Top-5 Most Viewed Comedian & Human Colostomy Bag™
Comedian
nalts
Style: Hypnotist
Joined: January 15, 2006
Last Login: 46 minutes ago
Videos Watched: 4,361
Subscribers: 24,918
Channel Views: 1,243,910
www.kevinnalts.com
www.willvideoforfood.com

Hi. I'm Nalts. I make stupid, short online videos, and practically as frequently as you poop. My 500 plus videos have been viewed on YouTube than 16 million times- thanks for suffering through them.

Q: Why didn't you write me back?
A: I can't check YouTube messages because it's slow and horrible. So most likely I never saw see your note. My e-mail is kevinnalts atsign gmail period com. If it's something urgent please use bold caps in subject header to describe purpose of note. I'm not great about keeping up on e-mail so timing and persistence do help.
Hi. I'm Nalts. I make stupid, short online videos, and practically as frequently as you poop.

Q: Why didn't you write me back?
A: I can't check YouTube messages because it's slow and horrible. So most likely I never saw see your note. Sometimes I just stare at my bloated in box and read spam only. My e-mail is kevinnalts@gmail.com. If it's something interesting please use bold caps, and send it 3 times. Especially if you're from Nigeria with money you need to send to the U.S.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

Q: How'd you get the banners on your videos?
A: They offer that feature when you become a YouTube Partner (which allows you to share in ad revenue that YouTube makes).

Q: You sound really arrogant and self absorbed. Do you realize you're nobody outside of YouTube?
A: Yes. I'm over compensating for having a small... um... ego.

Q: Can I use your video content?
A: Yes- I'm happy to have my videos excerpted in your videos or television shows. If you want to run the majority (or entirety) of a video on a commercial broadcast show, please contact me.

Q: What camera and editing software do you use?
A: Cannon HV20. iMovie. I export from iMovie as "Share/CD-ROM" and upload. You're still going to ask me that aren't you?

Q: Do you have a day job?
A: Yes- I'm employed as a marketing director at a Fortune 500 company. And I have a wife and four kids. I have time for videos because I don't sleep. I've found little neon berries in my yard that rejuvenate me.

Q: Where are you going with this?
A: I'd like to make a full-time living at creating videos and helping marketers leverage this emerging channel. Yes I make sponsored videos. Sue me.

Q: Do you have ADHD?
A: Hey- I got some spam from Nigeria. Gotta run.
Country: United States
Website: http://www.willvideoforfood.com
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From: nalts
Views: 20,627
Comments: 416
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More Nalts at:
http://www.kevinnalts.com (lame ego site)
http://www.willvideoforfood.com (blog about online video for fun and profit).

Thanks for watching my stuff, and especially for the few percent of you that interact with comments and rate them. I really like the two-way communication of this medium, and I'm sorry I largely ignore e-mail (kevinnalts atsign gmail period com) because it's sometimes like opening up a portal to hell with wailing, moaning and gnashing of teeth from people begging for water.

Nalts logo and many banners are done by Gage Skidmore of http://www.cosmic-flight.com. Classic "Nalts" intro song by MysteryGuitarMan. Ukulele songs by JawHarp1992. Cheesy 1960s-style intro by the lovely and talented http://www.slatersgarage.com.

Best Prank Videos by Nalts:
http://one.revver.com/collections/show/289693
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