Boob products?! Yes, this is an article about fun boob gadgets and products. If you are too young or too prudish to handle this, go and read something else.
Love boobs? I certainly do. Love them. Love them. Love them.
If I could, I would spend all of my days lounging around under a palm tree, eating fried chicken breasts and playing with boobs.
Sadly, life is not like that. It's hard for a man to spend his whole day surrounded by boobs... since by boobs, I don't mean the idiots I work and live with.
So, to make life more enjoyable for my fellow men, I came up with the brilliant idea of finding the way that a man could play with breasts all day long and still get stuff done.
So here are my picks for the 10 Fun Ways to Play with Boobs:
Merchant for these Booby Slippers says:
"These Boob Slippers are the perfect gift for someone who needs pampering, even yourself! Made from 100% polyester they are very comfortable and definitely the softest boobs I have ever felt! Slip your sore tired feet into these warm comfy slippers and relax." (Buy Boob Product)
Merchant for the Boob Shaped Remote Control product:
"With Removable Bikini Top For Channel Up & Down. Gives new meaning to the expression, "57 channels & nothing on!" Universal infrared remote with universal appeal. You'll quickly get a feel for its classic shape. Bikini top flips up to reveal unique channel up-and-down buttons. Flip down bottoms for number and re-set controls. Compatible with nearly every brand of TV, VCR, cable box and red-blooded male ever made." (Buy Boob Product via Sluch and CoolestGadgets
Merchant for this ChestRest Mouse Pad product says:
I don't know what the merchant is saying since I can't read Japanese. But according to Gizmodo:
"Now not only can you have a Busty Mousepad, you can have a busty mouse to go along with it. The mouse has two buttons and a scrollwheel—which part of a woman's anatomy is that—and costs only $4.99 (1000 Yen). Though, the breasts look more like eyeballs than breasts, so it's not that erotic. (See Boob Product)
Merchant for this Boob Shaped Egg Fryer product says:
The boob egg fryer is perfect for all kinds of kinky cuisine! Just right for that special breakfast!! How about serving up a boobie burger or a pair of pert pancake boobs...Erotic and eggciting!" (Buy Boob Product)
WARNING: THE NEXT PAGE OF BOOB PRODUCTS ARE A BIT MORE REALISTIC
SO MAY BE R-RATED (BUT NOT NSFW?)
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a bit rude but ok boobs are
a bit rude but ok boobs are so not fun there just what woman eat for breakfast
The History of Boobs
I enjoyed this piece a lot! I am a big fan of boobs, but feel no self-respecting boob lover should go through life without knowing the history of boobs. Hence, I have posted an extensive history on my site here: http://www.dribbleglass.com/boobs
Boobie Mousepads!@
Here are their American "counterparts" http://myspace.com/boobiemousepads !
LOL
LOL
feel mine
You can feel mine. I wish someone would
What about the women?
What about the women? Is there a hairy chest pillow, a firm butt chair....?
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boobs...
i have to admit i love boobs....but the real ones..
Is there a link for boobie
Is there a link for boobie ice?
Way too funny
LOL and I thought I had an obsession with boobs!
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