Pwnt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Internet speak for seriously owned. Most people assume that it was originally from a typo of owned, and they're right. It was originally misspelled in the text trigger of a map made by one of Warcraft 1's more famous mapmakers.
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[edit] Dictionary Definition
- Pwn (pōn)
- To control, govern, or rule by superior authority or power: 'Successful leaders pwn events rather than react to them.
- To enjoy a commanding, controlling position in: 'a drug company that pwns the tranquilizer market.
- To express your feelings after filling an opposing Video Game player with lead and/or cold fucking steel and/or love holes.
- A euphemism for "I am a raging Internet faggot who has forever lost the ability to communicate with humans."
[edit] Leetspeak
Main article: Leet
"Pwn" has become part of the sub-language of gamers called leet speak, short for "elite." While mostly used by gamers, this language is also used by those who commonly partake of Internet Relay Chat programs and other chat mediums such as AOL Instant Messenger and Yahoo! Messenger. A derivative of pwned is to Skull Fuck an opposing player, which is basically a particularly pwnage headshot. Also known as 'Fucked in the Head'. This can be transferred to IRL too. Simply find a suitable conquest (ie. Jew), walk up to them, put your hand on their head and force them to their knees. Once acheived, rather violently thrust your penis through their head. Voila! Pwned!
[edit] Use as comedic device
It is widely believed the following formula can be used for cheap and easy comedy.
- Get a picture of someone getting seriously hurt, degraded, or the aftermath.
- Open MS Paint
- Add PWNED in big letters
- ???
- Profit!
[edit] Use in pornogaphy
As of 2007 it has become common for internet pornographers to want to pick up on the 13-year-old boy demographic. No, that doesn't mean CP, you sick fuck, it means luring these young men into viewing porn sites online with pictures of hawt girls, teaching them to fap in the process, so that by the time they're old enough to view it legally (18), they're fully fledged porn addicts and thus cash cows. But how would they do this? Since this age group has no understanding of what makes a hawt girl hawt, they must use other means, and it is in this that pwnage makes its appearance.
- If you were lucky enough to make a sex tape, post it here for the ultimate PWNAGE!!!!!! (of supposed ex-girlfriend)
Fucking lies. They're all professional porn actresses and they're not anyone's ex-girlfriend because if you were with them you'd get AIDS. Porn webmasters are scum and all promptly need to become an heroes.
[edit] Pronunciation
There is no uniform way to pronounce "pwn" as it is most often encountered in text. The two most common pronunciations are (pōōn) (rhymes with "soon") which comes from pronouncing the "w" as in Welsh ,and(pōn) (rhymes with "moan") Other pronunciations include:
- (pān) (as "pawn" in chess)
- (pwǐn) (as "pwin")
- (pwôn) (rhymes with "on")
- (pwēn) (rhymes with "queen")a
- (prān) (as prawn)
- (pēwǐn) (as "pea win")
- (pēōn) (as "pea own")
- (pyōōn) similar to pōōn, but with a "y" sound included
- just as "own," ignoring the typo. This is the version used in speech by insufferably annoying jokesmiths.
- in some cases, with two syllables, as pay-ween or puh-ween.
- in urban areas, welfare queens, crackheads, and other black folk sometimes mispronounce it "bitch, you done got yo ass SERVED! REPRAZENT!"
It is to be noted that the only way to pronounce "pwn" correctly is the fourth example, (rhymes with "moon"). Any other pronounciation will result in eternal damnation to hell, and/or nubitude.
[edit] Derivative words
Before using any of these words including "pwned" consider these 2 things
- You shall be known ether as a retard, 13 year old boy or a basement dweller
- You are an idiot if you even read these words so close this window!
- Pohned is synonymous with pwned
- pwnd same, but shorter
- Pwnage (Pwnij, Pwn4g3) means complete domination. The exclamation originated in the gaming culture.
- Pwnzor (Pwnz0r) used as a different form of pwn, although they have the same meaning and usage, such as "I pwnz0red you."
- Kwaned What happened to that skater chick when she got her knees beat with a lead pipe by a Burly man (note: only used by total fucking retards who don't know that this happened to Nancy Kerrigan and not Michele Kwan)
- Pwnt is an alternate spelling of the past tense of the verb Pwn. An example usage would be "You were pwnt." Another variation is Pwn3d.
- Pizwn3d (piz- followed by the preferred pronunciation of "-wn3d") is used as a more intense version of pwn, meaning that one has been "completely pwn3d". It derives from the hip-hop culture habit of adding an -iz syllable into words.
- WTFpwned!? is widely used variant. Although its exact origin is unknown, it usually refers to an intensified "Pwned!" in a situation where it looked like the opponent was about to win, or a winning by a player that usually loses, or generally a surprising lose.
- Also, J-Pwned. Adding J- to anything for emphasis, from the term J-Pop for popular Japanese music.
- Qwned, pronounced "quoned" is a lesser-known derivative of "owned" and "pwned." It is intended to be somewhat satirical of "pwned" as it would be a very unlikely typo.
- My Little Pwny is a more girly version of pwned. Saying it results in a girly lollergasm.
- Pizzone'd meaning to order numerous amounts of Pizza Huts pizzones and having them delivered to someones house so they have to pay for them.
[edit] The Pwny As An Intelligent Mammal
The "Pwning" starts in the last 20 seconds.
 OMG! SPOILER! Aerith getting pwned. |
 Just add pwned. |
 A child that has been pwned. |
 Snakeownd!]] |
 That's just fucking great. |
 A seal that has been pwned. |
 A soldier is pwned at the Battle of Hastings. |
 A typical Jew-Pwner. |
 An infant being pwned. |
 Oh snap! Look at that yarmulka fly! |
 A hippy having just been pwned by a bulldozer. |
 she got pwned. |
 pwnt after DINING IN HELL!!!11!1 |
 The pin-ball machine adds to the PWNAGE. |
 Tails getting pwned really bad. |
 Kid sniffs sister's panties, total pwnage ensues. |
 Get that outa my face! |
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