your tired bones to give a damn!
Meeting Up in the Land of the Midnight Sun by John Nesbit
Intelligent love story that deeply probes both its characters and Life's metaphysical and romantic nature.
Small Town Nostalgia, Fellini Style by John Nesbit
Remember growing up? Humor is often a function of time passing ... Amarcord lets you return for a fun time.
Hal Hartley's Amateur by Jeremiah Kipp
Accountancy, Murder, Amnesia, Torture, Ecstasy, Understanding, Redemption
Taking a Break at a Parisian Cafe by John Nesbit
You may just want to pack your bags for Paris after watching this romantic fable.
Mundane Holocaust "Drama" by John Nesbit
Worthwhile stage play (adapted badly for the screen) shows true life story of SS officer that tries to get the Pope to expose Holocaust horrors.
The Sweet Heart of Julia Roberts Can't Save America's Sweethearts by David Abrams
I was sweet on Roberts and Cusack, but sour on the script.
Star Vehicle by John Nesbit
American Aristocracy pokes fun of the pre-WWI nouveau riche, but serves primarily as a star vehicle for Douglas Fairbanks.
The Dangerous Lives of Indian Musicians with Overbearing Parents by Brandon Curtis
Fresh, funny, 100% feel-good story.
The American Dream and the Human Condition by Tony Pellum
Mark's films are not "moral tales" as his brother confusedly suggests. Instead they are a celebration of film, a purpose to move forward and an (albeit twisted) celebration of life for, despite broken relationships, dysfunctional childhoods, credit card debt, drugs, alcohol, gambling, death, jail time, and having to clean up other people's shit, American Movie is, if not redemptive, at least celebratory in its humanity.
Insert Your Own Generic "Another Slice" Title Here by John Scalzo
Take scenes from the original, add lesbians, and mix.
The Banality of Evil: Mary Harron's American Psycho by Mike Bracken
A fantastic adaptation of one of my favorite serial killer novels of all time.
A Satisfying Final Slice by Lee Chase IV
American Wedding is a solid final entry to a surprisingly funny series. The standout element is finally seeing Stifler put on the spot.
That Darned Bloody Toilet! by Jeremiah Kipp
One of the most overrated horror flicks of recent memory. "Get out," indeed!
Life as a Dog in Mexico City by John Nesbit
Stimulating view of both under- and middle-class life in Mexico City in the film debut of director Alejandro González Iñárritu.
The German Scream by Jeremiah Kipp
Run, Franka, run!
Run Lola Run 'cause Benno's got a knife! by Brandon Curtis
Anatomy gets dissected by mediocrity.
Life Lessons by John Nesbit
NYU student Andrew Jenks spends 36 days of his summer vacation in a Florida assisted living facility and shares his video diary in a humorous, poignant, and entertaining documentary.
Playing Mind Games: Sogo Ishii's Angel Dust by Mike Bracken
A somewhat flawed, but still entertaining, Japanese thriller. Expect an American remake to be announced any time in the next ten minutes or so...
Preminger's Angel Face of Death by Dan Callahan
Preminger cult classic still manages to disturb
Alan Parker's Angel Heart by Mike Bracken
One of the more underrated 'twist ending' films of all time.
Earthbound Angels by Dan Callahan
Angels in America comes to the small screen in a respectable, if conventional, adaptation.
One Semi-Redeeming Feature by Laurie Edwards
Thomas Mitchell gets all the good lines and out-acts both Douglas Fairbanks, Jr., and Rita Hayworth...but even his excellent performance can't save this mess.
Adam Sandler still doesn't have it back: the dreadful Anger Management by Brandon Curtis
Anger Management is barely a notch above Mr. Deeds despite its pedigree.
Live-Action Cartoon by Tony Pellum
Anger Management frustratingly falls short. Bad movies are often enjoyable on entirely different levels, the problem here is that it's not bad enough to be funny, just painfully disappointing.
Prison Reform and Unwed Professional Woman in a Rushed and Toned-Down Sinclair Lewis Adaptation by Stephen Murray
I guess that Ann "has it all" (love, career, an adorable child) — but not at the same time.
A Beauty, a Breakdown, and a Russian Epic by Laurie Edwards
Pour yourself a glass of wine and settle in to marvel at the beauty and the sorrow of Anna Karenina. Have yourself a nice afternoon cry.
Two Hours is More Than Enough by Laurie Edwards
If you're going to spend some money anyway, buy the BBC production, "Henry VIII and His Six Wives." Skip this; it's pretty junk.
La di da, La di da! by John Nesbit
Not just for left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers from New York City . . .
Joji Iida's Another Heaven by Mike Bracken
Another entertaining horror flick from the land of the rising sun.
Joe D'Amato's Antropophagus by Mike Bracken
While not as extreme as most of D'Amato's work, Antropophagus is a solid film from one of Italy's greatest exploitation filmmakers.
Antwone Fisher: Still standing and worth a look. by Brandon Curtis
Antwone Fisher isn't remarkable, but it says enough about triumph of the will that it is worth seeing.
Sunday Bloody Sunday by Tony Pellum
Any Given Sunday fails as Oliver Stone's personal statements and visual style consistently impede the dramatic narrative, and the dramatic work that does work its way into this bloated piece fails to innovate or create character dimension.
Angry Allen by Dan Callahan
Woody Allen is still treading water, but he's more than usually observant in Anything Else.
Competent Corporate Comedy by John Nesbit
Rather lightweight, but landmark comedy for both MacLaine and Lemmon.
Vietnam at its Best (or Worst) by John Nesbit
It takes a few years before we are able to assess history adequately and/or artistically. This is the best film ever made using the Vietnam War as subject matter. The Redux version is primarily for fans of the original version.
Eight-legged, acid spewing, cliché-riddled freaks from space by John Beachem
A perfect example of the genre; you can take that for whatever it’s worth.
Microcosms in Macrocosms by Keith Uhlich
History Tells Us...
Vulgarity, obscenity and love of language by Andrew Hicks
The Aristocrats is a movie for the whole family - the whole incestuous, beastial, retarded, puke-/shit-/piss-/cum-drenched cocksucking motherfucking family.
Implausible "Thriller" by John Nesbit
Would be better if 90 minutes were chopped off--it's all about the silly ending anyway.
Gordon Chan's Armageddon by Mike Bracken
Armageddon could have been good, but instead it's just another failed attempt by a Hong Kong director to make a compelling science fiction film.
Bruce Campbell vs. The Army of Darkness by Travis Lowell
Army of Darkness is a worthwhile film to watch for anyone who has a wacky sense of humor.
Idealism is often accompanied by imperviousness to others by Stephen Murray
The casting of Ronald Colman as a Minnesotan medical student is not as bizarre as casting Katharine Hepburn as a Chinese peasant or John Wayne as Genghis Khan, but it does undercut plausibility.
An Extensive Collection of Videos, Live Clips, And Rarities by Travis Lowell
With footage spanning nineteen years, the comprehensive two DVD set features the majority of Megadeth's music videos, various live performances, interview clips and other rarities.
New York Gangs in 1980 by Laurie Edwards
With the exception of the hellaciously bad casting of Elijah Wood, there really aren't any problems here. Edward Burns has crafted an excellent movie, one that deserved a better reception than it got in the theaters.
Wong Kar Wa's Ashes of Time by Mike Bracken
While occasionally confounding in terms of narrative presentation, Ashes of Time will reward patient viewers with a magnificent tale of love lost--all courtesy of director Wong Kar Wai.
Robert Duvall's Assassination Tango by Jeremiah Kipp
Your tango is my movie! My movie is your tango!
Another WWII Thriller Deserving to be Rescued from Oblivion by Stephen Murray
Offbeat but entertaining film
Pathology of Passion? by John Nesbit
Disappointing treatment of sexual obsession; Natasha Richardson gamely makes the most out of a thin treatment.
The Birth of Coffin Joe: At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul by Mike Bracken
Jose Mojica Marins unleashes Coffin Joe on an unsuspecting world--horror cinema will never be quite the same again.
Shakespeare on Ice by David Abrams
This Inuit film is as breath-taking an experience as standing naked in a blizzard. There is great beauty, drama and plenty of raw seal meat in these three hours.
Duck and Cover Survivors by John Nesbit
Who woulda thought that archive footage could be so entertaining?
Sustenance Rebels by Rachel Gordon
A slapstick that predates Airplane, and surely isn't as much fun, but still receives a few laughs.
A Joke Without A Punchline by Travis Lowell
The film plays much better upon a second viewing, but one will still be left scratching his head, or at the very least struggling to explain what he just saw.
Same old, same old by John Beachem
Constant streams of recycled jokes make this one a definite miss.
Fool's Gold by Lee Chase IV
Austin Powers in Goldmember is nothing more than another summer sequel trying to cash in by recycling old jokes. Skip it!
Biographical Drivel by Rachel Gordon
Even sex and drugs can get monotonous.
Sex As A Drug by Lee Chase IV
Auto Focus is a stunning portrait of an emotionally empty man, played brilliantly by Greg Kinnear.
Armando Crispino's Autopsy by Mike Bracken
An underwhelming giallo.
The Slow, Painful Career Suicide of Winona Ryder by David Abrams
What if cameras caught Winona Ryder committing a crime and we were all privy to her act of destruction? Well, then you'd have Autumn in New York (not be confused with Afternoon in Saks).
A Moral Harvest by Tony Pellum
The tale, like most of Rohmer's work, revisits central relational themes, constantly interweaving agape, philos, charity and a healthy dose of eros.
The Outlaw by Dan Callahan
Martin Scorsese's The Aviator doesn't quite take off.
Scorsese's Soaring Achievement by Lee Chase IV
The Aviator is classic Hollywood entertainment, brilliantly acted, edited and shot. This is why we go to the movies.
Antonioni's Course in Visual Literacy by John Nesbit
For arthouse cinema lovers only. L'Avventura haunts with perfectly photographed landscapes that reflect the souls of the characters.
Asia Argento in B. Monkey by Mike Bracken
A fairly predictable crime drama that's bolstered by some fine performances (courtesy of Asia Argento and Rupert Everett) and Michael Radford's direction.
Celebrating 1970s black action movies by Stephen Murray
The new Shaft, Samuel L. Jackson, and stars of 1970s hits Fred Williamson and Pam Grier (still looking phenomenal) had insightful and ironic comments on their experiences and the meaning of the product, which they regard as representations of pride and independence rather than "exploitation.
In the Name of His Father by Lucas Stensland
The bad news is that audience members who have never seen Sweet Sweetback's Baadasssss Song will be alienated by Baadasssss! The good news is those who have experienced Melvin Van Peebles' magnum opus will find Baadasssss! an entertaining and informative, if light, affair.
The Unnatural Course of Time by Daniel Briney
In a classic time-travel fantasy, Marty McFly shows us how to succeed in changing our entire reality without really trying.
Art & Commerce & Dennis Hopper by Lucas Stensland
Dennis Hopper's Backtrack is a strange thing. It's a film crazy enough to have a rape victim fall for her assailant. It's a film quirky enough to have a heartfelt conversation about Hostess Sno Balls. It's a film cool enough to have cameos by Bob Dylan and Vincent Price. It's a film lame enough to stage a lengthy and torpid helicopter battle.
Whatcha gonna do? Read a book maybe. by Brandon Curtis
Bad Boys 2 is a needless sequel with few of the qualites of the previous film. If it's big, loud and dumb you want. This film certainly delivers.
Take the Money and Run by Rachel Gordon
"Welcome to my church, where we worship money!" Don't put your cash in the collection plate.
Running Low on Steam by John Beachem
A guilty pleasure to some, a nightmare to others.
'Bad Education' Makes Honor Roll by Lucas Stensland
In this era where so many people are easily swayed by media and political manipulation and crude beliefs that the world is black and white, Bad Education is a good thing.
Promising Mess by Tony Pellum
Unfortunately, for all of the film's potential—the Coen Brothers' dark rhetoric, Zwigoff's tendency toward the nihilistic, Bernie Mac's comedic brilliance and Billy Bob Thornton in the role he was born to play—it never fully utilizes its strengths.
Peter Jackson's Bad Taste by Mike Bracken
A true cult classic, and a must see for fans of Peter Jackson's later work. This is where the magic started.
Terrence Malick's Badlands by Mike Bracken
Maybe the '50s weren't as innocent a time period as we'd like to remember...
Fucking the Viewer by John Nesbit
France banned this film justifiably. Despite its plea for arthouse respectability, Baise-moi is nothing more than amateurish porn.
Baise-Moi: Europe's X-Rated Thelma and Louise by Mike Bracken
While most of the social commentary doesn't work, Baise-Moi still works as an exploitation film.
Russian Soldiers are People Too! by John Nesbit
A young charismatic Russian soldier becomes a war hero, but all he wants to do is return home for a few days to see his mother. Perhaps the best Russian film to emerge since WWII.
Woodie Guthrie Lives On by John Nesbit
Jack Elliott is one of the most enigmatic folk singers that emerged from the 1950’s and 60’s –- well known as a singer, but nearly as legendary for disappearing.
Boom!: Loud Vs. Stupid by Brandon Curtis
The worst movie of the year. For real this time.
The Cinematic Equivalent of a Video Game-and This is Not a Good Thing by Lee Chase IV
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever is not a movie-it's a cinematic assault in which the action scenes try to outdo each other.
Spike's Controversial Minstrel Show by John Nesbit
Bamboozled may piss you off, but it's a great discussion-starter.
Romanticizing inept, would-be thieves by Stephen Murray
Bande à part is more fun than other Godard films: exuberant, if not quite light-hearted.
Two Precious Hours Of My Life Robbed! by Lee Chase IV
Bandits works when it lets Billy Bob cut loose. Otherwise, it's a real bore.
Andalay Banditos Y Bandita! by Keith Uhlich
Steal This Review!
Mondo Gore: Banned From Television by Mike Bracken
If you want to see the graphic footage that television executives refuse to air, this tape is for you.
Ben-Hur "Cousin" by John Nesbit
A film for agnostics about the nature of religious belief. It's Ben-Hur with better acting, but without the spectacle.
Seeking the Eternal by John Nesbit
Pure meditation piece with provocative and beautiful imagery from all over planet Earth.
Romantic Comedy--Iranian Style by John Nesbit
In a chaotic world and much misunderstanding about the Afghanistan-Iran region, Baran puts a human face on the people
On the Run Again by David Abrams
Willie Nelson and Gary Busey charm the pants off us in this gritty Western that explores family and forgiveness.
Cuttin' and jivin' by Brandon Curtis
Barbershop is a cut above the rest.
Shop Talk by Lee Chase IV
Barbershop 2 is a welcome sequel thanks to its observant writing and thoughtful performances.
Jim Wynorski's The Bare Wench Project by Mike Bracken
Looking for an erotic spoof of The Blair Witch Project? Keep looking.
Inside View of Hiroshima by John Nesbit
Hollywood censors would never allow the realistic frankness that writer and producer Keiji Nakazawa reveals here.
Translating a Homeless Artist to the Screen by John Nesbit
If anyone can capture the spirit of a creative artist, contemporary artist Julian Schnabel is a logical choice...
Dark Knights and Turkish Twilights by Daniel Briney
Where DOES he get those wonderful toys....
Flat Bat by Daniel Briney
The Bat, The Cat, The Rat, The Gnat, The....
The Batman I Know by Daniel Briney
What the hell are you doing watching that Michael Keaton flick? The REAL Dark Knight is animated.
Revolutionary Training Handbook by John Nesbit
Brilliant neorealist drama that plays like a Hollywood thriller while giving an intimate portrait of determined Revolutionaries. So good that the U.S. military studies it for its Iraqi campaign!
No More Ape Sequels! (4 More Years, Obi-Wan) by John Nesbit
Thankfully this finishes off the Planet of the Apes sequels, and 20th Century Fox can now concentrate on bringing Star Wars to the screen.
Rosebud? What Hearst Didn't Want You to Know. by John Nesbit
Guess what's behind the word "rosebud?" Does it really have sexual implications?
Kinji Fukasaku's Battle Royale: The Most Controversial Film of 2001 by Mike Bracken
What do you get when you cross Survivor, The Most Dangerous Game, and Lord of the Flies? Battle Royale.
Banned in India by John Nesbit
Politically correct melodrama sincerely exposes women's rights issues effectively enough to be banned in its native India.
Versatility by Dan Callahan
Bet on Jacques Demy's Bay of Angels.
Grandfather of the Slashers by Jeremiah Kipp
Friday the 13th Part 2 owes a lot to Mario Bava.
Mario Bava's Bay of Blood by Mike Bracken
Arguably the progenitor of the entire slasher film movement, Bay of Blood is another masterful production from the late, great, Mario Bava.
Anthony Wong in Beast Cops by Mike Bracken
One of my all time favorite Anthony Wong films. An incredible piece of Hong Kong action cinema.
A Mind of Epic Proportions by Rachel Gordon
Ron Howard's latest epic is his best in years, too bad he had to shoot himself in the foot by not trusting the power of his subject.
Opie Goes for the Gold by John Nesbit
Crazy guys win Oscars. This is the computer age, so let's find a property about a crazy nerd!
Make Your Own Kind of Music by John Nesbit
Better than average gay teen "coming out" film, enhanced by some great acting by peripheral characters
A "Beauty" That is a Work of Art by John Nesbit
Let the kids watch the Disney version, but watch Cocteau's Beauty and the Beast for yourself.
Bardem Shines in Artist Bio-Pic by John Nesbit
Competent bio-pic of gay Cuban poet Reinaldo Arenas.
Gay Rights Since the 1920's by John Nesbit
The Gay Rights Movement didn't just start that night in June, 1969 ...
Hackman's Recent Hackjob by Tony Pellum
One must presume Behind Enemy Lines is a cookie-cutter movie when even the crew names are generic. John Moore, John Thomas, John Davis, Don Davis, Paul Smith? It appears this group is maybe only a step above making digital films on a PC.
Sugary Brazilian Hatfield-McCoys Fable by John Nesbit
Walter Salles follow up to Central Station is a sugar cane coated fable of revenge, certain to be promoted towards awards by the relentless Miramax moguls.
You Are Not a Beautiful Or Unique Snowflake by John Scalzo
They get to be John Malkovich, I get to be bored.
Spike Jonze and Charlie Kaufman Force You Deep Inside a Twisted Little Mind... Your Own by Marty Brown
More than a pitch-perfect exercise in comedy, Being John Malkovich is an examination of human identity.
Challenging Belief Systems! by John Nesbit
Provocative exploration of "belief" that should spark lively discussions. Hit the coffee shop afterwards!!
Martin Sheen's Good Karma by Jeremiah Kipp
"You can't stop them! You can't do anything!"
Buñuel for Everyone by John Nesbit
Catherine Deneuve seeks whorehouse work to resolve sexual conflict in acclaimed film.
Chariots and Christ and Chuck by John Nesbit
Charlton Heston reprises his Moses role to play Heston once again. The chariot race is spectacular, and it's fun to look for homoeroticism (though Chuck will hate you for it)
Kicking cliches all over the place by Brandon Curtis
Bend It Like Beckham is tedious and predictable, it kicks cliches all over the place.
Positive Proof that the Apes Series Needs Heston by John Nesbit
Heston wanted out of the series, so his part is only a cameo. Too bad, cause James Franciscus cannot ham it up like Chuck!
The Way We Were in the 60's by John Nesbit
Many films and documentaries have attempted to capture the essence of the 1960's. This film succeeds!
Dog Show Blues by Jeremiah Kipp
Christopher Guest's latest mockumentary centers on man's best friend and its crazy owners.
Those Wacky Dog Owners by John Nesbit
Who'd a' thunk that dog shows would provide such material for parody?
A warm reception by Brandon Curtis
Malcolm is like Spike but without all the pent up rage.
Asian-American teen flick triumphs over needless controversy by Andrew Hicks
Better Luck Tomorrow premiered at Sundance, amid audience protest, and counted as its staunchest defender habitual Twinkie-popper Roger Ebert. The characters happen to be Asian and they happen to commit crimes, but their experiences, attitudes and influences are strictly American. You could have cast this film with honkies, black folks or Eskimos and the context would have shifted only slightly. The plot would remain the same.
Lost and Delirious by John Beachem
While it has a good cast, the film is too disjointed and unfocused to work.
John Woo's A Better Tomorrow II by Mike Bracken
If you've only seen Woo and Chow's American films, then you owe it to yourself to see their HK work--it's superior in every way.
Herbert West Returns in Beyond Re-Animator by Jeremiah Kipp
More straight-to-video gore, courtesy of mad scientist Herbert West.
Sometimes Dead is Better: Beyond Re-Animator by Mike Bracken
Disappointing, even though it's great to see Jeffrey Combs back in the role that made him a cult celebrity.
Barry Blaustein's Beyond the Mat by Mike Bracken
Interested in the men who don the tights in professional wrestling? Then this documentary is for you.
Lucio Fulci's The Beyond by Mike Bracken
Hands down, this is Italian horror director Fulci's greatest achievement--and one of the monumentally important Italian horror films.
Huston's Epic Failure by John Nesbit
Read the book instead. It has much more sex and violence than Huston's dry rendering of Genesis.
Italian Neo-realism Explained Simply by John Nesbit
Simple engaging story with some unforgettable scenes that live forever in film history.
Not Quite So Big Bad by Keith Uhlich
Stir-Fried Southern Gothic Melodrama
Big Daddy Takes Over Big Country by John Nesbit
Is it possible for someone to upstage the Heston? Big Burl shows how.
Montana Fairy Tale by John Nesbit
To be gay and stuck in Montana sounds like Hell ... but not in this feel good tale.
To Say I Didn't Laugh Would Be A Lie by Lee Chase IV
"Big Fat Liar" is a family picture that doesn't depend completely on prat falls to earn laughs.
A Journey of Tim Burton Proportions by Lee Chase IV
Big Fish is one of my favorite Tim Burton films. The movie is a joyous celebration of life, and it shows the audience what dreams are made of.
Two German Girls Walk Into a Bar by Lucas Stensland
Big Girls Don't Cry attempts to be an examination of urban German teenagers with very serious problems, among them drugs, alcohol, lies, rape, unsafe sex, infidelity, suicide. Is this generic panorama of teen turmoil missing anything? Oh, I almost forgot the film's teen runaway.
Johnny To's The Big Heat by Mike Bracken
The Big Heat is one of the greatest action films ever made--shame that almost no one in America has ever seen it.
Mayhem In Miami by Lee Chase IV
Big Trouble has some laughs and great cast, but the 84 minute running time keeps it from every really lifting off.
Complicated story, slight movie by John Beachem
Mildly enjoyable, and forgotten in a heartbeat.
John Carpenter's Big Trouble in Little China by Mike Bracken
You know what old Jack Burton would say in a time like this? Jack Burton would say see this movie.
Coal Miner's Dancer by John Nesbit
Feel-good movie with a good sense of humor, and newcomer Jamie Bell makes it work!
Dance, Billy, Dance! by David Abrams
What can I say? It's fookin' good.
Vidor's Sensual Culture Clash by Dan Callahan
King Vidor's Bird of Paradise puts the emphasis on flesh.
Dario Argento's The Bird with the Crystal Plumage by Mike Bracken
An early Argento classic, The Bird With the Crystal Plumage shows the young filmmaker before he became one of Italian horror cinema's most revered directors.
Out With Their Eyes by Jeremiah Kipp
Hitchcock's Birds can be read as a metaphor for whatever you like, and play nicely into the Master's sense of sadism.
Landmark Film that Started it All by John Nesbit
There are two reasons to see this, and both require that you be a true film buff: One is to see film history and the other is to examine the artistic work of Griffith (remembering that he made this in 1915).
WWI Comes to West Africa by John Nesbit
Good anti-war comedy that doesn't preach too loudly.
Faithfull Adaptation of Sewell's Novel by Laurie Edwards
Young girls, especially, who read Anne Sewell's famous novel over and over, will be in heaven.
Jade Leung in Black Cat by Mike Bracken
A Hong Kong remake of Luc Besson's La Femme Nikita that manages to be much better than the American remake of the same film.
Bob Clark's Black Christmas by Mike Bracken
One of the earliest, and best, slasher films, Bob Clark's Black Christmas is well worth tracking down for fans of horror cinema.
Somalian Hell Turns into Cinematic "Pleasure" by John Nesbit
Is it possible that Jerry Bruckenheimer is due an Oscar nod? Having Ridley Scott direct a testoserone laden war film was a perfect move. Another amazing story from 2001.
Beautiful Telling of a Hideous Story by Laurie Edwards
All these man's memories—all their points of view—have been brilliantly consolidated into a couple hours of history; I can't imagine a more vivid and impressive way to learn about this terrible time in American military history.
Jet Li in Black Mask by Mike Bracken
Ugh...this is one of the worst of Jet Li's films.
David Caruso in Black Point by Jeremiah Kipp
For tough guy character actor David Caruso, all is almost forgiven.
Mario Bava's Black Sabbath by Mike Bracken
Arguably the greatest horror anthology film ever made, Black Sabbath is a must see for fans of the genre.
The Rape of Nanking: Black Sun: The Nanking Massacre by Mike Bracken
The Jews weren't the only people to suffer during World War II.
You want my blood, take my blood. by Brandon Curtis
Wesley Snipes draws first blood.
Another One Bites the Dust by John Beachem
Sequel syndrome claims another victim.
They're gonna fuck us over the first chance they get by Brandon Curtis
Blade II is sharp stuff. Snipes kicks ass in a kick ass sequel.
Lamberto Bava's A Blade in the Dark by Mike Bracken
While not as stylish as the work of his proteges Dario Argento and Michele Soavi, A Blade in the Dark still stands as one of Lamberto Bava's best films.
Joe Berlinger's Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows by Mike Bracken
Yet another shining example of why sequels suck...
"I'm scared to close my eyes. I'm scared to open them." by Travis Lowell
Follow the river, damn you!
Indie-film Juggernaut: The Blair Witch Project by Mike Bracken
One of the best horror films of the past decade.
Mario Bava's Blood and Black Lace by Mike Bracken
Arguably one of the most influential and important horror films ever made. A must see movie.
Springtime for Hitler in Michigan by John Nesbit
If you haven't been scared at the movies for a while, check out Blood in the Face. And these neo-Nazis are for real!
Artsy Sex on the Beach by Jeremiah Kipp
More sex and art from the team behind Angels & Insects.
Like Hitchcock on Acid by John Nesbit
If you're part of the Coen cult, you've already seen Blood Simple. If you're unfamiliar with the Coen brothers, this film will prove to be an excellent litmus test to see if you can join the Coen brothers fan club.
Step Right Up, Ladies 'n' Germs—Welcome to the Geek Show by Jeremiah Kipp
Dwarves and naked ladies, brain munching—mmm, mmm good!
Heart Condition by Lee Chase IV
Blood Work is an entertaining thriller that proves Eastwood stil has some energy left in him.
Psuedo-Tarantino with heart by Brandon Curtis
The debut film from the writer/director of Narc is surprisingly humane amidst all the Tarantinoesque elements.
Hiroyuki Kitakubo's Blood: The Last Vampire by Mike Bracken
One of the more impressive anime films I've seen--despite the fact that the script is tragically flawed.
I Break You, Like I Break Your Friend by Jeremiah Kipp
There is much blood and sport at play in Van Damme's impressive debut. It never got this good again.
I'm a Lumberjack Now, Baby! by Travis Lowell
The bottom line is that Bloody Murder is virtually unwatchable.
There's a new name in horror, and it's, uh...Trevor. by Travis Lowell
Bloody Murder 2 is in no way fresh, but it's much more enjoyable than its God-awful predecessor.
Beyond U2 by John Nesbit
A film that achieves its purpose: providing insights into Bloody Sunday to go far beyond what U2 can do in their pop song.
The Price of Freedom by Lee Chase IV
Bloody Sunday is an effective and realistic portrayal of what happens when a peaceful march for freedom turns into a bloodbath. James Nesbitt gives a superb performance.
Drugs Came Upon the Scene Like an Atomic Bomb by Jeremiah Kipp
Johnny Depp snorts some blow and makes money until the day he fucks up. Drugs are bad, mm'kay?
Deep Inside DePalma's Blow Out by Christopher J. Jarmick
For all of its serious flaws Blow Out is a film worth watching and contains an excellent Travolta performance. It's also got a very annoying one from Nancy Allen, some beautifully realized visual segments and and is ultimately an angry cynical film.
Trusting the Kindness of Teachers? by John Nesbit
Elements of melodrama, but this is a better than average morality study for teens about the dangers of "predators"
Surfing Through The Sports Movie Formulas by Lee Chase IV
Blue Crush features exhilarating surfing scenes, but not much more.
La Blue Girl 3: Hardcore Anime Porn by Mike Bracken
The third installment in the Miko Mido saga isn't quite as good as the first two, but it's still worth catching for those who like their anime twisted and deviant.
La Blue Girl 4: Sex, Monsters, and Mayhem by Mike Bracken
More hentai anime for grown-ups.
La Blue Girl Volume 1: Hardcore Hentai Anime by Mike Bracken
Not for the prudish or easily offended, La Blue Girl Volume 1 features the first two episodes of the classic Hentai series.
Hawaiian Musical Melodrama by John Nesbit
Angela Lansbury embarrassingly tries her hand at hambone acting in an Elvis vehicle saved from the trash heap only due to its beautiful Hawaiian setting and the musical numbers.
"He's HIGH!" by Travis Lowell
Folks, Blue Streak delivers.
Looking Deeper into Small-Town Life by John Nesbit
You may never look at your town the same way again!
Golfing Legend Bobby Jones: the Family Version by John Nesbit
Non-controversial biopic about golfing legend Bobby Jones that is better suited for The Biography Channel than the movie theaters.
Farcical Thai Action-Thriller by John Nesbit
Not your ordinary Asian action-thriller with the hero running around Bangkok's streets butt naked.
J. Christian Ingvordsen's Bog Creatures by Mike Bracken
Not great...yet not unwatchable either, Bog Cretures should appeal to fans of direct-to-video horror cinema.
Spoiling Pointless by Laurie Edwards
Action bubbling up everywhere, but the story doesn't even simmer.
The Birth of an Auteur: Takeshi Kitano's Boiling Point by Mike Bracken
While clearly the weakest Kitano film, Boiling Point is also the blueprint for all subsequent Kitano productions--which makes it worthy of at least some critical respect.
Film Movement Debut by John Nesbit
Although the plot plays much like an After School Special on child abuse, the acting and ambiguity make this a worthwhile experience.
Bon Voyage by Tiffany Sanchez
Set in Bordeaux in June 1940, Bon Voyage tells the fictional tale of seven disparate characters who converge on the Hotel Splendide on the eve of the German occupation in Paris.
Them Bones are Better Left Buried by Brandon Curtis
Not exactly what you'd call bone chilling.
A New Violence by Tony Pellum
Bonnie And Clyde doesn't condone violence. It does not offer consequence-free killing, nor does it glorify the horrific, but is self-reflective in its approach. It pulls the viewer into the narrative and becomes a meditation on violence as the viewer is forced to face the difficult questions.
Robbing Banks with the Barrow Gang by John Nesbit
Landmark film that lets you join up with the Barrow gang and have yourself a "good ole time!"
Boogeymen: A Horror Film Sampler by Mike Bracken
Boogeymen is little more than an assembly of film clips with some cheesy information thrown in to make it seem important. Avoid.
Lost in the Woods by Jeremiah Kipp
Is the media the madness, or is the madness in the media? Tell you what; discuss amongst yourselves. Avoid this movie.
Resentments and the borders of the law by Stephen Murray
The young femme fatale Bette Davis has Designs on Paul Muni that are obvious to everyone except her husband. Out of loyalty to his partner, Johnny rebuffs her, but Marie is not someone who takes "No" for an answer.
Africa in Better Days by John Nesbit
A romantic view of Africa and her wildlife, without poachers and AIDS to worry about. The lions are the stars!
Calcutta's Children of the Red Light District by John Nesbit
More than a mere documentary, this provides a vivid portrait of Calcutta's Sonagachi district and provides hope for its children.
Born Wild Packs a Punch Both Emotional and Physical by Brandon Curtis
It has punch.
Heads Will Roll by Jeremiah Kipp
John McNaughton's follow-up to Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.
On the run from Johnny Law. It ain't no trip to Cleveland. by Tony Pellum
At Anderson's humble beginnings, the detail is harder to see, for the production is much less extravagant. Bottle Rocket is as far from pretentious; it remains an intricate, tight-woven narrative despite the fact that the story is almost simplistically bare.
Seek and Destroy by Rachel Gordon
With Doug Liman’s expert handling, what could have turned out to be another monotonous cliché becomes an exciting experience.
What's in a Name...Oh Just Enough to Get You Killed. by Brandon Curtis
I don't know who I am but I can kick your ass and give you a toothpick tracheotomy.
Provocative Study of American Gun Culture by John Nesbit
Whether you love Michael Moore or hate him, this documentary is worth checking out for the provocative ideas about America's gun culture. How ironic that Marilyn Manson provides the most insightful comments.
Guns Don't Kill People-People Kill People by Lee Chase IV
Bowling For Columbine is an interesting and frustrating documentary that shows the problem with America is not the guns, but the people who carry them.
The Art of Losing by Daniel Briney
An excellent animated adaptation of the comic strip that explored adult fears in a child's world.
Hilary Swank's Acting Tour de Force by John Nesbit
Intense film about the true story of transgendered Teena Brandon/Brandon Teena in America's heartland.
A Night at the Ballet by Lee Chase IV
Brain Donors is a very funny send up to the Marx Brothers. Fans of Groucho should definitely check it out.
Edward Furlong in Brainscan by Mike Bracken
Not a great film, but an interesting way to spend an evening...
Early Computers and the Late Natalie Wood by Laurie Edwards
Brainstorm is astoundingly dated. That's not its fault, obviously; when the film was made, it was an example of the newest computer technology, the most amazingly progressive possibilities.
Cinematic Fluff: Bram Stoker's Dracula by Mike Bracken
While visually striking, Coppola's Dracula isn't as faithful to the novel as he'd like you to believe.
Flat humor that needs a push up by John Beachem
Hong Kong tackles cross-dressing, and the results are nearly disastrous.
What's That Under Mel's Kilt? by John Nesbit
Entertaining tale of the Scots' fight for independence some 800 years ago. Turns out you can learn a lot about Scottish history and have a good time without eating haggis!
British Guts in the Gulf War by Laurie Edwards
Bravo Two Zero is the story of brave soldiers who performed a Herculean feat. The hows and whys and horrors of this feat are important, and Bravo Two Zero tells the story with courage. It's exceptional, a true must-see.
Here Kitty, Kitty by Chris Barsanti
The movies are made for transvestites, especially when they're played by Cillian Murphy, he of the chilly blue eyes, knife-sharp cheekbones and fey sense of mischief.
Indiana is More than Basketball by John Nesbit
Everyone remembers the bicycle race, but this Hoosier story has much more going for it.
Chucky Needs a Divorce by John Scalzo
Chucky gets lucky, but if you're watching it, you're not.
Ronny Yu's The Bride with White Hair by Mike Bracken
One of the classic period Hong Kong fantasy films. Highly recommended.
Sebastian contra mundum by Dan Callahan
The much-loved television series of Evelyn Waugh's Brideshead Revisited leaves a lot of puzzling questions.
David Lean's Masterful Jungle War Film by John Nesbit
The Bridge on the River Kwai is David Lean's war epic. It's known for its huge bridge set, but it actually illuminates character. And what are the lyrics to the Colonel Bogey March?
Adaptation surpasses source material by Rachel Gordon
An adaptation that deserves more praise than the popular novel, brought to the screen by a Hollywood newbie.
Neorealism mellowed by Stephen Murray
There are few emotional fireworks in what is a contemplative movie about a contemplative pause in Clara's hard life.
The Camera as Romantic Catalyst by Tony Pellum
Bringing Up Baby is the epitome of screwball comedy, not merely because of the fabulous acting and its humorous situations; it is more important in its establishment and perfection of cinematic code.
Marlboro Men in Love by John Nesbit
Not for John Wayne fans, Ang Lee's "cowboy movie" requires real actors to explore the depths of loneliness and alienation to find true love.
The Incredibly True Adventures of Two Cowboys in Love by Lee Chase IV
Brokeback Mountain is splendidly acted and directed, but was kept from greatness for me because it never goes deep enough into how totured the main characters' souls are for each other.
D.W. Griffith: a Telegraph in a Cell-Phone Era by David Abrams
You won't be able to tear your eyes from Lillian Gish's perfect face.
Murray and Jarmusch: Kindred Spirits by John Nesbit
A superior collaboration between kindred spirits. Written for Billy Murray, he is the only actor that could pull Jim Jarmusch's dry comedy/quirky drama off.
A Gay Diner by John Nesbit
The Broken Hearts Club will play well to gay audiences and adequately to gay-friendly ones, but it's really Diner with gay characters.
The American Dream: Better Than Nothing by Lucas Stensland
Back in the days when awarding accolades to the guy who co-starred with a simian in trivial street-fighting movies seemed preposterous, Clint Eastwood directed and starred in Bronco Billy, a moderately popular film that would find its destiny filling TBS's daytime schedule.
David Cronenberg's The Brood by Mike Bracken
A mesmerizing meditation on the disintegration of flesh and the family.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's Brother by Mike Bracken
Though hardly Takeshi's best work, Brother is still worth seeing for fans of the director's films.
St. Francis as a Flower Child by John Nesbit
One scene is telling. Young Francesco cavorts and skips through the flowers while Donovan serenades. Former hippies hide their faces in shame and disgust!
Reaching Across the Generations by John Nesbit
Rebel gay Harlem Renaissance poet befriends a young Brooklyn man facing the same lonely struggles in an honest and satisfying character study.
Modern Cain and Abel? by John Nesbit
Wonderfully documented case of 59 year old hayseed, who is accused of slaying his older brother in upstate New York.
France Perfects American Trash by Lee Chase IV
Brotherhood of the Wolf is proof that style can sometimes reign over substance.
Not Your Typical French Flick by John Scalzo
Apparently there's more to France than a strange fascination with Jerry Lewis and cheesy art house fare.
Kerry's Swift Boat Buddies by John Nesbit
Competent, but standard John Kerry Vietnam documentary that plays best as late night political infomercial.
Willy Loman of the British Education System by John Nesbit
Outstanding character study about a retiring classics teacher. THIS is the film to inspire any veteran teacher or anyone whose lost his original spark.
Elvis vs. Evil by Rachel Gordon
It's Bruce Campbell. It's Elvis. Need anything more be said?
Elvis and JFK Vs. The Mummy by Lee Chase IV
Bubba Ho-Tep is a surprisingly subtle comedy that's more interested in creating bizarre characters than in showing gratuitous violence. Kudos to Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis for their pitch perfect comic performances in this admirably offbeat sleeper.
Spanning TIme by Tony Pellum
Despite the wholly implausible narrative, cartoonish characters and seemingly insulting objectifications, Buffalo '66 does have roots in reality
Dark Side of Peacetime Warriors by John Nesbit
Mildly entertaining, the best part of this anti-military film rests with the acting of Joaquin Phoenix and Anna Paquin.
Drunk at the Reel by Lucas Stensland
Those cynical dark-clad kids in high school who somehow found ways to graduate after being enrolled in classes like “yearbook” and “creative writing workshop” often filled their coffee-shop hours reading Kurt Vonnegut and Hunter S. Thompson. Senior year they might graduate to Kerouac. And then in college they would likely discover either Raymond Carver, who would lead them to Chekhov and other literary giants, or they'd stumble across Charles Bukowski, who would lead them to, well, possibly a stupor
Insider View of Baseball by John Nesbit
Standout romantic comedy with lots of inside baseball material. Bull Durham is the best baseball movie ever.
God is a Bullet: Shinya Tsukamoto's Bullet Ballet by Mike Bracken
Tsukamoto is back with another existential meditation on the meaning of life.
Bully: murder at the river's edge by Brandon Curtis
Bully: murder at the river's edge
No Springtime For Hitler by Daniel Reifferscheid
An entry in the psychological thriller genré, one cannot say that it brings anything particularly new or exciting. At the same time, however, one cannot accuse it of being in any way half-baked or unaccomplished.
Unavailable work of considerable interest by Stephen Murray
Despite being at least a quarter of an hour too long and having less-than-charismatic leads in Keir Dullea and Carol Lynley, the movie rewards those who stay with it.
'Bunny Lake' Was Missing by Lucas Stensland
At forty years old Otto Preminger's Bunny Lake Is Missing has aged incredibly well. This is the film that time forgot, as Columbia Pictures recent bare-bones albeit sharp-looking DVD release is the film's home-video debut. Quite miraculously the film never garnered a VHS release, and that probably was a good thing: Its gorgeous anamorphic widescreen presentation would have been cut in half – and so would have its terrific ambiance.
Following Herzog in the Amazon by John Nesbit
Werner Herzog has always thrived on risk taking. Les Blank's remarkable documentary chronicles the making of Fitzcarraldo, but even more deeply reveals Herzog's character.
Ringo Lam's Burning Paradise by Mike Bracken
Overall, Burning Paradise is an average film--which is disappointing considering that Ringo Lam and Tsui Hark were involved with it.
"He's on fire!" by Travis Lowell
Par for the course: a decent legend, a scary-looking killer, ample nudity, surprisingly graphic gore, and enough cheese to constipate you through the work week.
Real Contemporary Indians, Pt. 2 by John Nesbit
Rough independent film that honestly portrays contemporary Indians—a second time for poet Sherman Alexie in his directorial debut.
Rare Winter Chills by Lee Chase IV
The Butterfly Effect is an entertaining stunt of a movie, nothing more, nothing less.
Life is a Cabaret by John Nesbit
A much more rewarding trip than Moulin Rouge--check out the Kit Kat Klub in Berlin!
Gore Galore: Eli Roth's Cabin Fever by Jeremiah Kipp
Finger lickin' good...though this nasty flesh eating virus movie reminds one of better classic horror movies from the '70s...
Teenage Wasteland by Lee Chase IV
Cabin Fever takes old elements and make them fresh due to its satirical approach and ample gore.
Nude 'n' Naughty by Tiffany Sanchez
Loosely based on the real-life story of 11 middle-aged women who posed nude back in 1999 for a pin-up calendar released by the Rylstone's Women's Institute, Calendar Girls tells the heartwarming tale of two best friends who shed their inhibitions to raise more than half-a-million pounds for leukemia research.
Norma, Carmen, Callas by Dan Callahan
Franco Zeffirelli's Callas Forever imagines another fate for the famed opera singer.
Sondheim Devotees Unite by Dainon Moody
"If I could give you one piece of advice, it'd be to go home. What goes on up here isn't normal." - Bert Hanley, CAMP's resident director, encouraging those in attendance
Documenting a Blues Legend by John Nesbit
Sell your soul at the Crossroads and get hold of Robert Johnson's music. The box set is superior, but this documentary can serve as introduction.
Sweets to the Sweet: Bernard Rose's Candyman by Mike Bracken
A rarity in today's world--a scary horror film.
John Morghen and John Saxon in Cannibal Apocalypse by Mike Bracken
Cannibal action with both John Morghen and John Saxon--can life get any better?
Shannon Tweed Keeps It All On by Lee Chase IV
Cannibal Women is funnier than any movie that I saw in theaters last year. Ouch!
Truman Capote's Dark Side by John Nesbit
Excellent biopic of flamboyant author of In Cold Blood, Phillip Seymour Hoffman gets into the author's skin and psyche in an insightful and disturbing portrait.
Putting the Fun into Dysfunctional by John Nesbit
After watching Andrew Jarecki's intimate documentary, you'll likely never look at another sensational pedophile story the same way.
Who Should I Believe? by Lee Chase IV
Capturing the Friedmans is a brilliant documentary that questions our memories and our fascination with voyeurism.
Not Quite Classic Argento: The Card Player by Mike Bracken
Dario Argento's latest isn't a return to the classic form that made him famous, but it's still pretty good.
Carnage: A Bloody Bullseye by Tiffany Sanchez
A multi-faceted story from 28-year-old French director, Delphine Gleize about 12 European strangers and their connection to a fiery Andalusian bull named Romero.
Desperate For Motherhood by Rachel Gordon
A star-studded cast waits around to become mothers, and has moments of poignancy mixed despite the clutter.
Here's Looking at the DVD, Kid by David Abrams
Go ahead. Play it. Play it again. For old time's sake.
Don't Leave Me, Wilson! by Jeremiah Kipp
Tom Hanks plays Robinson Crusoe and almost wins an Oscar.
Survivor Island with Hanks and his Volleyball by John Nesbit
Give Hanks credit for making us care about a volleyball. You'll probably like Cast Away better if you eject it during the final 10 minutes.
Casualties of War by Christopher J. Jarmick
Casualties of War is a flawed but extremely powerful, disturbing, moralistic film directed by a very restrained and mature De Palma.
The Outlandish Smut of Paul Schrader's Cat People by Jeremiah Kipp
through New Orleans gardens completely nude, Kinski is lushly photographed and drooled over as Georgio Moroder's hedonistic ‘80s synthesizer score amps up the electronic passion.
The Return of Peter Bogdanovich by David Abrams
Bogdanovich slices open Hollywood's belly in this wickedly good satire.
Hollywood Hijinks by Lee Chase IV
The Cat's Meow is well acted and begins with some fun moments, but Bogdonovich's approach to the material is all wrong.
Steven Spielberg's Catch Me If You Can by Jeremiah Kipp
Steven Spielberg has always has a fascination with the Peter Pan boy who never grew up; he drops this one into the splashy clothes, cars, and high style of the early 1960s.
Spielberg's Personal Victory by Lee Chase IV
Catch Me If You Can is a wonderful surprise, a thematically rich and lighthearted entertaiment. Leonardo DiCaprio is superb.
