B24075
Not_Uberche
| rank: | Conscript |
| points: | 0 |
| occupation: | Something other than a teacher... um... a terrorist? |
| location: | Not Nanjing, CN |
biography:
I am not Uberche reborn, I am a different entity housed in a different meat sack.
My Biography as written by Dilated_Rebel.
Read it. Learn it. Love it. Kill for it.
You are a moron, from what I know, you weren’t even on GNN more than 6 months ago. I remember quite frankly you stating earlier this year you were in High School, my take an American H.S.
So your probably more worried about your prom than any other “revolutionary” meddling.
Unfortunately he was wrong. I am not worried about my prom. My prom will be KILLER!!
currently reading:
Mad Magazine. Cracked. Amazing True Tales of Science Fiction and other assorted highschool novelas.
currently watching:
American Idol
Friends
GNN’s hiliarity
currently listening to:
I am a High School student so um… The Monkeys? What do kids these days like anyway?!Imean… what do me and my homies like these days?
The Dog House
I SAW TRANSFORMERS!
So I went to get some movies yesterday from my local pirate shop in China and they had a surprise for me! An early released copy of Transformers!!! Fucking right my friends! I saw the movie EVERYONE is on about! And let me tell you IT SUCKED!
First off they got the name wrong at the title, they mispelled it Transmorphers! I mean that’s just amateurish… But that was just the begining, they took the story of The Matrix and just retold it with transforming robots instead of crazy computer world people. Last remaining group of people hiding underground while the top is taken over by robots, though I’ll give htem one point for creativity, atleast they changed it a little and made the Robots the ones who killed the sunshine, I guess to make the humans depressed or something, though just being in this shithole of a movie should have been enough…
But atleast it had kick ass CGI right? Well guess what! They seemed to have thrown out all thekick ass CGI from the trailers and replaced their 3D people with retarded monkeys. The only transforming your goign to see in this movie is this giant kick ass robot who could just walk through enemy fire like nothing who than transforms into a giant cannon which apparently is explosive to the touch as one fire of a gun and BOOM that fuckers done.
I can’t begin to describe my anger and disgust over the chop job they have given this amazingly kick ass part of my childhood…
Oh and Optimus Prime, yeah I guess he ended up on the cutting room floor, maybe to make room for some more scenes of people waving guns around pretending they are firing except… WHOOPS they forgot to include the blue gun fire CGI so they just look like retards who haven’t noticed they forgot to turn off the safeties on thier guns…
The Moral of the story here; CHinese shop keepers are dirty dirty liars who should be punched in the balls when I go back there next time.
Oh but I did find this rather… fitting… From the IMDB Transmorphers page
“Plot Synopsis:This plot synopsis is empty. Add a synopsis “
haha indeed… indeed.
Avg: 5.00 Votes: 6 Comments: 
EVERYONE is on about! And let me tell you IT SUCKED!
oh no and i was so lookin forward to it
fuck it its tuesday lets slash
well anouther year with shit from the movies …. were surprized ? next time in china …lol
When Orson Welles was a Transformer
Those were the days.
shame, i was looking forward to that:(
....28 Weeks Later also sucks gonads
thats fucking awesome
these transformers you’ve seen, they’re coming for us then, right?
should we even try to fight them? is there hope for resistance?
shifty?
Wait so Transformers sucked? What a surprise, another been-there-done-that movie, and it sucked?
What’s next?
I know…..probably crap
you coulda said it sucks before i read this stupid thread… bastard
it’s…almost like we saw two completely different movies…
i really enjoyed it. but then, i wasn’t expecting much out of it at all.
If it had paris hilton in it, I would have been impressed.
(Note: I haven’t actually seen the movie)
Those were the days.
They certainly were.
all my friends had Transformers.
i only had Go-bots.
i actually managed to find the whole season of Buckio Hare, which was just awesome, but i lent it to someone an never got it back..:’(
these transformers you’ve seen, they’re coming for us then, right?
should we even try to fight them? is there hope for resistance?
prolly send in some gi joe to lay teh smack down…
err, the embed code doen’t like the underscores in the tag…=
effin’ chinese pirates
Plot Keywords:
Android / Futuristic / Lesbian / War / Mecha
“Plot Keywords:
Android / Futuristic / Lesbian / War / Mecha”
Yeah unfortunately far too little Lesbians and far too many bad looking androids…
For those who didn’t actually read… I haven’t actually seen Transformers yet (probably tomorrow), just saw a crappy fake copy of the movie…
Of course this was almost two weeks ago so everyone’s forgot about it by now…screw you all anyway! Had to go offline to move house and come back to Canada for a month.
God Canada’s Beautiful!
Oh and the original transformers… yeah, KICK ASS! If you got the right version they even swore. Not least of all it had Weird Al’s music in it as well..
Transmorphers is pretty damn funny, but i’d be pissed if someone sold it to me as the REAL movie too