Dumok

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Dumok, complete with neckbeard.

Dumok (a.k.a. cu-morrigan, real name: Eric Flores) is the author of the webcomic A Call To Destiny. He is the master of drawing orc porn and coloring the results in with crayons and MS Paint. Because he has never even seen a naked woman in his entire life (not counting his fat wife), Dumok has no knowledge of the female anatomy or sexual behavior. His art is so horrible, it makes a Drawn Sex comic look like a ConceptArt front page highlight in comparison. He believes that if you do not have a webcomic yourself, you have no right to criticize his work.

1 Personal Life
2 A Call to Destiny
3 Quotes
4 Response to this article
5 External Links

[edit] Personal Life

Dumok's "wife."

Dumok is a fat, basement dwelling loser who is pushing 40, works at Dairy Queen, and still lives with his mother in Brooklyn. Despite actually having a valid excuse to live with his mother (ill with cancer), he is still more than qualified to be a loser. He claims to be married to a woman, who is also morbidly obese. He met this particular creature at a bar who despite being fat, was the only woman willing to don Technicolor body paint and orc fangs.

Thanks to the Portal of Evil, we have an idea of how Dumok lives his life.

[edit] A Call to Destiny

Dumok's most notable work, A Call to Destiny, is an incoherent science fiction masterpiece that takes badly drawn orcs having sex with an androgynous captain with a huge dick, colored with crayon, and given an incoherent, badly written plot.

[edit] Reception

“	The Best Orc-Porn Webcomic, hands down.	„
—J.T. from nightgig.com

“	Dear Jesus it's like a horribly drawn, ass-backwards version of "Firefly". Between the lime green vaginal fluids, the fact that it's scribbled over with colored pencils, and the "sound effects" I officially hate webcomics and wash my hands of them. This is why Newspapers have editors, because the second that Calvin started doing this any shit with Hobbes Bill Watterson would've been left homeless and broke. The internet needs some webcomic editors to weed out the nutjobs who may have violated Maryland's rape laws or decide that everyone else should see their baby fur diaper fetish comics.	„
—laser_tortoise

[edit] Gallery

OH MY FUCKING GODDESS THAT'S HUGE!	SPOOT SPOOT SPURT	FRIG FRIG FRIG FRIG	Mo Mu Gui Gui Fi CHI SAOOOOOOO. MO MU GUI GUI FI CHI SAAAAAOOOO. AMAZON'S PERFECTION!!!!!!!
Dumok knows his anatomy well.	Dumok is definitely a talented artist capable of improvement.

[edit] Other "Art"

To no surprise, Dumok is a furfag.

DO NOT WANT

Artist is 38 years old.

[edit] Quotes

“	I dont complain about movies I just dont see the ones I know are going to suck, and the ones I am suprised to find out they suck I just go to My video store and pick out something ten times worse to cleanse my palate.	„
—Dumok, being a moron

In other words, instead of renting a movie he LIKES, he decides to rent an even WORSE movie.

“	Well they took my mom in for surgery about 45 mins ago and I am doing Okay, Mom is in good spirits and I am no where near an emotional wreck. Still do keep her in your thoughts, thanks	„
—Dumok, being a prick.

“	Okay Ladies, Let me explain something, YES you absolutely have the right to change your mind about having sex...But do us poor guys a favor? IF you arent REALLY sure if you want to sleep with someone...DON'T. Please dont wait until we poor guys get all hot and bothered with all the blood now surging through Little elvis. At that point, Our brains are seriously oxygen deprived and we dont think straight. It is incredibly RUDE to just decide right at the moment of penetration to say.."OOPS, I changed my mind". However, If you Must inflict that grievious wound to the male ego Let me offer some suggestions: 1)Apologise Profusely: Why? Because Our expectations were to have sex with you. You hinted at it all night, You agreed to do it so we were eager and expecting to get some nookie. It really Messes with our heads when we have to stop and switch gears from "raging sex maniac" to "kind and understanding gentleman". No Matter How sensitive you think he is or how pussy whipped, It will piss the poor guy off. 2) Offer to make it up to Him...It does NOT have to be sex or a sexual act. Tickets to a sporting event ALWAYS GOOD. Cooking Dinner: ALso ALWAYS GOOD. A favorite Movie,DVD or CD, depends on the group or Movie (No Chick Flicks) Guys: Yes it's annoying, Yes it's a reall Pain in the ass when she suddenly changes her mind right when you are finally ready to enter the "promised land" and enjoy the sweet feeling of bliss when you finally get yourself inside. But, Keep in Mind...As much of a pain in the ass it is...And as Pissed off as you are and as painful Little elvis is feeling, Your ass is going to hurt ALOT worse when you are stuck in Jail and "Rock" decides you look pretty. Get My Drift? Just get up, Get dressed, Take her home...Then Go home get in the shower and do the "No-Bodys-HOME-JERK" and then DONT EVER CALL HER AGAIN!!!! there are plenty of other women out there who will be more than happy to let you enter the promised land and being a gentleman will not land your pretty ass in Jail. If She is willing to cut you off right at the moment of entry, You have to ask yourself what other kind of Issues she will have that you really DON'T want to get involved with? In Short, DONT EVER CALL HER AGAIN!! Lose her Number, dont even go for a "lunch date". Dont even say "We can Just be friends". Just run for the fucking Hills every time she comes your way. Got it? Good. Now yes I know this sounds sexist, And cruel and mean but an ounce of prevention and foresight will save everyone a ton of pain misery and heart ache.	„
—Dumok, being a prick again

tl;dr, Dumok is a sexist with unrealistic expectations and has never had sex with anyone thinner than Rosie O'Donnell or human.

“	Well Dick-wad you started, And you began with insults to Me, My wife and my sexuallity which is usually the weapons of those who are bitter, pathetic, lonely and have never even known the touch of a woman you Dickless Piss ant. I seriously doubt you can crawl out of your MOm's basement long enough to stand Sunlight Much less try talking to a girl (Or Boy fro that matter, Not that you can tell the difference with those thick bottle rimmed glasses you wear). Anyone can make assumptions, and throw angst around like a whining piece of shit. But I guess it's easy to make assumptions about someone else when all you have to comfort you is the warm light of a monitor and an Intarnet connection to keep them warm.	„
—Dumok, describing his personal life

[edit] Response to this article

“	For those who are ignorant, The Encyclopedia Dramatica is a wikipedia rip-off created by a bunch of stupid, ignorant and bored teenage losers who have nothing better to do then to basically trash people who have better things going on in their life. I am HONORED and pleased that these lonely Pathetic pack of sexually frustrated teenagers have decided to spew some of their venom on me. I mean they are so worthless and pathetic they actually took time out of their "Busy" lives to create a whole Page devoted to ME. I guess when you're a scum-sucking, bottom-feeding piece of insignificant shit then I guess you have to find something to pick on in order to fill the void of your empty little life. Great Job Fuckbags !!!!!Eleventy one!!! Hur Hur Hur	„
—Dumok, crying on LJ AND devientART for being featured on ED

To further prove butthurt, Dumok himself blanked the article on August 20, 2007 and got banned for a week. After the ban expired, Dumok removed his art from the article (PROTIP: It's still on the server, dumbass), claimed that it's copyrighted (despite it being free on the Internet and that not even a blind retard would want to pay money for his art), and called us "Cock Smacks" (his favorite cereal).