It's Might Not Be High Art, but It's Funny by John Beachem
A rare, tongue-in-cheek approach to the “gangsta” sub-genre. More films should try this.
Schizo-Detective Stories by Jeremiah Kipp
Tune in next week for more maniacal Sam Jackson detective stories. Kasi Lemmons' follow-up to Eve's Bayou is a mixed blessing.
Down with Bad Cinema! by John Nesbit
Like many Waters films, Cecil B. Demented starts stronger than it finishes, but you gotta love the "Down with bad cinema" terrorism and digs at Forrest Gump!
Losing My Religion by Jeremiah Kipp
Jennifer Lopez walks into the psyche of a serial killer, but what will she do when she gets there? Does it involve her derrière?
Virtual snooze by Rachel Gordon
Jennifer Lopez may look good in all sorts of costumes, but that doesn't mean you should sacrifice two hours of your life.
How Closeted is Hollywood? by John Nesbit
Homosexuality was a "forbidden love" for many years in Hollywood, and only recently has come out of the closet. However, you can find a few gay references hidden between the lines of older films by looking closer (even if Charlton Heston denies it).
The Celts, from Pagan to St. Patrick by Becka Lucas
Frank Delaney explains the importance of bards in ancient society, but you aren't paying attention because there are two topless females painting each other on the left hand side of the screen.
We Kill out of Indifference, Sometimes Love, but Never Hate by John Beachem
An intriguing three-act movie, humorously dealing with life, love, isolation, and death.
Andy Lau acts his age by John Beachem
Meandering and not overly original, but the characters are realistically drawn.
A universe without the possibility for salvation by Stephen Murray
Melville's late films creates "a universe without the possibility for salvation, in which love and friendship are brief interludes in the cat-and-mouse games that lead to certain destruction."
Lebanon's 2003 Oscar Candidate by John Nesbit
Winner of the 2003 Silver Lion at Venice, a fable about love, coming of age, and freedom set among the Druze people living on the border between Lebanon and Israel.
How to Handle a Woman? by John Nesbit
Luis Bunuel thought about sexual desire for many years—his final film reveals the "secret" about sexual conquest.
Obsession takes different forms by John Beachem
Well-acted, interesting and fun to ponder.
Provocative Trainride Through French Countryside by John Nesbit
An artist's death brings friends and family together, for perhaps the last time. You can imagine the artist laughing at his last project.
Before Kong! by John Nesbit
Before King Kong, Merian C. Cooper brought the thrill of big game hunting to American movie theaters through this silent adventure thriller, complete with leopards, tigers, and bears (oh my!)
Dr. Elvis Woos Nuns, Beats Up Riffraff, and Cures Sick Kids by Dainon Moody
Elvis stars as doctor and Mary Tyler Moore as a nun because, well, the premise is just So. Darn. Believable.
Stuck in Traffic by John Beachem
While not without its moments, Michell’s film suffers from a repetitive nature and a lousy ending.
Road Rage by Brandon Curtis
An intelligent film with few roadblocks.
Hideo Nakata's Chaos by Mike Bracken
A taut and intriguing thriller from the director of Ringu.
Burton's Brilliant Fable by Rachel Gordon
Tim Burton has once again helmed a gorgeously crafted, and graciously acted, film that complements and rewards humane behavior.
From the Desk of the Cultural Elite by Jeremiah Kipp
Check your pretensions at the door. These girls are here to rock 'n' roll—and whattaya know? The flick ain't half-bad!
Kick butt, look sexy, be empty: The Angels are back in Full Throttle by Brandon Curtis
Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu are the soft, chewy delectable center of Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle a film that tries a lot and achieves very little.
WW II and French Resistance (Cast Away version) by John Nesbit
Cate Blanchett stars in the 2001 version of Cast Away--everyone around her might as well be Wilson volleyballs in this World War II "drama"/"romance"
Elvis at His Worst by John Nesbit
Elvis, we watched Clint in Rawhide. We saw him in Sergio Leone westerns. . . You're no Clint Eastwood!
The Lonely Wife by John Nesbit
Satyajit Ray is India's supreme filmmaker, and this period film ranks among his best work. It works poetically by presenting a visual treatise about love and creativity while offering a political message about India's early stages of independence fighting.
Being Chased? Run Away! by Laurie Edwards
Affleck and Lauren have zip romance quotient, and even in a film when the Message overwhelms the Medium like it does here, the lousy chemistry makes Chasing Amy a failed tale.
Steve Martin's Wild and Crazy Family by David Abrams
CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN is a lesson in controlling chaos. Too bad the filmmakers reined in the potential hilarity.
Sex, Lies, & Videotape--Cheaters: The Best of Season One by Mike Bracken
Like a train wreck...you just have to gawk at it.
"Is that an Italian sausage in your shopping bag or are you happy to see me?" by John Scalzo
Forget love on the rocks, it's love by the toilet paper. Checkout is an excellent film for, in, and about Rochester.
Regurgitated Cheese by Travis Lowell
Cheerleader Camp just isn't that good.
Pure Cinema! by John Nesbit
Dziga Vertov's landmark textbook of cinema magic feels completely modern—even if the black and white Soviet film was made in 1929!
Inside the Chelsea Hotel by John Nesbit
Get good and drunk before watching this.
Knowing The Words, But Not The Music by Lee Chase IV
Chelsea Walls is a movie that is all dressed up with nowhere to go.
Geoffrey Wright's Cherry Falls by Mike Bracken
Cherry Falls could have been one of the few good slasher films to appear after Scream--but it drops the ball consistently and really isn't worth seeing.
Giving The Audience A Little Razzle Dazzle by Lee Chase IV
Chicago is an exhilarating movie experience, full of energy and wit. If Moulin Rouge! was the setup for the return of the movie musical, Chicago is the payoff.
Luck, Pluck, and Valor by Jeremiah Kipp
Isn't it about time Nick Park made a feature? I think so.
Ginger Was Robbed of an Oscar Nod by John Nesbit
The most fun I had at the movies in 2000, and now I can revisit it whenever I want on DVD. (Try pushing the Panic Button.)
When Dolls Attack! by Travis Lowell
Chucky should stick to knife play and leave the He-Man stuff to Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.
Iranian Family Values by John Nesbit
Iranian films are not action packed, but Majidi creates visual meditations with non-acting children that will linger long after viewing.
Paradise by the DVD Light: Carne's Classic Still Shines by David Abrams
Baz Luhrmann eat your heart out! You've been out-Rouged by a master of French cinema.
Before L.A. Confidential by John Nesbit
As close to perfection as you may get in American films. L.A. Confidential is very good, but it isn't Chinatown!
Ching Siu-tung's Chinese Ghost Story by Mike Bracken
One of Hong Kong fantasy cinema's most enduring classics.
Ching Siu-tung's Chinese Ghost Story II by Mike Bracken
One of the truly great Hong Kong fantasy films. A must see for fans of Asian cinema.
Sweet Nothingness by John Nesbit
Miramax again proved its marketing muscle by getting this sweet-but-light comedy nominated for Best Picture.
Nihilistic Sociopathic Bloodletting by John Nesbit
Do you enjoy seeing blood and violence for their own sake? Fatal car crashes and Chopper are equally enjoyable.
I Need This Job by Laurie Edwards
A Chorus Line: The Movie proves you can combine talent, spectacular material, and promotion, and still come up with dreck.
Reforming the Sound of Music by John Nesbit
Saccharine feel good French nominee for 2004 Best Foreign Language Film travels familiar terrain, as a teacher seeks to reform students via music.
Haunted Cars and Teenage Dreams by Jeremiah Kipp
"I hate rock 'n' roll."
John Carpenter's Christine by Mike Bracken
While not as good as Kubrick's The Shining or Cronenberg's The Dead Zone, Christine is still one of the better cinematic adaptations of author Stephen King's work.
A Christmas Movie to Love by John Nesbit
Traditional favorite that recalls the childhood many of us had.
Master of the Universe by Lee Chase IV
The Chronicles of Riddick is classic summer escapism, nothing more and nothing less.
Wacky Tale of Childhood Obsession by John Nesbit
The quirky Chuck and Buck can serve as a case study for an Abnormal Psychology textbook, but it's actually a very human story.
Last of the Giants by Daniel Briney
A fine documentation of a remarkable animation career.
Introduction to Korean Culture by John Nesbit
Charming fable with pansori performance--a long standing Korean tradition.
Precursor to Cemetery Man by Jeremiah Kipp
If you enjoyed Michele Soavi's absurdist horror in the brilliant Cemetery Man, you may want to check out his roots. Accompanied by a beautiful score by Philip Glass.
The Young and the Damned Revisited by John Nesbit
Hard to believe this gritty drama isn't a documentary--that's how real this devastating portrait of Rio's slum life comes across. One of the best films of the past decade.
Where's the Substance? by John Nesbit
Enjoyable fluff. The Cider House Rules is supposed to deal with tough issues like abortion and incest, but it's a powder-puff piece.
For the Love of Cinema by John Nesbit
This will rank highly with any arthouse lover. All cinema geeks will relate to this story and wish they had an Alfredo in their lives.
This Circuit is Dead by John Nesbit
Gay message film: Don't use drugs! Don't be stupid! Understand that and avoid wasting 130 minutes of your time.
Chaplin's Forgotten Gem by John Nesbit
Rarely screened, The Circus contains some of Chaplin's funniest moments.
Why Should You Watch Citizen Kane? by John Nesbit
Unless you don't mind being considered a cultural idiot, put Citizen Kane down on your "must see" list!
DeNiro has a bad week by John Beachem
Bland, slow, and melodramatic.
Classic Chaplin Comedy With a Heart by John Nesbit
One of Chaplin's greatest films, containing the funniest boxing match ever filmed and a classic, poignant ending with a blind girl.
Fairytale For All Ages by Rachel Gordon
An amazing fairytale, if you can handle subtitles.
A nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to get shot (or stabbed) there... or there by Brandon Curtis
A restrained, entertaining piece of work from Takashi Miike.
Umberto Lenzi's City of the Walking Dead by Mike Bracken
What starts out as a 'so-bad-it's-good' camp classic then offends viewers with one of the worst endings ever.
Fellini's Treatise on Women by John Nesbit
The most famous scene occurs under the bed sheets when 20+ men are watching the seductive Mae West on the screen, but it's only one of many trademark Fellini scenes.
Movie for Lit Majors by John Nesbit
zzzzzzzzzzzzz... oops, wake up! Another competent film based on a Thomas Hardy novel is on the screen.
"I don't give a wet fart what you think!" by Travis Lowell
There is an art to making a movie that is so bad it's good.
Sober as a Judge by Chris Barsanti
For a film that hopscotches countries and languages to tell the story of a drug-addicted rock-star widow trying to get clean and get possession of her estranged child, Oliver Assayas' Clean is an impressively un-showy film.
Dana Carvey Stars In Mick Jackson's Clean Slate by Travis Lowell
If you haven't seen Clean Slate, and you're in the mood for an amusing 106 minutes, methinks you should pick it up.
A Female Take On "The Gaze" In French New Wave by Tony Pellum
Leave it to the French to metaphorize a narrative of death and disease into a celebration of self-discovery and love.
I Came, I Saw, I Endured! by John Nesbit
See the epic that nearly bankrupted 20th Century Fox and ruined a directing career!
Slam Evil: Cleopatra Jones Cleans Up the Streets by Jeremiah Kipp
She's a whole lotta woman.
An October Surprise by Jeremiah Kipp
Starts off fairly typical for an independent film (i.e., about relationships) until it takes an odd turn into the macabre.
I Don't Understand the Attraction, but... by Laurie Edwards
For all my grown-up complaints about what I see as a mediocre collection of episodes from a mediocre show, my children loved every minute of it.
Succeeds on its own terms by John Beachem
Pretty light fare, but its target audience should enjoy it.
Stanley Kubrick's A Clockwork Orange by Mike Bracken
Arguably the late Stanley Kubrick's greatest film--and one of the greatest films of all time.
Czech Film Worth Watching Closely by John Nesbit
Czech New Wave was quite the rage in the late 1960's, and this film holds up over the years--a very well done character study with a dry sense of humor and a great deal of humanity.
The Best of Czech New Wave by Tony Pellum
Rarely can a film be simultaneously dry and unpretentious; political and coming of age; lightheartedly comedic and unflinchingly serious. For this reason, Closely Watched Trains seems like two disparate movies.
Carnal Distance by Dan Callahan
Mike Nichols' Closer is closer to his best work.
Playing La Cage Backwards by John Nesbit
Some familiar sexuality territory, but played out in a refreshing way. Will remind you of office politics and gossip--is he really gay?
Coulrophobia, n. 1. The fear of clowns by Travis Lowell
"Their faces are fake. Big happy eyes. Big painted smiles. It's not real. You never know what they really are."
Not Just A Game Anymore by Tony Pellum
The beauty of Clue is that Jonathan Lynn's careful direction (and even wittier pen) allows the story to never take itself too seriously yet, at the same time, the stupefying series of events actually makes logical sense on further dissection.
Cockfighter: No, Not Peter North Porn Star -- It's a Gem Few Have Heard Of by Christopher J. Jarmick
Here's a quirky masterpiece from 1974 that features one of Warren Oates' best performances under the direction of Monte Two-Lane Blacktop Hellman. Another DVD gem from Anchor Bay !!!
Civil War Fantasy by John Nesbit
Promoted as an epic, Cold Mountain is little more than a lightweight morality tale. Don't believe the Miramax hype!
Shameless Oscar Bait by Lee Chase IV
Cold Mountain is a cheap run for an Oscar-it's not about being a good movie; it's about pretending to be a good movie.
Examining the Dark and Lonely Hearts of Men by Lee Chase IV
Collateral is first rate filmmaking: well written, directed, photographed, edited and acted, especially by Jamie Foxx.
Not the Return to Form that Arnold Needed by John Beachem
Arnold seems to be trying to get back to his old mini-gun blazing days, but Collateral Damage isn't the vehicle to take him there.
Silent Grandfather of Revenge of the Nerds by John Nesbit
Students vs. Athletes. An old story, but always entertaining with Buster Keaton.
Blind Iranian Boy's Search for Love by John Nesbit
Visually stunning northern Iran highlights poignant family drama, centering around a young blind boy.
Outfest Winner by John Nesbit
Better-than-average gay teen love tale for nonlinear thinkers.
The nitty gritty on the minds behind comic books! by Chris Madsen
Check out the history behind the medium. Comic books progressed from war stories and romance through shocking tales of terror to superheroes!
Criterion Sets The Bar Even Higher by Chris Sweet
The Complete Monterey Pop Festival instantly joins a select group of the greatest rock documentaries of all-time available on DVD, as well as becoming one of The Criterion Collection's finest moments.
Express to Hell by Lee Chase IV
Another cheap direct-to-video action movie that almost rises to hilarious camp level due to a number of inconsistencies.
The Days of High Adventure by Jeremiah Kipp
Crush enemies. See them driven before you. And hear the lamentation of the women. Yes, Conan. That is good.
Is Truth Really Stranger Than Fiction? by Lee Chase IV
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind makes a superb directorial debut for George Clooney, while also providing a star making role for Sam Rockwell.
Moonlighting After the Gong Show by John Nesbit
Chuck Barris created lowest-common-denominator television and now is cursed to contemplate his contributions to mankind.
James Foley's Confidence by Jeremiah Kipp
Style can get you killed, as Edward Burns learns in Confidence.
Another Silly Ape Sequel by John Nesbit
Tolerable sequel, but why can't someone just blow up the planet for one last time and have it remain blown-up?
Do The Right Thing by Chris Barsanti
Mereilles has not produced a perfect film, far from it, but he has once again put together one of the most potent pieces of cinema to hit theaters in a while.
Luigi Cozzi's Contamination by Mike Bracken
One of the less-than-impressive Alien knockoffs to emanate from Italy.
Jean-Luc Godard's Contempt by Jeremiah Kipp
"Every time I hear the word culture, I bring out my checkbook."
Bring Back Watergate! by John Nesbit
Watch any other political thriller...It's got to be better than this yawner.
Through Al Jazeera's Eyes by John Nesbit
This will never be approved by FOX News--all the more reason to see it!
Audio Voyeurism by Tony Pellum
If Rear Window is the archetype of film as voyeurism in classic Hollywood cinema, Coppola's The Conversation is quite possibly the quintessential voyeuristic film of the modern era.
Slapstick and a Dog by John Nesbit
Long lost Arbuckle/Keaton short resurfaces in Scandanavia. Worth a look.
I Love Jamaica, and Jamaica Loves Me! by Laurie Edwards
Turteltaub resisted the Disney inclination to dumb down a story; we get a tale which conveys athletes trying to be the best.
The Mission to Transcend a Formula Undercover Cop Flick Succeeds by Brandon Curtis
Daniel Wu and Eric Tsang triad their luck with this undercover cop gem.
Live Hard Rock That's Worth A Look by Travis Lowell
Corrosion of Conformity is as melodic and hard-hitting as they come, intertwining good old fashioned heavy metal with Southern rock and blues to create a fierce sound that is remarkably accessible.
Disney Does Dumas by John Nesbit
Is this comedy or adventure drama? Betrayal inspires Truth, Justice, and ... the Disney way.
Wrong Country and Not Much Life by Laurie Edwards
When compared to the delicate, well-mannered English, the Aussies come off as slightly stupid, incompetent drunkards whose emotions rule them.
Small Town Horrors: The Movie Within American Movie by Jeremiah Kipp
Ed Wood is smiling somewhere. You may recognize this flick from the documentary, American Movie.
Color Me Forties by Dan Callahan
Cover Girl is a mixed but colorful bag.
Son of Francis Ford Directorial Debut by John Nesbit
Good technique and flashy moments, in a pretentious film about a director with no life, marking directorial debut of Roman Coppola.
Lose Yourself: DMX and Jet Li in Cradle 2 the Grave by Jeremiah Kipp
Two icons get saddled with an inferior product. Cradle's an insult to Jet Li's acrobatic talent and to DMX's svelte, feral intensity.
Cold War Russian Film Artistry by John Nesbit
Forgetabout the images you've seen with Khruschev pounding his shoe at the U.N. This film shows much more of the real Russian character in spite of the melodrama.
Pummelling Racism in LA by John Nesbit
A heavy handed treatment of pervasive racism set in LA, but Haggis' compelling film remains highly entertaining.
George Romero's Vietnam Allegory by Jeremiah Kipp
Why are the good people dying? An early George Romero shocker.
Cool Creature from the Universal Vault by John Nesbit
Classic monster flick from the 1950s.
George Romero's Creepshow by Mike Bracken
Romero and King's ode to the old EC horror comics of the 1950s is fun, but ultimately falls short of greatness.
Stephen King and George Romero Present Creepshow 2 by Travis Lowell
Turn down the lights, turn off your brain, and you just might enjoy Creepshow 2.
Existentialism in Blood-Red by John Nesbit
Bergman explores the soul . . . What did you expect, anyway? If nothing else, watch the Criterion DVD release so you can see the Bergman interview.
American Schemes by Jeremiah Kipp
Cheap shock tactics in the vein of American Beauty. We know, we know—suburbia is hell.
Jackie Chan in Crime Story by Mike Bracken
While Crime Story is much darker and more serious than your typical Jackie Chan film, it's still an impressive movie.
Catholic Hypocrisy by John Nesbit
Competent melodrama that will elicit Catholic outrage for priestly transgressions.
Woodman's Existentialist Comedy by John Nesbit
Beautiful blending of comedy and drama to illuminate the meaning of Life. Are the eyes of God on you at all times?
Raimi and The Coen Brothers Go Ape by Lee Chase IV
Crimewave is an awful collaboration between talented filmmakers. Skip it and check out their other works.
Weapons in the Deep by Laurie Edwards
With few flaws and many strengths, Crimson Tide is exciting, sometimes frightening, and always engrossing.
James Cameron Would Spin in his Grave by John Beachem
Even Udo Kier's camp value can't make this one watchable.
The Plot is a Crock by Lee Chase IV
Collision Course works when it lets Steve cut loose, but when the plot jumps back in, it sinks.
Maori Melodrama by John Nesbit
Intended as an expose on New Zealand's government and a call for attention to indigenous rights, the pretty-looking melodrama is too trite to be taken seriously. See Tabu or Once Were Soldiers instead.
William Gazecki's Crop Circles: The Quest for Truth by Mike Bracken
Interesting, if rather one-sided, examination of the crop circle phenomenon from one of our finest documentarians.
Not a Girl, Not Much of a Movie by Kathleen Diehl
Britney Spears makes her, erm, acting debut.
Cinematic Highway 61 by John Nesbit
A film that introduces the Delta blues can't be all bad!
Coyote Uglier by John Beachem
I thought it would be bad, but yeesh.
Crossworlds: Oh my god, it's Rutger Hauer in B-movie Schlock by John Scalzo
Rutger Hauer furthers his case that a B should be permanently added to his name. And he drags Josh Charles down with him.
Bridging the Gap from Asia to the West by John Nesbit
Ang Lee presents a landmark film that will likely open the West to more Asian films. The women carry the brunt of the action; why didn't the Academy nominate them?
Tales of Romantic Adventure by Jeremiah Kipp
Ang Lee scores an international success with this breathtaking romantic adventure. Chow Yun Fat and Michelle Yeoh finally achieve the American audience recognition they deserve.
Brandon Lee's Final Movie by Chris Madsen
All Hallow's Eve. Devil's Night. On the day before Halloween, Eric Draven and his fiancee, Shelly, are killed in a brutal fashion for not going along with the "tenant relocation" program. Risen from the dead is the Crow, with a bizarre countenance and powers that enable him to seek vengeance upon the ones who did him wrong. A black crow serves as his guide back to the world of the living so he can earn his final rest.
Culloden as Social Commentary and Film Analysis by Tony Pellum
Culloden is a reconstruction because, although it reenacts a historic event, depicts actual historic figures (The Duke of Cumberland, Prince Charles Edward Stuart), and uses detailed technology of the era like fluted bayonets, the film has much more of a political agenda than simply portraying an often polished or forgotten piece of British history.
What Do Buddhist Monks Do For Fun? by John Nesbit
Charming film that gives real insight to what life is like in a Buddhist monastery; it's not what you'd think.
Who Are You? Find out in Kiyoshi Kurosawa's Cure by Mike Bracken
One of the classic Japanese genre films to emerge in recent years.
Don't Play It Again, Woody by David Abrams
Woody shows his age—and so does the tired script.
Iranian Style Marathon by John Nesbit
If you're a fan of Iranian film, this has some treasures.
Not Quite a Bomb, But... by Laurie Edwards
If this movie is to be believed, only saints served in either the British or American armies; no hint of sin is permitted here.
Wading around in the kiddie pool by Brandon Curtis
Eddie Murphy continues to piss away God given talent in Daddy Day Care.
Dahmer: A very human monster by Brandon Curtis
A fine cast and a thoughtful script elevate Dahmer above the standard serial killer fare.
Inside a Troubled Mind by Rachel Gordon
Against every imaginable serial killer stereotype, David Jacobson creates a compelling hypothesis of the workings of the mind of the notorious criminal.
Capital Punishment in Iran by John Nesbit
Effectively explores the nature of retribution and forgiveness in Iranian society while taking us inside the mind of a condemned man.
Working Girls by Dan Callahan
Dorothy Arzner's best film, Dance, Girl, Dance, spotlights women's inner worlds.
Lars von Trier's Washington State by Jeremiah Kipp
Björk stars in this recap of Breaking the Waves, only this time its Lars von Trier in the role of God.
Adventures in Adolescent Imagination by Rachel Gordon
Notwithstanding current events that might overshadow an otherwise perfect title, Altar Boys is a naturally entertaining portrayal of youthful experimentation.
Teen Fantasy Meets William Blake by John Nesbit
Any coming of age film that incorporates William Blake effectively deserves to be checked out.
Leftover from the Cold War by John Nesbit
Of historic value for its Cold War mentality and of moderate interest to chess players, this Swiss film plays ponderously slow for most audiences.
See it Again? Not Even if They Double Dared Me by John Beachem
Somehow manages to feel rushed and endless at the same time.
The Devil and Mister Affleck by Brandon Curtis
A satisfying superhero saga that is, at its heart, darker and more melancholy than what you are about to see.
Dario Argento's World of Horror by Mike Bracken
A great overview of Argento's early work, World of Horror is only hindered by the fact that most of the clips showcased contain major spoilers.
Hiding Behind A Badge by Lee Chase IV
Dark Blue is a routine cop thriller held together by Kurt Russell's superb performance and a haunting finale.
Before Spider-Man, There Was Darkman by John Nesbit
Sam Raimi can definitely work with cartoon material. Look no further than Darkman for definitive proof!
Darkness Falls: Somebody needs a longer lasting battery by Brandon Curtis
Evil doesn't rise. It sort of floats to the surface—and then gives up.
Nothing Lost, Nothing Gained by Lee Chase IV
Darkness Falls is embarrassingly entertaining, a reliable horror picture that does everything we expect it to.
A Dash of Distinction by Rachel Gordon
A review of the artful storytelling that got Julie Dash some much deserved recognition.
"Every comic wants to be a musician; every musician thinks he's funny" by Andrew Hicks
One thing's for sure - Dave Chappelle has lost none of his wit or edge in his absence, and in lieu of a half-hour sketch comedy show, he's still entertaining as hell in this low-budget documentary. Which is only half a comedy movie. It's also stocked with the brightest in thoughtful, melodic hip-hop, and no one is allowed more than two songs. Until the special-edition DVD comes out, no doubt.
Character Driven Horror in Material Worlds by Jeremiah Kipp
When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
Dead Again by Daniel Briney
They get up and KILL! The people they kill get up and KILL!
Dario Argento's Zombie Eye by Jeremiah Kipp
A comparison between the Dario Argento and George Romero cuts of Dawn of the Dead.
Ultimate is Understatement: Dawn of the Dead Ultimate Edition by Mike Bracken
Romero's classic finally gets the special edition DVD treatment it so richly deserves.
Mother Nature Gets Pissed by Lee Chase IV
The Day After Tomorrow has classic disaster movie elements, but once the human drama tries to take over, the movie sinks.
The Joys of Filmmaking by John Nesbit
If you love film, you MUST see Truffaut's homage to cinema!
Romero's Dead Still Walk: Day of the Dead by Mike Bracken
While not as good as Dawn or Night, Romero's third zombie film is still entertaining--particularly if you like the living dead.
Frankenstein Flipper by David Abrams
It's not just Bad Animal Cinema, it's Bad Animal Cinema directed by Mike Nichols and Buck Henry.
Keir Dullea is France's Most Infamous Libertine in De Sade by Mike Bracken
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson: Boooorrrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggg.
De-constructing Cole Porter by John Nesbit
Cole Porter tunes carry the "Night and Day" here in a credible biopic.
"Your mother ate my dog!" by Travis Lowell
In the infamous "lawnmower scene," blood was pumped out at an astounding 5 gallons per second.
Dave Parker's The Dead Hate the Living! by Mike Bracken
One of the better zombie films in recent memory, The Dead Hate the Living is a love letter to fans of the form.
A Change of Mood, or Two by Kathleen Diehl
This mood swing-afflicted thriller is only so-so, but Kiefer is The Man.
Series Premiere Without A Soul by Lee Chase IV
Dead Like Me wants to be macabre and somewhat spooky, but its pilot episode achieves neither because of the uneven mix of comedy and drama. Good performances, though.
Takashi Miike's Dead or Alive by Mike Bracken
If you're a fan of wild Japanese cinema, then you should see this. The first ten minutes are amazing.
David Cronenberg's The Dead Zone by Mike Bracken
One of the best King adaptations around, and another solid effort from Canadian autuer David Cronenberg.
USA Network's The Dead Zone - Season One by Jeremiah Kipp
Johnny Smith morphs from Christopher Walken to a member of the Brat Pack.
It's Good? Surely You Can't be Serious by John Scalzo
I am serious. And don't call me surely.
At last—a stupid film that knows it is a stupid film. by Travis Lowell
Beneath its campy, nearly retarded exterior, there are touches of genius in Deadtime Stories.
Things That Go Yuk in the Night by John Beachem
Campy and low budget, but far more clever and entertaining than it has any right to be.
Episode 1: Deadwood by Keith Uhlich
Must be Viagra. This sure ain't no dead 'Wood.'
As Difficult to Watch as an Hour of Barney by Lee Chase IV
Death to Smoochy has premise destined for greatness. Unfortunately, the movie does not achieve it.
A Rhino Suffering From an Identity Crisis by John Beachem
Williams is useless, the comedy’s too light, and the script is seriously uneven, but a few good laughs and Edward Norton just about save it.
"I am the Lord thy God; thou shalt not have other gods before me," by Tony Pellum
Decalogue I is one of the most emotionally gripping installments of the series and manages to celebrate humanity through tragedy.
Pasolini's Comic Vision by John Nesbit
Bawdy humor abounds with cuckolds galore, lascivious nuns, and tricky priests in Pasolini's comedy about the human condition.
Deep into the Delta Blues by John Nesbit
If you're really into the blues, you'll love this!
Deep in the Woods Isn't Far Enough to Get Away from This Trash by Brandon Curtis
About as entertaining as a nail in your eye.
Dario Argento's Deep Red by Mike Bracken
Many Argentophiles will champion Deep Red as the auteur's greatest film--after viewing Anchor Bay's definitive DVD release, it's hard to argue with them.
Stephen Sommers' Deep Rising by Mike Bracken
A surprisingly entertaining grade B monster movie that benefits from strong performances from Treat Williams and Kevin J. O'Conner.
Modern Day Fairytale Unblemished by Hollywood by Becka Lucas
Highly emotional and allegorically well-told, if this doesn't sound like your type of film, don't waste the money.
Wounded scorpions in suburban splendor by Stephen Murray
The movie captures on film some superb performances and memorably barbed dialogue.
Lucio Fulci's Demonia by Mike Bracken
One of Fulci's last, and least effective, films.
Internet Conspiracies by Rachel Gordon
How does one interact with a film that is so focused on voyeurism that it refuses to allow you to participate while still demanding your intellect to reel with societal issues, without the standard base of a hero to rely on?
The Media Nightmare of demonlover by Jeremiah Kipp
demonlover leaves us cold, vaguely paranoid, and ultimately none the wiser.
Gore Galore: Lamberto Bava's Demons by Mike Bracken
This is one of the great Italian gore films from the 1980s--they just don't make movies like this anymore...
Lamberto Bava's Demons 2 by Mike Bracken
While nowhere near as good as the original film, Demons 2 is still worth a look for fans of Lamberto Bava or gory Italian horror cinema. Just don't expect it to be as much fun as the original.
Just before female sexual freedom became anethema in Hollywood by Stephen Murray
Portraying cohabitation and extramarital sex as fun was more than public morality could survive.
Antonio Banderas Kills Quite a Few Men by Jeremiah Kipp
Forgive me, father. I have killed quite a few men.
John Waters: Wizard of Oz by Jeremiah Kipp
John Waters apparently isn't very happy with this gross-out, junk-food variation on The Wizard of Oz, but we at CultureDose think John misjudges his own talent. This one's a keeper.
Crude but Creepy by John Beachem
Despite (or perhaps because of) its miniscule budget, Detour manages to be quite a chilling little film.
You Got a Knife, I Got a Knife... Hey, Let's Rumble! by Brandon Curtis
There will be no junk on this block but there is plenty in this film.
More characters than it knows what to do with by John Beachem
A mess of a film, bogged down by too many characters, lousy fight scenes, and an overall lack of purpose.
Tod Browning's Killer Dolls (and a Cross-Dressing Killer!) by Jeremiah Kipp
A freaky cross-dresser uses killer dolls as a tool of revenge. A forgettable but fun gruesome goodie from Tod Browning, the director of Freaks.
The Devil Made Me Watch by Laurie Edwards
Not even the power of Satan—or a great ending—could make me recommend this one.
Spanish Civil War Ghost Story by John Nesbit
Slow moving atmospheric ghost story has some merits.
The Real Ghosts Live Within by Lee Chase IV
The Devil's Backbone is a rare ghost story that actually cares about its characters, and doesn't depend on cheap shocks to affect us.
The Troubles by Laurie Edwards
"It's not got a happy ending. It's not an American story; it's an Irish one."
Party Down with the Amish! by John Nesbit
The Amish shun cameras, so this is an amazing and rare glimpse into their lifestyle
"I Will Smash the Devil's Rain!" by Jeremiah Kipp
The cast includes Ernest Borgnine, William Shatner, and John Travolta! Add a 20-minute climax of the cast melting into puddles of goo, and you've got one hell of a movie! I mean—honestly, guys: This is ONE HELL OF A MOVIE!
"That's not God. It's a lady detective with one breast." by Travis Lowell
Folks, there is only one murder in Diabolique. It’s a pretty good one though.
Ultimate Bad Taste by John Nesbit
John Waters cult fans simply must see this 15-minute film, depicting Dianne Linkletter's fatal plunge (filmmed the day after her death)
Deep Throating Nixon by John Nesbit
Dick hilariously explains all the mysteries and musings we’ve had about the President most of us learned to hate and about the whole bungled Watergate affair.
Child Star Angst by John Nesbit
David Spade at his best isn't saying a lot but . . . it's better than Black Sheep. And it's better than Joe Dirt.
Bonding With A Formula by Lee Chase IV
Die Another Day is proof Bond still has a long time to live.
Perhaps you should die another day by Brandon Curtis
Loud and stupid but more tolerable than XXX.
Bruce Willis in Die Hard by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest American action films of all time.
Queen Bee by Dan Callahan
Charles Busch's Die, Mommie, Die! is a tribute to the divas of yesteryear.
Tale of Two Indie Bands by John Nesbit
Remarkably intimate view of two modern indie bands--one struggling to remain true to its artistic vision while achieving commercial success, the other just struggling to survive its leader.
Levinson's Nostalgic Baltimore Movie by John Nesbit
As we get older, our memories may fade and get fuzzy. To fill a void as we age, "we always got the diner."
Off to the Diner by Jeremiah Kipp
Everyone in Diner is only one degree away from Kevin Bacon. Not that it helps these young men figure out what to do with themselves at the diner.
Basic Introduction to Spike Lee by John Nesbit
Nice overview of Spike Lee, but for more detail get the Criterion DVD of Do the Right Thing and get into Lee's film repertoire directly.
Character Intrigue by Lee Chase IV
Dirty Pretty Things is one of the finest films of the year: splendidly acted, written and directed. This is a rare movie that creates real characters instead of plot devices.
Benchwarm Parading as Benchmark by Tony Pellum
Dirty Pretty Things deals with subject matter that is more intelligent than Frears's handling of it. The film provokes questions of morality but refuses to explore these questions, instead opting for an "easily digested in post-Postmodern Western culture" view of universal spirituality.
Sex in the Waters by Lee Chase IV
A Dirty Shame has a number of big laughs, but the movie ultimately fails because Waters's ideas of sexual freedom are too dated.
Buñuel Plays with the Bourgeoisie by John Nesbit
No eyeball slicing this time, but plenty of satire. Will these poor characters ever get to sit down to a meal?
Just a Dog. by Laurie Edwards
Only rent this for curiosity's sake, if you simply must know about Sean Astin's work before Lord of the Rings. Better yet, skip it entirely and get Rudy.
Live from Down Under--Man on the Moon! by John Nesbit
The story of Apollo 11 that you never heard before, told with Aussie dry wit no less.
A 'Dishonor' to Make Your Acquaintance by Keith Uhlich
No 'Dishonor' to Marlene
Strong Women Support Weak Script by Rachel Gordon
Purely by accident, this adaptation of the best-selling Rebecca Wells novel gives a new face to older women.
Documenting John Waters' Bizarre Baltimore Universe by John Nesbit
How can you not laugh at a movie that has a 300-pound transvestite getting raped by a giant lobster?
Urban Under-class Under Spike's Microscope by John Nesbit
Any critic who thinks that Spike Lee should have solved the racial ills of Bedford-Stuy in two hours needs to go spend some time in the inner city.
The Curlew's Cry by John Nesbit
Egypt isn't well known for its films; this is regarded among its best works.
Dr. Who in The Androids of Tara by Jeremiah Kipp
The third episode in Dr. Who's popular Key to Time serial, starring Tom Baker.
Dr. Who in The Armageddon Factor by Jeremiah Kipp
The sixth and final episode of The Key to Time series, starring Tom Baker.
Dr. Who in The Pirate Planet by Jeremiah Kipp
The second episode in Dr. Who's popular Key to Time serial, starring Tom Baker.
Dr. Who in The Power of Kroll by Jeremiah Kipp
The fifth episode in Dr. Who's popular Key to Time serial, starring Tom Baker.
Dr. Who in The Ribos Operation by Jeremiah Kipp
The first episode in Dr. Who's popular Key to Time serial, starring Tom Baker.
Dr. Who in The Stones of Blood by Jeremiah Kipp
The third episode in Dr. Who's popular Key to Time serial, starring Tom Baker.
The Making of Dawn of the Dead (and Other Romero Beats) by Jeremiah Kipp
How does George Romero do it? Well, watch this documentary and find out. Footage from the sets of Dawn of the Dead and Two Evil Eyes.
Document of the Dead: On the Set of Dawn of the Dead by Mike Bracken
A fascinating look at how George Romero's Dawn of the Dead was made.
Neil Marshall's Dog Soldiers by Mike Bracken
Worth a rental--particularly for werewolf fans.
Rockin' the Church with a Paradox by Laurie Edwards
Dogma is a thinking person's comedy, one you have to pay attention to in order to really enjoy it. It's worth the effort.
Nicole Kidman in Dogville by Jeremiah Kipp
Nicole Kidman gets raped; Lars von Trier chortles in glee.
My Stepfather is a Psycho by Lee Chase IV
Crap of the lowest degree, led by Travolta's "Hey, I'm Back in the '80s!" performance.
Truffaut's Alter Ego, Part Four by John Nesbit
Pleasant vignette in the Antoine Doniel story—the fourth chapter in a series of Truffaut's most personal films.
Romantic Fun by Rachel Gordon
A romantic comedy sure to push a smile on even the biggest grouch.
Wenders Western Redemption by John Nesbit
Wim Wenders loves the American west, and the photography itself is enough to recommend this film. Sam Shepard plays a Western actor who takes off from the movie set searching for himself, family, and meaning.
Knocking on Heaven's Door by Brandon Curtis
Wim Wenders and Sam Shepard visit familiar territory for themselves, this time twenty-two years wiser and angrier.
Messages From Beyond the Grave by Jeremiah Kipp
Haunting images of unspoken dread. An underappreciated classic.
Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now by Mike Bracken
If you like movies that require thought, Don't Look Now is one worth seeing.
Thinking Person's Suspense by Laurie Edwards
Sean Bean deserves to be a major star in the United States, on a par with Gibson and Harrison. A few more performances like this should do it.
Lucio Fulci's Don't Torture a Duckling by Mike Bracken
One of the late Fulci's most satisfying films despite being light on gore and his other cinematic trademarks.
Real Wise Guys by John Nesbit
The real-life FBI agent Joe Pistone served as a technical director to the film and is still friends with Johnny Depp.
I am the Master of My Own Destiny by Brandon Curtis
Thoughtful, funny and pretty unique.
Ricky Fitts' Final Destination by Tony Pellum
A film that attempts commentary on society and the human condition, but forgets that this requires commentary and saying something.
Kiyoshi Kurosawa Branches Out: Doppelganger by Mike Bracken
A slight change of pace for one of Japan's premier horror directors.
The role of Othello consumes an aging actor by Stephen Murray
As Tony more and more loses any grip on reality in the second half, things become more interesting. Colman is better at cracking up than he is at embodying all-devouring jealousy and the camera illustrates the throbbing in and out of John's consciousness, if not subtly, effectively.
Britain, Presleyized by Dainon Moody
The spotty accents reveal that, while it looks and smells like Brussels, it's being populated by a bunch-a American actors playing pretensies.
Deadpan Clowns Seek Cigarettes, Coffee, and The American Dream by Jeremiah Kipp
What happens when you stick Tom Waits, John Lurie, and Roberto Benigni in a jail cell? Jarmusch Magic, of course.
Were the 60's Really this Lifeless? by John Nesbit
Formula fluff--Zellweger and McGregor reprise Doris Day and Rock Hudson.
Bruno Ganz as Hitler by Jeremiah Kipp
This downfall is one of humanity run amok, realizing its capability of evil.
Inside Hitler's Bunker by John Nesbit
Not the most entertaining of films, this is one of the more important films from 2004. Bruno Ganz takes us inside Adolph Hitler's bunker to deliver the best character study ever put on celluloid.
Simon Yam in Danny Lee's Dr. Lam by Mike Bracken
Simon Yam as yet another demented psychopath. Hong Kong sleaze doesn't get much better than this.
Bond in the Beginning by John Nesbit
While Goldfinger was the first to catch my attention, there is a purity of character in Dr. No that is missing in later episodes...
Sean Connery as James Bond by Jeremiah Kipp
This was the Bond that started them all. Sean Connery is one bad Scotsman.
Rich Doctors Have Problems Too by Rachel Gordon
Not one of Master Altman's best films, but flamboyant enough if you have two hours to waste.
Dracula is in the House! by Jeremiah Kipp
I never drink ... wine.
Wes Craven Presents: How to Ruin a Classic by John Beachem
Patrick Lussier and Wes Craven join forces to bring you a glimpse into hell.
Patrick Lussier takes the fun out of vampire movies with Dracula II: Ascension by Brandon Curtis
As if we hadn't already had enough of a bad thing, Dracula II: Ascension is visited upon us like a plague.
Maggie Cheung and Brigitte Lin in Dragon Inn by Mike Bracken
Not quite a classic period martial arts film, the remake of King Hu's Dragon Inn is still an entertaining movie.
Pennies from Heaven: The Movie by Brandon Curtis
Boy, this movie is deeply stupid.
Kevin Costner: Do Not Resuscitate by David Abrams
Kevin Costner proves there's death after life in movies. This New Age version of THE SIXTH SENSE and GHOST is just one more clunker in a disappointing career.
Jackie Chan in Dragons Forever by Mike Bracken
The 'three Kung-Fu-Teers' last film together is one worth seeing.
Holy Shit Weasels! Another mediocre alien invasion movie! by Brandon Curtis
Well cast, but that's about it.
A Movie Milk of Magnesia Could Not Cure by Lee Chase IV
A group of amazing talents concoct a real stinker. May they all be eaten by shit weasels.
Wake Me Before It's Over by Lee Chase IV
The Dreamers never captured me because I never felt like it was willing to let me in. It seemed too content just letting me watch from the outside, leading me to believe the movie trusted in me as little as it trusted in itself.
Deep Inside De Palma's Dressed to Kill by Christopher J. Jarmick
De Palma hit all the marks he was after with Dressed to Kill. It's a film that works as a suspenseful sexy thriller, and as an homage to Hitchcock. Compare it to something like Basic Instinct and you'll appreciate even more just how good this film really is. The DVD package is impressive making this a must have for fans.
We Wouldn't Want a Scandal, Now Would We? by John Beachem
The upper crust takes a beating, courtesy of Marcel Carne.
Benicio Del Toro in Drug Wars: The Camarena Story by Jeremiah Kipp
Imagine Al Pacino being removed from Heat and leaving his colorful cadre of supporting player cops to pick up the reigns.
Realistic Insights into the Junkie Lifestyle by John Nesbit
Without preaching, Drugstore Cowboy illustrates the expected lifestyle of the junkie.
Jackie Chan in Drunken Master 2 by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest martial arts films ever made. 'Nuff said.
The Scariest Movie Ever by Kevin Carlson
I have a big enough phobia with regards to driving on the same road as semi trucks to begin with, let alone doing so during the rain, or when I know they can't see me. Once I watched this fascinating film, my fear went into overdrive.
Sidney Poitier as an old western hand by Stephen Murray
Duel at Diablo is a gripping drama, both as war movie and as a portrait of the curdled sexual/racial politics culminating in a grisly barbecue, though even the villains (barbecued and barbecuers) are shown as aggrieved rather than as evil.
James Bond meets Indiana Jones in the Forbidden City and they Watch a Swordfight by Brandon Curtis
Mindless but grandly entertaining spectacle.
About as dumb as you imagined but no dumberer by Brandon Curtis
Eric Christian Olsen and Derek Richardson do justice to their predecessors in terms of performance but the rest of it is pretty much a no-brainer.
Ruining a Piece of the '80s by Rachel Gordon
Jeremy Irons pays the rent with a horrible version of a beloved role-playing game.
Argh, Dungeons & Dragons failed the critical roll! by Chris Madsen
This movie would've done a lot better with a decent plot. Only see it if you are a gaming fanatic.
Alien Resurrection by Lee Chase IV
E.T. is still just as heartfelt and effective 20 years later, but it suffers slightly from the new CGI shots.
The Dark Side of India's Independence by John Nesbit
Devastatingly intimate view of the bloody transition to an independent India and Pakistan.
James Dean's Screen Debut by John Nesbit
Kazan's morality tale is watchable mainly due to historic reasons--namely the screen debut of James Dean
Yoga is as Yoga Does. by Risa Yanagisawa
Someome get the man a bacon ice cream sandwich before he eats the set!
Umberto Lenzi's Eaten Alive by Mike Bracken
Arguably the worst of the Italian cannibal films from the 1970s.
Anthony Wong in Ebola Syndrome by Mike Bracken
If you're a fan of Anthony Wong, obscure foreign exploitation cinema, or cult video oddities, then Ebola Syndrome is well worth tracking down.
Spider Cents by John Nesbit
Designed as a homage to 1950's mutant creature films, this special effects spider extravaganza is moderately entertaining but is NO homage.
