New Hampshire

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New Hampshire, showing roads, rivers and major cities

KILLER MOUNTAIN Over nine thousand have been confirmed dead due to exposure, hundreds more have gone missing.

TOOT-TOOT! All aboard the GAY-TRAIN!

A ride on the Gayest Train in the World will assure your children's sexual dysfunction.

New Hampshire came into existence at least 100 years ago. Nothing new has happened since.

1 Worst Weather in the World
2 Littleton, New Hampshire, "DA GHETTOZ"
3 Gayest Train in the World
4 Old Man of the Mountain
5 North of the Notch
6 Interesting facts about New Hampshire

[edit] Worst Weather in the World

New Hampshire is home to Mount Washington. This rather ordinary-looking mountian holds the dubious honor of having the worst weather in the world. Weather conditions rival those of Antartica, with wind-chills known to drop to -120°F. It also holds the record highest sustained wind-speed of 231 mph. http://www.mountwashington.com/weather/index.html

[edit] Littleton, New Hampshire, "DA GHETTOZ"

Littleton holds a variety of amazingly intellegent citizens such as the group of intelectuals who study in front of the Public Library. They say such things as "DAT NIGAZ OWES ME MONEY", you know, the usually brainy speak. When walking by this library, be sure not to be black, as being black is a crucial part of being white in Littleton, New Hampshire. Keep in mind, that there are no black people in the state of New Hampshire. Also, that no one gives a shit about Littleton. New Hampshire residents have given it the endearing name "bumfuck."

[edit] Gayest Train in the World

As if to compensate for something awesome by adding something excrutiatingly gay, New Hampshire's Mount Washington has it's own railway. The Mount Washington Cog Railway is the single most homosexual train in the World. Oft visited by the elderly and thier bored grandkids, it adorns the deadly edifice like a feather-boa worn by The Terminator. Another figuretive train can be found in front of the Littleton Public Library, however this train involves wigger ass man secks.

[edit] Old Man of the Mountain

The Old Man of the Mountain was a tiny rock formation up in the middle of nowhere that looked like an old dude. People would drive hundreds of miles to stare at a shitty mountain. Pictures of it are everywhere from driver's licenses to license plates to road signs. Then one day he said, "Fuck this shit!" and fell down. Noone cared except a few Old people. Oh noes New Hampshire! Some people say the jews did it.

[edit] North of the Notch

If you are female and have all of your teeth, you are a hawt chick north of Franconia notch. Pics of Juliana Wetmore are pron north of the notch. If you live South of the notch, you must have been born at least 100 years ago, as you are incredebly l33t, and feel bad for Chris_Benoit.

[edit] Interesting facts about New Hampshire

Road signs are in both metric and American units, though residents can't read either.

At the last census, New Hampshire was 97.5% white.

New Hampshire's state motto is "Go away and leave us the fuck alone."

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