A Cult Legend is Born: Wizard of Darkness by Mike Bracken
Misa Kuroi's debut cinematic outing finally reaches America.
Blood in the West by Jeremiah Kipp
Cinema as a hall of mirrors. Or, see the man in black kill everyone as he treks through the existential desert. Take your pick.
Ferris Bueller Grows Up by John Nesbit
Election acts effectively as a metaphor of our times
Revisiting Columbine by John Nesbit
Provocative director Gus Van Sant provides a thoughtful cinematic treatise on Columbine, using a simple setup and mostly non-professional high school student actors.
All That You Can't Leave Behind? Leave the second disc behind. by Chris Sweet
U2's performance is good, but this DVD strives for more, and strays far from it's goal.
A Frustrating and Rewarding Cinematic Journey by Lee Chase IV
There are plenty of reasons why Elizabethtown is not a good movie, but I find myself more pleased with the reasons why I think it is a good movie.
Crowe Spills the Syrup by John Nesbit
Insipid romantic comedy needs a better screenplay and lead actors capable of carrying a movie. Bloom and Dunst--cute at best, only connecting during music video sequences.
Sociopath in the French Alps by John Nesbit
Disturbing and provocative film about a socially inept woman, who finds confidence after a horrific event.
Norwegian Odd Couple by John Nesbit
Not ALL Scandinavian films are Life and Death matters. This character study about two truly crazy guys has a lot of charm.
Alyssa Milano gets naked in Embrace of the Vampire by Mike Bracken
If you're an Alyssa Milano completist, or have thought about stalking her, then this film is for you (it might even keep you out of jail).
Kevin Kline Goes to the Back of the Class by David Abrams
You know how slow, dull and familiar "Pomp and Circumstance" is when you're sitting in the folding chair waiting for your son to finally graduate high school? The Emperor's Club is two hours full of Pomp and Same-Old Circumstances.
Dead Caesar's Ghost Society by John Nesbit
The acting is decent, but the script is a soulless rehashing of Dead Poet's Society. See that instead.
From Riches to Rags by Lee Chase IV
Ian Holm is superb in The Emperor's New Clothes, an entertaining story about what would have happened if Napoleon had lived past 1821.
I wouldn't bet my empire on it by Brandon Curtis
Three decent performances can't keep this Empire from crumbling.
Getting Carried Away by Lucas Stensland
Enduring Love is the second film released in the U.S. this year from director Roger Mitchell. The first one, The Mother, is among the best films of the year and this one doesn't disappoint.
Love Triad in Stalingrad by John Nesbit
Nice fable about Stalingrad standing up to the Nazis that works better than the love story insert.
Wild Child: Man or Beast? by John Nesbit
Even with historical films, Truffaut plays with his heart. Here a "wolf child" is found in a French woods, and Truffaut strives to find his moral center.
Enough already! by John Beachem
Try saying “Women good, men bad,” in your best Frankenstein impersonation and you get the gist of the movie.
Jennifer Lopez and Her Ass Make Asses of Themselves by Brandon Curtis
Enough already—this is career suicide!
Enron's Ponzi Scheme by John Nesbit
I can picture 29,000 former Enron employees and even more stockholders watching this documentary in shock ... and then opening their windows and shouting, "I'm mad as Hell, and I'm NOT going to take this ANY MORE!!!!"
Bruce Lee Does Some Major Ass-Kicking by John Nesbit
Never take odds when there are only 200 trained karate experts vs. Bruce Lee. It's too unfair! Everyone knows that Lee will kick their asses!
Kazuo "Gaira" Komizu's Entrails of a Virgin by Mike Bracken
Sex, gore, nudity, and a Japanese woman who masturbates with a disembodied arm. That pretty much sums up Entrails of a Virgin.
Nuns on Crack by John Nesbit
The scenario of drug dealing nuns sounds wacky enough for Almodóvar, but the film's execution is one of his weaker dark comedies.
Julia Makes Her Successful Play for Oscar by John Nesbit
Like her or not, Hollywood has finally given Roberts a film that allows her to demonstrate her intelligence and skills.
The Witches of Far Eastwick by John Beachem
Nothing more than what the title implies.
Amy Yip in Erotic Ghost Story by Mike Bracken
Looking for an erotic film based on Chinese folklore? Then Erotic Ghost Story is the film for you.
Anthony Wong in Erotic Ghost Story 2 by Mike Bracken
Those seeking the fun and eroticism of the original Erotic Ghost Story would be advised to look elsewhere--even Anthony Wong can't save this mess.
A few steps in the wrong direction by John Beachem
Gives sequels a worse name.
A Series Finding its Footing Again by John Beachem
It makes amends for the travesty that preceded it.
Seduction Cinema's The Erotic Mirror by Mike Bracken
The boys at Seduction Cinema strike again with yet another amusing softcore flick.
John Bacchus' Erotic Survivor 2 by Mike Bracken
Fans of softcore sleaze should find much to enjoy in Seduction Cinema's latest erotic parody.
The Best Ape Sequel by John Nesbit
Palatable fare. . .can only speculate what a screenwriter could have done if they could have paired Montalban up with Charton Heston!
Exploitive Lesbian Vampiress Tale by John Nesbit
Unless you're into mindless and pointless lesbian bloodletting, not much to recommend this exploitive project.
Connecting With Emotional Chaos by Rachel Gordon
An engrossing mix of drama, comedy, and the barest of technology focus, it accomplishes telling a compelling story from the admirably minute foundation of a failed relationship.
Carrying Cameras into Thin Air by John Nesbit
Would you deliberately choose to freeze your ass off in sub zero temperatures and torture your body to the brink of extinction? Watching this will be much less painful!
Not Bright Enough by Chris Barsanti
Both admirers of the novel Everything is Illuminated and those who never read it are likely to be severely underwhelmed by the anemic road movie that Liev Schreiber made out of it for his directorial debut.
Toshiharu Ikeda's Evil Dead Trap by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest Japanese slasher films of all time.
Spiraling Down the Darwinian Ladder by John Nesbit
Leave your brain outside if you go. It's like Ghostbusters with cruder, less funny humor but better special effects.
Effective Overview of the Arthurian Legend by John Nesbit
Excalibur combines legendary material visually and musically to hook me every time.
Herman, Monaghan, and Kumar's Executions by Mike Bracken
While not your standard mondo tape, this is worth a look for viewers seeking some intelligence in their mondo documentaries.
Algerian Pilgrimage by John Nesbit
A generic road trip movie genre is elevated by serving as travelogue and through its pulsing rhythmic score, all highlighted by wild Sufi dancing in the finale.
David Cronenberg's eXistenZ by Mike Bracken
Cronenberg updates Videodrome in this interesting thriller.
Exorcist II Sequel by John Nesbit
Despite a credible cast, a promising premise based on a real exorcism tortures its audience more than entertains.
William Peter Blatty's The Exorcist III by Mike Bracken
For the third film in a series, The Exorcist III delivers in more ways than one would expect. This is an extremely underrated film.
The Devil's Due by Jeremiah Kipp
Those with deep rooted religious fears may find much to enjoy in William Peter Blatty's latest spookfest.
Satanic Struggle Remains Relevant by John Nesbit
How can you go wrong when the legendary Max von Sydow shouts down the devil?
The Mother Of All Horror Films by Lee Chase IV
The Exorcist is a brilliant and scary horror film that takes risks the movies today wouldn't even dream of taking.
Is This Really a Director's Cut? by John Nesbit
This is more a "writer's cut" since novelist and screenwriter William Blatty now has the version he wanted.
Not Even Stellan Skarsgard Can Save this Mess: Exorcist: The Beginning by Mike Bracken
The final nail in the Exoricist's coffin? Only if we're lucky.
Of Canadian Sunsets and the Montreal Underground by John Nesbit
Worthy debut feature by budding Canadian filmmaker Gavin Heffernan--a slower paced Go! that explores Montreal's "after hours" life.
An asian action extravaganza where characters and spectacle peacefully co-exist by Brandon Curtis
Rip roaring action scenes.
Snow bored by Brandon Curtis
Apparently the rent is due for Rufus Sewell and friends. Why else would they be here?
For America in the 1980s, It's the Thrill of the Fight by Lucas Stensland
There have been movies based on songs before. However, basing a feature film on a Survivor song is a stretch.
Behind the Mascara by John Nesbit
If you think that Falwell was portrayed negatively in Milos Forman’s The People vs. Larry Flynt, just wait until you see this documentary.
Cockney Rat Bastards by Jeremiah Kipp
Aw, man! Not another heist movie.
Introducing John Woo to America by John Nesbit
The whole situation is absurd, but some films are meant to deliver pure entertainment. . .and Face/Off delivers!
Sweating Bullets by Lee Chase IV
Face/Off is classic Woo: violent, kinetic, and exciting as hell.
Living inside the Movies by John Nesbit
Some people blur reality to the extreme. Binford may like the movies TOO much!
The Film Truffaut Would Like to Burn by John Nesbit
Life without books in a totalitarian system? Truffaut went through film hell making this competent science fiction tale with some striking scenes that compel you to think.
Turning Up the Heat by John Nesbit
Moore's op-ed piece shoots for the swing voters by dishing up examples of Bush's incompetence and deceit and turning up the heat.
Documentary or Mockumentary? by Lee Chase IV
Fahrenheit 9/11 is a deceptive and manipulative piece of yellow journalism. Before you see it, do your research.
The Dark Road Home by Brandon Curtis
If The Road Home were a better film it might be a lot like this one.
Bergman Returns Through His Muse by John Nesbit
Have you seen The Virgin Spring, Wild Strawberries, Cries and Whispers, and/or Persona? After watching any of these, you'll know if you want to take on this reflection on infidelity.
Preminger's follow-up to Laura by Stephen Murray
better to look at than it is to think about
Wong Kar-Wai's Fallen Angels by Mike Bracken
An amazingly beautiful and compelling film from Wong Kar Wai. You need to see this movie.
Families of the World by Laurie Edwards
This is quality stuff for sure, videos your kids will love and you can be happy they're watching. There are no downsides here; these are simply topflight children's videos.
Gay vs. Family by Rachel Gordon
Arthur Dong provokes intelligent discussion on homosexuality through this poignant portrait of intergenerational conflict.
Marcel Marceau in Mariachi Heaven by Jeremiah Kipp
Naked people in the desert and...other stuff.
The Great Experiment by Daniel Briney
Walt Disney's third film is his bravest animated endeavor.
Fantasia Redux by John Nesbit
Originally, Disney planned to have Fantasia as a neverending creation, with new segments being substituted upon each new release of the film. This never happened until Fantasia 2000.
Trouble In Paradise by Rachel Gordon
Painful as they can be, it's well-crafted, provocative movies like this that keep my love for the art form burning so strongly.
Not the Happy Days of the Fifties by John Nesbit
Haynes' movie is visually perfect and disturbing. It's one of the best from 2002.
Bloody Minnesotan Comedy with a Heart by John Nesbit
Fargo is one of those movies that you will either love or hate—very little middle ground, ya know.
Weird and Wacky World of Errol Morris by John Nesbit
The title comes from robot scientist Brooks' statement that we should send robots into space—fast, cheap, and out of control.
A tepid movie about small-time white boxers by Stephen Murray
Leonard Gardner's account of the down-but-not-quite-out in his native California Central Valley city of Stockton is gritty.
Oedipus Wrecks by Dan Callahan
Alexander Sokurov's obscure new film Father and Son doesn't quite come off.
We're Damned all right by Brandon Curtis
As if the Spawn film wasn't bad enough this Spawn-lite is even worse
Brian Yuzna's Faust by Mike Bracken
Yet another comic book adaptation that misses the mark.
"And Then the Wave Broke...": Terry Gilliam's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas by Jeremiah Kipp
"There was madness in any direction, at any hour. If not across the Bay, then up the Golden Gate or down 101 to Los Altos or La Honda. You could strike sparks anywhere. There was a fantastic universal sense that whatever we were doing was right, that we were winning."
Fear No Evil? Fear This Movie by Mike Bracken
Quite possibly the worst film I've ever seen. This one earns the zero star rating.
This is Spinal Rap: Rusty Cundieff's Fear of a Black Hat by Mike Bracken
Arguably one of the greatest mock-documentaries ever made, Fear of a Black Hat is well worth tracking down.
Schlock Runs Deep by Jeremiah Kipp
Billy Dee Williams takes on the Yeti People, but don't blink! He's only in the film for ten minutes, tops.
Before Psycho Came Fear by John Nesbit
Anthony Perkins stands out in this run of the mill biopic about Jimmy Piersall and gets a chance to go a little crazy.
Dogshit dot net by Brandon Curtis
FearDotCom fails, despite the game efforts of McElhone and Dorff, because it isn't scary or interesting or even logical in any way.
William Malone's Feardotcom by Mike Bracken
Truth be told, they should have titled this movie Feardotdumb. One of the worst horror films in recent memory.
8 1/2 - Fellini's surreal self - portrait (Criterion Collection DVD release) by Chris Sweet
8 1/2 gets the full blown treatment on this loving treatment by Criterion.
Fellini's Supreme Creative Masterpiece! by John Nesbit
During the chaotic production, the highly regarded filmmaker has doubts about his film and about his abilities, wondering if he has anything to say.
Misguiding Female Sexuality by Rachel Gordon
Finally a film comes along that doesn't force female sexuality into a box, too bad it was too busy bashing society to care about the women it showcases.
When good trailers go bad by Brandon Curtis
This lethal beauty is more boring than deadly.
Deliciously Dangerous Dames by Rachel Gordon
Brian DePalma uses a heart-pumping camera and expertly handled editing to capture a girl and her gun.
The Lovable Rebel We'd Love to Be by John Nesbit
Ferris Bueller represents the ideal that many of us wanted to be when we were in high school (and perhaps beyond).
Wheeling and Dealing at Cannes by John Nesbit
With a lot of editing, this 99 minute indie film could make a decent 5 minute trailer for Cannes
Fenway Fever by John Nesbit
Sweet romantic comedy that touches on the emotional core of baseball fans and the people that love them.
Robert Endelson's Fight For Your Life by Mike Bracken
While I'm only giving Fight For Your Life 2 stars, it's worth seeing if you're a fan of Last House on the Left and other subgenre films.
They Build, They Fight! by Daniel Briney
Wartime propaganda that holds up better than most.
Sometimes Less is More by John Nesbit
Minimalist cinema from the Dardenne brothers strikes a responsive chord.
"Final" Doesn't Make The Cut by Volker Briegleb
Robin Williams is more of an annoyance than an asset in this disappointingly dull Sci-Fi yarn.
Jeremiah and His Kid Brother Take On Final Destination by Jeremiah Kipp
My kid brother and I take the final trip together, slugging it out over this teenybopper horror flick.
James Wong's Final Destination by Mike Bracken
Yet another 90's-style slasher film, although this one is slightly better than most.
Crash & Burn by Travis Lowell
It strays from self-reference to self-parody.
This film brought to you by the good folks at Apple Computers by John Beachem
Like all sequels, it's bigger, louder, gorier and more like a commercial than a movie.
Death By Design by Lee Chase IV
Final Destination 3 may have the same set up as the previous entries, but at least it has the guts to tackle some fears that currently haunt our country.
Groundbreakingly Ordinary by Brandon Curtis
A visually dazzling bit of nothing
Washed Out by Lee Chase IV
The Final Hit is so bad you should be able to find it on basic cable in a matter of weeks.
Good Will Hunting Revisited in the Bronx by John Nesbit
This is a pure formula-movie following the pattern of Good Will Hunting almost perfectly, except we now have the cranky Scotsman mentor instead of the weepy Robin Williams.
Seek, and Ye Shall Find by Daniel Briney
The unstoppable Pixar goes undersea for its latest masterpiece.
Disney Grows Up by Lee Chase IV
Finding Nemo is a stunning surprise: beautiful, funny, challenging and wonderful. A classic Disney will have to try hard to top.
Inside the World of the Real Peter Pan by Lee Chase IV
Finding Neverland is a whimsical entertainment, particularly thanks to another knockout performance by the great Johnny Depp and solid supporting work from Kate Winslet and Freddie Highmore.
A Pot o' Shit by Laurie Edwards
You'd have thought Francis Ford Coppola, who's brought us some spectacularly grand productions, could've done better than this.
Freedom and Desire in India by John Nesbit
Banned in India and Pakistan, Fire explores issues of freedom and desire through two frustrated wives, who discover the purity of love through each other.
Banned Forever from Czechoslovakia by John Nesbit
Cinefiles and history buffs, wanting more insight into the Cold War, should check out Milos Foreman's last native made film--the one that forced him to flee to the freedom of Hollywood.
"Don't Make Me Do Anything!" by Jeremiah Kipp
Drew pouts. She starts fires. Whoosh!
Jack Ryan Part LXXVIII by Daniel Briney
"I don't hate you. I just don't care about you."
Raw is War by Jeremiah Kipp
I can't get behind the mock patriotism of John Rambo, but First Blood delivers some fairly good action setpieces.
Gere's Gorgeous in a Rotten Movie by Laurie Edwards
Richard Gere's beautiful, isn't he? Can you turn off the sound and just fast-forward through the film to his scenes? Is that all it takes to please you enough to enjoy a movie? If it is, go ahead and see First Knight.
An oft-ignored time capsule by John Beachem
A lightweight sci-fi from a simpler time in Hollywood.
Jet Li in Fist of Legend by Mike Bracken
Jet Li remaking a Bruce Lee film and making it better than the original? I didn't think it was possible, either.
Don't Be Fooled By the Title—It Isn't Porn by Travis Lowell
Fists of Fury is a very gouda movie.
Deconstructing Creativity With Finesse by Rachel Gordon
The push and pull of control over filmmaking between Leth and von Trier is gently interwoven with segments from Leth's original film, reminding us how far we can go, no matter how many limitations are placed on us, if we give ourselves the chance to do so.
Sirens of Atlantis by Dan Callahan
Jack Smith's Flaming Creatures took the avant garde to a new level.
Lemme Be Your Kemosabe by Dainon Moody
It's unclear as to whether Elvis is actually getting some direct shots or if those riding horseback in his line of fire are just surrendering by throwing their bodies from their saddles.
"It's a good day to die." by Travis Lowell
Kiefer Sutherland is a wuss who is easily beaten up by little boys.
Andy Warhol's Day in the Life of a Male Gigolo by Jeremiah Kipp
Warhol does Midnight Cowboy, starring Little Joe Dallesandro.
Evil Space Millipedes: Flesh Freaks by Mike Bracken
Campy low-budget horror, but sort of amusing nonetheless.
Flight Against Authority by Rachel Gordon
The only draining part of this journey is the very end, but it's a fun flight worth taking.
Ozu's Floating Weeds by John Nesbit
If you're tired of second rate action flicks and crappy special effects extravaganza's, check out an Ozu film for pure cinematic pleasure—he cares about character!
Flower Drum Song by Laurie Edwards
Flower Drum Song is a shiny happy movie taken from a shiny happy musical. You know what you're getting from the first moment.
Muscus Domesticus Vomitus by Daniel Briney
David Cronenberg created a masterpiece of horror; Chris Walas only proved that, as a director, he's a pretty darn good creature artist.
David Cronenberg's The Fly by Mike Bracken
Arguably Cronenberg's most humanistic film, The Fly still retains all of the director's traditional trademarks.
Behind McNamara's War by John Nesbit
Intimate view inside the Oval Office and the thinking that went into the decision to escalate the War in Vietnam, personally conducted by Robert S. McNamara.
Zombie Leper Pirates Emerge From the Fog by Jeremiah Kipp
An underappreciated early work from John Carpenter, beautifully shot in eerie shadows by Dean Cundey.
John Carpenter's The Fog by Mike Bracken
The Fog is perhaps John Carpenter's most underrated film. If you like ghost stories, find a copy as soon as you can.
Beach Homesteading with the King by John Nesbit
Another Elvis formula film, most watchable because of his comic nature and to see the King sing.
Jet Li in Fong Sai Yuk by Mike Bracken
Fong Sai Yuk is right up there with Once Upon a Time in China as one of Jet Li's finest performances.
To Achieve the Impossible Dream by John Nesbit
Combining the poetic beauty of 2001 and the spirit of The Right Stuff, this is the real deal—the definitive documentary about the Lunar Apollo Mission.
Asian Trailblazers by Rachel Gordon
A film gem for capturing the spirit of a past, underappreciated movement through the eyes and ears of those who helped make it happen.
Billy Wilder's and Marlene Dietrich's return to Berlin by Stephen Murray
Since it is a Hollywood movie,the viewer knows that the cornfed American is going to win in competition with European sophistication.
Hitch's Under-rated WWII Spy Thriller by John Nesbit
At last one of Hitchcock's most overlooked and under appreciated films gets a suitable DVD treatment!
First, He Was The Patriot. Now, He's The Foreigner! by Lee Chase IV
The Foreigner has too much talking and not enough fighting. The biggest mistake of the film is that Steven Seagal actually tries to act.
Sticky Sweet and Too Cutesy by Laurie Edwards
Nobody's career was killed behind Forever Young...though in a fairer world, they should have been.
You'll never guess what POS stands for! by Brandon Curtis
Samuel L. Jackson and Robert Carlyle are mismatched buds in a stale formula.
Lost in Memphis by Lee Chase IV
Memphis has never looked as beautifully lonely as it does in Ira Sach's Forty Shades of Blue, a melancholy character piece that is helmed by three amazing lead performances.
Making History Human, Pt. 2 by John Nesbit
The sequel to Founding Fathers is a fascinating look at the human side of icons Jefferson, Adams, Hamilton, and others. Add sex, scandal, and a touch of violence to spice up early U.S. history.
Sexy Tales Never Taught in History Class by John Nesbit
Finally . . . a documentary that puts flesh and blood underneathe those powdery wigs of the Revolutionaries!
There's Just Something About Joel McCrae's Face by David Abrams
If you're really jonesing for a Joel McCrae fix, try Union Pacific, Foreign Correspondent or Sullivan's Travels instead.
Tarred and Feathered by Brandon Curtis
The Four Feathers fights a losing battle to ineptitude, bad acting, and horrible scripting.
Epic only in length by John Beachem
Mediocre stuff that just keeps going...and going...and going...
Frail Thriller = Compelling Drama by Rachel Gordon
Bill Paxton shows promise behind the lens with the exploration of good and evil, based within a sympathetic family network.
Killed By An Angel by Lee Chase IV
Frailty is a chilling and ambitious horror film that introduces Bill Paxton as a promising new director.
Francis: God's Jester by John Nesbit
Story of St. Francis of Assisi and his followers, profoundly told by the Patron Saint of Italian Neo-Realism.
Classic Mutant Morality Play by John Nesbit
Tod Browning will be remembered for Dracula, with Bela Lugosi, but he was born to make the 1932 cult classic Freaks.
One of Us by Jeremiah Kipp
Tod Browning indulges in the dark carnival, showing what lurks behind the curtain. Stare into the mirror, pal.
Out of Development Hell and Into Your Living Room: Freddy Vs Jason by Travis Lowell
Freddy Vs Jason is everything audiences should expect but not quite everything horror fans might have hoped for.
Last Monster Standing: Freddy Vs. Jason by Mike Bracken
Critics railing against the film as though it marks the end of modern cinema as an artform aren't the target audience anyway (and really, is Freddy Vs. Jason more dangerous than the insipid Uptown Girls or better yet, Gigli? I somehow doubt it).
"Every town has an Elm Street." But this movie doesn't have a plot. by Travis Lowell
Horror sequels are allowed to break the rules occasionally, but when all logic is thrown out the window it can only spell disaster.
Middle Eastern Political Allegory at Cannes 2005 by John Nesbit
Anti Israeli political allegories were one of the rages of the 2005 Cannes Film Festival. This will play better in Europe than elsewhere.
Who to Believe? by Chris Barsanti
Granted, this is not the kind of film to leave one stumbling out of the theater agog at its genius, but considering the level of dreck polluting theaters at this time – Date Movie, Running Scared, The Pink Panther and the like – it seems somewhat overwrought to be calling it “an early candidate for worst film of the year,” as the New York Times' Manohla Dargis did.
We're Ridin' on the Freeway of Stupid by Laurie Edwards
There's just nothing really good to say here (except Brooke Shields), and too much negativity to put into one review.
Lesbian Lovers on the Lam by Jeremiah Kipp
Matthew Bright continues his arsenal of twisted fairy tales, but this lacks the spunk of his original.
Under the Chador by John Nesbit
German made film about an Iranian lesbian fleeing to avoid a death sentence, but can she love freely in a western democracy?
Don't Mess With the Hackman by Jeremiah Kipp
Gene Hackman stars in this quisessential police procedural set in the mean streets of NYC. His name is Popeye Doyle—don't mess with him.
Necktie Killer by Jeremiah Kipp
Even Hitch had his off days. Frenzy is proof that the Master is capable of crafting a merely adequate thriller.
Tear-jerking Sci Fi Thriller by John Nesbit
I haven’t cried like this over a science fiction movie since Spock’s ultimate sacrifice in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
Why not Frida and Diego? by John Nesbit
Paint-by-number biopic of Mexican artists Frida Kahlo and Diego Rivera with visually dazzling effects.
Substance Overshadowed By Style by Lee Chase IV
Frida works when it focuses on Diego, but gets lost when director Julie Taymor's visuals take over.
Just another day before the weekend by Brandon Curtis
You can take Ice Cube out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of Ice Cube.
A Single Woman's Last Stand by Rachel Gordon
A rare treat of thoughtful reflection on issues relating to intimacy through the eyes of a woman.
Football, West Texas Style by John Nesbit
Small towns gravitate towards sources of pride. When you live in west Texas, that means life revolves around the local high school football team.
Changing the Face of Horror Cinema Forever: Sean Cunningham's Friday the 13th by Mike Bracken
When viewed in it proper historical context (as an early slasher film, and not a movie that spawned a boatload of bad sequels), Friday the 13th is moderately entertaining.
Summer Camp Will Never Be the Same by Travis Lowell
In spite of its flaws, Friday the 13th is a seminal slasher film and a required viewing for anyone with even slight interest in the genré.
A Legend Is Born by Travis Lowell
If you can't guess who the killer is, you must have taken more blows to the head than Muhammad Ali.
A Franchise is Born: Steve Miner's Friday the 13th Part 2 by Mike Bracken
Jason finally makes his big screen debut--albeit with a burlap bag over his head instead of a hockey mask.
Steve Miner's Friday the 13th Part 3 by Mike Bracken
Worth seeing if you're a horror film historian or a major fan of the series.
It Ain't Wayne Gretsky! by Travis Lowell
Watch Jason get more and more mangled as the years go by!
Joe Zito's Friday the 13th Part 4: The Final Chapter by Mike Bracken
Easily one of the best sequels in the entire series thanks to Tom Savini's gore work, Corey Feldman's acting, and Crispin Glover's funky dance sequence.
This Is "The Final Chapter" Like I'm Oprah Winfrey by Travis Lowell
If the psycho kills you, be sure to let everyone know by yelling, "He's killing me!" over and over.
It's the Where's Waldo? of the F13 Series by Travis Lowell
Lana tears open her shirt and says "It's showtime!" Yes. Yes, it is.
Danny Steinmann's Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning by Mike Bracken
Arguably the sleaziest and goriest film in the series--which makes it well worth seeing.
Tom McLoghlin's Friday the 13th Part 6: Jason Lives by Mike Bracken
Almost a spoof of the earlier films, Jason Lives is one of the more inspired entries in the series.
Directions: Stalk, Slash, Repeat by Travis Lowell
Even I found it difficult not to groan when Jason met his "demise."
John Carl Buechler's Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood by Mike Bracken
Not one of the series' better entries, but the idea of ripping off Stephen King's Carrie is sort of interesting.
An Interesting Experiment That Failed by Travis Lowell
Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan begins with Jason being brought back to life at the bottom of Crystal Lake by an electrified anchor. Don't laugh, it's true.
Rob Hedden's Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan by Mike Bracken
Quite possibly the worst film in this series--which is no small accomplishment.
Broke as a Joke by Chris Barsanti
It's a mellow kind of skillfully crafted nothing, Friends With Money, which is not meant at all as an insult. There's rarely a moment in this film that feels wrong, barely a moment wasted, and yet it all drifts rather serenely to a stop, with little to mark its passage. Not that that's a bad thing -- comedies try too hard these days, anyway.
Peter Collinson's Fright by Mike Bracken
A tedious and banal 'horror' film, Fright is one you should avoid.
"Wecome to Fright Night!" by Travis Lowell
“They want men running around in ski masks, hacking up young virgins.”
Tom Holland's Fright Night by Mike Bracken
Looking for a fun vampire flick? Fright Night is the movie for you.
Creatures of the night love bowling! by Travis Lowell
Don’t trust your psychiatrist under any circumstances.
Uncomfortably violent comedy by Brandon Curtis
Scattershot laughs and buckets of blood do not a serviceable comedy make.
Battling the Mexican Vampires by Jeremiah Kipp
Bring on the Cheech! Here's the Rodriguez-Tarantino combo: A Mexican Vampire Flick Meets Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.
Mexican Vampires Find Time For a Heist by Jeremiah Kipp
There's gold in them thar hills!
"Get out of the way or I'll blow you another hole!" by Travis Lowell
If you are looking for a solid, offbeat horror movie, you might have a winner on your hands.
Ripping Yarn by Lee Chase IV
From Hell is another absorbing and visually striking film from the Hughes Brothers.
A classic US Army soap opera by Stephen Murray
To be made in the early 1950s required making the gritty stories James Jones told more conventional.
Chantal Akerman's Stacked Deck by Dan Callahan
Chantal Akerman's new documentary is bewilderingly narrow.
Takashi Miike's Fudoh by Mike Bracken
Takashi Miike is arguably the most interesting director working in Japan--the heir apparent to the throne of Beat Takeshi Kitano.
Ringo Lam's Full Contact by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest heroic bloodshed films ever made. If you're new to Hong Kong cinema, this is a must see film.
Ringo Lam gets his Payback by John Beachem
A dynamite cast and some cool action scenes make Ringo Lam’s film work.
Full Tilt Boogie: On the Set of From Dusk Till Dawn by Mike Bracken
They should have called this movie 'Full Tilt Boogie: When Good Vanity Projects go Bad'.
I am Number One by Brandon Curtis
Back in fifteen minutes...I gotta go kill some people.
Two Guys, a Girl, and a Hail of Bullets: Fulltime Killer by Mike Bracken
Two assassins--one title. Someone's going down.
Step Right Up, Ladies and Germs! by Jeremiah Kipp
Almost-good maggot slasher flick from Tobe Hooper. Nice grungy production design is reminiscent of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, but this one can't quite deliver.
Michael Haneke's Funny Games by Mike Bracken
One of the most bleak and nihilistic films I've ever seen--and I loved every minute of it.
Funny Lady Babs' Finest Hours by Christopher J. Jarmick
Enough good moments that even non-Streisand fans - like me- enjoy this musical bio of Fanny Brice.
Self Doubting, Italian Style by John Nesbit
What do nuns and business owners have in common? Is there anyone who doesn't doubt their choice of professions?
The Fury --DePalma with a budget unleashed by Christopher J. Jarmick
Post Carrie, Pre-Scanners telepathic De Palma horror thriller is entertaining, gory, dated, silly, and very uneven and you just might like it for all those reasons.
Capitalizing on Elvis' Military Stint by John Nesbit
Elvis fans will have to see it; of course, they have to see anything the King does. But this is generic Elvis—great voice, but inferior material.
Court Martial Demi Moore by Laurie Edwards
Everything here is either black or white, good or bad. The good-bad line comes down sharply on one question: Does Lieutenant O'Niel have the same right as a male to attempt to become a SEAL? Those who say Yes are the good guys; those who say No are the assholes.
Checkmates by John Nesbit
Chess enthusiasts will enjoy this even though it doesn't offer much in the way of specifics or analysis. But just how often do you get a chance to see "inside" Garry Kasparov?
Gandhi : Mahatma Kingsley Saves Bland Oscar Winning Epic! by Christopher J. Jarmick
Attenborough's labor of love is an old fashioned Hollywood type Bio redeemed by a remarkable brilliant performance by Ben Kingsley.
Street Intelligence of Epic Proportions by Rachel Gordon
A highly anticipated epic whose characters may please more than their environment. Martin Scorsese creates a fine reflection on the human tendency to progress.
Scorsese's Flawed Dream by Lee Chase IV
Martin Scorsese finally brings Gangs of New York to the screen. He's wanted to make this film for so long, it feels like it was made just to put it behind him.
Pretty but chilly film about a rich Italian Jewish family during World War II by Stephen Murray
The characters do not seem to feel very much, and it is hard for the audience to care about their amours.
Anders' Admirable Debut by Rachel Gordon
Allison Anders' first solo project as writer/direct is a stunningly poignant story of single motherhood mixed with adolescence.
Morris' Hilarious God-Spelled-Backward Documentary by John Nesbit
No one makes documentaries like Errol Morris. The humor stems more from the absurdity of the interviewees than any techniques Morris uses.
Would God reject you for having four legs? by John Beachem
An honest, moving, touching, and very funny look at a pet cemetery, its caretakers, and its residents.
Benny Chan's Gen-X Cops by Mike Bracken
While not as good as the hype would have you believe, Gen-X Cops is still an entertaining action film.
“I Was Jewish for 8 Weeks” by David Abrams
In the pulpit, the Rev. Elia Kazan. Today's sermon: How Not to be a Bigot.
Over-Hyped Indy Tale by John Nesbit
Many critcs praise this debut...but it's rather banal overall...
God's Mistakes and Mysteries by David Abrams
A green dino saur mask/sprouts from weeds/of indus/trial decay/and our hearts/move. Director David Gordon Green is a poet.
The Question of German Guilt: an Early Italian Answer by Stephen Murray
Edmund is simultaneously a monster and a victim of disasters brought down on him by adults.
The Other Side of L'Avventura by John Nesbit
The television and video game generation plays out Waiting for Godot in Death Valley with mesmerizing, meditative cinematography.
Sad Eyed Camel of the Gobi by John Nesbit
Crowd-pleasing docu-drama that chronicles traditional Mongolian nomads of the Gobi.
Michael Caine—The Laughing Killer by Jeremiah Kipp
Michael Caine plays one bad Cockney in this lean, mean British thriller.
Sly Stallone's Botched Remake: Pissholes in the Snow by Jeremiah Kipp
I'd love to see Sly make a comeback. Unfortunately, this is not that movie. And such great source material, too.
It's Only Love by John Nesbit
Better than average teen romantic comedy with a bit of a bite, since it focuses on closeted lovers.
"Matters of small concern should be treated seriously" by Tony Pellum
Ghost Dog escalates Jarmusch's fascination with multiculturalism, but rather than presenting mere caricatures as representative of nationality, or even accepting the idea that nation and culture are tied, Jarmusch juxtaposes conflicting ideologies—old and new.
Best left lost at sea by John Beachem
Haunted house movies don't seem to work at sea anymore, either.
Tales of the Hook by Jeremiah Kipp
Alice Krige purrs, "I am you."
Why 2001 Needed Ghost World by Jody Beth Rosen
It's grim out there.
Not Your Average Comic Book Movie by Lee Chase IV
Ghost World is the best character study to emerge in sometime, thanks to the relationship between Steve Buscemi and Thora Birch.
The Red Menace by David Abrams
Where have you gone, John Carpenter? A splatter nation turns its lonely eyes to you.
Be afraid; be very afraid by John Beachem
Yikes, just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, John Carpenter presents Ghosts of Mars.
Ghost in the Political Machine by Laurie Edwards
This is a tough call, but...yeah, get yourself a poor boy and a couple of beers and sit down for an intelligent, well-made, but rather slow lesson in civil rights and the justice system.
Gargantuan Texas Epic by John Nesbit
Many memorable moments in the last film James Dean ever made, but the best aren't his final scenes.
Predictable Carny Sideshow by John Nesbit
Cate Blanchett is the only reason to watch this—but she's not enough to watch it twice.
They Might Be "Gigantic" Movie Stars! by Aly Walansky
A musical documentary, chronicles twenty years of They Might Be Giants, a Brooklyn-based band which reinvented the entire indie scene, and continue to leave an indelible mark on music.
The Best Two Seconds of Sex on Film by David Abrams
Rita Hayworth's bright blaze of sexuality almost consumes this picture. Thankfully, in the cinders of her smoldering sex appeal, there's a razor-sharp example of film noir at its peak.
Rock Stars Have Feelings Too (Even Mick Jagger) by Marty Brown
The Rolling Stones will carry the tragedy at Altamont with them forever. Here's why.
John Fawcett's Ginger Snaps by Mike Bracken
Ginger Snaps isn't the greatest werewolf film ever, but it's an interesting updating of one horror's most venerable archetypes.
Ultimate Teenage Fantasy by Lee Chase IV
The Girl Next Door is a fine guilty pleasure, thanks to its goofy subject and solid performances.
Smashing Debuts by John Nesbit
Two main reaons to see Girlfight: Michelle Rodriguez's smashing debut as an actress and Karyn Kusama's debut as director.
Are You Not Entertained? by Jeremiah Kipp
Bring out the chariots. Years from now, we'll wonder why we gave Gladiator all those little gold statues.
Among the Weakest Best Pictures in History by John Nesbit
A few nice moments, but don't expect to feel for the hero or his family. You may root for the more interesting Commodus instead.
A Heavy-Handed Exploration of Justice by Tony Pellum
"Fuck The Police": The Movie
Proof that I really hate myself by Brandon Curtis
Oh, boy I think I'm gonna hurl.
Disneyfied Basketball Mythology by John Nesbit
Comfortable "feel good" basketball flick that could have been so much better. Why can't Jerry Bruckheimer go find something to blow up instead of meddling with this kind of movie?
Simple Lesbian Love by Rachel Gordon
A slice-of-life lesbian love story told by the experts themselves.
Fly too close to the sun and your wings singe by Stephen Murray
A beautifully filmed, flawlessly acted adaptation of an esteemed novel about a difficult coming-of-age, a forbidden love affair, and the complicity of the former with the latter.
God of Cookery is Cinematic Malnourishment by Brandon Curtis
Stephen Chow is back to the same old nonsense.
Shaolin Szechuan by Thomas Moyles
As deserved as all the recent attention given to Shaolin Soccer might be, there are some earlier gems directed by Stephen Chow that deserve equal attention. God of Cookery is one of these, and it deserves to be lauded on its own merit as a frenetic mixture of kung-fu and cooking.
A Rare Sequel that Surpasses the Original by John Nesbit
The Godfather and The Godfather II pack the best one-two punch in film history.
The Story Continues by Laurie Edwards
It's a good movie, and as a Godfather film, you simply must see it. Buy a copy; it's only right.
Make love, not war movies by Dainon Moody
Indications are strong Gods and Generals may end up playing more effectively to high school students in history class in future years than it does to those paying money to see it now.
Last Days of James Whale by John Nesbit
Sensitive portrait of the director who created Frankenstein and other overlooked gems.
Bashing Science Without Intellect by Rachel Gordon
Godsend disappoints for its inability to use talent, and for jumping on a scientifically paranoid bandwagon that doesn't allow an audience to think for themselves.
Returning to His Japanese Roots by John Nesbit
Fun film for old-time Godzilla fans to take that wretched Matthew Broderick abortion out of your mind.
Going Nowhere Fast by John Beachem
Emotionally distant, and seemingly lost at all times.
Beyond the Swift Boats: the Making of John Kerry by John Nesbit
Don't believe the lies of John O'Neill's Swift Boat Veterans for Truth--this film is the real deal!
A Good Bond Makes a Good Bond Movie by Laurie Edwards
For those fans capable of objectivity, it's clear that while Brosnan may not be as good as Connery, he's certainly better than either Dalton or Moore.
Life Goes On, Even in Kurdistan by John Nesbit
Although lesser known than Kiarostami, Bahman Ghobadi is becoming another Iranian director well worth watching. His latest successfully combines pathos, politics, and humor.
The Greatest of All Romantic Classics by Laurie Edwards
"I'll never be hungry again!"
Takashi Ishii's Gonin by Mike Bracken
Takeshi is like a force of nature in this film—utterly unstoppable and without conscience.
Takashi Ishii's Gonin 2 by Mike Bracken
Stylish, but ultimately empty--Gonin 2 could have been a classic.
Amélie, German Style by John Nesbit
Don't believe the lies in the U.S. trailer. This is NOT primarily slapstick comedy, but is a sentimental drama against the backdrop of the fall of the Berlin wall.
A Life Less Ordinary by Lee Chase IV
The Good Girl features wonderful performances, but the screenplay is a mess.
Jennifer Aniston Unplugged by David Abrams
The second-best adultery movie of 2002.
Show To Tell by Dan Callahan
A Good Marriage is one of Eric Rohmer's most effective films
Ozu--Gentle, Comic, and Profound by John Nesbit
Ozu ranks as the Japanese Fellini--this warm hearted comedy is much more than a treatise on meaningless chatter.
Back in the Day: 50's Journalism by John Nesbit
Clooney's homage to pioneer newscaster Edward R. Murrow is a fitting for the crusading truth seeker.
The Dying Days of Honest Journalism by Lee Chase IV
Good Night, and Good Luck is a thoroughly entertaining tribute to Edward R. Murrow and what he stood for.
Romantic and Sublime: Neil Jordan's The Good Thief by Jeremiah Kipp
Nick Nolte's the man who broke the bank in Monte Carlo in one of the most beautifully photographed films of 2003...
The Beauty of South Boston by Laurie Edwards
Reality is beautiful, and more than anything else, this movie comes off real—like a documentary of one young man's pretty shitty life...with the promise of things getting better, the promise of hope.
Real Deal on the Mob by John Nesbit
Scorsese has some great films to his credit, but this is his best--the film he was born to make. No one could have captured the terrain of the mob more accurately or more artistically.
Altman's Knack For Collage by Rachel Gordon
Altman's latest is a return to what he does well, combining a large cast of entertaining characters to spin new satire on old societal yarn.
A Class Act by Lee Chase IV
Altman makes one of his best films to date as he observes the similarities between the upper and lower class.
Italian Jesus (in black and white) by John Nesbit
Visually interesting rendition of Christ that played much better in the 1960's than it does today.
Literal Rendering of the Gospel of John by John Nesbit
High production values and professional acting struggle to overcome strict word for word "interpretation" of the Gospel of John.
Out Four Bucks… by Jeremiah Kipp
Another teen thriller—enough already!!!
Don't Believe Everything You Hear... by John Scalzo
Maybe Richard Gere's gerbil could have led some believability to the proceedings.
Intro to Surrealism by John Nesbit
Decent introduction to Goya's work. Art historians will have more fun with it though.
Alienation Music Video, 60's Style by John Nesbit
Simon and Garfunkle create a memorable score, or rather their memorable music is superimposed on a comedy icon, featuring adultery and alienation.
Renoir's Dream on Celluloid by John Nesbit
Still listed on the IMDB as banned in Italy and Germany, this is truly one of the great films that is required viewing for all movie geeks.
Long Trek to Mecca by John Nesbit
Road movie about father-son reconciliation that is highlighted by an astounding intimate view of the hadj in Mecca.
Post Italian Neo-Realism by John Nesbit
Yves Montand shines through brilliantly in a film finally making its way into the American market, over 40 years since its creation.
Still Funny 80+ Years Later by John Nesbit
A standard Harold Lloyd narrative, with the timid hero winning the girl, but most memorable for an adorable tiny Grandma, who packs quite a wallop!
The Battle Over Mary Jane by Rachel Gordon
Ron Mann unleashes a powerful sarcasm in his quest to defend pot.
An Incredible Journey by John Nesbit
Adventurer Merian C. Cooper declares that it's man's nature to explore, and here he films one of his own incredible journeys, as the film crew joins a nomadic Persian tribe in search of survival.
Not the Greatest Film by John Nesbit
Max von Sydow gives a great effort, but Heston unintentionally supplies the entertainment in a generally mundane depiction of Christ's life.
Greed is Good: The Silent Pinnacle by Daniel Briney
The ultimate lost film, and the greatest silent movie.
Don't Want To Live Like A Refugee by Lee Chase IV
Green Dragon is a compelling character drama that explores an area of the Vietnam War I was not familiar with.
Kitschy 1930s black heaven by Stephen Murray
It has its moments, including the gospel chorus at the heavenly fish fry before humanity is created, the economical representation of malice in front of the ark Noah is about to fill, and a brash ukulele player unimpressed by divine denunciations of breaking the Sabbath.
Tsui Hark's Green Snake by Mike Bracken
Another beautiful period film from Hong Kong auteur Tsui Hark.
The Monsters are Due on Maple Street by Daniel Briney
They're the precocious little fuzzballs that only Keye Luke ever really understood what to do with.
The Greatest Movie Ever Made. by Daniel Reifferscheid
The pinnacle both of the art of cinema and of human civilization in general.
Neverending Holocaust Moral Dilemma by John Nesbit
A worthy project, but proceed with caution. Not because of the gross Holocaust elements (you've seen them before), but because the film lets you down with the facade of its theatrical presentation.
Becoming One With Nature by Lee Chase IV
Grizzly Man is a perfect vehicle for Werner Herzog, a director who shares the same kind of dreams as his film subject.
Shoot For the Heart by Rachel Gordon
A quintessential romantic comedy that knows how to mix love with violence.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer Goes to Japan: The Grudge by Mike Bracken
A decent remake, although the original is still superior.
More Japanese Insanity: Guinea Pig Devil Dr. Woman and Greatest Cuts by Mike Bracken
More gore from the Land of the Rising Sun.
Hideshi Hino's Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest Japanese gore films of all time.
Coming-of-Age as It's Rarely Seen by Rachel Gordon
A young woman comes of age in Audrey Wells' skillful directing debut.
Fleischer's Folly by Daniel Briney
"Poor, poor, foolish little people!"
Not all lost movies should be found by John Beachem
Bad direction, bad action, bad music, bad plot, bad movie.
Baghdad 2004: the Real Deal by John Nesbit
First hand video account of U.S. Military operations in Baghdad during 2004--the stuff you won't see on CNN or FOX.
Lau Ching Wan to the rescue by John Beachem
Just about everything in this flick is confusing and second-rate, but Lau Ching Wan’s performance is marvelous.
Haunting Modern Vampire Narrative by John Nesbit
Modern vampire movie, or is it? It plays more like a thriller than horror.
Mainstream John Waters Film (Suitable for Blockbuster) by John Nesbit
A John Waters film rated PG? What happened to the universe in 1988?
Way Past Dogshit by Brandon Curtis
Makes Exit Wounds look like a classic.
Often Imitated, Never Duplicated by Lee Chase IV
Halloween is a rare horror film that depends on pyschological scares instead of blood and gore.
Michael's Back: Ten Years Later by Jeremiah Kipp
A surprisingly effective sequel, with a nice turn from Donald Pleasence as the vigilant Dr. Loomis.
"NOOOOO! AARRGHH! *garble, garble* NOOOOO!" by Travis Lowell
There’s no need to squander such potential.
Michael's Back! Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers by Mike Bracken
After a really good first thrity minutes, the film slips back into your standard slasher film cliches.
It's as bad as missionary sex with your grandmother. by Travis Lowell
Halloween 5 doesn't just fumble the ball. It hands it to the other team and sulks off the field.
Dominique Othenin-Girard's Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers by Mike Bracken
The bottom line? This film stinks.
Halloween 6: The Alternate Producer's Cut by Mike Bracken
The bootleg original version of the film is better than the one they released in theaters and on video--but that's not really saying much, is it?
Face/Off by Jeremiah Kipp
When did slasher movies stop being fun? Too much irony has killed the cat...
Holidays, Robots, and Ocular Violence! by Travis Lowell
Haloween III makes the common mistake of having the killer explain all of his motives.
Still Slicing After All These Years by Lee Chase IV
Halloween: Resurrection does manage to earn a few thrills, but this is a franchise that needs to be put to rest.
Rick Rosenthal's Halloween: Resurrection by Mike Bracken
Moustapha Akkad churns out yet another shitty Halloween film. If there was a god, Michael Myers would kill Akkad and spare us all the agony of another bad film in this series.
Michael Myers Versus the International Conspiracy of Monks by Jeremiah Kipp
A slapdash sequel which also contains a fitting closure to the great Donald Pleasence's career.
Nathaniel Victor, have you met Uncle Sam? by Brandon Curtis
Hamburger Hill is a triumphant war picture full of likable characters and moments of raw emotion.
South Bronx male bonds fray on a long Friday night by Stephen Murray
The loose structure and working-class characters remind me of Spike Lee's break-out movie, She's Gotta Have It, albeit with an early 1990s rap soundtrack.
Chekhov in New York by Jeremiah Kipp
"Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're gonna live over and over again for eternity. Great. I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
Lecter Uber Alles by Jeremiah Kipp
Bowels in or bowels out?
Unrequited Gay Love in Argentina by John Nesbit
No one deals with unrequited love and loneliness better on film than director Kar-wai Wong. This time, it's a pair of gay men from Hong Kong attempting to jump-start their relationship in Argentina.
Chat Room Pedophilia by John Nesbit
Is Jeff Kohlver a pedophile? Is 14 year old Haley to become his next chat room victim? Provocative film takes a roller coaster ride throughout.
Flirting With Disaster by Lee Chase IV
Hard Candy has some great elements: an intriguing set up, great performances, and a fantastic visual style. Too bad the screenplay isn't able to measure up.
What You See Isn't What You Get by Laurie Edwards
Smart, wicked John, cute charming Paul, quiet George, and puppy dog Ringo became from A Hard Day's Night the Beatles' personas as we've known them for decades now.
The Hard to Sit Through by Brandon Curtis
Not particularly good; hence the short review.
There is no "K" or "R" in Team by John Nesbit
There's 30 minutes of good film here when Hardball focuses on the kids from the projects. Too bad Paramount wastes so much footage on Keanu.
Into the Belly of the Beast: Paul Schrader's Hardcore by Mike Bracken
George C. Scott infiltrates the porn community in one of the '70s more underrated classics.
Which Side Are You On? by John Nesbit
Using the Harlan County miners' strike of 1973 as subject matter, this documentary plainly establishes the difference between management and labor and what is at stake.
Quirky Teen-Angst Comedy by John Nesbit
Harold and Maude has its own cult following, and will especially appeal to the alienated. Others may say "What the fuck?"
Bloom's Off the Rose by Kathleen Diehl
David Strathairn should be famous. Harrison's Flowers should be on the Lifetime Network. Life ain't fair.
The Wizard of Hogwarts by Lee Chase IV
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets is a grand entertainment: dark, exciting, and spellbinding.
Keeping the Magic Alive by Lee Chase IV
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban is the best the series has offered so far, mainly due to its depiction of Harry's adolescence and the spectacular special effects.
Harry Potter is Good Magic! by Laurie Edwards
Seeing Harry Potter made me smile, happy in the knowledge that someone else loves Rowling's modern-day classic as much as I do.
Current Children's Classic Makes the Big Time by Rachel Gordon
Harry Potter is a household name, and with good reason. This wonderful adventure tale makes it to the big screen, and is entertaining, if not entirely what you might expect if you've read the book.
Men Of Honor 2 by Lee Chase IV
"Hart's War" is yet another military courtroom drama. Bummer.
The Scariest Elvis Movie Ever Made by Dainon Moody
Due to obvious budget constraints, there is only one camel during the entire open market sequence. One camel and no llamas.
Terror takes a holiday, tits don't: Hatchetman by Brandon Curtis
I watched this movie, don't axe me why.
Jan de Bont's The Haunting by Mike Bracken
A dreadful remake of a classic horror film, The Haunting highlights everything that's wrong with Hollywood horror films.
Australian Angst by John Nesbit
Find out what the hetero facist sterility conspiracy theory is all about. That and much more!
A Dangerous Erotomaniac by Brandon Curtis
Love not frenzy... or maybe both.
A Many-Splendored Thing by Tony Pellum
The tragedy of He Loves Me... He Loves Me Not is that Tautou proves she has more than enough bravado to hold both the inner conflict and the twisted darkness of her character—a performance that could challenge the majority of AFI's villain's list—but the subject matter switches, robbing Tautou and Angélique of the depths her character could accomplish.
"First they bomb as much as they please, then they film" by Rachel Gordon
Courageously juxtaposing the various complicated factions of the Vietnam War, 28 years after its original release and our departure from that country, this film still sends you on a painfully provocative journey into an experience most would rather forget.
Peter Jackson's Heavenly Creatures by Mike Bracken
While Heavenly Creatures is Jackson's most grounded in reality film, it's still exhibits most of the stylistic flourishes and wild pacing that have made him a favorite amongst fans of bizarre cinema.
Your One-Way Ticket to Midnight by Daniel Briney
The cult fantasy favorite, powered by Loc-Nar.
Julius and Ethel--a Granddaughter's Intimate Portrait by John Nesbit
If you think you know all about the Rosenberg case, hold on. This is the ultimate insider view!
Mamet's New Crime by Rachel Gordon
Mamet's latest psychological thrill ride feels weak.
The Devil's in Attendance by Keith Uhlich
'Hell' in the Pacif... I mean Midwest.
Caution: Now Entering Hell by John Beachem
Bad even for a cheesy direct-to-video slasher flick.
Tony Randel's Hellbound: Hellraiser II by Mike Bracken
One of the few horror film sequels that lives up to the original.
Giving The Enemy Hell by Lee Chase IV
Guillermo del Toro continues to impress with Hellboy, a dark and thrilling comic book movie that is as thought provoking as it is entertaining.
Not exactly one Hell of a movie, but damn good nonetheless. by Chris Madsen
No, it isn't one Hell of a movie, but at least it's a Heck of a movie! It almost makes it to Spawn's level...
"We have centuries to discover the things that make you whimper." by Travis Lowell
Perhaps I was simply in a great mood when I watched Hellraiser III, but I think it's a worthy addition to the series.
A Franchise's Continued Descent To Hell by Travis Lowell
Unfortunately, the story jumps around more than a crackhead on a pogo stick and will leave viewers longing for the film's "shocking" conclusion long before the credits roll.
The Outsider by Jeremiah Kipp
Violence is linked with failure of the imagination in this harrowing antithesis of the slasher film. A truly chilling performance by Michael Rooker in the title role.
They Might Be Giants: Imaginative, Talented....Phonetically Sound? by Kim Lumpkin
After two successful children's projects (No! and Bed, Bed Bed), They Might Be Giants' latest release is both a step back and a step forward.
Dazzling Asian Beauty by John Nesbit
Best film around to study the Zen of beautiful cinematography, most will compare it to Kurosawa's work and Ang Lee's Crouching Tiger.
In case you didn't know that power corrupts by Stephen Murray
The government/party attempted to block release of the movie, but its hold on power was slipping.
Michelle Yeoh in The Heroic Trio by Mike Bracken
Action, adventure, and three of Asia's most beguiling actresses in the lead roles—what more could you want?
Fiction From the Past That Still Holds its Weight by Rachel Gordon
A fictional look at what it was like to acclimate to America during the second wave of immigration.
High-Ho Hidalgo by Tiffany Sanchez
It may seem a bit strange to Viggo Mortensen fans unfamiliar with the recent debate known as "The Hopkins Hoax," but controversy surrounding Hidalgo isn't whether the film is good or bad, but whether it's accurate.
The Original Force Behind Star Wars by John Nesbit
Most will watch for its Star Wars' influence, but an enjoyable film in its own right.
Jack Sholder's One Truly Great Film: The Hidden by Mike Bracken
This cult classic sci-fi action flick deserves more recognition than it gets.
"Modern" Japanese Morality Play by John Nesbit
Penetrating study of modern Japanese society (well, 1963 anyway) that explores business loyalties and how they may come in conflict with humanity.
This film brought to you by the Clinton family by John Beachem
While Morgan Freeman is great, the film is predictable, and displays a disturbing level of contempt for the American military.
For Music and Movie Geeks by John Nesbit
If you're REALLY into music, you'll "get it." One of the best films from 2000.
Squeaky Elitism, Sloppy Exposition: A Second Look at High Fidelity by Jody Beth Rosen
High Fidelity's worst mistake is that it's geared more toward mainstream rom-com audiences than the type of person we're meant to assume Rob is.
American Code of Honor by John Nesbit
All time best Western remains an American symbol of the independent man, who stands alone to face his enemies.
Wes Craven's The Hills Have Eyes by Mike Bracken
Craven's second film explores many of the same class issues as Last House on the Left, but feels toned down in comparison to that exploitation classic.
Where Few Trek by John Nesbit
Following a herd of yaks across the mountains of Nepal can be far more exhilerating than most mainstream cinema.
Radioactive Lovers by David Abrams
Alain Resnais' cool, beautiful cinema-poem to the agonies of unforgettable love is brought to vibrant life on a new Criterion DVD.
Pasquale Festa Campanile's Hitch-Hike by Mike Bracken
Hess is at his finest in Hitch-Hike, doing exactly what he does best—playing a deranged bad guy on a major power trip.
The road to terror gets repaved: the unintentionally hilarious The Hitcher II by Brandon Curtis
He may have been waiting for you, but this film is not worth the wait. Still it's pretty frickin' hilarious.
The Hitcher: Oily Sex With a Bullet by Jeremiah Kipp
Just kick him in the balls and run like hell, right?
Rutger Hauer is The Hitcher by Mike Bracken
One of the more underrated '80s cult films.
Don't Panic: Hitchhike to Fun by Rachel Gordon
While everyone is rushing out to the final episode of Star Wars, keep in mind this smaller Brit-centric production that will make you smile. Not because it's perfect, and not because it's some amazing visual achievement, but simply because it's fun.
Holocaust Survival Classic by John Nesbit
Much more memorable Holocaust survival film than The Pianist!
Jet Li in Hitman by Mike Bracken
Jet Li and Eric Tsang in the same film? I think that's one of the seven signs of the Apocalypse.
A Hole Lot of Fun by Lee Chase IV
Holes is a genuine surprise, an exciting, adventuresome, imaginative family picture.
Fred and Bing Sing and Dance Their Way Through the Calendar by David Abrams
Here's a chestnut to roast over the fire of your DVD player: Astaire and Crosby bring down the house with their holiday tribute.
R-Rated Afterschool Special by John Nesbit
If you're the judge, who gets the kid? A suspected physical abuser or a known homosexual?
Blind Man's Burden by Rachel Gordon
Woody Allen has had better, but he's also had worse. While this latest is a tepid mix of his merits, it does have a few saving graces.
Sometimes even a Blind Squirrel Finds an Acorn by John Beachem
It works thanks to a lot of funny lines, but the physical humor falls flat.
As Exciting As Filling Out Police Paperwork by Lee Chase IV
Hollywood Homicide has the potential to be a good satire, but instead is a real bore with scattered moments of inspiration.
An occasionally amusing police procedural that just goes through the motions by Brandon Curtis
Josh Hartnett and Harrison Ford have an agreeable chemistry but Hollywood Homicide isn't a colorful or exciting enough vehicle for their talents.
Must-Cry TV by David Abrams
Seven hours of death, despair and man's inhumanity against man. Television will never be the same again.
Finding Yourself in Jerusalem by John Nesbit
Heartfelt coming of age story for young yeshiva student, who follows Hesse's Siddhartha path for enlightenment.
Even Family Foibles Can be Entertaining by Rachel Gordon
Jodie Foster's second venture behind the camera looks at family dysfunction with an affectionate eye.
Transforming Happiness by Rachel Gordon
A pleasant look at the variations that occur through individualizing your own American dream.
Residence and the American Dream by Tony Pellum
Home Movie is an easily enjoyable character exploration in which missile silos become our 21st century castles. What does it say about the American dream? That unlike dissatisfaction with lack, the most shoestring of budgets and most modest of successes (even filmically) can breed content.
Football, Romance, and Jesus by Laurie Edwards
It's a nice little film, one that probably deserves better than the zero reaction it's gotten. Check it out, don't expect too much, enjoy it for what it is, and see if the Message moves you.
Male Whores in Love by Laurie Edwards
Barring Jean-Hugh Anglade's fine performance, this movie has no redeeming artistic or social value.
Truffaut's Enduring Search for Love by John Nesbit
Essentially private and shy, Truffaut exhibits his sexual attitudes publicly behind the guise of an excellent performance by Charles Denner.
Lonely Hearts Beware by Rachel Gordon
An honest, but entertaining, portrayal of a real life Bonnie & Clyde.
March Madness--Gotta Love It! by John Nesbit
It's David vs. Goliath in the Indiana high school basketball championships. OK, we know who's gonna win, but it's a lot of fun getting there.
Willis Returns to Form (Yawn) by John Nesbit
The trailer for Hostage looks promising, but does it ever go downhill once the opening scene is over! Was the script a junior high school writing project?
Chop Shop Flop by Daniel Briney
Don't ever order room service.
Putting the Grind Back Into Grindhouse by Lee Chase IV
As an exercise in gruesome terror, Eli Roth's Hostel gets the job done, mostly because it never asks us to like its characters.
Suffer the Little Children by John Nesbit
Is it possible to grieve after watching animation? If you don't after watching Grave of the Fireflies, you may be required to turn in proof that you still have a human heart.
African Nightmare by John Nesbit
Real life story behind the bloody 1994 civil war in Rwanda. Even if indifferent to current African genocide, Don Cheadle's performance is worth watching.
What Is It To Cry? by Keith Uhlich
I Woke Up Early The Day I Cried.
Great ensemble acting by Stephen Murray
Though it is relatively short, the book is deeper, and I have to reach the familiar verdict that "The book is better," as much as there is to admire in the movie, including some memorable, intense scenes.
William Katt's Most Memorable Performance...Oh Wait, That's CARRIE by Travis Lowell
If suspense with a splash of comedy is your thing House is a visit worth taking.
Lucio Fulci's House by the Cemetery by Mike Bracken
One fo Fulci's lesser works, at least House by the Cemetery has some decent Gino de Rossi gore going for it.
Visual Artistry Supreme by John Nesbit
Even if the plot was melodramatic and formula fare, Zhang Yimou's is well worth watching. Easily the most visually stunning cinema of 2004!
Movie Full of Boring Idiots by Lee Chase IV
House of 1,000 corpses is a dumb third rate rip off of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Save yourself the torture of sitting through it.
Rob Zombie's House of 1000 Corpses by Jeremiah Kipp
Huntin' humans ain't nothin' but nothin'. They all run like scared little rabbits. Run, rabbit! Run, rabbit, run! Run, rabbit, run!
The Con Is On by Lee Chase IV
House of Games is classic Mamet-sharp, witty and uncompromising.
Like a House Built Upon the Sand... by Tony Pellum
House of Sand and Fog is painful to watch in both its abusive plot construction and its stereotypical filmic tendencies. It is tragedy for tragedy's sake, an uncompelling thriller and absurdly overwrought when not by-the-numbers placid.
House of Wax—In Diabolical 3-D! by Jeremiah Kipp
Vincent Price chases the girl through the New York fog. The, uh, the New York fog. Yes.
Bloody Good Fun by John Scalzo
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the bloodbath.
William Malone's House on Haunted Hill by Mike Bracken
Skip this one and rent the Vincent Price original instead.
Ruggero Deodato's The House on the Edge of the Park by Mike Bracken
Deodato's film is an interesting twist on Craven's seminal Last House on the Left. It's leaner and meaner, powered along primarily by the magnificent performances of David Hess and John Morghen.
The House That Screamed: Making me Scream for all the Wrong Reasons by Mike Bracken
This is a bad film--almost Manos: The Hands of Fate bad...but without the quirky charm of Torgo.
A Stoic Heartwrencher by Laurie Edwards
This is a grand film, a special experience, and a movie you should have for your very own.
Father-Son Reconciliation? by John Nesbit
A successful bourgeois life doesn't equate with emotional happiness in this complex character study.
The Grinch Au Francais: Le Grincheux Qui Volait Gacher Noel by Jeremiah Kipp
Three stars in French for the experience—one star in English for the film itself. Le peu!
No Moore: How to Deal by Brandon Curtis
Mandy Moore doesn't show us How to Deal but we do know What Not to Watch.
There's a Bad Moon on the Rise by David Abrams
Falling somewhere between An American Werewolf In London (funny!) and Wolfen (dull!), the other werewolf movies released in 1981, The Howling is an affectionate wink at the cinematic brotherhood of the wolf.
On An Island With Bow by Dan Callahan
Clara Bow's Hawaiian star vehicle is a hoot and a half
Ang Lee's Authorship in the Comic Book Movie by Tony Pellum
Ang Lee upholds a character-driven over action narrative, providing for the first time since Burton, a sense of authorship to the adapted work.
Hulk Smashes through the Silver Screen! by Chris Madsen
Inner demons complete the character. We all have our own battles, and I know as well as anyone that we can be our worst enemy. It is the skillful portrayal of this self-conflict that sends Hulk by leaps and bounds above the ordinary comic book flick.
The Evolution of the Species--and Nobody Wins by Marty Brown
Human Nature's ambitious, powerful ideas more than make up for its glaring faults.
What's My Secret? by John Nesbit
Roth's novel is drug down by lifeless script and incredulous miscasting that will have audiences giving themselves "dope slaps" when the big "secret" is revealed
Christopher Lambert in The Hunted by Mike Bracken
One of the better samurai films in recent memory.
Looking For Logic in All the Wrong Places by John Beachem
Long on blood, short on smarts.
Right Wing Clinton Hunt by John Nesbit
Unsettling documentary that exposes media folly and how the entire government can be taken for a scary ride through Hell.
Everything You Always Wanted To Know About The Sexual Organs of Corn (I Never Thought To Ask) by Lee Chase IV
Hybrid is a fascinating documentary about a subject I never knew I would find interesting: corn breeding.
Silent Treatise on Witchcraft by John Nesbit
You can read a lot about witches and will hear many stories about them, but this 1922 silent proves to be an excellent source for material on witchcraft and superstition.
Morality Lessons From the Soulless by Marty Brown
A feel-good movie in the absolute worst sense of the word.
I'm Counted Out And No One Knows How Far by Chris Sweet
Director Sam Jones provides a timely look at one of America's most interesting Rock bands.
Jim Gillespie's I Know What You Did Last Summer by Mike Bracken
While I Know What You Did Last Summer is a typical 1990's-style slasher film, it's one of the better of the bunch.
Meir Zarchi's I Spit on Your Grave by Mike Bracken
One of the most controversial films of all time.
I Spy something... pretty funny by Brandon Curtis
Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy have agreeable comic chemistry. The action, however, leaves something to be desired.
Danny Cannon's I Still Know What You Did Last Summer by Mike Bracken
More proof that sequels suck.
Like a Broken Pencil by John Beachem
Despite the lingering suspicion that the movie was trying to be about something, it all comes off as being pointless.
$100 Million of Bullshit by Lee Chase IV
Talented director Alex Proyas sells out with I, Robot, a generic science fiction thriller that doesn't have a thought in its $100 million head. What a shame.
"His soul was the last to go." by Travis Lowell
At times I thought Bruce Springsteen might walk out and start singing "Streets of Philadelphia", but then David would start eating someone and reality would sink back in: This is a horror film.
Same Shit, Different Movie by Lee Chase IV
Ice Age is yet another family film featuring the countless tired cliches Disney has been milking for years.
Not ice but still pretty cool by Brandon Curtis
Just chill.
An Icy Comedy That Doesn't Slip by Lee Chase IV
The Ice Harvest breathes new life into old material thanks to the excellent cast and Harold Ramis's relaxed direction.
Takashi Miike's Ichi the Killer by Mike Bracken
Miike continues to push the envelope in what is one of the goriest films in recent memory.
Ambience and Sterility by Jeremiah Kipp
More visions of the bourgeois.
Motel Hell by Lee Chase IV
Identity is a deliciously wicked horror film featuring a sharp script and solid performances. Not groundbreaking but worth a look.
Idi Amin Dada's Self Portrait by John Nesbit
Some amazing footage here, as you get an intimate portrait of a mad dictator and gaze directly at Evil!
I've got to hand it to them. AHAHAHA! Get it? HAND! by Travis Lowell
This flick is not for everyone.
Are You Snuff Enough? by Jeremiah Kipp
What if the most powerful director in the world made a snuff film?
Expanding Angst by Rachel Gordon
Between the quirky and variable cast of characters, immaculate dialogue and pacing, and a mixture of some surprising acting talent, there is no choice but to enjoy it.
Dark Victory by Lee Chase IV
Igby Goes Down is a modern classic thanks to its savage script and superb performances.
What if You Had Just Six Months to Live? by John Nesbit
Life is so short ... Kurosawa's Ikiru is NOT to be missed. This "little" film is arguably his best!
The Cry by Jeremiah Kipp
Antonioni's precursor to L'Avventura.
Overlook No More by Keith Uhlich
'I' feel 'Il'
Dyanne Thorne is Ilsa: Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks by Mike Bracken
The greatest of all the Ilsa films.
Dyanne Thorne is Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS by Mike Bracken
The king of the Nazi Sexploitation subgenre.
Dyanne Thorne is Ilsa: Tigress of Siberia by Mike Bracken
While not quite as inept as Wicked Warden, Tigress of Siberia fails to live up to She Wolf of the SS or Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks.
Not Happy Together by John Nesbit
Gay & Lesbian formula films require that someone must say "Follow your heart." So if that's all you want, the film delivers the expected ... and not much more.
Beethoven in the Flesh by John Nesbit
Consummate chameleon actor Gary Oldman and two transcendental musical scenes make this film a "must see"
Honoring Oscar Wilde with a Spectacle He Would Have Cherished by Laurie Edwards
This is the finest of the several film adaptations of Oscar Wilde's play. If you love largesse and/or Wilde's work, you must have this one.
A Waste of Good Dick by Rachel Gordon
Ruining a literary masterpiece is far too easy.
Run Catch Kiss by Kathleen Diehl
Dear Dimension: Please keep your mitts off our shorts. Sincerely, the Filmmakers of the World
Todd Field's In the Bedroom by Jeremiah Kipp
Chilling New England miscommunications abound in Todd Field's bracing family drama, In the Bedroom. Featuring characteristically virtuoso performances by Sissy Spacek and Tom Wilkinson.
Crimes of the Heart by Lee Chase IV
The best movie of the year, due to its performances and realistic portrayal of shattered emotions.
Jointless In New York by Tony Pellum
Meg Ryan not only plays a uniquely powerful female character who refuses to be defined by male expectation or penis envy, but takes on a role reversal to redefine sexual stereotype.
The Slap Heard 'Round The World by Tony Pellum
Mostly due to Poitier's brilliant acting and devotion, the film established a new precedent in cinema that created a whole new black character.
Visual Feast of Unrequited Love by John Nesbit
No one films understated relationships with more artistry than Wong Kar-wai. In the Mood For Love is one of his best!
Wong Kar Wai's In the Mood for Love by Mike Bracken
Yet another classic from the inimitable Wong Kar Wai.
Lovecraft Comes To Hobb's End by Jeremiah Kipp
Sam Neill goes through the looking glass.
Don Knotts' "Citizen Kane" by David Abrams
More than just a pioneer version of "Who Framed Barney Fife," this is a phantasmagoric trip into the surreal world of adultery, Nazis and wish-fulfillment—all wrapped up in a cuddly kids' film.
Before the Enterprise, there was Incubus by John Nesbit
Cult horror done in Esperanto with William Shatner fighting evil--what could be better?
John Cassavetes in The Incubus by Mike Bracken
Cassavetes makes it fun, but other than that, it's hard to recommend The Incubus.
A Mockumentary Within a Metamovie by Jody Beth Rosen
What could have been one of the best movies of 2001 has turned out to be one of the least-disappointing disappointments.
Indy's Temple of Gloom by John Nesbit
The best thing about Temple of Doom is that it completes the box set that is finally available on DVD.
The Horror Film as Art: Dario Argento's Inferno by Mike Bracken
Inferno is a visual tour de force--not that we'd expect anything less from 'Italy's Hitchcock'.
True Love Never Dies by Lee Chase IV
Innocence is a rare movie that actually knows about love. It is a true gem.
Entertaining Low-Budget Horror: Insaniac by Mike Bracken
While not a classic film by any stretch, Insaniac is surprisingly good given it's low-budget roots.
Simon Yam in Insanity by Mike Bracken
While the first half of the film is nearly unwatchable, the second half kicks it into high gear--thanks to another great performance from Simon Yam.
Inside 60 Minutes by John Nesbit
Outstanding dramatization behind the now-famous whistle-blowing exposé of the tobacco industry.
Erik Skjoldbaerg's Insomnia by Mike Bracken
Insomnia benefits from a fantastic performance from Stellan Skarsgard and great direction from first time filmmaker Erik Skjoldbaerg. See the original now--rumors of a planned remake with Al Pacino in the lead role have been floating around Hollywood for some time.
Better Off Sleeping by Rachel Gordon
Insomnia is as draining as several consecutive all-nighters at college.
Dead Tired by Lee Chase IV
Insomnia is an unsettling and absorbing character study. There's no way Hollywood can match it.
Go-Go-Gadget Pistol To Shoot Myself! by John Scalzo
It makes me so M.A.D.!
Internal Injuries by Laurie Edwards
There are a few bright spots peeking out from under this ratty movie. Worthy of particular praise is Richard Gere, climbing out of the professional he'd dug himself.
Faking the Grassy Knoll Theory by John Nesbit
Pedestrian and amateurish attempt to get a new take on the Kennedy assassination, but it's stuff we've been through before.
Nuns on the Set! by John Nesbit
Fellini's enjoyable homage to Cinecittà and a retrospective on his filmmaking career. For Fellini fans only—be sure to watch his earlier work for the references!
Saving the Children Before the Holocaust by John Nesbit
Excellent documentary on the Kindertransport program.
Going to Sunday School with D.W. Griffith by David Abrams
This is the grandaddy of big-budget, big-spectacle films--the screen can barely contain the sets, costumes and extras.
Sam Raimi in Scott Spiegel's Intruder by Mike Bracken
Find the unrated bootleg version of Intruder to see it the way director Scott Spiegel intended.
They Get You When You Sleep by Jeremiah Kipp
"I have seen these flowers all over. They are growing like parasites on other plants. All of a sudden. Where are they coming from?"
Philip Kaufman's Invasion of the Body Snatchers by Mike Bracken
One of the great sci-fi/horror remakes, Invasion of the Body Snatchers is still effective today, nearly 25 years after its initial release.
Ideal Send Off by John Nesbit
French-Canadian film poignantly comes to grips with life and death issues as well as any 2003 release.
Billy Zane in Invincible, a move his career may not survive by Brandon Curtis
Invincible isn't impervious to stupidity.
Forget the Alzheimer's Script (Watch the Acting) by John Nesbit
Great acting by Winslet, Broadbent, and Dench in story about Dame Iris Murdoch's Alzheimer's... I'd tell you more, but I forget.
Once upon a time before... by Brandon Curtis
Unbelievably fun. It's a real kick.
A Film Worthy of its Superlatives by Brandon Curtis
Irreversible haunts, shocks and moves. It's a powerful experience.
The Evil That Men Do by Lee Chase IV
Irreversible is a horrifying and thought provoking film experience that is not for the squeamish.
Capra's Landmark Comedy by John Nesbit
Amazing that such a comedy classic was filmed in just 4 weeks—proof that forced economy has benefits.
Rotten in Double Vision by Laurie Edwards
The best thing the Olsen twins could do for art is pose nude for Playboy.
Italy is for Lovers by John Nesbit
That cold Danish society can get to you--Let's go to Italy!
Summer Gold by Lee Chase IV
The Italian Job is worthy summer fare: funny, exciting and fast paced.
The Last Eisenstein by John Nesbit
Not Eisenstein's best, but interesting for historical reasons. Just why did Stalin ban this film for over ten years?
Too lame for TV by Brandon Curtis
Pretty funny as long as you don't see it sober.
Realism With Hope by Laurie Edwards
More than anything, it's an anomaly amidst the nasty and untrue movies abounding nowadays about African-Americans; it's a movie that, while conceding the obvious truth that ugliness exists, still insists that responsibility and caring are an equal part of the black culture.
Modern Descent into Hell by John Nesbit
Competently surreal, but Jacob's Ladder is not the surprise some claim it to be.
X-rated Champion Over Censorship by John Nesbit
Dreadfully dull, this landmark film paved the way for cinematic freedom--The Criterion Collection provides salivating goodies for film history buffs.
Elvis Exploits his Music Career by John Nesbit
The best Elvis flicks are all about fun. Jailhouse Rock ranks near the top of the genre.
Hitch's Laughton Vanity Piece by John Nesbit
Hitch thinks the film absurd and never liked it. Poor Hitch, after he's done with Charles Laughton in this film, his next film stars Lawrence Olivier.
ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by Laurie Edwards
James Taylor still loves music, but here he's outweighed by the arrangements, and even the audience needs prompting to enjoy the show.
Welcome to the Suck by Chris Barsanti
Jarhead is definitely no action movie, but it really really wants to be a war movie. Somehow, even with all the shaven-headed marines and heavy-duty weaponry, it fails to be either.
Bringing Greek Mythology to Life by John Nesbit
Harryhausen's 1963 state of the art stop action animation highlights this adventure tale, but its narrative foundation is also solid and enjoyable.
Jason Goes to Camp (just like Ernest, but with more bloodshed) by Travis Lowell
Jason does indeed go to hell, so I would say the movie delivers in that aspect.
Adam Marcus' Jason Goes to Hell by Mike Bracken
Not a great film, but it earns style points for trying to move away from the series' traditional plotline.
Jason in Space: Jim Isaac's Jason X by Mike Bracken
For fans of the series, Jason X should be a pleasant surprise. Isaac and Farmer don't try to reinvent the wheel, but they do make an interesting and entertaining slasher film.
Evil Gets A Makeover by Travis Lowell
"Some people who were too smart for their own good felt that a creature who couldn't be killed was simply too valuable to just file away. In the end, it always comes down to money."
Landmark Beginnings of the Summer Blockbuster by John Nesbit
Still ranking among the best summer movies ever released for blockbuster purposes. Jaws has some terrific scares!
The "Best Worst Movie" Or The Worst "Best" Movie? by Tony Pellum
Unfortunately, most of what seems innovative about Jaws is a result of accident. Spielberg's sloppiness turned out right for a change.
Jeannot Szwarc's Jaws 2 by Mike Bracken
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water...
Joe Alves' Jaws 3 by Mike Bracken
While not a good film by any stretch, Jaws 3 is so campy and inept that it's fun to watch anyway.
Joe Sargant's Jaws: The Revenge by Mike Bracken
Wow, this an awful flick and a blight on the Jaws name--see this only if you're a diehard shark flick fan, and be prepared to be disappointed.
It Starts Off Brilliantly, Then Goes Down the Tube by Travis Lowell
Jeepers Creepers gets off to a hot start, trips over its own feet, then finishes with vitality.
Summer Camp by Lee Chase IV
Jeepers Creepers 2 is so intentionally bad it deserves to be recognized as a Camp Classic.
Historical and Artistic Irrelevance by Tony Pellum
A film that tries to do too much and, as a result, doesn't do much of anything.
Jeremiah Reviews Jeremiah by Jeremiah Kipp
Jeremiah reviews his namesake's TV-series and is horrified by what he's forced to behold...
The Lovable Jerk by Rachel Gordon
Steve Martin's early talent can leave you rolling with laughter 20+ years later.
Kevin Smith's Venture into "Serious" Filmmaking by Tony Pellum
Focus has always been Smith's biggest problem, failing to acknowledge any line between exposition and self-indulgence; between contextual gag and masturbatory (figurative and literal) dialogue; between subtle nuance and heavy-handed narrative device.
Kevin Smith Strikes Back by Lee Chase IV
Jersey Girl shows hints of Kevin Smith's gift as a writer, but for the most part, it's overdone and sappy.
Jesus as Milk Toast by John Nesbit
For evangelical Christian use only. Characterization is paper thin and very bland.
Nothing Lukewarm About This Jesus Flick by John Nesbit
Jewison's 1973 adaptation of Jesus Christ Superstar may seem a bit dated back to the '60s. But only Scorsese tops this Jesus flick with a film to make you think about the nature of Christ and his purpose.
German Guilt Trip by John Nesbit
How do modern Germans explain the Holocaust? Some make films about it.
Tear-jerking Korean Melodrama by John Nesbit
Korean films are rarely screened in the U.S. This one will play better on television screens, where you expect shallowness and melodrama.
A Champion Deserves Better Than This! by Laurie Edwards
Combining bad acting, bad technical work, and racism makes Jim Thorpe: All American literally painful to sit through.
Neutron Bomb by Daniel Briney
It's DEXTER'S LABORATORY: THE MOTION PICTURE. Except that it isn't.
Japanese Neo-Realism by John Nesbit
If you're looking for porn, seek elsewhere. Shohei Imamura is an artist who paints portraits from the lower classes of Japan; in this case--a low life porn filmmaker.
The Definitive Homeless Story (Not!) by John Nesbit
The premise of having a homeless man deliver a literary work is promising, but Joe Gould's Secret falls short of full delivery.
Will Insurance Cover The Brain Cells This Movie Took From Me? by Lee Chase IV
John Q. makes Patch Adams look like a saint. How scary.
Cheese War by Laurie Edwards
Don't waste any time with this astonishingly bad lump of shit; it's an embarrassment to Hallmark, McMurtry, Cass, and everyone else connected to it.
The Gospel According To Veggie Tales by Lee Chase IV
Jonah: A Veggie Tales movie is an entertaining kids picture with lots of laughs and a suitable message. Recommended for really young children.
A Cross to Bear by Brandon Curtis
Tony Goldwyn loves his neighbors in Joshua.
Snapping at the Heels of Mediocrity by John Beachem
It’s amazing a film of this quality made it into wide release.
Bunuel's Rare American Film by John Nesbit
A difficult to locate film, Bunuel's narrative deals with racism, pedophilia, and the human condition.
Wanna Go For a Ride? by John Scalzo
Resist your urge to compare it to Duel and give Joy Ride a test drive anyway.
Haunted Houses--Japanese Style! Ju-On: The Grudge by Mike Bracken
One of the creepiest Japanese horror movies to date.
Judgement is Slow, but Inexorable by Laurie Edwards
Make sure you get the right one--Judgement at Nuremberg is fascinating and important.
"Ménage à Trois, Sex in Expensive Cars" by Tony Pellum
As Truffaut deconstructs the notions of truth, freedom and love, what prevents Jules et Jim from becoming a heavy-handed moral tale is beauty. For Truffaut, film exists not merely as an artistic medium, but an aesthetic canvas.
It's All About the Ngs by John Beachem
Francis and Sandra Ng make this one worth seeing on their own.
Watching Home Movies at the Fellinis by David Abrams
Frederico Fellini turns the camera on his own marriage in this bright, beautiful but ultimately bland film.
Portrait of a Southern Family by Lee Chase IV
Junebug is one of the best movies of recent years, a picture that has a clear understanding of what it means to be human.
Rape, Rampage, and Redemption by John Nesbit
Rape, rampage, and Max von Sydow make for a winning formula in this Bergman classic.
Ruggero Deodato's Jungle Holocaust aka Ultimo Mondo Cannibale by Mike Bracken
Deodato's first foray into cannibal country is almost as good as Cannibal Holocaust--his magnum opus on the subject.
Parent Trap in Dinosaurland by John Nesbit
Enjoyable 92-minute ride on Universal vehicle that feels a lot like Disneyland. But hey, you gotta sell tickets (and hope people forget about Jurassic Park: The Lost World).
Is it scary? You bet Jurassic it is! by David Abrams
The third time's the charm down on the dino farm.
Spielberg's Cure for Insomnia by John Nesbit
Continuing the tradition of sequels, The Lost World is extremely lame, but it can save on Sominex bills.
Coming of Age in the '50s by John Nesbit
Teen sexual obsession in the 1950s turns into a decent coming-of-age tale.
Gee, how original by John Beachem
Idiotic, unfunny, and totally unoriginal.
So THIS is What James Belushi's Been Up To by Daniel Briney
If you didn't see the first two, you probably won't understand this one.
Spacey vs. Bridges by Keith Uhlich
Two actors dukin' it out it Hollywoodland
A sort of submarine medley by John Beachem
A hodgepodge of elements from other submarine movies. Some work, some don't.
Silent Modernist Art by John Nesbit
Anyone who's seen Dr. Caligari becomes aware of its artisty and will remember three things: Conrad Veidt's lumbering walk, the surreal set design, and the denouement.
Japanese Twilight Zone by John Nesbit
A series of four short "ghost" stories that serve as morality plays and will remind you of The Twilight Zone, filmed at a slower pace with vibrant colors.
Inside "Modern" Afghanistan by John Nesbit
The solar eclipse symbolizes Afghanistan perfectly in this devastating look at the Taliban controlled country. Will things be better without the Taliban?
Where's an animal rights activist when you actually need one? by John Beachem
Sheer garbage, but I suppose that goes without saying.
MAN SHAQ!!!!!!!!!! by Tony Pellum
Much like the franchises Michael Jackson and Hulk Hogan created of themselves, Shaq picks up the flag where they left off and, honestly, pop culture wouldn't be nearly as fun without them.
In the Spirit of The Marx Brothers by John Nesbit
Uneven mix of comedy. But Kentucky Fried Movie is a genre-breaking movie, so it's worth a look.
Thai Kick Boxing Video Game Action by John Nesbit
Characters don't matter here and the throw away plot is also irrelevant. It's post Pokemon generation non stop video game action with real stunts, and nothing more.
Bogie Faces a Hurricane by John Nesbit
Definitive "hurricane" flick
Kiarostami Tone Poem by John Nesbit
Not for action fans, but Kiarostami's intimate family portrait plays like a lyrical poem, illustrating the conflicts existing between old and young in Iranian daily life.
K.O. by Dainon Moody
The fact Elvis gets pummeled in the ring a fair amount helps us like him, too, nosebleeds and all. Bright red nosebleeds, after all, are warranted in a boxing movie.
Behind the Producer's Chair by John Nesbit
Robert Evans has lived the ultimate dream: great wealth, a huge paradise for an estate, much film success, and a collection of Hollywood babes. But he's also known failure and legal problems. This is his story.
Picture Perfect by Lee Chase IV
The Kid Stays in the Picture is a must for anyone who truly loves the movies.
Chaplin's Sentimental Turning Point by John Nesbit
A real charmer, Chaplin finds his ideal acting co-star in young Jackie Coogan.
Uncensored After School Special Material by John Nesbit
Disturbing film that should be watched by any adult who deals with "kids," and by "kids" who inhabit a similar world to those in the film.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's Kids Return by Mike Bracken
While not your standard Kitano film, Kids Return is a no less impressive offering from a man who is arguably the greatest Japanese filmmaker living today.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's Kikujiro by Mike Bracken
Yet another powerful and poignant film from Takeshi Kitano. If you're not watching Kitano's films, you're missing out on experiencing one of the most unique voices in cinema.
Exploring the Journey Film, Part 1 by Tony Pellum
To Takeshi, comedy and violence are never mutually exclusive. In fact, they are often complimentary.
Tarantino's Bloody Labour of Love by Lee Chase IV
Kill Bill-Vol. 1 is exhilarating, audacious filmmaking from a man who loves the movies. This is his tribute to them and to his fans.
Transcending The Genre by Lee Chase IV
Kill Bill-Vol. 2 is Tarantino's most important film, and the second half of his most accomplished work. A triumph in all areas, it proves that Tarantino is one of the most important filmmakers of his generation.
Penile Flick Needs Serious Circumcision by John Nesbit
The video box and the premise is more entertaining than most of the film: Condoms with shark-like teeth prey on genitalia at the Hotel Quickie, but the customers keep on coming.
British Murder Stories by Jeremiah Kipp
"It's Aldridge! We've got to stop him!"
Taut 1950s thriller by Stephen Murray
Wendell Corey's mild-manner psycho pretty much is the show. His character's premises are obviously wacko, but the film shows him proceeding logically within them
I Hate Clowns by John Beachem
Not much of a horror movie, but it has some funny moments.
Zachary Hansen's Killer Me by Mike Bracken
A film in the tradition of Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer and Clean, Shaven, Killer Me is an exciting debut from director Zachary Hansen.
Sometimes Slumber Party Massacre Doesn't Look So Bad by John Beachem
This one might leave the MST3K guys speechless.
Killer! by Keith Uhlich
A Mobius Strip of noirish proportions
Tim Ritter's Killing Spree by Mike Bracken
You'll love it or you'll hate it--there's just no middle ground with this one.
The Real Paris by Laurie Edwards
Despite the full-of-holes story, Killing Zoe is a success—a triumph of mood and feeling. It's a forceful demand for attention, one it'd be hard to look away from, though you might well want to.
Elvis as James Dean by John Nesbit
No great shakes here, but Elvis gets serious about acting. How can you not get some pleasure from Walter Mathau attempting to act the part of a villain while Elvis croons and charms all the women?
A Beauty that Captures the Beast by John Nesbit
Peter Jackson does the remake, but there's only one original Kong!
The Gorilla in the Room by Chris Barsanti
There are many wasteful things in this world: SUVs, Styrofoam containers, all-you-can-eat buffets. Against those resource-depleting and environment-damaging dangers, spending $200 million (at least) to make a three-hour remake of a remake about a massive gorilla who falls in love with a blonde before trashing an Art Deco simulacrum of New York seems like petty change. However, wasteful it remains, entertaining or not.
The New King of the Movies by Lee Chase IV
King Kong is why we go to the movies-to be thrilled, to laugh, to be scared, to be moved.
Stephen Chow runs the gamut of emotions and succeeds by Brandon Curtis
Stephen Chow is flat-out brilliant.
Deep Inside: The King of Hearts by Christopher J. Jarmick
One of the most enchanting, whimsical heartfelt comedies of all times. The King of Hearts is a unique, romantic, war satire that was cult film favorite throughout the late 60's and 70's.
Abel Ferrara's King of New York by Mike Bracken
One of the best of the 1990s drug dealer movies, King of New York works because of Abel Ferrara's inspired direction and a magnificent performance from Christopher Walken.
Shatner as Spiderman by John Nesbit
Better-than-average B-movie—wonder how they got all those tarantulas. But the biggest reason to watch: William Shatner.
Hooks, Comb Overs, and the Amish by Lee Chase IV
Kingpin is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, a perfect choice for those not easily offended.
A Kinsey Zero by Dan Callahan
Kinsey simplifies the life of the famed sex researcher
Sex Education, The Cliff's Notes Version by Lee Chase IV
Kinsey is filled with great performances but sadly, it never gets to the core of its subject.
Painting Hollywood Black by Lee Chase IV
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang is easily the most entertaining movie of the year, a well acted and written jab at action/buddy movies.
Legendary for its bad taste, "Kiss Me, Stupid" really is a film about human dignity by Stephen Murray
Like Billy Wilder's other venture into the high desert plateau (Ace in the Hole), Kiss Me, Stupid was a critical and commercial disaster. And like it, it is a movie that, though not among his best, is interesting and pointed.
Too Straight To Be Gay by Lee Chase IV
Kissing Jessica Stein is a well written and acted look at a woman who uses lesbianism as a way to cope with her loneliness.
Menage a Trois in the Netherlands by John Nesbit
Some may find droll Scandinavian humor off putting, but this fast paced sit-com provides enjoyable whimsy.
Dysfunctional Living in Haifa by John Nesbit
An Israeli film about a dysfuctional family trying to piece their lives together without any references to the Palestinian situation.
Roman Polanski's Very Assured First Feature Film by Stephen Murray
An atmospheric, low-budget film of a simple story, not comparable to the complexities of Chinatown, Macbeth, Tess, etc.
Waste of a wise guy by Brandon Curtis
A decent cast is wasted in a script that buries its potential with convention.
The Little Movie That Wished It Could by Lee Chase IV
Knockaround Guys is entertaining in small spruts, but most of the time, it's boring and uninteresting. It should have stayed on the shelf.
Here lizard, lizard by Brandon Curtis
Commendable for taking itself seriously but also a little boring because of it.
Visual Balancing Act by John Nesbit
Unforgettable landmark film that could change your life, or at least change the way you look at Life.
Early Life of the Dalai Lama by John Nesbit
Reverential in tone and slow moving, Kundun isn't for those looking for entertainment. Worth watching for its educational value.
For Kurosawa Fans Only by John Nesbit
Aikira Kurosawa ranks in the pantheon of great film directors. At times amateurish and clunky, this scrapbook of archive footage, journal entries, and interviews contains many treasures about the Japanese director.
Adventures in the Melting Pot by Brandon Curtis
Flawed but moderately enjoyable, L'Auberge Espagnole is a nice place to visit...but I wouldn't want to live there.
A Fresh, Light-Hearted International Comedy by Tiffany Sanchez
Xavier, a 25-year-old economics student from Paris, goes abroad to Spain and discovers the eternal wonderment of the Mediterranean.
Antonioni's End of the World by Jeremiah Kipp
This is the way Antonioni's world ends.
Don't Believe the MPAA's L.I.E. Rating by John Nesbit
Somewhat like American Beauty (without the plastic bag), the homosexual pedophilia in L.I.E. isn't overdone. See it for the acting.
Viva Marcello: Federico Fellini's La Dolce Vita by Jeremiah Kipp
By 1965 there'll be total depravity. How squalid everything will be.
Through the Eyes of a Child by John Nesbit
Poignant tale set during the Spanish Civil War -- actually it's three short stories expertly interwoven together.
Fellini Fun by John Nesbit
The next time someone says he doesn't care for Fellini, don't believe his lies! He hasn't seen La Strada!
Love is a Mighty Power by Jeremiah Kipp
Love and loss within Fellini's circus of fools.
Cowboy stud lands on girl, gets up, but is hooked by Stephen Murray
Duke recoils at being snared by domesticity—drawing the line at wearing an apron.
Guinness On Top by Jeremiah Kipp
Alec Guinness was the master of sophisticated sangfroid. One weird bugger—one hell of an actor.
What a Waste... by Laurie Edwards
What a waste...of an excellent cast, a great writer, beautiful scenery, and my time.
'Land' of Plenty by Lucas Stensland
With its sights set on current American hegemony, the haves and have nots, and spiritual thirst, Land of the Dead may be Romero's most ambitious effort and assuredly stands beside his greatest work.
Our Town at the End of the Millenium by John Nesbit
Poignant drama places Mathew Shepard murder in perspective.
Larry Learns Not to Lie by Dave Edwards
Larry-Boy! And the Fib From Outer-Space is great family fun, and at ten bucks a pop you can't possibly go wrong.
Lance Weiler and Stefan Avalos' The Last Broadcast by Mike Bracken
If you liked The Blair Witch Project, then The Last Broadcast should be right up your alley.
Johnny Cash and Kris Kristofferson as the James Gang by Jeremiah Kipp
Check out Johnny Cash's music video "Hurt", but avoid the kitsch he's mournfully singing about (such as this made-for-TV western).
Early Italian Epic by John Nesbit
For film students only. They will like D.W. Griffith's work much better afterwards.
They'll take vanilla by Dan Callahan
The Last Flight is a bracing tale of the Lost Generation, and one of cinema's least known masterpieces.
One Last Shot at Happiness by Tiffany Sanchez
Fans of the original Last Holiday will likely be disappointed by the way in which screenwriters Jeffrey Price and Peter S. Seaman have taken J.B. Priestley's clever script and turned it into a modern-day fairytale
Wes Craven's The Last House on the Left by Mike Bracken
Wes Craven's masterpiece...'nuff said.
Contemporary Love, with Italian Sauce by John Nesbit
Lively comedy about love, marriage, commitment, and freedom in the spirit of Fellini.
New Wave Mentality for German Occupation by John Nesbit
Truffaut has no interest in politics and heroes. He strives to paint an accurate portrait of Parisian life under the Occupation.
Lyrical Cooper Adaptation by John Nesbit
Film artist Michael Mann captures the essence of Cooper's romantic tale of the early days of Colonial America during the French and Indian Wars.
Samurai-Lite by John Nesbit
Epic in length, Tom Cruise vehicle entertainingly introduces the samurai genre to neophytes and may well springboard Ken Watanabe to international stardom.
Brando Puts Out for the Last Time by John Nesbit
Brando's last great role. He even does a backward somersault!
A Film That Christ Would Like by John Nesbit
Why the controversy? If you're open-minded and can accept Christ being used metaphorically here, you should find this a very fine movie about the nature of spirituality.
Racing in the Renaissance by John Nesbit
Siena is a "must see" whenever visiting Italy, making this documentary required viewing for anyone interested in Tuscany.
Chopping Wood, Fixing the Screen Door, Getting the Songs Together by Marty Brown
"Up On Cripple Creek" is just aching to be used for a hip-hop sample, I kid you not.
Gay Fest Mormon Bash by John Nesbit
Gay film festival audience award winner takes on the Mormon church with an improbable romance.
The Dawn of Screwball by Dan Callahan
Laughter is a famous, though largely unseen film, that inaugurates the screwball comedies of the thirties.
From Point A to Point B by Lee Chase IV
Laurel Canyon is a well acted but standardly written character drama. McDormand, as usual, shines.
British Soap by John Nesbit
The Internet Movie Database lists this British flick as "comedy." Don't believe the label on this literal "sleeper" soap opera.
Lean's Desert Masterpiece by John Nesbit
The grandest epic of them all. It's worth watching for the desert cinematography alone! But it's also a great character study.
Mature Romance Charms the Cynical by Rachel Gordon
It's not a surprise that things will end happily ever after, but the chemistry between Brosnan and Moore is made palpable through well written dialogue that capably mixes a great comic wit with just the right amount of brief, heartfelt sentiment.
Remedial Literature by John Beachem
The word ‘blasphemy' springs to mind at this defilement of near-sacred texts.
being young, gifted, black, and male in America was never easy by Stephen Murray
The first black-directed Hollywood-studio movie is beautiful but takes some effort to engage with.
Jeff Burr's Leatherface by Mike Bracken
The saw is family.
A Sugar-Spun Confection for the Ultimate Fashionista by Tiffany Sanchez
A frothy, candy-coated version of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, that greatly benefits from the sheer star power of America's newest sweetheart, Reese Witherspoon.
Legendary or Infamous? by John Beachem
Scott’s director’s cut improves the movie, but not enough for it to rise above the level of a curiosity.
Redford Tries to Find His Swing by John Nesbit
Shallow attempt at feel good golf movie that plays much like The Natural, only less so.
Siam's Bloody History by John Nesbit
Francis Ford Coppola cut 40 minutes from the epic Thai drama for western tastes. Still epic length and flawed, it faithfully presents an introduction to 16th century Thai history.
The Landscape is Pretty by John Nesbit
The plot may bore, and the characters aren't all that compelling, but the film sure is pretty to look at.
Hideous Horse Opera by Laurie Edwards
The Soviets were right to supress this crap, for the good of the world.
Luc Besson's Leon aka The Professional by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest action films of the 1990s--now released in the uncut European format with 24 minutes of restored footage.
Jorge Grau's Let Sleeping Corpses Lie by Mike Bracken
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie is a seminal film in the zombie canon for a reason--it's smart, fun, and surprisingly well-made. If you love the undead, this is a must see.
Real Church People in D.C. by John Nesbit
Just a few blocks away from the Capitol and White House is a tiny storefront church that forms the heart of its impoverished community. This is the real story.
Still Lost by Dan Callahan
Bruce Weber's latest is more of the same.
Landmark in Cinematography by John Nesbit
Murnau's creative camera movement renders Carl Mayer's simple story into an everlasting classic!
Sundance opens with a whimper by Dainon Moody
It's unfortunate that Thornton, in search of his redemption, believes failing to ever make a facial expression will help speed the process.
Baseball and Anti-Semitism by John Nesbit
Before there was a Jackie Robinson, there was a Hank Greenberg.
A Metaphorical Shark Tale by Lee Chase IV
The Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou is classic Wes Anderson-it's well acted, sharply written, and magically directed.
American Beauty, It's Not by Lee Chase IV
Life as a House is well acted by the two leads, but too many Hallmark card moments cripple its sincerity.
A Parallel Tale of the Christ (or Hark! the Unheralded Brian) by John Nesbit
Underrated Python tale of the guy born next to Christ.
Making movies bad again, Kevin Spacey-- or is that still making bad movies? by Brandon Curtis
Boy do Kevin Spacey movies suck!
Bored... or something like it. by Brandon Curtis
Life or Something Duller
Something like a guilty pleasure by John Beachem
While deeply flawed, trite and predictable, the film somehow manages to be endearing.
Enthrallingly stupid by John Beachem
Naked, sex-crazed, zombie vampire from Haley’s comet
Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce by Mike Bracken
One of Tobe Hooper's few good films.
Taxi Driver Lite (Italian Style) by John Nesbit
Product of dysfuction, Antonio reads science fiction and thinks he's an alien. Interesting premise turns to romantic mush to lay waste to some good cinematography and acting.
Return to Grace by Daniel Briney
Disney scores a hit!
Disney's redheaded stepchild by John Beachem
A funny flick, but the whole thing feels somehow incomplete.
Low-Budget Narnia by David Abrams
Don't wait for the movie; read the book.
Mario Bava's Lisa and the Devil by Mike Bracken
Arguably Bava's most confounding film, Lisa and the Devil is still a classic example of Euro-horror.
Painting Indians as Human Beings by John Nesbit
Today is a good day to die, but watch this comic western first!
Little Stinky by Jeremiah Kipp
Adam Sandler, please go away and leave me alone.
Sandler is Hell on Earth by Rachel Gordon
Little Nicky is its own trip to movie-watching hell.
Having Fun with Our Gang by John Nesbit
Hal Roach is a master of the comedy short, and the Little Rascals are destined to long be part of his legacy. I've never met anyone yet that didn't like these kids!
Love at First Sigh by David Abrams
"And when two lovers woo..." The late, great George Roy Hill has left us with a film that reminds us our first love may be our most important.
Scene 31, Take 9: Trying to Get it Right by David Abrams
Tom DiCillo may never make another good movie, but he can always point to LIVING IN OBLIVION as the time he got everything just right.
Just one more reason why my daughter will watch Whale Rider by Brandon Curtis
One solid life lesson surrounded by loads and loads of utter shit.
The First True Hitchcockian Thriller by John Nesbit
Full of Hitchcock's favorite devices and themes, this 1927 is a classic must see!
Steve Buscemi's Lonesome Jim by Brandon Curtis
A change would do you good.
A New Look at a Civil Rights Story by Laurie Edwards
This is a new way to see the Boycott, and though the film gets a tad heavy-handed at times, it makes an honest attempt to both show the Boycott in a light not seen before and to keep from going overboard in its condemnation of the white people of Montgomery.
The World's Dullest Football Game by Laurie Edwards
The Longest Yard doesn't even have the redeeming qualities of modest expectations and self-deprecating humor; it's obviously meant to be taken seriously...so seriously, guys...This sucks.
Gay 80's as it is Rarely Seen by Rachel Gordon
A deeply moving portrait of changing homosexual lifestyle during the beginning of the AIDS epidemic.
Lost in India by John Nesbit
Save yourself 97 minutes of boredom and just watch the trailer, unless you're a compulsive Albert Brooks completist.
Pacino's Shakepearean Tutorial by John Nesbit
If you love the Bard, teach the Bard, or have to read the Bard for class, Looking for Richard is required viewing.
Daffy Dante Unleashed by Keith Uhlich
Profound 'Looney'-ness
Wabbit Twouble by Daniel Briney
Alas, poor wabbit; I knew him well.
Original Version is Best by John Nesbit
Using non-actors and improvising, Brook creates a worthy classic.
Erotic Tolkien: Terry West's Lord of the G-Strings by Mike Bracken
Seduction Cinema's best film...by a mile.
Shouldn't this be a bigger and better film? by Brandon Curtis
The Two Towers lacks the thrill and passion of its predecessor and settles for being boring and empty.
Jackson Delivers Tolkien for the 21st Century by John Nesbit
Hobbits have never lived a more exciting life! Some will say the film should be trimmed down--I like the extended version and wish the other books were in release already!
A Fellowship Worth Joining by Daniel Briney
Peter Jackson takes on Tolkien, and ends up with a supremely entertaining tale of swords, sorcery, and shitkicking.
Jackson's Operatic Finale by John Nesbit
Peter Jackson firmly establishes himself as the definitive director of the 21st century in a fitting finale to The Lord of the Rings.
Tolkien's Vision Preserved by John Nesbit
Tolkien fans rejoice! Peter Jackson is the Cecil B. DeMille of epic fantasy battles and has perfect Middle Earth vision!
Political Satire That Misfires With Every Shot by Lee Chase IV
Despite cool graphics, Lord of War is too overstuffed for its own good. It would have worked better as a documentary.
The Unfortunate Loss of a Production by Rachel Gordon
The grueling process of a filmmaking failure is captured to the last minute of an unhappy ending.
West Side Tokyo Story by Keith Uhlich
Find 'Lost'
Soul Searching by Lee Chase IV
Lost in Translation is a wonderful movie, spectacularly written, directed and acted. I loved every aspect and every moment of it.
Thrill Yourself to Sleep by Rachel Gordon
Despite some interesting photography, there is just no story to keep you on your toes for this woeful thriller.
Devil's Due by Jeremiah Kipp
When it comes to demons and hellfire, the trend is at an end.
I love it actually by Brandon Curtis
Richard Curtis's Love Actually proves itself to be a film worthy of its superlatives.
Modern Take on Death in Venice by John Nesbit
Have you ever been infatuated with a movie star? Your situation is unlikely to be exactly like John Hurt's, but you should relate.
Feels So Right by Dainon Moody
Love Me Tender offers Elvis' finest movie performance. Period.
Fifth and Final of Antoine Doniel Series by John Nesbit
Not a lot of new material here, but a nice way to sum up the series with lots of flashbacks intersperced with the characters as they are in 1979.
New Spins on Feminine Wiles by Rachel Gordon
Nicole Holofcener follows up her critically acclaimed first feature with a fresh look internalized values.
Women on the Verge of A Nervous Breakdown by Lee Chase IV
Lovely and Amazing is a sharply written and acted character piece.
A dull movie about mistaking a one-night stand for great love by Stephen Murray
The dialogue sometimes has humorous absurdity, especially in insistent repetition.
Looking for Love in Czechoslovakia by John Nesbit
Enjoyable comedy from Czech New Wave, considered sexually expicit in its day.
Their Big Musical Break by Lee Chase IV
Lucky Break is an entertaining comedy that works on its own terms.
Opaque and grisly film about decolonization by Stephen Murray
For sickening brutality in portraying anti-colonial struggles and mayhem from every side, Peck's model would seem to be Gillo Pontecorvo.
Indulging Protestants by John Nesbit
Martin Luther was far more fascinating than this film project lets on.
Chess Melodrama by John Nesbit
Chess players will love it, but other eccentics can find some good moments.
Lamberto Bava's Macabre by Mike Bracken
Lamberto Bava's directorial debut is typical example of his work--a film that shows a fair deal of potential but fails to realize most of it.
Spanish Love Tale Torture by John Nesbit
Mad Love overloads on the simple theory of madness and sexual obsession, and proves that some subtitled films released in the U.S. are not worth the time and money.
Made - Or "I'll Take 'How Many Times Can You Say The F Word In 60 Seconds,' for a Saw-buck, Alex" by Christopher J. Jarmick
You'll either find most of this loud,low budget profane comedy funny and winning or you'll want to strangle Vince Vaughn as he goes way over the top in playing one of the most annoying characters you're eve likely to see in film.
Wayward Expose by John Nesbit
Subject matter is of more interest than the flat film delivery itself, just when Catholic bashing should be box office material.
Great Googly Moogly! This is Fun! by Laurie Edwards
Adventures in Nowhere Land will set your kids (and you too, maybe) on the way to being addicted to Maggie and the Ferocious Beast, one of the very classiest kids' shows around today.
Degradation and Beauty by Tony Pellum
What could, in the hands of less talent, convey nothing more than a muddled soap opera is gold in the hands of Orson Welles.
You've got it Maid! by Brandon Curtis
Maid with a formula in mind, but still entertaining.
Would you like some butter on that Capra-corn? by David Abrams
Everything old is new again in this sweet, sincere movie-movie cut directly from the cloth of Frank Capra.
Life As A Puddle of Syrup by Lee Chase IV
The Majestic is an overcooked attempt to bring back the mood of the films of Frank Capra.
The Indignity of Old Age by Dan Callahan
Make Way for Tomorrow remains one of the least known masterpieces of the screen.
Doing the Right Thing with Malcolm X by John Nesbit
Ossie Davis asks, "Did you ever talk to Brother Malcolm? Did you ever touch him or have him smile at you?" Spike Lee's film comes close to achieving this.
With Malice For All by Laurie Edwards
The best thing about the film is the dawning realization of what's going on, and even then you'll have one final surprise in the last scene.
My Big Gay Italian Affair by John Nesbit
Attempting to cash in on the My Big Fat Greek Wedding formula, this time with Italians and a gay theme.
Man Bites Dog: Serial Killer Satire Hits DVD by Mike Bracken
Criterion releases yet another classic.
Rock of Ages by Dan Callahan
Robert Flaherty's Man of Aran is a poetic masterpiece of the medium.
An Impossibly Bad Movie by Laurie Edwards
The good guys (the actors) get beaten up badly by the bad guys (the technical people and O'Toole's dreadful singing voice).
Killing in the Name of...? by Lee Chase IV
Man on Fire collapses after a great first hour, going from character drama to cheap and over stylized exploitation. A waste of good acting talent, it is audience manipulation of the worst kind.
Andy Kaufman as E.T. by Jeremiah Kipp
Man on the Moon is a cute and cuddly portrait of the trailblazing comic Andy Kaufman. But do we really want to see the cute 'n' cuddly Kaufman? They turn him into E.T., for cryin' out loud!
A career woman trying to "have it all" ca. 1932 by Stephen Murray
The movies directed by William Dieterle and the early-1930s Kay Francisc vehicles are very underappreciated
The Beginnings of Genius by Rachel Gordon
The Master of Suspense reshot The Man Who Knew Too Much some two decades later; the first rendition is worth a look.
A Cutting Personality by Lee Chase IV
The Man Who Wasn't There is the Coens at their best, and Billy Bob Thornton delivers another unique performance.
A Game of Solitaire? by John Nesbit
Meryl Streep stars in the remake, but we'll always have memories of Angela Lansbury implanted in our brains.
Not Everything Gets Corrupted by Tony Pellum
Woody Allen's love letter to New York City is so painstakingly uncorrupted that we understand, despite the film's complex relationships, where Allen's heart lies.
Lucio Fulci's Manhattan Baby by Mike Bracken
Manhattan Baby is decent, but designed to appeal more to hardcore Fulci fans than Fulci neophytes.
Michael Mann's Manhunter by Mike Bracken
Brian Cox is a better Hannibal Lector than Anthony Hopkins. There, I've said it.
William Lustig's Maniac by Mike Bracken
One of the sleaziest slasher films of all time--and also one of the most entertaining.
A Day in the Life in Washington Heights by John Nesbit
Intimate portrayal of Dominican sub culture in New York City
Improved Austen Adaptation by Stephen Murray
The spirit has been preserved in dramatizing the story for film. Indeed, by interjecting material from Austen's letters and journals, the film's Fanny is less drab and passive than the book's Fanny.
Marcello Mastroianni's Self Portrait by John Nesbit
Everything you wanted to know about Marcello Mastroianni and more in 198 minutes. For film students and aficionados only.
Lively Mating March For Survival by Rachel Gordon
A rare species of documentary that provokes thought and emotion without any secondary motives besides inspiring awe.
Hip to be Square by Rachel Gordon
Ilya Chaiken's directorial debut is, simply, a must-see.
Catalina Sandino Moreno in Maria Full of Grace by Lee Chase IV
Maria Full of Grace is a powerful story of hope, made all the better by its fabulous lead performance.
Udo Kier and Herbert Lom Square off in Mark of the Devil by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest witch-hunter movies ever made.
Samuel Clemens as THE American by John Nesbit
No one documents Americana better than Ken Burns--Mark Twain was a wild and crazy guy who thought deeply about racism and the silliness of the human race.
Hitchcock's Rape Fantasy by Jeremiah Kipp
Marnie, get a hold of yourself, or I'm going to beat you to death!
Henri Xhonneux's Marquis by Mike Bracken
A film about the Marquis de Sade--wherein all the actors don elaborate animal masks. A classic in every sense of the word.
Married... Without Full Season Sets by John Scalzo
It may not be in season sets, but there's still a lot of fun to be had with these "outrageous" episodes of Married With Children.
George Romero's Martin by Mike Bracken
One of director George Romero's greatest, and most underrated, films.
Luther: the Real Deal by John Nesbit
Definitive cinematic introduction to Martin Luther that is surprisingly entertaining despite its PBS roots.
Great Actresses in Great Roles by Laurie Edwards
It may not be exactly correct historically, but this is by far the finest of the movie versions of the life of Mary Queen of Scots.
Subversive Altman at War by John Nesbit
Fox asked 13 other directors, before settling for Altman. They got more than they bargained for.
Bob Dylan: New Shakespeare of the Movies by Dainon Moody
It's Dylan's rendition of “Dixieland” that freezes everyone in their tracks. The growl that emits from the singer comes out like a bear after an extended hibernation: all scratched up and restless.
When Plight is More Important Than Popularity by Rachel Gordon
Worthy of attention that it's not likely to see in our current international situations, Masked and Anonymous courageously fights a losing battle.
Crowe Commands Attention by John Nesbit
Dazzling special effects created primarily with gimbel and tank and outstanding sound editing highlight Weir's 2003 Best Motion Picture nominee, but the film works because Crowe and cast have fun and throw themselves into the early 19th century.
Spare your children by John Beachem
As bad as the trailers suggest.
Humorless Feminist "Comedy" from 1925 by Stephen Murray
The one good thing about Du skalære din hustru is that its success in Paris led to Dreyer making his great Passion of Joan of Arc. [Review reveals plot]
To Live A Double Life by Kathleen Diehl
Sexual fetishist or brilliant double agent? As played by William Hurt, Robert Hanssen is both.
A Fun Twist on the Buddy Movie by Rachel Gordon
An unusual buddy movie that's fun, clever, witty, and unexpected.
A Woody Original by John Nesbit
Woody Allen films in London for the first time and delivers an intelligent thriller that explores relationships and the importance of luck in an original way.
The Matrix Reloaded: A serious case of the "PYA"'s* by Brandon Curtis
The Matrix Reloaded is an action packed spectacle that showcases Keanu Reeves at his finest, playing one of two roles he was born to play.
Matrice Rechargée by Tony Pellum
What is most disappointing about Matrix Reloaded is that it is divorced from the genre-bending originality of the first in favor of straight genre flick.
Full Circle by Tony Pellum
Revolutions is one incredibly average science fiction film, far from the spirit of the original, but far less stuffy and boring than Reloaded.
E.M. Forster's "Forbidden Love" by John Nesbit
The first two hours explores nuances of repressed homosexual love quite well before letting loose with an unbelievable resolution.
No Really, Hitler WAS Human by Keith Uhlich
A poorly executed "What-if?" scenario.
Who Made Who? by Travis Lowell
Casual horror fans should probably avoid this movie like the plague.
May: The Story of a Girl Who Just Wanted a Friend by Kevin Buffington
A movie which should find quite a cult following among horror fans.
Pieces of you by Brandon Curtis
May is a gory, character-driven film that would be better served by more heart than humor.
Young Hearts of Darkness by Lee Chase IV
A mature and expertly acted film that realistically observes the jump from childhood to adulthood. Writer/director Jacob Aaron Estes is a talent to watch.
Zombies, a Vampire, and a Luchadore: Meat Market 2 by Mike Bracken
Less talk, more gore.
There's No Place Like Home by Dan Callahan
Vincente Minnelli's Meet Me in St. Louis is beautifully restored for DVD.
The Muppets on Drano by Jeremiah Kipp
"'Anal Antics'...yes, it will appeal to the intellectuals!"
In-Laws: The Experience You Love to Hate by Rachel Gordon
A romantic spoof that should be seen by any couple.
Epic Italian Portrait by John Nesbit
Italian masterpiece re-creates recent Italian history while weaving the compelling story of the Carati family through its epic 6 hour journey.
The Passion of the Christ: Mel Gibson Speaks Out by Jeremiah Kipp
The Passion doesn't get the investigation it deserves when Diane Sawyer interviews Mad Mel.
Comedy or Tragedy Tonight? by John Nesbit
Woody Allen fans will find much of this familiar; however, Allen structures his film as a device that explores the creative process itself in self assured entertaining fashion.
A Film to Remember by John Nesbit
If someone tries to convince you not to see Memento, "Don't believe his lies!"
Don't Believe His Lies by Jeremiah Kipp
How ironic that a film with the queasy logic of a nightmare should brace you into wakefulness and observance of detail.
T.F. Mous' Men Behind the Sun by Mike Bracken
One of the most intense and disturbing exploitation films of all time.
As lackluster as they come by John Beachem
Whatever.
Gooding Goes for the Glory by John Nesbit
Based on a true life story, a feel good movie about achievement and overcoming racism.
Heroic Navy Divers by Laurie Edwards
Cuba Gooding, Jr.'s performance is strong, with just enough vulnerability and emotion to make of Brashear a thinking man's hero.
Men with Brooms is engaging if a tad familiar by Brandon Curtis
A predictable but endearing underdog sports film.
Abel Ferrara Presents... by Jeremiah Kipp
Abel Ferrara's commentary on a film he didn't write, produce, or direct is more amusing than anything else in this conventional crime flick.
Dianne Dada by Dan Callahan
Merci Docteur Rey is uniquely awful.
What's in the Chocolate? by John Nesbit
Smart mystery from French New Wave pioneer Claude Chabrol that won't spoon feed all the answers.
Introduction to Islam by John Nesbit
Three hour fast track introduction to Islam. In these times, this is a film that is well worth seeing to understand the culture and thinking prevalent in the Middle East.
Metallica: Some Kind of Documentary! by John Nesbit
Incredibly intimate documentary that gets inside Metallica to show their raw human emotions along with the creative process.
Heavy Metal in Human Form by Rachel Gordon
Metallica is so engaging to watch and listen to, and the filmmakers so astute at providing personal and group information, that what could be a talking head video turns into an engaging portrait of creativity.
Silent Film Still Fascinates by John Nesbit
Forerunner to all science fiction films.
Soldiers Don't Go Mad by Kathleen Diehl
Keith Gordon's anti-war exploration of love and madness is a perfect bleak gem.
The Low Budget Horror of Midnight Mass by Jeremiah Kipp
It's difficult to feel remorse when the characters are like paper dolls.
It's a Boy Thing by Laurie Edwards
Little boys'll get a major kick out of this; little girls may just go to sleep.
Wha' Happened? by Tony Pellum
A Mighty Wind disappoints both the fan and the critic in me because it seems more a forced product than a labor of love.
Mike's New Car: Pixar's Supergenius! by Tony Pellum
Mike's New Car, co-directed by Peter Docter and Roger Gould, is presented on the DVD menu with a commentary feature by Docter and Gould. Only, instead of Peter and Roger giving us insights into the history of Mike's New Car, commentary on the animated short as production tool, or firsthand behind-the-scenes knowledge about Pixar, the microphones were instead handed over to Peter Docter and Roger Gould's sons, ages five and four.
All Dressed Up with No Place to Go by Becka Lucas
I couldn't shake the feeling that I had just lost 93 minutes of my life.
Eastwood's Knockout Punch! by John Nesbit
Much more than an ordinary boxing movie, Million Dollar Baby is Eastwood's best film and the best American film of 2004.
Boyle Changes Direction by John Nesbit
Danny Boyles' sweet but not overly saccharine fable of two innocent boys that have a week to use/dispose of a large amount of money.
Sci-Fi Excitement by Rachel Gordon
As with any film—even from a veteran composition master like Spielberg—there are strengths and weaknesses, but the adrenaline, the detail-perfected environment, and the constant internal battle of progress versus imperfection combine to make it an overall worthy viewing experience.
The Cold, Dark Heart of Steven Spielberg by David Abrams
Steven Spielberg turns to the darker side of storytelling and produces a thinking-person's thriller.
Miracle: Momentous and Miraculous by Tiffany Sanchez
Based on the real-life story of 20 champions, who collectively restored the faith of an ailing nation, elevating patriotism, bravery, determination, and teamwork to a whole new level, Miracle is more than just a great hockey movie. It's a touching tribute to a man who devoted his entire life to the rough-and-tough world of ice hockey.
Misa the Dark Angel: Japan's answer to Buffy the Vampire Slayer by Mike Bracken
Misa the Dark Angel plays out like a missed opportunity--while the story was filled with interesting ideas, the execution leaves a lot to be desired.
Look at Me…I'm Sandra B! by Jeremiah Kipp
Sandra Bullock is the girl nobody wants to date...what a load of crap!
Heritage or Modern Life? by Laurie Edwards
Whichever story is really the point of the movie, none of them gets the in-depth treatment it deserves. This is, after all, a Hallmark production.
Simon Yam and Anthony Wong in The Mission by Mike Bracken
Another impressive film from Johnny To, and yet another great performance from Simon Yam and Anthony Wong. A Hong Kong action classic.
Tom Cruise's Shampoo Commercial by Jeremiah Kipp
John Woo sells out again, but doesn't Tom Cruise look dashing?
Introduction to Sikhism by John Nesbit
No group suffered more prejudicial racial profiling after 9/11 than America's Sikh community. This film sets the record straight.
The Whale Won by Laurie Edwards
This is the show to see if you're even slightly interested in what was once the most famous shipwreck in history.
Chaplin's Satirical Masterpiece by John Nesbit
Charlie Chaplin should be sufficient reason to watch this. Modern Times arguably is his best work.
Vampires Suck by Jeremiah Kipp
Casper Van Dien should be incentive enough to steer clear. There are better vampire flicks out there.
Another Day at the Bar by John Nesbit
Spanish nihilism with a light-hearted twist, Javier Bardem establishes himself atop the world's acting ranks.
For Waters Cultists Only (or the curious) by John Nesbit
Pay no attention to the star ratings and recommendations. If you are a John Waters fan, you WILL need to see this.
Monkey Vs. the Quadriplegic, Round One by Jeremiah Kipp
Let me repeat that, so everyone's clear: QUADRIPLEGIC versus RAZOR WIELDING MONKEY, one on one.
Curry Flavored Wedding Picture by John Nesbit
Altmanesque in style, Monsoon Wedding joyously presents Indian culture in colorful and intimate ways that tourists would never imagine.
"They've Gotta Tell You Something" by Tony Pellum
In the making of Monster, Broomfield and Churchill gave Jenkins access to their source material used in their two Wuornos documentaries so her story would be told properly. This is not that film.
Billy Bob Finds His Place by John Nesbit
Intimate portrait of a racist's redemption in one of 2001's best films.
Wallowing in Depravity by John Beachem
See it for the two lead performances, but I wouldn’t recommend going to a party afterwards.
Monstrous Lon by Daniel Briney
A mostly unremarkable early haunted-house film, with a few great moments from Lon Chaney.
Have Yourself a Scary Little Christmas by David Abrams
A turquoise-furred ogre, a green eyeball, and an adorable little girl named Boo. Meet America's newest fear-oes.
Blame the little guy—with his one eye! by Laurie Edwards
Monsters, Inc. is well-crafted entertainment for the whole family.
Hilarious and Mean-Spirited British Humor by Laurie Edwards
Well, you simply must own it, of course. It's funny beyond belief, making Monty Python officially the funniest comedy troupe of the twentieth century. Yeah, you have to have it—but know it's not very nice. Feel guilty for enjoying yourself.
Just One Thin Wafer-Thin DVD (in a 2 disc set) by John Nesbit
Is there intelligent life on Earth? Thankfully the Pythons have shared their sense of humor with humanity and the DVD has arrived in suitably surreal times.
A New Angle on Grief by Rachel Gordon
Simply a tight, well-balanced story that relies on the everyday exchanges between people to touch a viewer, it forces nothing more than a display of overcoming the universal human frailty of losing a loved one.
Life After Death by Lee Chase IV
Moonlight Mile is a thoughtful and heartfelt drama about life after death.
A Forgotten, but First-rate 1965 Thriller by Stephen Murray
A forgotten, but first-rate 1965 thriller
Ratcatcher Followup Flop by John Nesbit
Clean the toilets instead. This one is a complete arthouse stinker and won't last in the theater more than a week.
Original Serial Killer Flick by John Nesbit
Fast-paced adventure is worthwhile viewing. At sixty-three minutes there's no fluff, and modern adventure films could pick up some pointers from this 1932 classic.
Redneck Rapists Love Their Momma by Jeremiah Kipp
Why don't they make this sort of film anymore? Here's why!
Beware the Moth by Kathleen Diehl
A surreal and effective horror film, The Mothman Prophecies opts for creeping dread over overt shocks.
Montmarte's Mad Musical by John Nesbit
Thin in substance, this Mardi Gras-like musical is fun. But all things considered, I'd rather be in Paris.
Introducing Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec by John Nesbit
Historical sketch of Toulouse-Lautrec, highlighted by vibrant can-can scenes at the Moulin Rouge and especially by numerous views of the bohemian artist's work.
Sergio Martino's Slave of the Cannibal God by Mike Bracken
Join your fearless guide Mike Bracken for yet another tour of duty in the savage jungles of New Guinea. Today we travel to The Mountain of the Cannibal God.
Revisionist History and Self-Defined Truth by Tony Pellum
Mr. Death is not a Holocaust movie. The Holocaust is merely a catalyst that comes to battle with Fred A. Leuchter Jr.'s eclectic ego. The film is a character exploration in which unfounded pride turns the doctor of death into his own Frankenstein monster, wandering the highways alone, accepting accolades and friendship from anyone, regardless of intent.
The Bizarre World of Fred Leuchter by John Nesbit
No one documents the wacky like Errol Morris -- and Fred Leuchter may be from another planet.
Frank Capra's Mr. Deeds Goes to Town by Dainon Moody
This black-and-white doesn't like to surprise or delight as much as it wants to tell a story, ask a couple of quick smiles of its audience, slip in a nod towards patriotism, then tip its hat and be on its way.
Vampires--Chinese Style: Ricky Lau's Mr. Vampire by Mike Bracken
Hopping vampires...who'd have thought?
God Save Mrs Miniver! by Laurie Edwards
The scene between Kay Miniver and Carole Belden, who will be her daughter-in-law, as they discuss Vin is so touching I cried all over myself.
You Might As Well Live by Kathleen Diehl
Dorothy Parker was right. About everything.
Abel Ferrara's Ms. 45 by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest exploitation films of all time--it's as effective today as it was twenty years ago.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Skewers Manos: The Hands of Fate by Mike Bracken
Manos was simply one of the greatest episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000 ever aired. Don't miss this one.
Mystery Science Theater 3000 Unmercifully Slams Joe Don Baker in Mitchell by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes ever? You betcha.
Joel and the 'Bots skewer Simon Piquer's Pod People by Mike Bracken
One of the classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes. A great entry point for viewers unfamiliar with the show.
Joel and the 'Bots Endure The Cave Dwellers by Mike Bracken
Mike, Crow, and Servo tackle Joe D'Amato's sword and sandals epic, The Cave Dwellers. Hi-keeba!
Debating the Bard by Rachel Gordon
Is Shakespeare wholly deserving of the profound impact he's had on our daily lives?
Muhammad Ali: Close and Personal by John Nesbit
Anytime a filmmaker can obtain fresh material on Muhammad Ali, it's worth examining. The Champ truly is the Greatest...even if the film itself isn't.
Is not life but a dream within a dream? by John Beachem
Get ready to be dazed, baffled, inspired, angry, joyful, and amazed while taking a trip down David Lynch's Mulholland Drive.
A Trip Down Memory Lane by Lee Chase IV
David Lynch creates a nightmare worth experiencing.
Put your platform boots on, it's David Lynch!!! by Daniel Reifferscheid
A unique film, full of beautiful images, great actors, and supporting characters fascinating enough to merit their own movie
Once More, but With Feeling by John Beachem
A dull, dry, lifeless, emotionless attempt to revitalize the film-noir genre.
Sequelitis Run Wild by John Scalzo
Bigger, louder, faster. Someone get me an aspirin.
The Downside of Revenge by Lee Chase IV
Spielberg's latest is an overlong and overbearing message movie that doesn't have much going for it aside from some great scenes of suspense.
Classic Whodunnit Still Holds Strong by Rachel Gordon
A classic murder mystery that holds up, even as it turns 25.
Murder by blandness by Brandon Curtis
Ryan Gosling knocks them dead in the mediocre Murder by Numbers.
Quadriplegic Gladiators by John Nesbit
Highly educational, this documentary will change your perception of quadriplegics forever.
Maids with Issues by John Nesbit
Competent docu-drama about horrific 1933 murder in southern France that would play better on PBS
Her Heart Belongs To Daddy by Dan Callahan
Jessica Lange's performance is the only thing Music Box has going for it.
Let There Be Dancing in the River City Streets by John Nesbit
Some great setpieces (and Robert Preston) make it all work.
Thinly Veiled Mormon Bashing by Tony Pellum
What is a comedy full of self-abasing penis jokes and sexual objectification without a few stabs at the women's rights movement?
Portrait of an Artist as an Old Man by John Nesbit
Intimate portrait of noted architect Louis Kahn by his "bastard" son.
Small, Slight, Greek Movie by John Beachem
Not a lot of weight to this one...but middle-aged women may enjoy it.
The Second-Best "Wedding" of 2002 by David Abrams
Sure it's funny and quirky and admirable, but MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING can't hold an altar candle to the richer, truer MONSOON WEDDING. Squirt a little Windex on this one.
I'm Andy Kaufman! by Jeremiah Kipp
I'm Andy Kaufman, you pencil-necked geek!
Jet Li in My Father's a Hero by Mike Bracken
Not Jet Li or Corey Yuen's greatest film by any stretch of the imagination, but still worth a look for Hong Kong film fans.
Johnny To's aim continues to waver by John Beachem
An amusing but mediocre little comedy.
A witty film about a 16-year-old chronicling his life by Stephen Murray
An argument could be made that the film is about the exhilaration of film-making and the staging of everyday life in the 21st century more than about the confusions of adolescence.
Out of the Darkness and Into the Dimness by Marty Brown
It's a damn shame that My Mother's Smile does not yet have an American distributor. That rare film filled with Big Ideas, it may not always succeed, but at least it tries to give you a lot to think about.
Hard to Handle by Dan Callahan
The infamous film adaptation of Gore Vidal's Myra Breckinridge makes a surprise appearance on DVD
Surrealism, rural Thai style by Stephen Murray
Apichatpong Weerasethakul is interested in mixing fact and fiction and has made two sort of traveling-around-Thailand "documentaries" that are, he says, "about nothing.
Creativity 101 by John Nesbit
What would it be like to be inside the mind of an artistic genius during the act of creation? Henri-Georges Clouzot boldly ventures to find out through his friend, Pablo Picasso.
Jim Jarmusch's Mystery Train by Dainon Moody
A movie of how an icon brings folks together, even now. Regardless of what Elvis has to say about it.
Up a Lazy River by Keith Uhlich
The 'Mystic' lays an egg! The 'Mystic' lays an egg! Hi-ho, this movie blows! The 'Mystic' lays an egg!
Tearfully Superficial by Rachel Gordon
There is so much talent involved with Mystic River that it's truly a shame the film isn't stronger in i4973ntirety.
Simon Yam in Naked Killer by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest Category III exploitation films to emerge from Hong Kong, Naked Killer is essential viewing for fans of outrageous Hong Kong cinema.
Ricky Lau's Naked Killer 2: Raped by an Angel by Mike Bracken
While a sequel in name only, Naked Killer 2 is mildly entertaining exploitation that is sure to upset most mainstream viewers. See the original instead.
Exterminate All Rational Thought by Rachel Gordon
Possibly the most powerful visual metaphor for the creative process ever filmed.
The Original Documentary by John Nesbit
Historically important landmark, this first ever documentary preserves Inuit culture in a facinating and intimate way that doesn't freeze your ass off!
Revenge of the Nerd by Dainon Moody
“I see you're drinking 1% milk. Is that because you think you're fat?” Napoleon asks, sincerely. “Because you could pretty much drink whole milk and get away with it.”
More Suitable for Television by John Nesbit
Narc does nothing to illuminate the world of the undercover cop. Wait until you can see this on television.
There's Only One Law...His Law by Lee Chase IV
Narc is a surprisingly absorbing cop thriller made so because of good dialogue, memorable performances, and confident direction.
Altman's American Masterpiece by John Nesbit
All star cast composes and performs their own songs, and much more in this classic.
National Lampoon's a Shadow of What it Used to be by John Beachem
Has more in common with Senior Trip than with Animal House.
Bring Back Bluto, For the Love Of God!!! by Lee Chase IV
Van Wilder is just another over-the-top gross out comedy. Rent Animal House instead.
Creating a Baseball Myth by John Nesbit
The film works hard to make certain things believable—like making middle-aged Robert Redford and Glenn Close look like they are 19 early in the film.
Bunuel and the Catholic Church by John Nesbit
Brilliantly provocative study on Catholicism and its impotence to significantly change lives. You may not look at a priest the same after this.
Everyone Has a Price by Rachel Gordon
A glorious adaptation of a Stephen King novel.
Predictable and Uninvolved with Itself by Laurie Edwards
Spacey's excellent, Jackson's competent, and the story is utterly predictable and too in love with guns and bombs.
It's Time To Play "Who Wants to Have Sex With a Bloated Corpse?" by Travis Lowell
If gore/shock is your thing, Nekromantik delivers in a few instances.
They're Neon Maniacs, MANIACS, that's for sure! by Travis Lowell
Poor acting, poor direction, poor script, pouring rain that kills the poor neon maniacs...tears pouring down my face as I endure a horrible film so you don't have to. Poor.
Neverending Beauty by Laurie Edwards
The Neverending Story has some glaring faults, but none of them are important when placed side by side with the sheer breadth of imagination and good messages it has. Buy this one for your kids and for yourself.
A film like this comes along but once in a week by John Beachem
Nothing you haven’t seen some seventy-five million times before.
The Only Thing New About This Film is the Word "New" in the Title by Brandon Curtis
Uninspired and unoriginal. Very much so.
Mario Van Peebles' New Jack City by Mike Bracken
Time can be a harsh mistress, as New Jack City demonstrates so effectively.
Speak Softly and Carry a Collapsible Spear by Sarah Ellinger
Sensitive single dad seeks vengeful arch-nemesis; only poisonous, invincible maniacs need apply.
Katsu Shintaro returns in New Tale of Zatoichi by Mike Bracken
Another classic installment in one of the greatest samurai film series of all time.
....for the Former Things are Passed Away by Daniel Briney
A fresh example for humanity.
Lucio Fulci's New York Ripper by Mike Bracken
One of Fulci's greatest, and most controversial, films.
Remaining True to Dickens' Spirit by John Nesbit
It's been over fifty years since there was a good Charles Dickens adaptation. This is no stuffy PBS adventure.
Sexual Confusion in the Mediterranean by John Nesbit
Superior film about adolescent sexuality, in all its confusion. Of course it's subtitled--you didn't think Hollywood could handle this did you?
The Holocaust—The Definitive Version by John Nesbit
Resnais' Holocaust imagery will haunt you forever—pretty amazing feat for a 30-minute documentary.
Verdi Never Played Better by John Nesbit
The tagline for this classic Marx brothers movie calls it the "funniest picture ever made," and this is no hyperbole!
Naked girls everywhere! by Travis Lowell
I’ll make no bones about it. This movie is made for the male horror fan.
Romero Walks the Earth by John Nesbit
They're coming to get you!
George Romero's Night of the Living Dead by Mike Bracken
Romero's classic gets the special treatment it so richly deserves in Elite's magnificent new DVD release of Night of the Living Dead.
A Night to Remember—But Whose Version? by Laurie Edwards
For all its buttock-protection, A Night to Remember is a well-written and nicely staged version of one of the twentieth century's best-known disasters. It's an incredible movie, and I encourage you to see it, while realizing it ain't great history.
Jack Sholder's A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge by Mike Bracken
Awful...just awful.
"Sleep. Those little slices of death. How I loathe them." by Travis Lowell
The idea of someone possessing the ability to bring people into his dreams is extremely clever and that alone breathes some life into the series.
Craven Lives! A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors by Mike Bracken
Probably the best sequel in the series (not counting Craven's New Nightmare). Still, Dream Warriors hasn't aged particularly well.
Scary Freddy, Where Art Thou? by Travis Lowell
This film is like ice cream: it's a guilty pleasure, but in the end all it leaves you with is a bloated feeling and a mess.
Freddy "delivers" anything but scares by Travis Lowell
Can Alice stop Freddy and save her son? If you say no, you aren’t familiar with the formula for these films.
An interesting premise, but ultimately a poor film by Travis Lowell
It has had nearly fifteen years to grow on me so far.
Don't Fall Asleep by Travis Lowell
Even if you don't consider yourself a horror fan, A Nightmare On Elm Street is a must-see.
Fellini's Overlooked Masterpiece by John Nesbit
Just keep that butcher De Laurentiis away from La Dolce Vita and 8 1/2, and thank the Italian gods for preserving the lost footage.
Someone to watch over me by Dainon Moody
Rapid editing montages makes each killing he conducts look like a Megadeth music video gone awry. Of course, none of Megadeth's videos ever dealt with drinking a glass of human blood or removing—then refrigerating—someone's eyes. Nightstalker, on the other hand, is all over that. Like white on rice.
The Art of the Con by Lee Chase IV
Nine Queens is a lot of fun, but given the elements involved, it should have been more.
Argentinean Sting by John Nesbit
If all movies from Argentina are this entertaining, open the floodgates from Buenos Aires!
Sam Firstenberg's Ninja III: The Domination by Mike Bracken
Ninjas, floating swords, earthquake magic, a Japanese exorcism, and Lucinda Dickey--what more could you want in a movie?
Ninja Scroll: Excellent Anime by Mike Bracken
One of the coolest anime films out there.
Waiting for Godot plays Bosnia-Herzegovina by John Nesbit
Intimate absurdist drama kicks the idea of war in the ass!
No Man's Land - Sharp War Satire is Best Film of 2001 by Christopher J. Jarmick
No Man's Land is the best film of the year and the best film about War since Dr. Strangelove. . . really.
Don't Mess With Mother Nature by Jeremiah Kipp
Larry Fessenden's creepy ecological fable uses the Frankenstein myth as a starting point.
Dueling Covenants by Daniel Briney
Noah launches his Ark onto the battlefields of World War I Europe, and runs aground on a dubious conclusion.
Communication Breakdown by Dainon Moody
Norah sets things up so staggered and varied, she can really go any way she wants to after this and will, wherever the wind ends up carrying her.
Sexual Harassment in the Mesabi by John Nesbit
An issue movie in the same vein as Silkwood, Caro's melodrama has its heart in the right place and employs some credible acting talent.
Images Speaking Louder Than Words by Lee Chase IV
The Polish Brothers continue to show promise with Northfork, an offbeat and challenging (if not entirely successful) film.
Original Silent Dracula by John Nesbit
You haven't experienced all the Dracula story until you see this original silent version--a true work of art!
Even the Hottest Sex Can Fizzle by Rachel Gordon
A romp through the nightclub scene of Madrid, replete with sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
The Duty and Love Thing by John Nesbit
One of Hitchcock's best, and currently the film I'd rank as his very best (that could change after re-watching other classics)... But watch how the camera works in this one!
Two or Three Things We Know About Him by Dan Callahan
Jean-Luc Godard has another movie out...and we all know what that means.
Living Out the Holocaust in Africa by John Nesbit
Some interesting Kenyan scenery, but the story meanders aimlessly and lacks compelling drama
The Grace of Audrey Hepburn by Laurie Edwards
Few actresses would have been less likely to do well with a role like Sister Luke—and even fewer would've been so successful with it.
From the Bad Guy's Point of View by Laurie Edwards
Totally slanted and totally wrong!
With All the Poise of Doris Day by Jeremiah Kipp
Renee Z. actually manages to erase the horrific "you complete me" memories of Jerry Maguire. Oh, and the rest of the movie is pretty decent, too!
Standing Up For the Underdog by Jeremiah Kipp
Five Eddie Murphys for the price of one! It's almost good.
O Brother, Thou Art Mediocre by John Scalzo
Apparently, high school is like a Shakespearian tragedy.
O Coen Bros, We Thank Thee (Or, Dabble In Dapper Dan Hair Tonic) by Jeremiah Kipp
"I don't want Fop! I'm a Dapper Dan man!"
Soderbergh Shoots Crap(s) at Vegas by John Nesbit
Soderbergh takes a break from serious movies and plays in Las Vegas, coming up with crap(s). Worthwhile if you want to pay the money and take your brain on vacation.
Eisenstein's "Other" Film by John Nesbit
Film students will enjoy this. So will anyone interested in Russian history.
Sputnik Inspired Family Drama by John Nesbit
Feel good movie for dreamers who strive against the odds. This time it's a kid from West Virginia who wants to become a rocket scientist.
Corporate Cubicle Comedy by John Nesbit
Like a Dilbert strip coming to life, an intelligent satire that works (especially for IT workers)
A lesson in laughter by Brandon Curtis
Not a belly laugh to be had but the stream of chuckles is consistent enough to make up for it.
Low Brow Comedy at the Top of Its Class by Lee Chase IV
Old School earns laughs thanks to Luke Wilson, Will Ferrell and Vince Vaughn. It is a pleasant surprise.
A Pretty Girl is Like a Melody by Dan Callahan
The Olive Thomas Collection showcases a forgotten star.
Definitive Dickens by John Nesbit
See this for the awesome black and white cinematography. Please Mr. Lean, I want some more!
Mexican Street Life can be Hell by John Nesbit
Classic tale of hopelessness of street life in Mexico City—one of the best films ever created. And emotionally devastating!
Olympian Landmark by John Nesbit
Leni Riefenstahl may one day find redemption as a much wronged artist who had the misfortune of living in Germany during the 1930's. This film is an everlasting testament to her visionary work.
Heston as the Last Man on Earth by John Nesbit
Can Charlton Heston save mankind?
John Woo's Once a Thief by Mike Bracken
One of Woo's more underrated films.
Tsui Hark's Once Upon a Time in China by Mike Bracken
Arguably Jet Li's best film.
El Mariachi is Back: Once Upon a Time in Mexico by Mike Bracken
Worth seeing if you're a fan of the earlier installments.
Camera Crazy by Lee Chase IV
Once Upon A Time in Mexico is the best of the Mariachi series, as it shows Robert Rodriguez fully blooming as a technical filmmaker. Credit also goes to Johnny Depp's classic performance.
A Cockneyfied Cow Patty by Tiffany Sanchez
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands is the quirky British comedy that tells the story of a dysfunctional working-class British family who fancies bingo nights at the local pub, a good, old-fashioned spot of whiskey, and grassroots style country music by the one and only Midlands Cowboy.
Promising Debut by John Nesbit
What do you do when you're cut from minor league baseball and your best friend is an ex-con?
Chaplin's One-Man Show by John Nesbit
Nearly 80 years after its happy creation, Chaplin still has people rolling in the aisles.
Kate and Capote by Dan Callahan
Katharine Hepburn's last film is a weak adaptation of Truman Capote's One Christmas.
Blackest Olympic Day by John Nesbit
Blood and gore, bumbling German police, and a real terrorist interview highlight this documentary.
Intense Arkansas Get-Together by John Nesbit
Wonderful independent film that examines the points of view of both law enforcement and the drug dealing killers.
Forman Breaks Out by John Nesbit
If you've ever seen the insides of a mental institution or worked with the emotionally disturbed, you'll recognize these characters. These mental hospital wards fight the same battles as the regular assholes on the street!
Williams Develops a Dark Side by John Nesbit
See this for Robin Williams performance as a really creepy stalker. You may be inspired to switch to a digital camera and avoid the photo developing stores after this.
Under Developed by Lee Chase IV
One Hour Photo starts well, but loses its punch about midway through.
American Vixen by Jeremiah Kipp
Everybody wants to fuck Liv Tyler, so sure enough most of the dudes wind up with a bullet in the head. So it goes.
Worst Movie Ever by Tony Pellum
The film is disguised as parody, although the filmmakers forgot that parody requires a comedic element. Instead, One Night At McCool's made concrete the previously theoretical fourth-tier of my comedic theory.
Pencil in Pennsylvanian Wonderland by John Nesbit
Impressive debut 20 minute short, highlighted by creative cinematography on $800 budget.
Glen Morgan and James Wong prostitute Jet Li and the audience by Brandon Curtis
Nothing of any lasting significance unless a kick in the groin is significant.
Shooting on the Streets of Rome on a Shoestring by John Nesbit
Classic Rossellini film is credited for introducing Italian neo-realism, but it's worth watching for more than historic reasons. Note the wondrous acting by Magnani and Fabrizi.
Go West, Old Man by Lee Chase IV
Open Range is a surprisingly restrained film from the usually overcooked Kevin Costner. It features Robert Duvall in one of his best performances.
Dario Argento's Opera by Mike Bracken
Argento's last truly great film.
The Future of Hollywood? by Lee Chase IV
Orange County is a surprisingly quirky and good natured comedy.
Fellini's Musical Allegory by John Nesbit
If you love music, check this out. If you love Fellini, you already have.
Kei Fujiwara's Organ: Japanese Horror with a Cronenberg Twist by Mike Bracken
A beautiful and disturbing film filled with images that will haunt you long after the movie has ended.
Anthony Wong and Danny Lee Star in Organized Crime and Triad Bureau by Mike Bracken
While not as bombastic as John Woo's films, this is still classic Hong Kong action.
This movie is sinfully awful by Brandon Curtis
Gets worse before it gets tolerable then it gets even worse.
D.W. Griffith and the Gish Sisters Storm the Bastille by David Abrams
The last great film from pioneer D.W. Griffith, Orphans of the Storm has all the lavish panorama of Charles Dickens and Victor Hugo.
Life Under the Taliban by John Nesbit
Film that puts a face on the horrible living conditions under the Taliban.
OT: Compton by John Nesbit
Award winning documentary on the small festival circuit, this heartwarming portrait affirms the worthiness of the arts and how they can change people's lives.
The Missionary Position by Rachel Gordon
Faith perpetuating compassion needs a stronger voice than that evoked by first-time writer/director Mitch Davis.
Disturbing Psychological Horror in Pastoral New England by John Nesbit
This may not be the best horror film you'll ever see, but it'll rank among the most disturbing...
Things That Go Bump in the Theater by David Abrams
A soft, almost whispery horror film that works its way under your skin.
Sixth Sense Clone by John Nesbit
Passable but ponderous "thriller" that will play better on the TV than the big screen.
Buster Keaton Styled Feudin' by John Nesbit
Keaton shines once again with physical humor, providing some historical accuracy along the way in this early feature.
Trashing Paradise by John Nesbit
Butterflies are beautiful, but short lived. How long can a 60 year old man continue a love affair with a 16 year old boy against a backdrop of gang violence?
When extreme snowboarding stunts meet PG-13 shock comedy by Andrew Hicks
I wouldn't give Out Cold prominent placement in a time capsule meant to preserve our culture for future generations - the plot is more tired than your great-grandfather after a particularly challenging flight of stairs - but there's something imminently likeable about this movie. As mindless entertainment goes, there's much worse out there.
Romp in the Wild West! by Beth Allen
Get ready for a rip-roarin' good time with the Three Stooges and Adam West as they try to save the American buffalo!
Rob Lowe Needed a Job by Laurie Edwards
Unless you're truly a Rob Lowe completist or you're curious as to what the man was doing between screwing in '92 and The West Wing, this movie has no redeeming qualities.
Guns, Drugs, Sex, Cheap Trick, and Ugly Architecture by Jody Beth Rosen
Over the Edge asks an important question: If everyone’s so concerned about the damned children, how come you know so little about your children’s lives?
Losing The Game of Life by Lee Chase IV
Philip Seymour Hoffman offers his best performance as a banker addicted to gambling in the deeply sorrowful Owning Mahowny.
Italian Neorealism Goes to War by John Nesbit
Roberto Rossellini is one of the great directors--but few Americans have heard of him (unless they associate him with Ingrid Bergman or his daughter Isabella). Paisan is textbook Italian neorealism, and is a fascinating watch.
The Neorealist Masterpiece Following the Allied Forces Across Italty by Stephen Murray
Though not documentaries in the strict sense, these six slices of the Italian campaign and the other two early Rossellini films are documents of attitudes toward the retreating Nazis and triumphant Americans as well as being cinematic masterpieces by one of the most important directors of the 20th century
Doomed Love...Yakuza Style! Masahiro Shinoda's Pale Flower by Mike Bracken
An under appreciated gem of Japanese Yakuza cinema.
Close Only Counts in Horseshoes and Hand-Grenades by John Beachem
Fincher’s camera and Whitaker’s presence nearly save an otherwise bland film.
Locked In and Panicked by Kathleen Diehl
David Fincher goes for visual style over characterization, but it's a smart, dazzling game of cat-and-mouse.
Hitchcockian Courtroom Drama by John Nesbit
Hitchcock completists MUST see this film. It foreshadows his great films of the 1950's.
American Injustice--Paradise Lost 2: Revelations by Mike Bracken
A second look at one of the more compelling court cases in recent memory.
Satanic Panic: Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky's Paradise Lost by Mike Bracken
A terrifying look at justice in rural America.
Suicide Bombing is Painful by John Nesbit
Insider view of Palestine (shot on location) that delivers a compelling study of two suicide bombers--one who's always wanted to be a martyr and the other who's wanted to follow his best friend
Dreyer’s Movie Burns With Intensity and Style by David Abrams
Take my word for it, this is the greatest movie you’ve never seen.
Anti-Climactic Torture by Rachel Gordon
For a film based on such violence, if you do not take the time to establish the motives, either the predators or the director's, for the never-ending inflictions, you leave the viewer wondering too much what they are supposed to feel on the way out.
Artistic Spiritual Rendering and the Historical Jesus by Tony Pellum
Just as Gibson's hands literally—and, more importantly, figuratively—pound the nails through Christ, Christ's brutal, carnal humanization presents a humanity that is responsible for Christ's death. And Gibson would be right—the problem of sin is not one that can be overlooked in the Passion story—however, it is only half of it.
Patriotism is the Last Refuge of the Scoundrel by Jeremiah Kipp
Hypocrisy in the trenches. Here's one of the many Kubrick masterpieces that are his legacy, with a startlingly beautiful final scene that will haunt you.
Can One Performance Bail a Mediocre Film? by Laurie Edwards
I wish I didn't have to recommend you sit through mulch to see the good stuff, but it's necessary this time. Watch this one just for Sean Bean.
Funny Patriot Games: An Open Letter To Mike Bracken by Jeremiah Kipp
Mike—I mean, Mike, what were ya thinking? For crying out loud, man—you actually liked this patriotic drivel?
War Movie for Hawks and Doves by John Nesbit
One of the better biopics around, George C. Scott BECOMES Patton.
Steiger's Homage to the Holocaust by John Nesbit
Rod Steiger's performance retains power in a melodramatic work that hasn't survived its age well. The Pawnbroker is still worth watching, however.
Hollywood Paycheck by John Nesbit
John Woo cliches abound in this lifeless futuristic vehicle. Perhaps the most hapless Philip Dick adaptation ever.
Chow Yun Fat in Peace Hotel by Mike Bracken
Chow Yun Fat makes a western—and it's surprisingly good. Is there anything this guy can't do?
Memorial Weekend 2001—A Date that will Live in Infamy by John Nesbit
Michael Bay's efforts in this love story make James Cameron look like a genius!
Bloodletting by Marty Brown
Watching Ben Affleck get hit in the face was nice, but that's about it.
Revealing Portrait of Adultery by John Nesbit
Adultery is territory that Truffaut knows intimately, and he explores its nature in this obscure film with great care and sensitivity.
Semi-Mainstreamed Waters by John Nesbit
Pecker has its moments. You will learn what "tea bagging" is, for one thing.
Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special by Heather Marie Harris
The entire Saturday morning cast of favorites are present and zaniness abounds in this campy holiday extravaganza.
French Parable in Paradise by John Nesbit
Lightweight French pastry that really is heavy handed in its message about what is really important in Life.
Wes Craven's The People Under the Stairs by Mike Bracken
While not Craven's best film, this is certainly one of his more entertaining efforts. Catch this one with some friends.
A Casbah of Longing by Dan Callahan
Come with Jean Gabin to the Casbah...
Strong Mood Overwhelms Some Weaknesses by Laurie Edwards
If you want a nervewracking thriller, grab this one. Suspense doesn't get much better than this.
Imperfect Gay Melodrama by John Nesbit
Farlinger says his tale of two brothers (one straight and one gay) is about connecting. Too bad it doesn't connect with the audience.
Just When You Thought it Was Safe . . . by John Nesbit
The script is a groaner and the best CGI is shown in the trailer, so just watch that. On the positive side, the inane script will give hack writers hope.
Sailing Through a Storm of Faults by Laurie Edwards
Clooney, Wahlberg, Mastrantonio, and Lane are all incidental to the glorious storm that sank the Andrea Gail.
Authorship as Art Cinema in Persona by Tony Pellum
Persona is a difficult film. However, its difficulty is its strength, as personal expression and objective realities can only exist through these complexities.
A Girl's Own Story: Personal Velocity by Jeremiah Kipp
This hammer-home-the-message female empowerment triptych takes bite-sized epiphanies and blows them up into thirty-minute Sundance Channel confections.
Damned French Kids! by Jeremiah Kipp
Let's go steal a bicycle then taunt our girlfriend's dog.
The Stuff That Dreams and Nightscapes Are Made Of by Jeremiah Kipp
Strange things are happening over at Morningside Cemetery.
Don Coscarelli's Phantasm 2: The Balls are Back! by Mike Bracken
Death is just the beginning...
Double Barreled Dwarf Killer by Jeremiah Kipp
Damn those jawa scum!
We've Got Things to Do: A Sharp Left Turn into Ass-Kicking by Daniel Briney
With its second film, the Phantasm series acquires a definite streak of over-the-top, Raimi-esque action.
Land of Confusion by Jeremiah Kipp
The Phantasm series loses all credibility here.
Seeing is Easy! Understanding... Takes a Little More Time. by Daniel Briney
A visit to Don Coscarelli's Wonderful World of Incoherence. Skip to the next sequel.
You Promise Not To Chase Me, Mr. Tall Man? by Jeremiah Kipp
Slow down, boooooy! Angus Scrimm is looking pretty old.
The Grand Phanale by Daniel Briney
Mike and Reggie take their battle against the Tall Man across Time itself, as the Phantasm series gets back on track with a vengeance.
Dutiful Rendition of Webber's Phantom by John Nesbit
If you loved Andrew Lloyd Webber's Phantom, you'll love this. Webber has done for Phantom what McDonalds has done for the hamburger.
Deep Inside Phantom of the Paradise by Christopher J. Jarmick
Welcome to an in-depth look at once upon a time ahead of it's time (now dated) cult black comedic and campy look at Faust and the modern music business as seen by Brian DePalma.
A Twist to the Screwball by Tony Pellum
The Philadelphia Story exceeds the greatness of the screwball comedies that came before it for, not only does it play upon convention, it refuses to return to the same status quo the narrative supports.
Robert J. Massetti's Phobias by Mike Bracken
Micro-budgeted horror that is surprisingly good. Massetti is a director to keep an eye on.
Can You Hear Me Now? Phone by Mike Bracken
Phone proves that while many of us are growing tired of the seemingly never-ending stream of girl ghost films pouring out of Asia (and just how come there are never any angry guy ghosts?) you can still make a solid film out of the premise.
Phone Booth as Confessional by Brandon Curtis
Colin Farrell and Kiefer Sutherland—rocking and rolling.
Darren Aronofsky's Pi by Mike Bracken
Pi is a film that could have been great...unfortunately, it features too many half-formed ideas to live up to its potential.
Schindler-lite by John Beachem
The word “overrated” springs to mind.
Imitation Of A Holocaust Movie by Keith Uhlich
Imitation Of A Holocaust Movie
A Variety of Love Through a Single Voice by Rachel Gordon
The Piano is a film for any occasion. It's a beautifully woven portrayal of the complexity of human emotions.
Hard-boiled Sam Fuller cinema noire/ anticommunist propaganda by Stephen Murray
Sam Fuller's independence, sensationalism, and some visual flair endeared him to cineastes, including Martin Scorcese.
What's in These Rocks? by John Nesbit
Peter Weir's cinematically pleasing mystery will mystify. It's like a Renoir painting with Dario Argento undertones.
A Half Baked Near Miss by Lee Chase IV
Pieces of April is well acted and starts promisingly, but an offensive subplot and an abrupt ending keep it from being worthwhile.
Kinky Love and Pretty Writing by Laurie Edwards
Obi-Wan as you've never drreamed he could be!
Benjamin Bratt takes a walk on the wild side by Stephen Murray
Although given very little space in which to develop their characters, Bratt, Moreno, and Soto are very impressive.
Loopy thriller/romance by Stephen Murray
It's hard to take seriously a thriller with villains considerably less wily than the chimps in "Every Which Way But Loose" even if they are also far more vicious (and they are)
All My Little Eggie-Weggies by Jeremiah Kipp
Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!
Kazan, Race and Communism by Tony Pellum
Elia Kazan's Pinky is Communist propaganda thinly veiled as social commentary on race relations.
Dark Victory by Daniel Briney
Walt Disney's second feature film is a triumphant detour into darker sensibilities.
A Romantic Comedy With Brains by Rachel Gordon
Despite its flaws, Pipe Dream is an accomplishment that outshines its peers by treating its subjects with jocular energy. As the dual-meaning title suggests, maybe it isn't so impossible to find a romantic comedy worth sitting through.
Cameron's Killer Carp by Travis Lowell
Behold: the artistry of "flying" fish on wires!
ARRRRHH, MATEY! by Kevin Carlson
Johnny Depp in eyeliner, a Natalie Portman lookalike, and plenty of death in a DISNEY movie, how could this not be great?
Depp fans, Arise! The rest of you, be confused. by Laurie Edwards
There's a point, however, when eccentricity becomes self-parody, and Johnny Depp may have just crossed the line.
Ascent into Hell by John Nesbit
If you're not afraid of the dark, things will change...
Plan 9 One of the Best Worst Films You'll Ever See by Christopher J. Jarmick
You really won't believe your eyes when you watch Ed Woods camp bad movie masterpiece Plan 9 From Outer Space. An appreciation of the film and a brief Ed Wood Jr. bio.
Best Ape Movie in the Universe by John Nesbit
A classic that still holds up. (Much better than Tim Burton's remake even with Heston playing an old chimp)
Intelligence Test for American Audiences by John Nesbit
Ape audiences who throw popcorn at the screen are scoring much higher on the intelligence test than the human audiences who applaud the nonsensical ending.
Misty Mundae is The Play-Mate of the Apes by Mike Bracken
What do you get when you cross Planet of the Apes with your typical Cinemax softcore skinflick? Play-Mate of the Apes.
Technical fouls by Brandon Curtis
A film acted with a great deal of competence and professionalism that commits a few technical fouls.
Spoofing Hollywood (or Cameos on Parade) by John Nesbit
Did you know that the big Hollywood deals are now being made at AA meetings? Learn this and much more in Altman's clever dramatic comedy.
Jack's Low Ebb by Jeremiah Kipp
Jack was never so sensitive and wounded, so pathetic, raw, and sloppy sad.
Tortured Soul by Lee Chase IV
Nicholson shines in Sean Penn's haunting and absorbing film.
Brilliant Genet Triad by John Nesbit
Todd Haynes ranks among the best visual artists creating film today--that is enough reason to check this out.
"I like fuzzy things!" by Travis Lowell
It's like watching a fawn get humped by an orangutan.
Jackie Doing What He Does Best by John Beachem
Very funny, but also violent enough to make you cringe.
I'm Ed Harris—Hear Me Roar! by Jeremiah Kipp
Ed Harris smashes tables 'n' stuff. Tortured artists, y'know.
"They're here!" by Travis Lowell
Tobe did a great job with this film. Heh! No, seriously. His direction is superb! Tehehehehehehehe!
Boris von Sychowski's The Pool by Jeremiah Kipp
A Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue meets the slasher film, but it's nowhere near as exciting as it sounds.
Human Toon Before its Time by John Nesbit
Altman's movie is much better than the reviews that came out in 1980, and Robin Williams actually is appropriately cast this time.
¡Y tu tia/novia, tambien! by Stephen Murray
<i;><b;>Dust; to Dust</i></b> is too light-hearted to qualify as a black comedy, even if disposing of cremated remains is the raison d'être for the journey. It is life-affirming in ways very reminiscent of Billy Wilder's underappreciated late comedy <i;><b;>Avanti;!</i></b>.;
Porn's Biggest Star! by John Nesbit
Intimate insider view of the porn industry guided by Ron Jeremy, its biggest star
Kidman's Performance Sinks an Expensive Costume Drams by Laurie Edwards
When you've got material that depends on a single performer, make sure that performer can do the work. Sadly, that's certainly not the case here.
A Sinking Ship...but.... by Laurie Edwards
Don't be embarrassed to watch this well-known cheesefest. It's fun.
Romance Reconstructed by Rachel Gordon
Two intellectuals find their own definitions of romance by exploring the undocumented lives of their idols.
Ingenious Incoherence by Daniel Briney
The hilarious feature debut of the cult favorites.
Gary Farmer Fills the Screen by David Abrams
If you've already seen "Smoke Signals" or "Skins" and are really, really desperate for more life-on-the-rez movies, go ahead and rent this one
Unemployed in Calcutta by John Nesbit
Contemporary life in Calcutta (early 1970's) is depicted here in fine fashion. Satyajit Ray remains unsurpassed for continually showing life in his native country.
The End of the American Ninja by Tony Pellum
Of course the film has little to do with Japanese heritage and everything to do with American pop culture. Pray For Death came near the end of this glorious streak and shows Kosugi both unconcerned with promoting cinematic innovation, yet embracing the medium at the same time.
Oalf Ittenbach's Premutos: Lord of the Living Dead by Mike Bracken
While not quite as accomplished as the early work of Sam Raimi and Peter Jackson, Premutos is still one hell of a gore film.
Jane Austen for the Ages by John Nesbit
Jane Austen Society purists won't be pleased, but this is an "everyman" production that demonstrates that Jane Austen deserves modern attention.
Dizzy Deserves Better by John Nesbit
If you've seen Pride with the Yankees, you'll know what to expect with Pride of St. Louis--only this time it'll be Dizzy Dean's broken toe to bring him down. Herman J. Mankiewicz wrote both screenplays.
Americana 1940's Style by John Nesbit
Ordinary biopic that is enlivened by the presence of Babe Ruth (yes, the actual ballplayer) and will bring tears as long as you get to the last reel.
Guilt With a Dash of Pepper by Rachel Gordon
Provocative look at saints and sinners through the eyes of a naive, well-meaning priest.
Prison of the Dead...More Like Prison of the Dumb by Mike Bracken
Don't be a hero--run past this film at your local video store.
Ringo Lam's Prison on Fire by Mike Bracken
One of the better men-in-prison films, Prison on Fire is buoyed along by another great performance from Chow Yun Fat.
A Mel Brooks Original by John Nesbit
How do you make money from a flop? Actually, that's the premise of this classic comedy, now revived for Broadway.
Promises to Keep? by John Nesbit
Why can't those people in Israel get along? This documentary explains far better than anything you've seen before.
G'Day, Mate! by Jeremiah Kipp
Russell Crowe and David Caruso kick much ass when they aren't hampered by weepy Meg Ryan.
A Second War in Heaven by Laurie Edwards
The Archangel Gabriel is pissed off, and pissing off so mighty a creature is a dangerous proposition...or is that just Christopher Walken doing his usual psycho schtick?
Joe Zito's The Prowler by Mike Bracken
An average early slasher effort from Zito made watchable thanks to Savini's FX work.
Journey to Depression by Rachel Gordon
Based on the book by Elizabeth Wurtzel, this film is a fine example of struggling with chemical imbalance.
Lucio Fulci's The Psychic by Mike Bracken
One of Fulci's most impressive films, The Psychic eschews gore for a solid plot.
The Original Slasher Flick by John Nesbit
Required viewing. The film that has inspired many horror spinoffs is Hitch's "fun" movie.
Only a Psyche Case Could Like This by Laurie Edwards
Disgraceful. Alfred Hitchcock is spinning in his grave and throwing up on his burial suit.
Norman Bates Comes Home by Jeremiah Kipp
This much-maligned sequel actually makes for a clever murder mystery.
Hard-Boiled by Jeremiah Kipp
The boys behind the original Get Carter are back with a light British romp through the looking glass. Michael Caine is clearly having fun in his white suit—wouldn't you?
Introducing Ahnold by John Nesbit
Not a true documentary, but this 1977 film about body building holds up remarkably well and is surprisingly entertaining. Historically significant for promoting the sport and introducting Arnold Schwarzenegger to the world.
An Empty Place by Dan Callahan
Jack Clayton's The Pumpkin Eater is about marriage and madness.
Stan Winston's Pumpkinhead: This Ain't the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! by Mike Bracken
An average slasher film from first time director Stan Winston. Henriksen makes it go, but it's pretty forgettable overall.
Paul Thomas Anderson guides Adam Sandler towards the light by Brandon Curtis
Paul Thomas Anderson's Punch Drunk Love is sweet, strange and quirkily romantic.
Punch-Drunk By Adam Sandler by Lee Chase IV
Punch-Drunk Love is a bizarre and interesting character piece featuring a knockout performance by Adam Sandler.
Come and be Punished! by Chris Madsen
Bring on the Knight - the other Dark Knight, the Punisher! See how he slices, he dices... er, wait, no, that's Wolverine, sorry. The Punisher is a one-man killing machine, out to gain revenge for the loss of his loved ones.
It's Not Revenge...It's Punishment! by Lee Chase IV
The Punisher has some effective elements but overall, I'd suggest seeing Kill Bill-Vol.2 instead.
Ripley's Believe it or Not Perfect Crime by John Nesbit
A competent film about Patricia Highsmith's sociopathic Tom Ripley without the character development and emotional content of Minghella's version.
Music Video E.P. by John Nesbit
The story feels like something you'd write in Jr. High, but Prince's stage performances make the extended play music video worth checking out.
Haunted Spurs by Dan Callahan
Raoul Walsh's dark near-masterpiece Pursued is worth catching up to.
Well, it Certainly Does Suck by Brandon Curtis
Yet another vampire movie that really sucks.
Fastest Camera in the West by John Beachem
The story, characters, and Sharon Stone are all pretty bad, but Raimi's direction is darn cool.
John Ford's Ireland by John Nesbit
Many love this lightweight Irish melodrama from John Ford. Isn't everybody Irish?
Passionate Penning by John Nesbit
Censorship sucks. Even those sexy Frenchmen practiced this once.
Revisionist Sadeian History: Philip Kaufman's Quills by Mike Bracken
While not a historically accurate recreation of the Marquis de Sade's life, Quills is still worth seeing--primarily because Geoffrey Rush does such a fantastic job of bringing the divine Marquis to life.
Asian "A Beautiful Mind" Meets "Being John Malkovich" by John Dean Alfone
Asian A Beautiful Mind meets Being John Malkovich
Ustinov Saves Biblical Epic by John Nesbit
This extravagent Biblical epic would cure insomnia, but Peter Ustinov breathes life into its carcass.
Defying Cultural Genocide in the Outback by John Nesbit
Worthwhile film about the plight of the Aborigines to defy the Australian government, more memorable due to its subject matter than any cinematic artistry.
Mario Bava's Rabid Dogs: The Maestro's Lost Masterpiece by Mike Bracken
Rabid Dogs almost never saw the light of day--but thank God that it did, because this is one of Italian auteur Mario Bava's greatest cinematic accomplishments.
Are you the Target Audience? by Laurie Edwards
If you're a six-year-old girl, Racing Stripes is ninety-four minutes of checking your watch and knowing that's ninety-four minutes you'll never get back again.
Definitive Spielberg Adventure by John Nesbit
If Family Feud asks you to name an action/adventure film, this is the film that is the number one answer. Holding up for twenty years now, Spielberg's masterpiece continues to be a whole lot of fun!
Lolita Revisited in Marrakech by John Nesbit
A love tale set in Morocco between two people from different generations, different social class, and different culture. Can such a love survive?
Sins of the Father by John Beachem
Grand, sweeping, and breathtaking—a masterful feast for the senses.
Jean Rollin's Rape of the Vampire by Mike Bracken
Confounding and beautiful at the same time, Rape of the Vampire is a prime example of Europe's cinema of the fantastique and the work of filmmaker Jean Rollin.
Akira Kurosawa's Rashomon by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest Japanese films ever made. Arguably one of the greatest films ever made, period.
The Rats Are Coming by Jeremiah Kipp
The rats of New York City have gone mad, but what else is new?
Delicious by John Beachem
Vamprisim gets a facelift.
Rockin' Ray by Tiffany Sanchez
Few musicians have done more for contemporary music than Ray Charles. Haunted by demons that crippled him even more than his blindness, Taylor Hackford explores them in this biopic.
Inoue Yoshio's The Razor: Who's Got the Gold? by Mike Bracken
Like samurai flicks? Then check this one out.
Kenji Misumi's The Razor: Sword of Justice by Mike Bracken
A samurai film hybrid of Shaft, James Bond, Dirty Harry, and softcore porn. Definitely worth a look for fans of obscure cinema.
Stuart Gordon's Re-Animator: The Elite Millennium Edition DVD by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest cult horror films ever gets the deluxe DVD treatment courtesy of Elite Entertainment. Go buy this now!
More "Real World" than "Girls Gone Wild" by Andrew Hicks
What happens when sixteen strangers are picked to live together, have their lives taped, slam beer and tequila, participate in wet t-shirt and "hot body" contests? Actually, a lot of unexpected and needless melodrama.
Death and Rebirth of the Family Farm by John Nesbit
Most American family farms have gone the way of the dinosaur. Farmer John Peterson isn't your ordinary farmer--wearing Dr. Seuss hats, glitter costumes, and frocks tends to draw attention in rural Illinois.
The Mother of Us All by Laurie Edwards
Five billion people from one woman
A Real Bore by Lee Chase IV
A Real Job is a real bore with its third rate script of bad dialogue and lousy characters.
Hitchcock on a Tight Leash by John Nesbit
Some memorable shots, and Mrs. Danvers is unforgettable... but is she a lesbian?
In Search of a Father Figure by John Nesbit
James Dean becomes an icon. Each of the three young actors will die tragically in real life. A classic film that everyone should see.
Jubei Yagyu Vs Samurai Zombies in Reborn From Hell: Samurai Armageddon by Mike Bracken
This should have been a great trash flick--unfortunately, it is not.
Training in Disbelief by Rachel Gordon
Director Roger Donaldson takes a ride from the psychological dilemma of Thirteen Days to illogical petulance in his depiction of CIA recruitment.
Kurosawa's Karma by John Nesbit
Not one of Kurosawa's classic Japanese Westerns, this tale still contains beautiful black and white cinematography in characteristic Kurosawa style and conveys his familiar themes of redemption beautifully.
Pop Culture Fix = Robotic Thriller by Rachel Gordon
A hero's journey without the expected psychological warfare.
We're not worthy by John Beachem
A less than worthy remake of Michael Mann's Manhunter.
Flying Through Adrenaline by Rachel Gordon
A worthy flight of adrenaline.
Violin Fable by John Nesbit
What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?
It's dumber than George "Dubbya" Bush with a gaping headwound. by Travis Lowell
"I'm-a goin' fishin' now." "Ain't you got worms?" "Yeah, but I'm goin' anyway!"
Let Boredom Reign by John Beachem
A little sound and a little fury do not a movie make.
Portrait of 16th Century Holocaust by John Nesbit
Lovers of historical drama should give this a try. Patrice Chereau mixes plenty of blood with the political lust in this portrayal of the Massacre of St. Bartholomew.
Dear Denzel Letter by John Nesbit
People with lobotomies will enjoy this a great deal. Totally manipulative and mindless sports "feel good" flick.
Denzel Washington in Remember the Titans by Mike Bracken
Shame on you, Denzel.
135 Minutes of Homage by John Nesbit
The Broadway musical Rent has a number of fans, and Columbus delivers a suitable production that pays homage to the original.
Formula Sports Comedy by John Nesbit
Mindless entertainment...though it could be worse! THIS football film is NOT directed by Oliver Stone!
Damme Wrong by Brandon Curtis
Replicant is twice the failure it could have been thanks to dual roles by Van Damme
Alex Cox's Repo Man by Mike Bracken
Repo Man certainly earns its cult classic status. While the second and third acts falter a bit, it's still well worth seeing.
It's 4 A.M...Do You Know Where Your Car Is? by Lee Chase IV
Repo Man is a surprisingly smart and bizarre comedy.
Don't Use Drugs! by John Nesbit
Don't use Drugs!
How do I hate thee? by John Beachem
Brilliant in the technical department, but a wretched, miserable, lousy, hateful little movie.
The Best Video Game Movie Ever by John Scalzo
Paul W.S. Anderson shows the world the correct way to turn a video game into a movie... again.
A Video Game Movie Worse than Tomb Raider by Brandon Curtis
Note to self: Stop watching shitty videogame movies.
Omission and Selection in Historic Reconstruction by Tony Pellum
Despite capturing this "spirit" within a film, omitting details often reveals the filmmakers' agenda, no matter how good the intentions.
Navajo Boy Returns by John Nesbit
Fascinating and authentic look at the nameless "extras" who appeared in John Ford's movies.
Amando de Ossorio's Return of the Blind Dead by Mike Bracken
While this Spanish horror flick has garnered something of a cult reputation, it doesn't really deserve it.
Lord of the Rings For Kiddies by Jeremiah Kipp
Tolkien purists utterly despise this whimsical animated take on the third book of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but it's good for kids.
See Julie. See Julie shove a sharp object through her boob. by Travis Lowell
"It’s all in the tongue!"
"Get that damn screwdriver out of my head!" by Travis Lowell
It's a fun diversion that will be forgotten soon after the credits roll.
"Send more paramedics!" by Travis Lowell
O'Bannon never strays from his vision and delivers a film that plays like an elaborate music video with a blaring punk soundtrack.
Criminally Cashing in On Old Success by Rachel Gordon
Cashing in on the success of the original is a sequel that can't live up to the intelligence it imbues the main character with.
Sho Kosugi in Revenge of the Ninja by Mike Bracken
Mam, I actually used to like this crap! Revenge of the Ninja is still fun, but it's really showing its age.
The Schizoid Man: Revolution #9 by Jeremiah Kipp
Oh, you're a culturalist, are you?
Introduction to Linux 101 by John Nesbit
Competent but dry "talking geek head" documentary on Open Source movent and Linux.
Yuen Biao and Cynthia Rothrock in Righting Wrongs by Mike Bracken
A classic Hong Kong action film--if you haven't seen Righting Wrongs, do so immediately.
Death By Videotape by Lee Chase IV
The Ring is a real surprise: disturbing, compelling, and thematically interesting.
Gloom, Doom, and That Sinking Feeling... by Brandon Curtis
The Ring is a well-crafted mild letdown.
Original Japanese Version of The Ring by John Nesbit
Very worthwhile original version of The Ring with Japanese sensibilities.
Straying from the Cookie-Cutter's Form by Tony Pellum
Rio Grande fails as a cookie-cutter film, despite decent box-office results. It fails because the film clearly is not about the plot.
Scenic but implausible Tom Ripley sequel by Stephen Murray
There is a lot of plot, some very graphic violence, quite a lot of black humor, beautiful travelogue-like photography of the Italian countryside, Berlin locales, and, in the finale, of a Palladian theater by expert cinematographer Alfio Contini.
Eyres: Director from Hell by John Beachem
It’s official, any movie with Bruce Payne in the cast sucks the proverbial egg.
Marilyn Monroe complicating Robert Mitchum's new life by Stephen Murray
Monroe is torn between horror at what her husband (or whatever) has done, and anticipatory grief at what Mitchum is going to do to the man who has promised to take her out of the saloons and away from their drooling patrons.
Impressions of India by John Nesbit
Mother India from a colonialist point of view, Jean Renoir takes us on a slow moving but visually sensuous journey.
Erebus Paved With Much Good Intent by Keith Uhlich
"So that's what they put in these back pages..."
Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Dorothy Lamour on the Road to Bali by Mike Bracken
Hope, Crosby, and Lamour take the show on the road to Bali in the 6th installment of the popular Road film series.
Father, Son, and the Unwholy Mob by Rachel Gordon
What could have been a compelling saga of a father managing the error of his ways to become the role model all parents hope to be to their children if it had concentrated a little less on the silly, redundant mechanics of good and evil.
Paved With Good Intentions by David Abrams
Sam Mendes brings us another American beauty of a film--this time, the father isn't lusting after his daughter's girlfriend, he's just trying to save his son from hell.
Bob, Bing, and Dorothy Take the Road to Utopia by Mike Bracken
Another classic Road film--don't miss it!
Precursor for Ben Hur by John Nesbit
Worthy adaptation of Lloyd C. Douglas' novel that uses Christ's crucifixion as a historical backdrop.
Maybe as Bad as Waterworld by Laurie Edwards
How is it that Kevin Costner still gets to make movies?
Succeeds more often than not by Brandon Curtis
Live on Broadway is rapid-fire Robin Williams doing what he does best and succeeding more often than not.
Want to Buy it For a Dollar? by Chris Madsen
Half man, half machine, and all solid tough cop.
Combining Technology With Heart by Rachel Gordon
The unifying quality in these diverse works is that though we may get fearful or excited at the use of mechanics, they are also tools we manufacture so that we can grow and learn.
Amy Yip in Robotrix by Mike Bracken
Ever wonder what you'd get if you crossed Robocop, The Terminator, and your average Cinemax softcore flick and filmed it all in Hong Kong? Robotrix is your answer.
Anthony Wong is the Rock 'n Roll Cop by Mike Bracken
Another fine collaboration between Anthony Wong and director Che Kirk Wong. Don't let the stupid title put you off seeing it.
Ultimate Punk Movie by John Nesbit
The film itself rates 2 stars, but the music rates 5... If you love the Ramones, you must see this!
Concert DVDs don't get much better than this by Kevin Buffington
Dickinson and Co. put on an amazing concert performance in what is arguably the best Concert DVD out right now.
D.H. Lawrence's The Rocking Horse Winner by Jeremiah Kipp
Two screen adaptations of D.H. Lawrence's short story: a British mystery play from Anthony Pelissier and a modern Pixelvision dream from NYC filmmaker Michael Almereyda
Adrian! Adrian! (stop the sequels) by John Nesbit
The story behind getting Rocky made is as fascinating as the actual plot.
Corporate America Meets its Archrival by John Nesbit
Michael Moore takes the serious plight of 30,000 displaced autoworkers and punches GM relentlessly and lightheartedly, showing that documentaries can be a funny as any straight comedy.
Campbell Scott in Roger Dodger by Jeremiah Kipp
You might remember the party guy Campbell Scott played in The Daytrippers. He was only in one scene, a slimy bastard charming a girl by saying, "Here's my number. File me under T: Time For Someone New." That character practically earns his own movie in Roger Dodger.
Surviving The Game by Lee Chase IV
Roger Dodger is one of the year's best films, due to its blistering dialogue and electric performances from Campbell Scott and Jesse Eisenberg.
John McTiernan's Rollerball by Jeremiah Kipp
Rollerball is cinematically baffling: blurred colorful images spliced together in a mad collage of Monday Night Football, professional wrestling, motorized racing, team spirit, international gangsters, and tits.
As Bad As A Movie Can Be by Lee Chase IV
I want to see the R-rated version, just to know if anything could have saved this movie.
Impressionistic Collage of Rome by John Nesbit
If you love Fellini, check this film out. If you've never seen a Fellini film, see other works before this one.
The Man in the Wheelchair by Jeremiah Kipp
These guys are professionals! Ronin contains some of the finest car chase action setpieces since The French Connection.
Guns, Chases, and the IRA by Laurie Edwards
If you're willing to settle in and keep track of what's going on and who's doing what to whom, Ronin is a flawed but still precious gem that'll excite and impress you in a dozen different ways.
Sappy, but it's Still a Nice Catch by Brandon Curtis
The Boys Are Back in Town just as The Rookie swings its way into theaters.
The Rookie Strikes Out by Rachel Gordon
Dennis Quaid's attempt to return to leading role status is unfortunately not a project that supports his talent.
Nearly strangled, but still alive and kicing by John Beachem
Hitch's experimental film is far from his best, but it still has some extremely tense moments.
Witchcraft at the Dakota by John Nesbit
Mia trips out with one helluva pregnancy (one of the biggest horrors is seeing her transform her appearance.)
Deal Me In by Laurie Edwards
Not a classic, by any means, but Rounders deserves a more sympathetic look than it got in 1998.
The Royal We by Jody Beth Rosen
Chivalrous and striking, Wes Anderson's films prattle about with the esprit de coeur of Royal Tenenbaum or Rushmore's Max Fischer, eccentric losers who walk tall and proud in oblivious defiance of the hollow aspirations modernity enforces.
A Fractured Family Fairy Tale by David Abrams
Wes Anderson puts the funny in dysfunction with this portrait of a Not-So-Great American Family.
Megadeth Gives Fans A "Rude Awakening" by Travis Lowell
Viewers can not only enjoy watching from high above as a sea of people mosh, but they can also get close enough to watch Jimmy DeGrasso kick the double bass—or better yet—Dave Mustaine froth at the mouth as he sings "Dread & The Fugitive Mind."
In Pursuit of the Impossible Dream by John Nesbit
Feel good movie about pursuing dreams in spite of the obstacles.
Fuck school, fuck at school by Brandon Curtis
A movie based on a Bret Easton Ellis book, fun for the whole family.
18 and Life to Go by Lee Chase IV
The Rules of Attraction is shocking and unpleasant, but also absorbing and uncompromising.
Court Martial the Screenwriter by John Nesbit
With a cast like this and a top director, this should have been a much better film. My favorite part—when Samuel L. Jackson screams out his favorite epithet!
Tragedy Sparks Interpersonal Relations by Rachel Gordon
Though it often feels like a PBS After School Special circa mid-1980's, there's still something special about a young lad learning from a tough old bitty.
Chicago's dope: Peter Berg's The Rundown by Brandon Curtis
This movie isn't even good enough to run down my leg.
I Like What The Rock's Cookin' by Lee Chase IV
The Rundown is classic escapism that makes The Rock a welcome new action hero.
Native American Olympian Spirit by John Nesbit
The story behind Billy Mills' incredible 1964 feat--"the greatest race any man has ever run."
Fun and fluffy by John Beachem
Not the masterpiece its predecessor was, but still a lot of fun.
Visual Opulance at the Winter Palace by John Nesbit
Russian Ark isn't meant for everyone, but it's a visually stunning affair for art museum patrons and hard core cinéastes
Girls, Horses, Boys by Laurie Edwards
For what it is—a show aimed directly at girls aged ten to thirteen—The Saddle Club: Adventures at Pine Hollow—is first-class entertainment.
To Each His Own Island by Rachel Gordon
A subtle tale of difficult human interaction, Safe will leave you disturbed.
More Than the Clock-Hanging by John Nesbit
This is the Harold Lloyd film printed indelibly in memory for the clock-hanging scene, but it's much more fun than that!
Banal Bashing of the Burbs by John Nesbit
If you want to see one of Rose Troche's works, try Go Fish instead of this one. Outside of an isolated arthouse or film festival that is duped into screening this shallow snoozer, you're not likely to find it anyway.
Safety Patrol and the Disney Tween Audience...Why Not? by Tony Pellum
Safety Patrol is far more enjoyable than it has any right to be.
Clouzot's Thrill Ride by John Nesbit
Imagine carrying a ton of explosive nitro through the potholes and hazards of an unimproved South American road with a truck that doesn't even have shocks!
Stephen King's Vampires by Jeremiah Kipp
"You'll enjoy Mr. Barlow. And he'll enjoy you."
Willy Loman in Real Life by John Nesbit
Using a "cinema direct" style, this documentary raises questions about American capitalism like no other film.
Exploitation as Art: Pier Pasolini's Salo by Mike Bracken
Brutal, disturbing, and well worth seeing. Salo is a masterpiece.
Trippy Pleasure by Rachel Gordon
Val Kilmer returns to talent not reliant on quirk in this comic journey to revenge.
U.S. Marine Corps Propaganda Film by John Nesbit
Decent U.S. propaganda film, sanctioned by the U.S. Marine Corps. Worth watching for The Duke's performance.
Cocteau's Homage to Poetic Vision, Pt. 1 by John Nesbit
Cocteau explores the world of poetic creativity in his film debut.
Alejandro Jodorowsky's Santa Sangre by Mike Bracken
There's a great film buried in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I could find it.
Bergman in His Twilight by John Nesbit
Like Woody Allen, Ingmar Bergman seems to be making the same virtual film the last few years, yet anything by the Swedish master demands attention and theater attendance.
Lampooning Christian Hypocrisy by John Nesbit
Uneven teen comedy is very straightforward lampoon of Christian fundamentalism, but can be forgiven its filmmaking sins.
Rusty Saw by Lee Chase IV
Despite the intriguing setup, Saw fails miserably in the acting and writing departments. Cary Elwes should never be allowed onscreen again.
‘Saw' Deserves Its Buzz by Lucas Stensland
Saw is a film where a man wakes up underwater in a bathtub locked inside an abandoned dark sewer, chained to a giant pipe that sends electro shocks at the whim of an unseen force.
Action heroics, ironic wit, and outright farce by Stephen Murray
As Joseph Lee, who commands a repertoire of Latin sayings and has to rely on his wit, Ossie Davis gets most of the good lines.
Standing Proudly on the Scaffold by John Nesbit
Not for casual entertainment, this PBS production is the only authentic film version of Hawthorne's classic. Meg Foster's mesmerizing eyes mark Hester Prynne as her exclusive property! To Hell with the Moores!
Demi Moore Can't Carry a Film by Laurie Edwards
Perhaps The Scarlet Letter isn't the worst of Demi Moore's vehicles, but it's bad enough to make audiences cringe and earn the 1 star I'm giving it.
A Franchise That Needs to Die by Lee Chase IV
Scary Movie 4 has some decent laughs, but more than anything, it is proof this genre is dead and gome.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's A Scene at the Sea by Mike Bracken
A Scene at the Sea is definitely worth seeing for fans of Takeshi Kitano. While not his masterwork, it's a solid piece that highlights what's great about his work overall.
Give Me An Oscar by Tony Pellum
Although the ethical side of the film must not be neglected, we must speak of the film's artistic merit, putting feelings aside. Not that emotion isn't important, only that our emotional responses to the Holocaust can stand as an obstacle in fairly judging the film.
Making It In the Mainstream by Lee Chase IV
School of Rock is a pleasant surprise from indie filmmaker Richard Linklater, featuring a star making performance from Jack Black.
Post War Italian Shoeshine by John Nesbit
Pauline Kael describes De Sica's portrait of "painful beauty" as if "Mozart had written an opera set in poverty."
Ruh Oh by John Beachem
Various phrases like “Get me the hell out of here,” “Shoot me,” “Stab me,” and “Stone me,” leap immediately to mind.
Live Action Cartoonage Done Right by John Scalzo
I went in preparted to hate it, but Scooby-Doo proves you can do a live action cartoon right.
Reservoir Dogs--Japanese Style: Atsushi Muroga's Score by Mike Bracken
Fun, but incredibly derivative.
Marlon Makes a Mission Impossible by John Nesbit
Better-than-average summer flick in which De Niro and Norton can show off their acting talents, and in which Brando shows too much recent Brando.
Learning how to settle with what you've been given by Brandon Curtis
The Rock is The Scorpion King, but where is the sting?
The Cliché King by John Beachem
The Rock probably shouldn’t quit his day job.
True Horror is Simply What One Person Can Do to Another: Scrapbook by Mike Bracken
In a cinematic world where real horror is harder and harder to find, Scrapbook is like manna from heaven.
Wes Craven's Scream by Mike Bracken
It's hard to view Scream objectively, since it inspired so many bad slasher films in its wake. However, viewing it in its proper historical context reveals a film that falls short of true greatness, but is pretty good nonetheless.
Wes Craven's Scream 2 by Mike Bracken
Sequels suck--here's a shining example of why.
Building a Better Body by Rachel Gordon
A diabolical scientific plot to take over the world. A cast that includes Vincent Price, Peter Cushing, and Christopher Lee. How can you miss?
Ample Make This Bed by John Nesbit
Emily Dickinson's poem could have been speaking of Javier Bardem's supreme dipiction of quadriplegic Spaniard Ramón Sampedro, whose struggle for the right to die with dignity ranks among the most life affirming films of the year.
Betting on the Mainstream by John Nesbit
Pedestrian biopic about a legendary race horse that runs 140 minutes but feel like 3+ hours. For mainstream audiences only!
Aims High, Scores Low by Lee Chase IV
Seabiscuit proves to be nothing more than another piece of cheap Hollywood saccharine, brought to life by a good cast.
Seabiscuit: the Real Deal by John Nesbit
For the best film version of Seabiscuit, forget about heading to the theaters. Opt for the PBS American Experience documentary instead.
Classic, but not for Navajos by John Nesbit
A Western landmark even more well known than the Monument Valley mittons Ford was so fond of--it inspired Taxi Driver and a Buddy Holly song, "That'll Be the Day"
Chess is Life (or is it?) by John Nesbit
For some chess can be an all-consuming addiction, where nothing else matters. How does a chess prodigy find the balance? How do parents cope with such genius?
Southern Gothic by John Nesbit
If you have an interest in roots music or in learning about the Southern lifestyle that you'll find well off the Interstate, you'll find this film compelling.
F*cking Bobby Knight! by John Nesbit
Pedestrian sports vehicle with one-sided view of Bob Knight as asshole coach. Read Feinstein's book instead (Knight didn't like that version either).
Redgrave Seconds That Emotion by Keith Uhlich
Redgrave 'Serves' up a can of actorly whoop-ass.
Biting Into Suburban Life by Lee Chase IV
The Secret Lives of Dentists is a compelling look at everday life inside a suburban home. The movie works thanks to good performances and the assured hand of director Alan Rudolph.
Johnny Depp and John Turturro in Secret Window by Lee Chase IV
Johnny Depp and John Turturro have fun playing off each other in Secret Window, a badly written by smoothly shot thriller.
Creating a New Normal by Rachel Gordon
An enjoyable journey for the two souls that just don't fit with anyone but each other, and the audience member that can appreciate that.
Bondage Is More Fun by Lee Chase IV
Secretary is well acted and well written character drama with a performance by Maggie Gyllenhall that refuses to be ignored.
Michele Soavi's The Sect by Mike Bracken
Another solid, well-lensed film from Soavi, which only suffers from an unfocused script courtesy of Dario Argento and Giovanni Romoli. Still, it's well worth seeing.
(Insert Witty Review Title Here) by Daniel Briney
"I don't know WHERE my head is at...."
Finding Serenity by Lee Chase IV
"Serenity" is an extremely satisfying ride for fans of "Firefly." For others, it may prove to be more challenging.
Duty, honor, and racism in the 9th US Cavalry by Stephen Murray
Woody Strode is very reluctant to defend himself as a blatant victim of racism, but is convincing as a paragon of military virtue, discipline, and honor.
That Old Black Magic: Wes Craven's The Serpent and the Rainbow by Mike Bracken
A schizophrenic film, The Serpent and the Rainbow still has enough going for it to make it worth a rental.
Are we there yet? by John Beachem
A long, tedious trip to nowhere.
"I Don't Know Who To Trust" by Jeremiah Kipp
Alienating rooms and corridors have not been made so memorably sinister since Stanley Kubrick’s Overlook Hotel.
Brad Anderson's Session 9 by Mike Bracken
One of the better horror films in recent memory.
Sins Turned on the Sinner by Lee Chase IV
Seven is a brilliantly crafted and deeply disturbing thriller.
The Everyman Journey in a Time of War by Rachel Gordon
Lina Wertmuller and Giancarlo Giannini teamed up for this provocative look at survival.
Power and Sex as Satirical Self-Examination by Tony Pellum
Though the film could be described as an everyman experience of Europeans during World War II, the film is more accurately described as an allegory for the plight of Italy during the war.
A 1960 heist film with many ironies on display by Stephen Murray
Heist movies have not inspired me to take up robbing museums, casinos, or banks, but I don't like being seduced into identifying with and rooting for thieves.
Playing with the Dalai Llama by John Nesbit
Hollywood attempts to capitalize on interest in the Dalai Llama, using Brad Pitt's box office charm.
The Silence Of God by Tony Pellum
Bergman's exploration of complex psychological issues juxtaposed with faith have established Bergman as the premiere director of all time.
Foreign Provocation by Rachel Gordon
A foreign gem that can keep us prudish Americans on our toes for appreciating the complexity of the heart and the freedom to enjoy ourselves without judgment.
Gough Lewis' Sex: The Annabel Chong Story by Mike Bracken
An uneven documentary, Sex: The Annabel Chong Story misses out on the chance to provide a truly informative look into the life of one of porn's biggest stars.
Gandhi Goes Ape by Lee Chase IV
Ben Kingsley gives a wicked and funny performance that elevates Sexy Beast.
Hitchcock's Personal Favorite? by John Nesbit
Before the surreal and dark Blue Velvet, Hitchcock explored similar territory in 1943.
Hitchcock's Moral Stain by Dan Callahan
Alfred Hitchcock's Shadow of a Doubt is one of his grimmest and most impressive movies.
Homage to Murnau by John Nesbit
Dafoe gets the most notice, but there's lot more to this enjoyable cinematic love homage to the silent era.
Shaft's Back by Jeremiah Kipp
Shaft is one baaaad mutha!
Next stop... bottom of the barrell by Brandon Curtis
The Shaft is laughable and forgettable but a must if you'll do anything to gawk at the gorgeous Naomi Watts for 109 minutes.
Original Japanese Dance Comedy by John Nesbit
Before you check out Richard Gere in the Amercian remake, see the original Japanese version.
Deep and Deeper by David Abrams
The gross-out brothers prove that size matters in a comedy that, despite its featherlite exterior, carries a weighty message.
Classic Escapism by Lee Chase IV
Shanghai Knights is better than its predecessor, due to Owen Wilson's sly dialogue and Jackie Chan's classic fight scenes.
Higher Kicks and Lower Humor by John Beachem
Against all the odds, it's actually better than the first one.
Indian Allegory of British Takeover by John Nesbit
Satyajit Ray has created much stronger films, but any of his works transferred to DVD simply MUST be seen.
Media Star Power Gone Awry by John Nesbit
In a day where news develops so quickly, Shattered Glass arrives at the right moment.
Anne Parillaud in Shattered Image by Jeremiah Kipp
A reality bender that twists itself into confusion.
The Living End by Lucas Stensland
This tale about a Londoner who refuses to grow-up and join the adult ranks could be the plot outline to a Nick Hornby novel (e.g. About a Boy or High Fidelity). The element that sets them apart is that Nick Hornby never had massive, violent zombie attacks.
British Invasion by Lee Chase IV
Shaun of the Dead successfully blends horror and comedy into a clever and often hilarious package. Simon Pegg is teriffic in the title role.
The First Self-Reflexive Comedy by Tony Pellum
Sherlock, Jr. is, for the first time in cinema, comfortable with and entire aware of itself as a film.
Ghost Stories by Jeremiah Kipp
Give me the bat, Wendy!
Shiri: An Action Spectacle with Emotional Punch by Brandon Curtis
Kang Jegyu works magic with a familiar setup.
Re-experiencing the Holocaust by John Nesbit
Not for everyone, Lanzmann's 9 1/2 hour documentary allows viewers to experience the gas chamber horrors of the Holocaust first hand through eye witness recollections of survivors and supervisors
Mario Bava's Shock aka Beyond the Door 2 by Mike Bracken
Shock is a solid film from Bava, despite the fact that it's one of the plainest looking movies he made. Unfortunately, this would be his last film.
Traci Lords in Shock 'Em Dead by Mike Bracken
While not a great film, Shock 'Em Dead benefits from Traci Lords' presence and falls into the 'so bad it's good category'. Worth a look if you're a Lords fan.
Shocking Discussion Starter by John Nesbit
Imagine being admitted to a mental hospital and making friends with the inmates. How long could you remain sane?
Nazi Zombies Rise From the Depths: Shock Waves by Mike Bracken
The best of the Nazi zombie movies, bar none.
Stark but still operatic neorealist classic by Stephen Murray
Called by no less an authority than Orson Welles "...the best film I have ever seen."
Ogami Itto Kicks Ass and Takes Names: Shogun Assassin by Mike Bracken
The first two installments of the Lone Wolf saga are re-edited and dubbed for an American audience--and they're still classics.
Holocaust Reverence and the Non-Jewish Protagonist by Tony Pellum
Shop On Main Street domesticates Holocaust issues, but it is a domestication of intense personal guilt rather than equating the Jewish experience with commonplace events or elevating individual suffering to cultural metaphor.
Claire Danes is Shopgirl by Lee Chase IV
Claire Danes is the reason to see Shopgirl. She gives one of the best female performances of the year.
GOAL! by Laurie Edwards
This one is special, strange, beautiful, and deeply involving. It's a foreign place and odd customs that Americans may not identify with immediately, but it's well worth the effort to come to love it.
Show Boat by Laurie Edwards
It's very good indeed; though there are some drawbacks, none of them is serious enough for me to hesitate to recommend the film.
Teen Angst Done Right by John Beachem
Nothing too new in terms of plot, but its honest portrayal of teen life is surprising and welcome.
EdTV with guns by Brandon Curtis
Lights, camera, blandness.
Cop Out by Lee Chase IV
Showtime starts out well, but then it sticks its stars into all the usual cop movie cliches.
Fractured Farting Fairy Tale by John Nesbit
Eddie Murphy is so much better animated as a donkey than he is in real life as an ass.
The Walking Dead by Daniel Briney
Animation is dead.
Aiming for the Wrong Kind of Green by Lee Chase IV
Shrek 2 is an embarrassing experience-it's not funny or clever, just a cheap money making device designed to dupe the audience.
Return to the Source by John Nesbit
Herman Hesse's classic doesn't translate well into film. Read the book or study yoga instead.
Seeking Heart in Wine Country by John Nesbit
Tremendous acting vehicle for three character actors, who lend heart and effectively flesh out Alexander Payne's rather thin and obvious script.
A Question of Faith by Rachel Gordon
Signs is a well-grounded story that makes up for the disappointing Unbreakable in its affection for human nature, but sadly it's doubtful that it can outlast the surprising success of The Sixth Sense.
PopCorn Preaching by David Abrams
Director M. Night Shyamalan fills us with dread and hope as the Chariots of the Gods descend on Mel Gibson's farm.
Quid Pro Quo by Rachel Gordon
The last time the Oscars really made sense was during the wave this film rode in on.
Are You Afraid of the Dark? by Lee Chase IV
Silent Hill is worth a look because it gives the audience images we have not seen before in a horror picture. Forget the dialogue and the performances and go for the horrific action.
Psycho Santa by John Nesbit
Hard to find original (don't settle for the horrendous sequels) psycho Santa film isn't for everyone--you can create a permanent Santa phobia on your little tyke if you let them watch.
Religious Satire in the Desert by John Nesbit
Buñuel satirizes the religious life with a dwarf, a bearded lamb kicking Christ-Satan, and a wacko ascetic who continuously prays atop a pedestal in the desert.
A Cutting Edge Frankenstein by Lee Chase IV
Andrew Niccol further proves his flare of originality with this smart and funny film. The movie is also a wonderful showcase for Al Pacino.
Sergio Grieco's The Sinful Nuns of St. Valentine by Mike Bracken
If you're into 'naughty nuns' you'd be far better served by checking out something like Joe D'Amato's Convent of Sinners. This is a snoozefest.
Gotta Dance by John Nesbit
What glorious feelings you'll have whenever watching Singin' in the Rain! Whether it's the first time or the fiftieth!
Robert Downey Jr. is The Singing Detective by Lee Chase IV
Robert Downey Jr. gives perhaps his best performance in a bold and admirable project.
Truffaut's Intimate Hitchcockian Thriller by John Nesbit
Combining elements of both Hitchcock and Bunuel, Truffaut crafts an intimate suspense drama that has long been overlooked and underrated.
Don't Hide Behind Your Moralizing (Or Your Badge) by Jeremiah Kipp
That's what you get for messing with the po-lice!
A Stranger Knows All About You by Laurie Edwards
Like the film's premise or not, this is a fantastic performance Smith's got going on, one that makes the film worth watching all by itself.
A comedy about slave trading? by Stephen Murray
There are few touches lighter than that of James Garner in his prime.
Suffering from a crisis of faith by John Beachem
Two great performances are wasted in a meandering, unfocused movie.
Wounded Knee III by John Nesbit
Flawed follow-up to Smoke Signals plays far better for Native American audiences and for those familiar with its symbolism and shorthand.
Creating A Style for the Movies of Tomorrow by Lee Chase IV
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow is a bold and exciting movie that brings back the spirit of classic adventure movies. Let's hope the idea rubs off.
Something Wicked This Way Comes by John Beachem
Unintentionally creepy and mean-spirited.
The Most Average Film You'll Never Forget by Travis Lowell
The ending is a classic shocker, as unforgettable as anything in the genre.
The Big Sleep by Daniel Briney
The old magic is asleep at the switch.
Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow by Mike Bracken
While I usually either love or hate Tim Burton films, Sleepy Hollow left me feeling mostly indifferent.
Billy Bob's Breakthrough by John Nesbit
Billy Bob Thornton does it all here--writin', directin', and actin'. And does a fine job, mmm-hmmmmmmm!
Paying Tribute to His Troma Roots by Lee Chase IV
Troma veteran James Gunn keeps B-grade horror alive with his hilarious and gooey directorial debut, Slither.
The Driller Killer is Back, and This Time He's-Ah Who Cares by John Beachem
Eegad, run for cover my friends, the driller killer has returned.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends by John Beachem
Different girls, different driller, same story.
The Driller Killer... Could That be a Little more Phallic? by John Beachem
It's the quintessential eighties slasher flick.
Tangled in Nature's Graces by Rachel Gordon
A simple flight of fancy, spiced with a daring edge, Bergman tackles the comedy of romance.
Modern Indians Can be Funny by John Nesbit
People who know real contemporary Indians will recognize the humor, but it's a great introduction to Indian humor for the uninitiated.
Lucio Fulci's The Smuggler by Mike Bracken
As Fulci's only gangster film, The Smuggler is decent entertainment with the traditional Fulci gore present and accounted for.
Northwest Imagery by John Nesbit
If there was ever a film to watch for just the cinematography, this would be the one.
In the Beginning.... by Daniel Briney
The first, and one of the finest.
Adults Shouldn't Play With Dead Things by John Beachem
What the Blair Witch could have been.
Sounds from Iran by John Nesbit
Iranian cinema is not for everyone, but people who don't need a stinkin' plot to fall back on will find this exploration of sound rewarding.
Where's The Passion? by Keith Uhlich
This is the nostalgia-laden re-dawning of the age of Aquarius.
A Living Icon by Keith Uhlich
Something In The Way She Moves
Does Free Will Only Exist In The Mind? by Lee Chase IV
Solaris is one of the best films Steven Soderbergh has ever made, and contains a performance by George Clooney that proves he is nowan actor, not just a movie star.
My Mother, the Saint by John Nesbit
Very intimate story about motherhood, but not overly sentimental. Those Spaniards know how to do this!
Solitary Descent into Madness by John Nesbit
Anaheim native Deniz Michael's truly independent film about depression--hardly the happiest place on Earth.
On the Loose by Chris Barsanti
Legally, in Australia you can drink at 18 years of age. In Cate Shortland's debut film Somersault, however, the actual drinking age appears somewhat closer to the prepubescent – which helps when confused young runaways are looking for a good sociable time.
Jack and Diane by Dan Callahan
Diane Keaton re-emerges in Something's Gotta Give.
Worthy Oscar Contender by Rachel Gordon
Despite the sweet confection that was Amelie, Son of the Bride is a far more impressive contender for the Best Foreign Language Film of the year.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's Sonatine by Mike Bracken
Takeshi Kitano proves with this masterpiece of Japanese cinema that his early success wasn't a fluke.
Appalachian Love Song by John Nesbit
If you love the early music of Joan Baez, you'll enjoy this film.
Bring on the Tears by John Nesbit
Devastating view of the Holocaust with great acting by Streep. Break out the hankies near the end cause you're gonna need them.
Life, Death and all the Joyous Humping in Between by David Abrams
Like looking at the Holocaust in a rear-view mirror: Some objects may be closer than they appear. This is powerful storytelling in the hands of a great storyteller.
What A Drag by Lee Chase IV
Sorority Boys is the same tired and offensive gags we've seen in hundreds of other movies. A message to Hollywood: GET A NEW IDEA!
What would you do if Hitler took over? by John Nesbit
Gripping documentary explores all points of view, and helps us figure out what we would do if Nazis overran our country.
Rare Film Addressing Baseball's Racism by John Nesbit
You can't hit what you can't see. If you're a baseball fan, this isn't a bad introduction to old Negro League history.
Equal Amounts Killer and Filler by John Scalzo
If you hallucinated renting this movie while in a dream that you may or may not have hallucinated, did you really rent the movie?
Intense Forum on Deafness by John Nesbit
Emotional roller coaster of a ride on an unexpected topic--the ability to eliminate deafness.
The Saccharin Musical by John Nesbit
Great for what it does--for creating a "feel good" family film.
The Beats Go On by John Nesbit
If you dig Kerouac, Ginsberg, and Burroughs, you'll enjoy this introduction to the Beat world.
Tender Endurance by Dan Callahan
Jean Renoir's The Southerner is a gentle masterpiece.
The Entire First Season…Finally by Kevin Carlson
Finally, no more will you have to settle for cheesy DVD and VHS selected episodes or collections—You now have what the rest of the DVD regions have had for a while now: the entire first season on DVD
People Were Always Rotten by John Nesbit
Cynical view of mankind's overpopulated future retains charms, even if you already know the "secret"
Spartacus beats the Hell out of Gladiator! by John Nesbit
If you love movies, get hold of the Criterion DVD of Spartacus. You are in store for a real Roman feast of movie watching with all the extra goodies on this two-disc set!
Umberto Lenzi's Spasmo by Mike Bracken
Not Lenzi's greatest giallo, Spasmo is still worth seeing for fans of Italian thrillers.
In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream During Sex by John Scalzo
At least now this series is an endangered species.
When Good Movies Go Bad by David Abrams
Drugs, sex, dads in diapers—this movie can't decide what it wants to be, so it settles for nothing at all.
Hitchcock's Pseudo-Psychoanalytical Film by John Nesbit
Hitchcock refers to Spellbound as "another manhunt story wrapped up in pseudo-psychoanalysis." Not his best, but Hitchcock's themes and technique continue to shine.
All American Nerd Olympics for Pre Teens by John Nesbit
If you think you suffered pressure as a child, wait till you see what happens to competitors in the National Spelling Bee!
What Are Your Limits? by Keith Uhlich
Limitless Arachnid Finds Pain and Pleasure Indivisible
David Cronenberg's Spider by Jeremiah Kipp
Like the intricate performance of Ralph Fiennes, Cronenberg's Spider is a web of elaborately designed sequences. It's all musty wallpaper, dirty fingernails, yellowed fingertips, and metaphors of the flesh.
Better. Stronger. Parker. by Brandon Curtis
Sam Raimi weaves an entertaining web.
Spider-Man the Movie! by Chris Madsen
Spider-Man! Easily the best comic book to movie adaptation in ages.
Unmasking Adolesence by Lee Chase IV
Spider-Man 2 is one of the best superhero movies I've ever seen, thanks to its terrific character development and improved special effects. Credit Sam Raimi for a job well done.
Running on empty by Dainon Moody
What has saved Elvis in many of his movies is the feeling that even he thinks what he's doing is a bit of an inside joke, doing all but wink towards the camera. In Spinout, we catch him doing the same, but it's just not enough. In fact, it's like he's laughing at us for having to sit through it.
They Shoot Horses, Don't They? by Daniel Briney
Break a leg, Spirit.
DreamWorks Jumps On The PC Wagon by Lee Chase IV
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron's is harmless entertainment, but PC messages keep it from attaining greatness.
Miyazaki Combines Love, Nature, and Imagination by Rachel Gordon
Like every good bedtime story, the classic contrivances of growing up are laid out with an exuberant imagination anyone can relate to and embrace in Miyazaki's latest.
So Good Academy Voters Won't Like It by Lee Chase IV
Spirited Away is brilliant cimena, as beautiful, exciting and imaginative as any animated feature around. See it now. NOW!
A National Treasure by Jeremiah Kipp
Ned Beatty earns his rightful place at the head of the table with his beautifully nuanced portrayal of a park ranger who becomes a father figure to Liev Schreiber.
Two Man Acting Tour de Force by John Nesbit
You won't find a better example of great acting than the two performances in this film... not for action fanatics, however.
A Monk For All Seasons by Lucas Stensland
Is Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ, anti-Semitic? Here to cleanse the moviegoer's palate after another one of Gibson's elongated torture fests is Ki-duk Kim's sublime new film Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter ... and Spring.
Clash of the Tykes by Lee Chase IV
Spy Kids 2 is fun and imaginative, but the rivalry between two sets of kids lowers its potential.
A Sloppy Love Letter to the Joy of Cinema by Tony Pellum
Game Over is far from the best conceived ending to the blockbuster trilogy, but in all its chaos, it is undeniably a product of Rodriguez's auteur eye.
Portrait of a Dysfunctional Family by Lee Chase IV
Noah Baumbach's dysfunctional family drama hits a nerve because we can see how much he hates to love these characters. Superbly acted all around.
Squirmy Worms by Jeremiah Kipp
Yucky worms—they creep up on ya!
Michele Soavi's Stagefright by Mike Bracken
One of the greatest slasher films ever, finally available here in America thanks to Anchor Bay Entertainment.
The Real Genius Behind Motown by John Nesbit
If you love music, this documentary is an essential life-influencing experience. You'll never hear Motown the same way again!
"Intimate" Hollywood? by John Nesbit
Miguel Arteta's forgettable film debut about the underbelly of Hollywood Star Maps--the "intimate" version.
Spock's Supreme Moment by John Nesbit
The best of the Star Trek movies, with the only competition coming from the fourth edition. Bring handkerchiefs.
Through Death and Life Together by Daniel Briney
In the second Star Trek movie, Admiral Kirk grapples with his first, best destiny.
The Vulcanian Expedition by Daniel Briney
The most underrated "Star Trek" film is its heroes' finest hour.
Corbomite Maneuvers by Daniel Briney
There be highly-overrated whales here! The fourth STAR TREK film.
One of the Even Numbered Treks by John Nesbit
Moderately entertaining, Nicolaus Meyer attempts to clone Oliver Stone in space by explaining current events through Trek lore.
Star Trek X: So Very Tired by Daniel Briney
Boldly going down the toilet. The tenth Star Trek film.
The Noblest Trek by Daniel Briney
The Human Adventure versus the special effects, in the first Star Trek film.
Building a Better Starship by Daniel Briney
The Director's Edition of the first Star Trek feature is a most unusual and welcome thing: A Special Edition that WORKS.
Episode I After The Hype by John Scalzo
No hype. Just Star Wars.
Star Drek by Daniel Briney
The Madness of King George, Part II.
The Dark Side for Dummies by Daniel Briney
Is it over yet?
Whereas Once I Was Blind, Now I Can See by John Beachem
It's about time I stood up to my personal demons and admitted at this movie is a disaster.
A little bit of that old feeling by John Beachem
Better than that Phantom Menace stuff and worse than the original trilogy, Attack of the Clones is enjoyable in spite of its faults.
Palatable Vincent Fable by John Nesbit
What would Vincent Van Gogh think if he saw his paintings being sold for many millions today?
Battle of the Bugs by Lee Chase IV
Starship Troopers is fun and wickedly sly sci-fi adventure. Forget the goofy characters and enjoy the over-the-top violence and off beat humor.
From Dot.Boom to Dot.Bomb by John Nesbit
I'm starting an Internet business! (before you jump in, watch this doc)
Filmmaking: Fictitious and Funny Behind the Scenes by Rachel Gordon
You don't have to be a filmmaker to enjoy Mamet's latest spoof on this segment of the entertainment industry.
Norman Rockwell Country by Jeremiah Kipp
"It's not lying. It's a gift for fiction."
Self Determination Manifesto by John Nesbit
Comparisons to the Unabomber are inevitable but this provocative film serves more as symbolic manifesto for a desperately bored housewife.
Peter Dinklage is The Station Agent by Lee Chase IV
The Station Agent is an original and effective character piece filled with memorable performances and a sharp script.
Two Coins in a Fountain by Dan Callahan
Vittorio De Sica's Terminal Station gets a DVD release with it's more widely known cut version, Indiscretion of an American Wife.
Roman Quandary by John Nesbit
Love causes complications in the Eternal City. A Philadelphia housewife must choose whether to return home to safety and security or risk everything for passion and remain in Italy.
Not Quite the Disaster It Appears to Be by Brandon Curtis
Stealing Harvard boasts a trio of solid laughs.
Buster Keaton: the Poker-Faced Calm at the Center of the Storm by David Abrams
There's nothing funnier than watching a house fall on the unflappable Buster Keaton. The man was a daredevil genius.
Poets of the Sea by John Nesbit
Truly mesmerizing overview of surfing!
The Ultimate Family Man by Travis Lowell
There's nothing scarier than a killer who holds the key to your front door.
When a Village Fails by John Nesbit
Anyone working in a social field simply MUST see James' emotionally intense documentary about his troubled Little Brother.
The Curse of Kevin Bacon by Laurie Edwards
You've heard of the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon? Well, he's got a Curse that's a lot less fun to play with, and the Curse is on full display here.
Antoine Doinel, 3rd in the Series by John Nesbit
Truffaut's alter ego in the third edition, the one that was most popular, but it's a light romantic comedy.
The Road to Indifference, Paved With Good Intentions by Marty Brown
Matt Damon and Ben Affleck could have done us the favor of selecting a film at least as interesting as the documentary project it propels.
Documenting Book Love by John Nesbit
Interesting to academics curious about one the shark infested waters of the publishing world, Mark Moskowitz's film pursues a "lost" author that wrote one brilliant novel and promptly disappeared.
The Lonesome Crowded East by Tony Pellum
Stranger Than Paradise merges American and Hungarian culture in a way that doesn't make overt statements about multiculturalism so much as it presents scenarios and lets them work out their own conclusion—sometimes not much more than letting Aunt Lotte serve goulash.
Hitch Adapts Highsmith by John Nesbit
A chance meeting on a train propels an innocent man into a vortex of murder and intrigue.
Dustin Hoffman in Straw Dogs by Jeremiah Kipp
"The knock at the door meant the birth of one man and the death of seven others!" But does Straw Dogs question the validity of that uber-violent call to manhood?
Dated Exploitation of the Counter Culture by John Nesbit
Hollywood rushed to get this best selling book about student rebellion to the big screen--there's a good reason that it hasn't been formatted for DVD release.
Sonny Chiba is The Street Fighter by Mike Bracken
While not as cool as the martial arts films coming out of Hong Kong, The Street Fighter is still required viewing for fans of chop socky flicks.
The Effect of Rotgut on the Modern Degenerate by Jeremiah Kipp
The booze'll kill ya, Sonny Jim!
Nothing spells F-U-N like melting hobos! by Travis Lowell
This is a cult film, through and through.
Definitive Tennessee Williams by John Nesbit
You can enjoy a lot of sex in three minutes, and that's the amount of footage restored to the Director's Cut.
Awwwwwwwhhhhhhhh by John Beachem
“Pardon me while I throw up.” – Falcon
Sticking Together in the Name of Comedy by Lee Chase IV
Stuck on You shows the Farrelly Brothers traveling down a more sentimental path, and much to my surprise, I like the detour.
Musicals Need Good Music! by Laurie Edwards
The pleasure we should get from so classic a musical is iffy at best because the music is so bad.
The Stunt Man & The Sinister Saga of The Stunt Man by Christopher J. Jarmick
1979's The Stunt Man remains an exhilarating treat for nearly anyone in love with movies and the making of movies. I encourage fans of the film to find and plunk down the few extra bucks for the limited edition Anchor Bay DVD and get yourself the movie and one of the best documentaries about making movies (The Sinister Saga) immediately.
Ted Nicolau's Subspecies by Mike Bracken
Subspecies is one of Full Moon Pictures better films.
Poor Spy Games by Rachel Gordon
Does young Jack Ryan have what it takes to thrill? The answer is a resounding no.
A Bloated Beast of Burden by John Beachem
Needlessly long, needlessly complicated, needlessly implausible, and ultimately unneeded.
An Early Wes Craven Flop by Rachel Gordon
While not without some merit, Summer of Fear lacks most of the necessary ingredients to be any sort of thrill or horror.
A Summary of Sam by Jody Beth Rosen
Summer of Sam tackles a few subjects that I’ve been interested in for many years—the 1970s, New York City, the working class, mass hysteria, insanity, social aberration, sexual deviance, and punk rock.
Murnau's Visual Masterpiece by John Nesbit
1927 was a great year for the Babe and for silent cinema, if just for this one work.
The Darkest Side of Hollywood by John Nesbit
Billy Wilder pissed off the Hollywood establishment with this dark view of their world, and it still ranks as the most powerful portrayal about Hollywood. All right, Mr. De Mille, I'm ready for my closeup.
Mac Attack! by Lucas Stensland
Super Size Me has a wonderfully tasty set-up. For 30 days time Spurlock will eat McDonald's and McDonald's only, three meals a day. He will only consume what is available over the clown's counter; he will “supersize” only when and every time he is asked; and he will eat every item on the menu at least once.
Finding Truth Beneath the Golden Arches by Lee Chase IV
Super Size Me is a well researched and often funny entertainment that introduces Morgan Spurlock as a new rising talent.
Police Sketches by Lee Chase IV
Super Troopers is a good debut for a talented group called Broken Lizard. Now let's see them do something better.
Ho-ho-hoin' with Affleck: Surviving Christmas by Brandon Curtis
Ben Affleck's worth defending and this movie comes really close too.
"We're not evil, we just play bad people on TV" by John Scalzo
"When cooking rats, I would imagine that sauce is of the utmost importance."
Mediocrity 101 by John Beachem
The definitive Ringo Lam movie, The Suspect leaves one feeling decidedly unfulfilled.
Dario Argento and the Viewing of Suspiria by 5 Horror Novices by Tony Pellum
Suspiria works precisely because it is so lucid. As a straightforward narrative, it would have little to offer. Instead, the film is blatantly formalist.
Craven Amplifies His Essence by John Nesbit
There's beauty in the swamp, and a great deal of fun in this early Wes Craven work!
Small Town Tragedy by John Nesbit
Is there anything more sad than the death of a child?
Reese Witherspoon Does the Bitch Goddess Thing by Brandon Curtis
Painfully unfunny, ludicrously unromantic, almost unwatchable.
Jeckyll and Hyde write a script by John Beachem
Schizophrenia isn't funny; that's all there is to it.
As Sweet As The Smell of A Septic Tank by Lee Chase IV
Shameless and manipulative crap. Save yourself, please!
Scotland's Teen Lowlands by John Nesbit
It's tough being a teen and transitioning to the adult world, especially when you've never had a support system. Set in Scotland, this gritty coming of age narrative could take place anywhere in the U.S. as well.
The Rent is Due by Brandon Curtis
The outtakes are better than the film. If you must take notice of this loser, sneak in to the auditorium and give them a look. Note to the actors: The next time you need money, just ask for a loan; don't whore yourself like this.
Goes down poorly, leaves a nasty aftertaste by John Beachem
It might appeal to its target audience on some level, but all others be forewarned.
Garofalo's Dramatic Debut by Jody Beth Rosen
Sweethearts is mislabeled as a comedy. It stars comedic actors, but the laughs in the film are few and far between, and when they come, they're bittersweet.
Fatal Swimtraction by Brandon Curtis
Swimfan is bogged down by so many cliches and contrivances it's no wonder it doesn't float.
John Polson takes a crack at Directing for Dummies by John Beachem
A paint-by-numbers “thriller”
French Freeze by Keith Uhlich
'Swimming' With Sharkettes
French Tease by Lee Chase IV
Swimming Pool is an entertaining, sexy, well acted smoke and mirrors thriller. I want to see it again.
The Buddy Factor by Laurie Edwards
Kevin Spacey, who went on to make a mint and receive Oscars™, became a major star, but he never made a better movie than Swimming with Sharks.
Il Bidone is an over-looked Fellini gem. by Christopher J. Jarmick
Little known Fellini gem is the second of the directors trilogy of loneliness (after La Strada). Don't miss it.
Cool as the Other Side of the Pillow by David Abrams
Vince Vaughn and Jon Favreau deliver the goods as would-be nightclub-hopping Casanovas, but the movie just barely manages to get by on hip attitude.
Jet Li in Swordman 2 by Mike Bracken
Another amazing film from Tsui Hark--Hong Kong's answer to Steven Spielberg.
Lady Lazarus by Dan Callahan
Weak tea Sylvia does a disservice to its subject, poet Sylvia Plath.
A stunning close to Park's trilogy of revenge by Kevin Buffington
While not quite as strong as Oldboy, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is a stunningly beautiful film that you should make every effort to see.
Preaching Oily Politics by John Nesbit
Gaghan follows up Traffic with a political treatise on Middle East oil interests, hitting us with an Oliver Stone type message in Tarantino style. Everything's connected and corruption is everywhere.
Imagine Ingmar Bergman and Gary Larson Combined by John Nesbit
Swedes can be fun! Ya!
Gay Samurai Code by John Nesbit
Beat Takeshi in a non-conventional role--what role does homosexuality play in the controlled world of the Samurai?
Unrequited Love or Pedophilia? by John Nesbit
Charming low budget independent film has a veteran cast—and introduces a bright new star.
Yakuza a Go-Go: Takashi Miike's Black Society Trilogy by Mike Bracken
Miike's at the top of his game in these three early V-cinema films.
Trudging Through Kurdistan by John Nesbit
"Can you read and write?" itinerant Iranian teachers ask, but by the end of the film, who cares?
The Female Manhunter by Rachel Gordon
A cross between The Talented Mr. Ripley and Manhunter, Taking Lives is a functional, if not particularly the gut-wrenching thrill fest the poster would have you believe it to be.
A Slab of Sacred Cow, Please by John Beachem
Melodramatic, horribly acted, and poorly directed. Is this what classics are made of?
Zatoichi is Back in The Tale of Zatoichi Continues by Mike Bracken
The second Zatoichi film is worth seeing if for no other reason than because real life brothers and samurai cinema legends Katsu Shintaro and Tomisaburo Wakayama share the screen.
Kenji Misumi's The Tale of Zatoichi by Mike Bracken
The film that started the Zatoichi series is an incredible example of why samurai cinema is so wonderful. One of the more accessible films for newcomers to chambara films.
The Dark Side of La Dolce Vita by John Nesbit
What if you could adopt the lifestyle of the rich and privileged?
Forever Young by Lucas Stensland
On the back cover of the newly released DVD Tales from a Golden Age: Bob Dylan 1941-1966 you will find these words: “Bob Dylan is without a doubt one of the three most influential and pivotal artists of the Rock Age." What you will not find on the back of the case are these words: “No Dylan music appears in this film.”
Ernest Dickerson's Tales From the Crypt: Demon Knight by Mike Bracken
Demon Knight is surprisingly decent--despite its low budget.
Tales From the Crypt Goes Theatrical by Travis Lowell
Demon Knight is a fine popcorn movie destined for repeat viewings. It's the sort of flick that begs to be watched with a few friends and a few more beers.
Almodóvar's Obsessions Reach Maturity by John Nesbit
In creating one of the top foreign language films of 2002, Almodóvar fuses suspense and comedy into a drama that is anything but comatose!
The Dark Horse Rides Again by Lucas Stensland
In Robert Altman and Gary Trudeau's miniseries Tanner on Tanner (which debuts October 5th on the Sundance Channel), Cynthia Nixon and Michael Murphy, among others, revisit their roles from the groundbreaking miniseries Tanner '88, which smartly mixed fiction and reality and which director Altman has often cited as his crowning achievement.
Original Silent Tarzan by John Nesbit
Faithful rendition of Burrough's original story that provides a few melodramatic laughs.
Definitive Tarzan by John Nesbit
No one swung or swam through the jungle better than Weissmuller. And that yell!!!! OOOOOO-e-o-e-OOOOOOOOOOoooo!!!
John Derek's Inept Home Movie by John Nesbit
John Derek's Tarzan is the worst film experience I've ever had.
Watch My Dust by John Nesbit
Not even a good travelogue of Iran, this is overrated hype from pretentious sounding critics.
They Can . . . Not . . . Touch . . . this Film by John Nesbit
Cinema classic that warrants multiple viewing. What makes Travis Bickle so memorable? Watch, and watch this film again for clues.
Strictly Kiddy Fare? Not Hardly by Dave Edwards
The live-action adaptation of the highly successful TMNT cartoon series and comic book.
Cowabunga, or Something Like It by Dave Edwards
The four Turtles, Splinter, April O'Neil, and Shredder all get together for a reunion that's markedly similar to what's come before, yet seriously lacking.
Not Another Teen Turtle Movie by Dave Edwards
If you're that desperate for more Turtles after having watched the first and second flick... go watch the first and second flick again. Seriously.
Seven Ways to Kill Your Lovers by Brandon Curtis
Haunting Korean serial thriller
Giallo Korean Style: Tell Me Something by Mike Bracken
A fine entry point for people new to Korean Cinema.
The other 1969 western starring Robert Redford and Conrad Hall's photography by Stephen Murray
Reporter: Where is Ruby Mountain? Coop: Where it's always been.
Kiarostami experiments by Dan Callahan
Abbas Kiarostami takes a chance with his new digital work Ten.
Proclaiming Liberty for the Ages by John Nesbit
Cecil B. DeMille's greatest film contains pleasures on many levels, whether you want to laugh at the cheesy dialogue or just take in the most magificent Biblical epic ever filmed.
Tentacles Killed The Radio Star by Risa Yanagisawa
Contrary to common belief, video did not kill the radio star. Tentacles did.
A Different Kind of Castaway by Lee Chase IV
The Terminal is a breezy and harmless entertainment, highlighted by great performances from Tom Hanks and Stanley Tucci.
Adrenaline For All Tastes by Rachel Gordon
When James Cameron was concentrating on science fiction, he created amazing stories like Terminator 2: Judgment Day.
The Future Ain't What It Used to Be by Daniel Briney
Though generally enjoyable, the second Terminator stumbles where it counts.
Heart of Steel by Daniel Briney
Terminators of Endearment, in a winning sequel.
Blockbuster Reinvention for the Post-Postmodern Age by Tony Pellum
For a movie that should have never been made, Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines manages to succeed as blockbuster, nostalgia and self-parody unmatched by other Hollywood franchise.
Tech Noir by Daniel Briney
A dark fugue of bittersweet romance.
Surviving Nuclear War? by John Nesbit
After nuclear holocaust, this film seriously examines whether it's worth surviving the aftermath.
"Who Will Survive And What Will Be Left of Them?" by Travis Lowell
The film isn't gory by today's standards, but it's still an incredibly gritty, tense experience.
A Disgrace to the Original: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre by Mike Bracken
Save your money and buy the Collector's Edition DVD of the original instead.
Tobe Hooper's Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 by Mike Bracken
Not nearly as good as the original, but still mildly entertaining--particularly because of Tom Savini's gore FX work.
"What the hell is going on around here?" by Travis Lowell
Leatherface screams like a girl.
Not a Baseball Movie, but Shooting Victims are Definitely Out by Brandon Curtis
Two inept Westerns in the year 2001. How many will 2002 yield provided you don't subject yourself to either one of these?
20-20 Vision, Walking Around Blind by Lucas Stensland
While many film buffs have been busy debating and placing Peter Bogdanovich's They All Laughed, Saint Jack and Targets into the pantheon, they might be neglecting a later Bogdanovich masterpiece, one that is perhaps his finest: Texasville.
Smoke, Smoke, Smoke That Cigarette by John Nesbit
Jason Reitman delivers a breath of fresh air to the big screen—92 minutes of quality satire.
That's The Way It Was by Dainon Moody
Recalling Peter Guralnick's first biography on Presley (Last Train to Memphis), he painted this very real and lasting image of a teenager who was never able to sit still, one who would drive the delivery truck of a company he was working for back and forth in front of Sam Phillip's Sun Studios several times a day, just trying to build up the courage within himself to actually go in that first time. Taking deep breaths in his white tasseled jumpsuit just seconds before his concert, one almost sees the same little boy.
Crashing With a Cult by Rachel Gordon
An enjoyable romp through desperation to keep all happy facades upfront as the insides erode.
Company of Wolves by Dan Callahan
Robert Altman's The Company is one of his best.
Luck Be a Lady by Tiffany Sanchez
Bernie Lootz (William H. Macy) is the unluckiest guy in Vegas until he meets Natalie Belisario (Maria Bello), a beautiful down on her luck cocktail waitress who transforms him into an instant winner.
Necrophilia in the Hamptons by Lucas Stensland
Based on a selection of John Irving's A Widow for One Year, The Door in the Floor feels like a filmed novel, never really finding its cinematic voice.
First Tango in Paris by Dan Callahan
Bernardo Bertolucci re-claims his erotic terrain in The Dreamers.
Coen Comedy Killers by Dan Callahan
The Coen Brothers remake of The Ladykillers is a half-baked mess.
Method and Madness, Heroin and Hooch by Dan Callahan
Jeanne Eagels' performance in The Letter secures her legendary reputation.
Just as Much Fun as The Other One Just Like It by Laurie Edwards
What to do? Complain because it's such a direct lift from another popular kids' show, or rejoice that my kids love it so much?
Lon Chaney in The Phantom of the Opera by Jeremiah Kipp
A beautifully restored version of the Lon Chaney classic.
Dulled Razor by Daniel Briney
Bill Murray gets Serious. I think.
Punishing Kiss by Dan Callahan
Josef Von Sternberg's Saga of Anatahan is a neglected work of art, his greatest film.
My Favorite Movie: Dennis Potter's The Singing Detective by Jeremiah Kipp
One of those frequently asked questions for critics is, “What is your favorite movie?” The answer I usually give isn't a theatrically released feature film at all, but a six-part BBC mini-series by Dennis Potter called THE SINGING DETECTIVE.
Unique Look At Women on the Edge by Rachel Gordon
Girls who enjoy sex and being in control: What more could you ask for?
Atomic Age Horror by John Nesbit
Them! THEM! Guard the sugar!
"Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat!" by Travis Lowell
Marry and Reproduce.
Justice Unserved in Texas by John Nesbit
Errol Morris proves again that true stories are more bizarre, chilling, and entertaining than Hollywood material.
I Know I'm Human by Jeremiah Kipp
Funny things...I hear funny things out here!
John Carpenter's The Thing by Mike Bracken
One of Carpenter's greatest achievements--and a film that certainly deserves a critical re-evaluation.
Harry Lime's Game by Jeremiah Kipp
The streets belong to Harry Lime.
Third Rate Cop by Jeremiah Kipp
Third World Cop shows that Hollywood hackdom isn't that far removed from independent (and foreign) digital video posturing.
How the United States Missed Going to War by Rachel Gordon
Kevin Costner gets to idolize JFK again in this dragging rendition of the Cuban Missile crisis.
On the Brink of Disaster by John Nesbit
Back in 1962 we felt that we were on the edge of Nuclear Winter. This film tells just how close we came.
DiCaprio Comes of Age by John Nesbit
Relatable "coming of age" drama, highlighted by outstanding acting by young Leonardo DiCaprio.
Ultimate Cubs Warrior by John Nesbit
Everyone loves Ron Santo, whether a Cubs fan or not. And this documentary tells the rest of the story while donating a good portion of the proceeds to the Juvenile Diabetes Research Foundation.
Percy's the New Thomas Star by Laurie Edwards
Thomas and his many friends are graced with excellent stories, colorful pictures, a theme song that you won't ever get out of your head, and the rare ability to draw children into the tale.
Snowy Thomas Christmas Adventures by Laurie Edwards
If your kids like Thomas the Tank Engine, this two-DVD set will thrill their little hearts.
Overlooked Early Keaton by John Nesbit
Who's better--Keaton or Chaplin? This film provides early evidence ...
Bury Me Not Among the Billboards by John Nesbit
Tommy Lee Jones leads off his directorial career with a home run, creating a nuanced character study dealing with retribution and redemption.
Back to Murkier Times by John Nesbit
Tired of clear cut war pictures with obvious enemies? Return to the 1970's when the enemy was us.
Kurosawa's MacBeth by John Nesbit
More tightly constructed than Shakespeare's story, Kurosawa presents an intriguing introduction to MacBeth while creating a true work of art that stands the test of time.
Chow Yun Fat in Tiger on the Beat by Mike Bracken
A standard buddy flick--Hong Kong style. The ending chainsaw fight is the stuff of legend.
Animated Feature With A Pulse by Lee Chase IV
Tim Burton's Corpse Bride is a visually stunning movie that gives fresh life to a number of classic Burton elements.
Tsui Hark's Time and Tide by Mike Bracken
Only a hard-to-follow plot and a long ending keep Time and Tide from getting 5 stars. Classic Tsui Hark.
Please Stop the Ride; I Think I'm Going to Throw Up by John Beachem
Slicker than snot and dumber than a bag of hammers.
Kurdish Life by John Nesbit
Illuminating study of modern Kurdish life--a drama that feels like a documentary.
Ruining a Classic by Rachel Gordon
H.G.Wells's classic tale of time travel is shamefully altered for the sake of cashing in on old celebrity.
Stop this Movie Before it Starts by John Beachem
Guy Pearce is as good as ever, but The Time Machine is rather a "bleh" experience all around.
Unemployed in France by John Nesbit
You don't have to have lots of special effects and a fast paced plot for an enjoyable film, as long as you're interested in character development. Time Out is an excellent portrait of a man who tries to keep his sacking secret from his family.
Killing Time by Laurie Edwards
There's not enough depth here to wet the tops of your toes.
I Want My Three Bucks Back! by Dave Edwards
This movie would be confusing, if it weren't so boring you don't care what the point is.
Cameron's Spectacle by Laurie Edwards
Buy a copy of Titanic. It's a classic already, like it or not, so you have to have it. Besides, there's plenty to love here...and the lousy bits are easily skipped.
The Ship on a Shoestring Budget by Laurie Edwards
Don't compare this to later, more expensive versions; just take it for what it is, enjoy Clifton Webb's excellent performance, and remember the glory of the most romantic and deadly voyage in history.
Sizzling Shakespeare by Rachel Gordon
A brilliant, engaging adaptation of one of the Bard's lesser acknowledged works.
There's No Story! by Laurie Edwards
With several decent performances under the strain of no real script, Van Sant's excellent direction, and first-rate technical work, To Die For should've been a good movie. It coulda been, woulda been—had there been an actual story here.
Pedro's Transexuals and Transvestites Invade the Multiplex by John Nesbit
Almodovar's films are comedies that feature prostitutes, drug dealing nuns, psychotic killers, or women on the edge of sanity.
Playing with Feeling by John Nesbit
Cranky curmudgeons will want to avoid this sentimental journey, but this Chinese film contains a great many charms... especially for music lovers.
These Foolish Foreign-Intrigue Movies by David Abrams
Seen CASABLANCA more times than there are keys on Dooley Wilson's piano? Looking for more of the same kind of thrills? You could do better than TOKYO JOE, a cheap, recycled version of CASABLANCA.
Spirit of the Olympics by John Nesbit
Ichikawa's film shows that the Olympics is far more than the "Thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat."
I Think I'm Turning Japanese...No, it's Just the Raider In Me by Brandon Curtis
Convoluted plot saved by buoyant action scenes and pretty good acting.
Spring, Autumn, Winter by Dan Callahan
Yasujiro Ozu's Tokyo Story might be his masterpiece.
Ozu's Tokyo Tone Poem by John Nesbit
Roger Ebert says that sooner or later all movie lovers discover Ozu. Tokyo Story is simple yet profound visual poem about family relationships.
Amando de Ossorio's Tombs of the Blind Dead by Mike Bracken
Undead zombie knights with no eyes who ride horses and kill people. How can you not love that?
There's Going To Be A Showdown by Brandon Curtis
The last great American Western.
Best of the West by Laurie Edwards
Even if you don't have good memories of Westerns, Tombstone is an exciting and thoughtful movie that'll make you want to try the genré.
Screwball Ectoplasm by Dan Callahan
Two Topper movies pioneered special effects screwball comedy
December 7, 1941 -- the Details by John Nesbit
If you want to know the real history of Pearl Harbor, this is the film to watch.
Barking at the Sun by John Nesbit
Biopic that occasionally hits the mark, but mostly interesting because it's about poets Verlaine and Rimbaud.
Laugh at the Magic by Rachel Gordon
Paul Schrader directs this wonderful adaptation of the Elmore Leonard novel. Great for all moods and religious denominations.
Innovation Kept in the Closet by Lucas Stensland
Moderately pleasant and rarely funny, Touch of Pink tells the story of gay South Asian Canadian turned Londoner Alim (Jimi Mistry) who lives with English boyfriend Giles (Kristen Holden-Ried) unbeknownst to his Toronto-based Muslim mother Nuru (Suleka Mathew) who desperately wants Alim to marry a nice Muslim girl. Guess who's coming to dinner?
Overwhelming the Audience! by John Nesbit
The best mountain climbing film ever crafted, this is an amazing dramatic recreation of Joe Simpson's narrative about his near death experience in the Andes.
Touching Boredom by Lee Chase IV
Touching the Void should not have been a two hour movie, but a one hour documentary on an IMAX screen. After the first part, I got bored.
When Good Mannequins Turn Bad by Lee Chase IV
Tourist Trap has an effective start, but goes downhill once it decides to sell out its secrets.
Gloom and Doom in Marseille by John Nesbit
Realistic slice of life on the French Riviera
"I've been waiting to squeeze those melon-heavy breasts!" by Travis Lowell
The Toxic Avenger Part II is rotten cheese, the most painful kind to digest.
Toxie Lives by Jeremiah Kipp
Make him go splat!
Better Living Through Chemistry by Daniel Briney
"Everyday I go out and I mash people! I tear them apart and I can't stop!"
Traces of Death: Not for the Squeamish by Mike Bracken
Ever wonder what real, violent death looked like? Rent Traces of Death and wonder no more...
Mike Bracken Sees More Dead People: Traces of Death 2 by Mike Bracken
Not one of the better mondo documentaries out there...
Mondo Bore: Traces of Death 3 by Mike Bracken
Traces of Death 3 commits the cardinal sin of mondo videos: it's boring.
Traces of Death 4: Satisfy Your Inner Ghoul by Mike Bracken
The 4th installment of the Traces of Death series gets things back on track. One of the better mondo death tapes in recent memory.
Epic Drug Wars by Jeremiah Kipp
Don't do drugs, or you'll make Michael Douglas mad!
You gotta be a wolf to catch a wolf by Brandon Curtis
King Kong ain't got nuthin' on Denzel.
Bad Cop Tries to Make Good Cop a Bad Cop by Lee Chase IV
Washington is overrated in Training Day, because at a certain point, he takes his performance too far over the edge.
Early Chaplin by John Nesbit
Does the Tramp ever get the girl?
Transgendered Road Trip by John Nesbit
Every woman and man has a right to a little family dysfunction. Felicity Huffman makes it all work memorably.
One Shall Stand And One Shall Fall by Scott Daylor
Transformers: The Movie marks an important turning point in the series; it gave the entire series both a new look and several fresh new faces. Some of these new faces include the Junkions and their leader Wreck-Gar, Ultra Magnus, Hot Rod, Cup, Blurr, Springer and the first female Transformer, Arcee.
Bot Meets World by Dave Edwards
If you only own one Transformers item, this movie should be it.
Plot? We don't need know steenkin' plot... just fists, feet and guns by Brandon Curtis
The Transporter is ninety minutes of breathelss fun.
Corey Yuen: the next great satirist? by John Beachem
A clever satire of action films. Well...either that or it's total crap.
A Slick, Smart Retread by John Beachem
Not a lot of surprises here, but it's still a well-crafted thriller.
A View From the Gutter by Jeremiah Kipp
"Just because people throw it out and don't have any use for it doesn't mean it's garbage."
We Need this Stinkin' Classic! by John Nesbit
A true classic, John Huston's film belongs in the library of all film buffs.
Silver and Gold by Daniel Briney
This ambitious, eccentric reinterpretation of the Stevenson tale is worth the voyage.
Elia Kazan's Best! by Laurie Edwards
Kazan created a lovely, warming, idealized vision of poverty and alcoholism, one that takes the sting out of starving and the pain out of family sadness.
Where Few Men Have Gone by John Nesbit
Do you speak Klingon? Find out how to get lessons in this documentary.
Can Love be Wrong? by John Nesbit
Can a devoutly religious person be gay? This documentary explores the issue at some depth.
Kissinger's Crimes Against Humanity by John Nesbit
Why did Bush even appoint this man to head the commission to investigate terrorism? This is like assigning the head of the Gambino family to investigate the Mafia.
A Classic Look at a Great Metal Band Available Again! by Kevin Buffington
An interesting document of Armored Saint's early years that will appeal to fans, but might be a little too rough for those with only a passing familiarity.
Film History 101 by John Nesbit
You've probably seen clips of A Trip to the Moon or The Great Train Robbery, but there are many more treats in store from the early days of cinema.
Worthy Gay Fest Trip by John Nesbit
Finally! A gay and lesbian festival film without embarrassing amateurism that can be recommended!
Artful Propaganda by Rachel Gordon
The best documentation of working through desperation ever captured on film.
Bloody Glory by Rachel Gordon
Claire Denis proves that women can make challenging thrillers with this vampiric reality.
Moonlight in Champagne by David Abrams
In Lubitsch's films, sex is a sharp-cornered steel cube draped in shimmering silk. Touch the silk, feel the innuendo.
Hitch's Foray into Romantic Comedy by John Nesbit
Change of pace for the Master of Suspence although his hilarious romantic comedy does revolve around a dead man.
Homer Lite by Lee Chase IV
Troy delivers some good summer movie action, but the screenplay is mostly hogwash.
Homer's Iliad: Cliff's Notes Version by John Nesbit
Something for everyone: a touch of homo-eroticism, lots of battles, and a few good acting scenes among the ruins of Troy.
Always Liked You, Clarence… by Jeremiah Kipp
Christopher Walken is the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars, and Gary Oldman thought that today wasn't gonna be white boy day.
the Death of a Classic by Becka Lucas
If director Jonathan Demme had intended to make this a home movie, he should have invited us all over to his house for popcorn and drinks rather than charging admission.
Demme's Thrilling Humanist Romance by Keith Uhlich
And All The Time I'm Thinkin' 'Bout...the one that got away.
South African Lite by John Nesbit
Winner of the 2006 Oscar for Best Foreign Film, Tsotsi clobbers the audience with its trite melodrama. Mainstream American audiences will love it as much as the Academy, however.
Tuck Neverending by John Nesbit
Life is far too short for bad movies.
Pleasant Mother-Daughter Portrait by Rachel Gordon
Single mother-and-daughter road movie with contagious charm.
Hart's Western Legacy by John Nesbit
William S. Hart saves his best for his last project, leaving behind a true silent classic.
East Meets West in Nonsensical Joyfest by Tony Pellum
What makes The Turkish Wizard of Oz such a joyous anomaly is its shameless, unpretentious celebration of East meets West.
Flying for Equality by Laurie Edwards
The Tuskegee Airmen believed in themselves and earned their success in their chosen career; the movie of their struggle for acceptance shows their effort, their success, and why they're heroes.
Jackie Chan Sells Out to the Man by John Beachem
A horrendous, painfully unfunny “action/comedy”.
The Whole World Is a Stage by Lucas Stensland
With the Academy Awards buzz still in the air, Columbia Pictures' recent DVD release of Howard Hawks' 1938 classic Twentieth Century firmly curbs Uncle Oscar's validity. While journalists keeps mentioning that Scorsese and Hitchcock each have been nominated five times with no win, one should keep in mind that Hawks, possibly the greatest director to ever work in Hollywood, was only nominated once.
Let's Twist Again, Like We Did Last Year by Laurie Edwards
Few documentaries can combine education with entertainment; one or the other always suffers. Ron Mann has acheived that rare film; Twist is interesting, informative, and funny all at once.
Oliver in Toronto by John Nesbit
Modern adaptation of Oliver Twist as a rent boy set in Toronto neither enhances Dickens' novel nor opens fresh ground.
Two Degrees (or more) to the left of a good movie by Brandon Curtis
Two Degrees is pointless and meanders along until it ends.
Dario Argento and George Romero's Two Evil Eyes by Mike Bracken
While Romero's half isn't as good as it could be, Argento's adaptation of Poe's The Black Cat makes Two Evil Eyes well worth seeing.
Not the Hetero Dream Come True by Rachel Gordon
A flailing attempt at honesty in relationships, and how lack of it keeps us from connecting in ways we'd normally like.
Star Trek Under the Sea by John Nesbit
They shoulda cast William Shatner for this mindless, patriotic flick.
Al-TV: Never Leave Your Couch Again by Daniel Briney
You can watch it all day. You can watch it all night. You can watch it any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.
Fighting To Stay Awake by Lee Chase IV
Ultimate Fights is a cheap and sloppy compliation disc. Go make your own instead.
Italian Neo-Realism Gets Personal by John Nesbit
Vastly under rated film about an old pensioner attempting to eke out an existence in Rome.
L'Amour in Song by John Nesbit
Get past the musical style (it may take a couple of minutes), break out the tissues, and enjoy. Besides, this introduces Catherine Deneuve!
Avant-garde . . . in the beginning by John Nesbit
Cinema aficionados will want to check out Buñuel's first film. All film students have—besides, it's fun and only seventeen minutes long.
A slice of surrealism by John Beachem
Something amazing for the right crowd...something horrifying for the wrong one.
Re-Born on the 4th of July by Lucas Stensland
In the ironic hip days of indies like Boogie Nights and The Big Lebowski, director William Lustig and writer Larry Cohen offered the youthful video-store denizens Uncle Sam, a downright archaic slasher flick with cynical cultural commentary.
Parisian Sounds by John Nesbit
For film aficionados who want to check out an earlie talkie, René Clair was once regarded among the pantheon of great French directors.
Not Gonna Laugh at You , Sucka by Brandon Curtis
I've got no time for you right now. Don't brother me.
Misses the Mark by John Beachem
While the film’s racial and physical humor is hardly directed at me, it doesn’t even seem to work for the target demographic.
Green's Southern Fairy Tale by John Nesbit
Pretentious film project with a fairy tale plot placed against a gritty Southern setting.
Fruitless Battle by Rachel Gordon
While it's nice to see a central female character kicking ass, it would also be nice to see her in a realm actually worth saving.
Lord of the Ring by John Beachem
Walter Hill finds some redemption after Supernova.
It Could Happen to You! by Lee Chase IV
Unfaithful is a painful and honest look at adultry. It's a surprisingly involving film.
Regurgitating 9/11 by John Nesbit
Why was United 93 made? A docu-drama about the horrors of 9/11 without a central focus, the final black screen is a huge relief.
Why We Fight by Daniel Briney
Never too soon.
Introduction to Zaniness by John Nesbit
Whether you are a fan or just want to be introduced, The Unknown Marx Brothers is for you!
A "Laura" knock-off by Stephen Murray
The rewards for going with the hard-to-believe flow include enjoying the suave Claude Rains in top form, the mostly forgotten Audrey Totter and Constance Bennett both making the most of stock characters, the look of 1940s opulence, and a memorable garbage dump scene.
Lynching that Sparked the Civil Rights Movement by John Nesbit
Most know about Emmet Till's brutal lynching and how it's an iconic moment in the Civil Rights Movement. This is the inside story as told by the people closest to him.
Battling Over Barry's Ball by John Nesbit
If you follow baseball at all, you probably heard about the record setting home run ball of Barry Bonds that set off a legal controversy between two Giants fans that battled for its possession for nearly two years. This is the story--with human faces attached.
John Ottman's Urban Legends: Final Cut by Mike Bracken
While it's better than the first Urban Legend film, that's not really saying much...
Breakfast Club Reprise by John Nesbit
Indie film that doggedly sticks to The Breakfast Club formula, but contains some charms.
Sympathy for the Devil by Daniel Briney
"1984" for Dummies.
Remember, Remember by Chris Barsanti
Without the Matrix trilogy behind them, it's unlikely that the Wachowskis would ever have allowed to make this one. Which means that maybe, just maybe, the torpid dreck that was Reloaded and Revolutions may have been worth it after all.
Obscured by Plot by John Nesbit
The banal plot is as incidental as the advertised Pink Floyd music. See it for the incredible scenery and authentic New Guinea native moments.
Combining Romeo and Juliet and The Graduate in Valleyspeak by John Nesbit
Directed at teens (the studio demanded an R-rating and four breast shots), this Romeo and Juliet story set in the San Fernando Valley is a cute period piece and has Nicolas Cage at his best.
James Woods as Jack Crow by Jeremiah Kipp
Die, you stinking vampires! Die! Die! Die!
Rotten Cheese by Lee Chase IV
Stephen Sommers is capable of making good trash, but Van Helsing is so in-your-face it loses any sense of fun. Instead, it turns out to be the worst kind of summer movie.
Crowe Tastes Sweet and Sour by Rachel Gordon
Cruise can act without a pretty face, but is it worth more than two hours of your time?
Open Your Eyes, Open Your Brain by David Abrams
Cruise, Cruz and Crowe create chaos in your cranium. Cheap alliteration aside, Vanilla Sky is less a sexual thriller than it is a brain-bender. Enjoy the gymnastics.
Their Hair Like Jesus Wore It by Lucas Stensland
God do hippies love their martyrs.
Porn—The Spice of Every Woman's Life by Rachel Gordon
One woman's answer to pornography being an anti-feminist industry.
A Helpful Woman by Lucas Stensland
Mike Leigh's latest film Vera Drake, about a kindly abortionist in 1950 London, is a good film that can proudly stand beside Secrets & Lies, though it should be said that both of the films' flawed final acts should not detract from the brilliance which led to their conclusions.
Some Wacky Floridians (or It Wasn't Just the Chads) by John Nesbit
Morris does it again--transforming ordinary Floridian lives into the surreal and hilarious.
A Journalist's Path to Death by Rachel Gordon
Joel Schumacher surprisingly brings life to the true story of a woman that actually resonates with intellectual distinction after leaving the theater.
I Need You To Be Madeleine For a While by Jeremiah Kipp
Never look down. James Stewart goes through a meltdown in Hitch's perverse psycho-thriller, Vertigo.
Very Good Film by Travis Lowell
The movie is a bizaare, dark comedy that leaves no potentially offensive stones unturned, simultaneously leaving audiences in both stiches and disgust.
Blackmail most insidious by Stephen Murray
As well as being historically significant (in showing the mounting, if timid, challenges to both criminalization of homosexuality and to the legitimacy of movie censorship), Victim is a pretty good crime/suspense movie.
Long Live the New Flesh: David Cronenberg's Videodrome by Mike Bracken
Arguably Cronenberg's masterpiece, and one of the greatest cult films of all time.
Just Wing It by Dainon Moody
Gwyneth Paltrow receives high honors for not only sucking, but for sucking without the use of a British accent.
Mostly Bloodless Vikings by John Nesbit
Fighter hawks can poke your eyes out, and Vikings need to die with their swords, are just two of many lessons to be learned from this historically accurate drama.
Shyamalan's Shallow Morality Tale by John Nesbit
Don't believe the hype of the trailer or Shyamalan's past reputation. Horror this is not, nor is there much shock value in the somber tale.
Beat Takeshi Kitano's Violent Cop by Mike Bracken
The antithesis of John Woo and the Hong Kong action crowd, Takeshi makes films filled with violence that is ugly, brutal, and never glamorized.
Hail Mary by Dan Callahan
Deborah Kampmeier's first feature, Virgin, is a searching look at religious faith and its consequences.
Death, Simply Stated by Rachel Gordon
Sofia Coppola's directorial debut makes one wonder whether she shouldn't stay behind the camera.
Down and Out in Tokyo: Takashi Miike's Visitor Q by Mike Bracken
Indescribable--you have to see Visitor Q to truly believe it.
Young Fellini by John Nesbit
Highly autobiographical early Fellini film that allowed him to continue on to create true masterpieces!
It's All in the Hips by Dainon Moody
Were it not so absurd, it might be charming. Because it is, however, it's not.
Truffaut's Homage to Hitch by John Nesbit
Truffaut's final film explores film noir with a comical twist, as he casts his lover as a strong lead while incorporating Hitchcockian devises.
Iraqis Speak for Themselves by John Nesbit
Compelling footage of Iraqis going through their daily life and talking about their hopes and dreams in the midst of chaos.
No Vulgar Word is Strong Enough For My Hatred of This Movie by John Scalzo
Judge Vulgar as one of the worst movies ever created. Judge Not is the name of the fantastic documentary about Dogma also on this DVD.
Lies Our Government Told Us by Jeremiah Kipp
The evidence was torched, and the feds didn't stop the flames until Koresh's building had been burned to the ground.
Service-industry comedy misses the joke by Andrew Hicks
First-time writer/director Rob McKittrick's Waiting actually reminds me of a customer's tip. At best, the scenes are 20 percent funny. Then there are 15 percent funny scenes, 10 percenters and scenes that stiff the viewer entirely.
I Laughed So Hard I Puked Up a Hit Musical by Risa Yanagisawa
Working, Building, Some for Selling, Some for Keeping!
Nothing Ever Happens In Blaine by Tony Pellum
After the initial premise, everything is fair game, and the comedy isn't so much borne out of the situation as the premise provides the shaky backbone needed to make this an actual film, but distant enough to allow for complete randomness.
Impressionistic Dream Turns to Nightmare by John Nesbit
Masochists may enjoy Waking Life. Pseudo-intellectuals may say that they really dig it. I'm still wondering why Ebert praises this dreck. Without the digital tricks, it's devoid of everything that makes good cinema.
The Kind Of Movie I've Been Dreaming About by Lee Chase IV
Waking Life is beautiful and brilliant. If you like to be challenged, give it a look.
All Around in the Snow by Kathleen Diehl
Keith Gordon tackles questions of love, death, and the symbolic importance of snow.
Snowing those who don't remember an earlier 9/11 by Stephen Murray
I was disappointed by what I saw—a slack portrayal of a young politician on the rise, a vapid portrayal of what are presented as political ideals, and an unconvincing romance amped up with either supernatural or psychotic reverberations.
Bashing the Retail Goliath by John Nesbit
If you love shopping at Wal-Mart, forget about this film. On the other hand, perhaps you shouldn't miss it. Getting cheap underwear means that "somebody" has to pay the price--this documentary brutally kicks the giant retailer's vulnerable spots.
Teacher on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown by John Nesbit
Compelling character study if you don't mind a wimpy protagonist, and this is one of the most realistic portrayals of a modern classroom.
A Little Film That Deserved More by Laurie Edwards
I don't ask you to turn from the dark path of martial arts, dull-witted comedies, and thrillers that aren't, but I do ask you to take 105 minutes out of your life to watch something lovely, something from the quiet side of the theater.
Presenting the Man in Black by John Nesbit
Walk the Line is a better than average biopic with outstanding performances from both Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon, who both sing and play themselves.
Oscar Hungry Portrait of the Man In Black by Lee Chase IV
Walk the Line is another bioepic that is screaming to win Oscars. It should for its performances. It shouldn't for its content.
Not exactly Walking Tall but the film's no slouch either by Brandon Curtis
The Rock works well within parameters here. It isn't great but it's exactly the kind of movie The Rock needs to continue making.
A Worthy Big Screen Debut by Lee Chase IV
Wallace & Gromit's unforced charms come to the big screen in a feature that may not be as good as their previous shorts, but still is well worth a look.
The Mouse in Winter by Daniel Briney
Mickey Mouse's decline and fall....and rise.
Duck Victory by Daniel Briney
The first four years of Donald Duck cartoons, warts and all, in all their intemperate glory.
Herman Wouk's War and Remembrance by Jeremiah Kipp
Guts and glory, time and television, war and remembrance...bring it on.
WAR OF THE ROSES -- Thorny Marriage Smells Even Worse During Divorce in De Vito's Dark Farce. by Christopher J. Jarmick
War of the Roses is a mean spirited comedy about divorce that's got some laughs but is too uneven with a drawn out ending I found pretty flat.
Spielberg's Tripod Clunker by John Nesbit
Beware! Rent the 1953 version for the story instead of sitting through this self-referential pap, unless you just want to see the trailer for Peter Jackson's King Kong re-make.
Inside Politics 101 by John Nesbit
How do you become President? The real story behind the scenes.
Beware of Evil in the City of Angels by Rachel Gordon
Cheesy horror at its best as Julian Sands struggles to be the ultimate evil son.
Julian Sands in Warlock by Mike Bracken
Not a great film, but entertaining nonetheless.
Sweet Tidal Wave by Rachel Gordon
Shohei Imamura takes the fable into a more mature world with this sweetly unusual romance centering around a man trying to redefine his vision of happiness and a woman with a special aquatic gift.
Wasabi: Ninety minutes of fun. by Brandon Curtis
Luc Besson churns out another winner. Nifty action scenes and likeable characters.
Jean Reno and Luc Besson Reunite in Wasabi by Mike Bracken
Not on the same level as previous Reno/Besson collaborations, Wasabi is still a fun way to kill 90 minutes.
Neither fresh nor clean by Brandon Curtis
Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre are working at the car wash, but they don't get those hard-to-reach spots.
Putting a Human Face on Upper Manhattan by John Nesbit
More polished film version than its cinematic "brother" Manito, this melodrama is elevated with some excellent acting performances.
Surfer Dude Turns Bad by Lee Chase IV
The Watcher is yet another cliched attempt by Hollywood to sink their claws into us.
A Romance Between a Boy and His Dog? by Travis Lowell
Watchers strays too far from the premise of the Dean Koontz novel by the same name.
Widowhood in India by John Nesbit
The most powerful of Deepha Mehta's trilogy about Mother India, this is a beautifully photographed and well conceived melodrama.
Life Becomes Death, Death Becomes Art by Travis Lowell
“Heh, that werewolf looks kind of like a bunny rabbit!”
Wax Doesn't Work the Second Time Around by Travis Lowell
With a better plot structure, like its predecessor, Waxwork II: Lost In Time could have been a fierce cult classic.
D.W. Griffith Saves the Best for Last by David Abrams
Griffith's stunning action climax is jaw-dropping, but the rest of the movie is unendurably old-fashioned, even by 1920s standards.
A Good SNL Spinoff by Rachel Gordon
The popularity of this film single-handedly brought SNL sketches back to feature films.
Bloody Vietnam Flick with Heart by John Nesbit
Black Hawk Down meets Braveheart
Not as Half-baked as it First Appears by John Beachem
Randall Wallace may be the master of schmaltz, but he obviously knows how to film an involving battle scene.
Radical Politics from the Inside by John Nesbit
Where have all the radicals gone? This documentary intimately explores the most radical of the 60's revolutionary groups with footage heretofore unseen.
Serenade With an 80's Touch by Rachel Gordon
Some hits and misses bring enough entertainment to even the toughest romantic comedy cynic.
Bad doesn't even begin to describe it by Brandon Curtis
Welcome to Hell, er, Collinwood.
Native American Supernatural Thriller by John Nesbit
Native Americans have numerous legends about the supernatural and witchcraft. Fessenden crafts a modern story about the Wendigo, a being that has haunted his dreams since the 3rd grade.
Please, Look Down! by Lee Chase IV
Save yourself from TV movie hell!
"God wouldn't take me." by Travis Lowell
The direction and camera work add to the experience, effectively blurring fantasy with reality.
When Musicals Meant Music! by John Nesbit
Moulin Rouge is NOT the definitive musical--Buz should have taken notes from Bernstein & Robbins.
A Whale of a Tale by Dainon Moody
The story of a young Maori girl who braves very nearly everything – namely, the love of her grandfather, the purported tradition of her ancestors, even her life – to unite a dwindling people bent on fading out of existence.
Doesn't break the mold by Brandon Curtis
Not exactly great stuff but it's better than it should be.
Kill, chill, or ill? by Laurie Edwards
Between 50,000 and seven hundred years ago, these huge animals disappeared, and nobody's quite sure why. There are three theories, which the show describes as "Kill, chill, or ill," but none of them fits every animal and every extinction.
New Female Directions by Rachel Gordon
Susan Skoog's directorial debut is an honest look at female adolescents through two normal, sympathetic teenagers.
When Boxing Mattered by John Nesbit
Ali in his prime was the greatest: "I'm young, I'm handsome, I'm fast, I'm pretty and can't possibly be beat." But what happens here in the heart of Africa with an older Ali past his prime is incredibly recorded here.
Suspense that isn't, and Overacting that is by Laurie Edwards
It's both too much and not enough to sit through, unless you like really bad suspense movies. I'll give it 1 1/2 stars for McDermott's performance and be grateful he's on The Practice.
Crime detection/anticipation, critique of media concentration, and romance rolled together by Stephen Murray
The end of the movie is more gripping than the early goings, including a chase through subway tunnels. There is quite a bit of humor along the way.
Another Asian Ghost Story: Whispering Corridors by Mike Bracken
worth a look for anyone interested in the burgeoning Asian horror scene.
Imitation Korean Take on Vietnam by John Nesbit
If you want the real deal on Korean involvement in Vietnam, get a 10 minute news cast instead ... this plays like a high school film project
Fellini's Solo Debut by John Nesbit
Light comedy with classic touches of Fellini magic!
Tooned In, Turned On: A Hare-Raising Tale by Daniel Briney
TOON KILLS MAN! Robert Zemeckis' OTHER masterpiece.
Fighting for Coca Cola? by John Nesbit
Eugene Jarecki weaves archive footage of President Eisenhower speaking about the evils of the Industrial-Military complex with other footage and modern interviews to paint a disturbing portrait of why the U.S. has engaged in a number of war operations the past few decades.
Lloyd's Cinema Paradiso by John Nesbit
Another quality comedy by Harold Lloyd, most notable for casting an actual 8 ft. 9 inch giant in a supporting role.
Tsui Hark's Wicked City by Mike Bracken
Wicked City is a film that's all style no substance--but what a fun ride it is...
Angels Among Us by David Abrams
Shyamalan finds God in a gentle, pre-Sixth Sense release.
Guilty and Loving It by Laurie Edwards
Widows is too goddamned much fun to worry about silly things like production quality, acting, or plot.
Scottish Charmer by John Nesbit
Don't let the ominous title fool you. This well drawn character study is very life affirming despite its prozac inducing premise.
Bloody Breakthrough Western by John Nesbit
A bloody good time -- the film that changed the Old West.
Gay Coming of Age Film by John Nesbit
Intimate story of friends in 1960's France.
Bergman Seeks Redemption by John Nesbit
Not just for film school geeks, Wild Strawberries deserves a wider audience.
Fry Becomes Wilde by John Nesbit
Dutiful biopic that becomes above average due to its flamboyant protagonist and Stephen Fry's definitive portrayal
Rats! by John Nesbit
Formula Cineplex material that retains much of the original 1971 Willard plot, but with a few different turns and a lot more rats.
Glover Goes To The Rats by Lee Chase IV
Willard is a pretty good movie, thanks to Crispin Glover's creepy performance and the gloomy production design.
Who Knew Clichés Could Look So Pretty? by John Beachem
A nice looking quest movie, marred by too many clichés and a grating score.
Woo Goes to War by John Nesbit
Woo makes warfare look pretty. His film about the Navajo Codetalkers might as well have been set in Hong Kong along with his other films.
Flocking together by Dainon Moody
In essence, Winged Migration is a long, gorgeous string of photographs come to life. And there's nothing wrong with that.
74 Years before Pearl Harbor (the film) by John Nesbit
How did they film this? The flying stunts are incredible, but where was the cameraman? First Oscar winner for Best Picture, this Clara Bow-Buddy Rogers vehicle is worth a look!
Robert Kurtzman's Wishmaster by Mike Bracken
Not likely to turn up on anyone's "10 Best" list, Wishmaster is still fun and hokey.
Wishmaster 2: Evil Never Dies by Jeremiah Kipp
Wishmaster 2 coasts on its gimmick: a slasher genie who make swishes come true Monkey's Paw-style. Be careful what you wish for.
I Wish This Was a Better Movie by Travis Lowell
You won't hate yourself for renting Wishmaster 3; then again, you probably won't be glad you did either.
My Wish? Less Plot, More Gore by Lee Chase IV
Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled is not a good movie, but it does feature some fun macabre horror scenes.
Chow Yun Fat in Witch From Nepal by Mike Bracken
Not one of Chow's better outings. See it only if you're a completist.
Seduction Cinema's Witchbabe: The Erotic Witch Project III by Mike Bracken
Yet another softcore parody from the guys at Seduction Cinema. These films are sort of like jazz--either you dig them, or you don't.
French Tribute to Hitch by John Nesbit
If you've seen Hitchcock films, you will understand the genre. If not, just sit back and enjoy the ride. Who would think that a bucolic French countryside could be the scene to madness and horror?
The High Cost of Lightening One's Load by Stephen Murray
Being polite with someone who is overeager to please can lead to major trouble.
The "Mexican Thelma and Louise" by Stephen Murray
The imaginative Mexican feminist writer/director María Novaro set out to make a movie with a happy ending about two women who have little in common except a need to flee.
Running with Passion by John Nesbit
Sutherland and Crudup perform an acting tour de force in a much better than average sports film, based on the life of runner Steve Prefontaine.
Harrison Ford in Too-Short Pants by Laurie Edwards
If Ford's not one of your favorite actors, Witness is a mediocrity—one with a lot of faults. It's worth checking out, though not worth spending money to buy.
Croatian-Serbian Absurdities by John Nesbit
No other war is likely to inspire as much surrealistic drama as much as the recent conflicts in Yugoslavia. Witnesses uses the landscape effectively to paint a portrait of absurdity.
It Was Better Once a Year by Laurie Edwards
Judy Garland looked fresh and young here, and this is the way to remember her.
Michelle Pfeiffer Is Great With Handcuffs! by Travis Lowell
After all these years, Pfeiffer still isn’t taking off that restricting clothing!
The Australian Halloween by Lee Chase IV
Wolf Creek is one of the best horror pictures of recent years due to its unflinching vision of the existence of evil in the world.
Shape Shifters by Jeremiah Kipp
The superb Albert Finney plays a gruff, irascible New York cop who has to deal with those damned werewolves. Nice, scary little movie from the director of Woodstock.
Stock Trading with Wolves by John Nesbit
A William Shatner DVD Club selection about aggressive stockbroking werewolves running in lower Manhattan.
Finding Meaning in Shifting Sands by John Nesbit
Sensual camerawork highlights this tightly constructed Japanese tale about an entomologist that is trapped inside a widow's home at the bottom of a sand dune.
Truffaut's Woman Next Door by John Nesbit
Suppose you're happily married. What do you do when a former lover unexpectedly moves next door?
Sweet Nothingness by John Nesbit
Lightweight appetizer only.
Almodovar's Screwball Comedy by John Nesbit
If you doubt that unpretentious foreign films exist, look no further than Almodovar. This is pure farce.
Michael Douglas and Tobey Maguire are Wonder Boys by Mike Bracken
This film deserved an Oscar--several, in fact.
Leni Riefenstahl: Nazi Propagandist or Dupe? by John Nesbit
Was Leni Riefenstahl an innocent artist? How much responsibility should she take for her role in promoting Nazism? This is the definitive documentary about this controversial and intriguing woman.
Drugs Gone Wrong by Rachel Gordon
A flawed proposition of a murder that showcases Val Kilmer's talent, but little else.
Sympathy for the Devil? by Lucas Stensland
The Woodsman, the debut feature from director and co-writer Nicole Kassell, begins as a compelling psychological drama that dares to humanize child predators but ultimately falls prey to a formulaic script and limited directorial perspective.
Word Up by Dainon Moody
"I'm never going to be an actor or a movie star. This is the closest I'll get to that kind of adoration." - Matt Graham, Scrabble player
Aging like an old banana by John Beachem
The film might have been a classic once, but time hasn’t been kind.
Aliens in America by Kathleen Diehl
Scully. Mulder. Aliens. Y'all know the drill.
The Uncanny X-men returns to the Silver Screen! by Chris Madsen
Iceman's back and so are the rest of the X-men, with some cool additional characters- Nightcrawler, anyone?- out to show that even mutants can thrive peacefully in a world that fears them....
Wolverine reinvents the slasher flick - again by Dainon Moody
If there be a Higher Force smiling on us ants below, there will be more.
Pygmalion and Rehabilitation in China by John Nesbit
From the ancient beauty of a remote region in China--a wonderfully drawn "coming of age" story.
Butch Bond with a Bad Attitude. by Chris Madsen
Triple X-rated action! No, not that kind. Vin Diesel stars as Xander, an extreme sports athlete thrill-seeker with a multitude of tattoos. He takes on today's terrorists with a gruff demeanor and a bad attitude!
Jackass the movie comes early by John Beachem
Forrest Gump could write something brighter than this.
Fun Filled Mexican Road Trip by John Nesbit
Sexy road trip is a fun fiesta coming-of-age tale.
So I Guess This Is Growing Up by Lee Chase IV
Y Tu Mama Tambien is the most thoughtful coming of age film in years, filled with believable characters and dialogue.
Sly, Hilarious and Brilliant by Lee Chase IV
Yojimbo is classic entertainment, clever as hell and wickedly funny.
Israeli Version of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" by John Nesbit
Poignant tale of romance that blooms discretely in the Israeli army.
Keeping it in the Family by John Nesbit
You'll relate, unless your family is perfect.
Love at third sight by Stephen Murray
To watch You Were Never Lovelier you are to gaze at Rita Hayworth and to watch Astaire dance, both with her and with whatever is lying around Acuna's office
Moulin Barge by Dan Callahan
Young Adam has Ewan McGregor shagging and shagging, and then shagging some more.
Down With Hate by Lee Chase IV
Young Adam is well acted, but other than that there's nothing really interesting about it.
Asshole lessons with Francis Ng by Brandon Curtis
Young and Dangerous is a good film, and Francis Ng boasts an asshole performance that assholes the world over should take notes from.
The bleakest and most emotionally satisfying of the series by Brandon Curtis
The third and best film of the series.
Hung Hing boys grow up by Brandon Curtis
More mature and less stylish than the original, the characters grow up and the style grows down.
The Girl Was Young by John Nesbit
Lightly regarded work from Hitchcock's British period, the film still contains his signature wit and virtuoso camera work. Of course it's about an innocent man running from the law again, with the help of a beautiful woman.
15 Minutes of Fame from the Cemetery by John Nesbit
Competent documentary that will play much better on the television screen, it shows the "future" of memorial services where everyone gets his 15 minutes of digitized fame.
How the World Celebrates Christmas by Laurie Edwards
A tad too close to Sesame Street, but still a fun and educational explanation of Christmas throughout the Christian world.
Political Cover Up by John Nesbit
Is it paranoia if the government is really out to get you?
The masseur, the merrier: Takeshi Kitano's bloody good Zatoichi by Brandon Curtis
Takeshi's Zatoichi is great. It slices, it dices and it's awesome.
Katsu Shintaro Shines in Zatoichi and the Chest of Gold by Mike Bracken
Another epic, visually stunning entry in this classic samurai series.
Zatoichi Stumbles: Zatoichi's Flashing Sword by Mike Bracken
Not the greatest Zatoichi film ever made, but still worth a look for serious fans of samurai cinema.
Iranian Life, and Something More by John Nesbit
Earthquakes happen, and afterwards people are either devastated or move on. Kiarostami's film examines the strong humanity of the survivors in a follow up film to his Where is the Friend's Home?
Putting You in the Director's Chair by John Nesbit
This is a Kiarostami film, so expect little plot and action. But you can expect an intimate glimpse into rural Iran and some creative cinematography.
What a Tangled Web we Weave: Zombi 3 by Mike Bracken
How much of this film did the late Lucio Fulci direct? We'll probably never know...
Marino Girolami's Zombi Holocaust by Mike Bracken
Cannibals and zombies in the same flick...does it get any better than this?
Andreas Schnaas' Zombie Doom by Mike Bracken
Looking for extreme gore? Then Zombie Doom is the film for you.
Discovering a Lost Classic by Dan Callahan
Zoo in Budapest is one of the most enchanting (though obscure) movies you will ever see.
War is Unhealthy by John Nesbit
Preachy and forgettable anti-war allegory. Sam Neill is asked to carry a dead animal—the script.
Body of Iron, Brain of Stone by Lee Chase IV
Zoolander is the kind of goofy comedy that works perfectly for a video rental.
