HitmanN

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Whatever helps your pedo ass sleep at night.

HitmanN (also known as Harmonist11) is a devianTARTlet from Finland who draws self-proclaimed "cute and sexy" art that he staunchly denies is perverted, dirty, or hentai in any way. What he REALLY draws is lolicon, but he thinks by slapping large globe-like tits on all his characters he can pass them off as 18 year olds. Despite claiming his art isn't dirty, he's a celebrated hentai artist with over 9000 of the filthiest, most lopsided pics you've ever seen. See the Wall of Shame.

1 The "Art"
2 Responses to Criticism
- 2.1 HitmanN KNOWS Mangas
3 Response to this Article
4 Wall of Shame
5 The Purpose of HitmanN's Art Revealed
6 External Links

[edit] The "Art"

This is just CUTE. It's NOT perverted. And she's 18! I swear!

HitmanN draws the same shit over and over and over: An obviously underaged girl with giant boobs in a provocative pose and with the same gooey pasted on I'm-a-caucasian-attempting-to-mimic-anime face with varying hairstyles and clothing (or none at all).

Despite this HitmanN constantly insists his art isn't perverted, it's just the people looking at it who are. He reacts poorly to being referred to as a pervert, or any artistic critique: especially when someone points out all the girls he draws look exactly the fucking same.

"Critiques depress meh!" :-(

[edit] Responses to Criticism

As you might imagine, HitmanN does not respond to criticism well. Where I could go on for a long sarcastic meme-laden paragraph about it, I think his own words and whinings speak for themselves:

She's in college! This is not a little girl! And it's not hentai! What's wrong with you RUDE people!?

Even though she looks like she stepped right out of Bondage Fairies, this is NOT hentai. It's just cute! Did I mention she's 18?

So not loli! And it's not perverted! You just have dirty thoughts!

[edit] HitmanN KNOWS Mangas

HitmanN tried to defend his obviously pedophilic art in this rather lulzy conversation Warning TL;DR:

Sane Person: "I just need to say something...Your girls are disturbingly young looking...their features are like children, chubbier and shorter, and their eyes are HUGE and googly-and i know this is the anime style, but they are overly large and take up more than half the face, as would be expressed on an anime CHILD's face...Ew. You're good at drawing boobs, and you're good at drawing children. DON'T PUT THEM TOGETHER."

- HitmanN: "I guess you haven't seen much different anime and manga series, because there are many that have same eye size applied for characters of all ages, and I mean even larger eyes than in my art. The problem isn't that the eyes on my characters are like childs', the problem is that you associate them with the limited amount of different styles that you have seen. Yes, it IS common to have larger eyes on younger characters, but it is in no way a standard. You should really consider being a bit more open for different styles, and not just the most popular ones.

And being a short and 'chubby' guy myself, I guess I enjoy using my art as means to literally express myself. Nothing to do with age. I'm simply not fan of the most common 'extra-slim' styles used in anime.

It's a personal style, so you may or may not like it... but it's wrong to associate it with something else or assume things about it based on what you've seen before. I'm not trying to be like other artists, I'm not trying to copy existing styles. I'm trying to be ME and do my things."

Sane Person: "I understand that-er, at least to a degree, but the fact that i HAVE seen other styles and they ALSO look like children with enormous breasts and butts doesn't help any. The point i'm trying to make is that while you are expressing yourself, what some people may perceive is child pornography. Now, i don't mean as to use such a strong term, but from what i HAVE seen through the world of anime, i saw your art and decided that i had better make a statement toward a rising artist, rather than a guy who has already made millions off of his-er-horny little girls, no offense.

Another thing i must add, is that the words "cute" and "sexy" together, simply don't work in my dictionary. Think about it. I think puppies and kittens are cute, but i sure as hell don't want to screw them. I think little five year old girls and boys are cute-but lordy, hell no! I don't know about men, but i don't see cute things and suddenly feel the urdge to "do it" with it."

- HitmanN: "Cute and sexy work together brilliantly. From what you said, I get the impression that in your opinion, once you're an adult, you can't be cute anymore. Makes no sense, right? Right.

... Sexy is not something you want to have S-E-X with. I'm sorry if my mind isn't as perverted (not meant as such a strong term, obviously) as yours, but sexy is something that you feel attracted to. Cars are often called sexy, for example, but I doubt anyone is attempting to 'screw' them. Perhaps you are confusing erotic and sexy here. Erotic is something that is sexual, and something you probably wouldn't mind having S-E-X with. Sexy is what is good-looking and attractive.

And really... if anything that is sexy is something you want to 'ravage in bed', I'd be worried for you. Besides, why does every act of sex have to be 'ravaging' and raping? Since when did people stop 'making love' to each other?! ... You're totally (again, not to use such a strong word) lacking the open mind for different aspects of the issues at hand here. Think about it. If artists wouldn't combine different styles together, this whole website would be, let's face it, boring and unoriginal as hell. I've chosen my favorite aspects of anime art and am using them as I personally see fit, instead of copying someone else. You or anyone else can't change that, because I'm not doing the art for you.

I admit, you're not the only one that has mentioned this... but since it's only about one person out of a thousand, any problems obviously aren't at my end."

Read the entire conversation here

[edit] Response to this Article

After some troll on DevianTART sent Hitmann a note laughing at him over this article, he and all his fanfags got butthurt and started complaining over on his forum. One fanfag even made him a vanity article on Wikipedia to counter his ED one and for him to crawl into like a hugbox. It was quickly smacked down within days.

Let's watch out for Talon though. He's an ATTORNEY AT E-LAW and already planning to bring ED down forever using the DMCA and his infinite knowledge of copyright laws.

[edit] Wall of Shame

CUTE, NOT DIRTY

As evidenced here HitmanN is known as Harmoist11 on hArtists.com where he spends most of his time drawing hardcore porn of not-lolis. Here's a sampling, and remember, it's cute and sexy but it's NOT DIRTY (it's also not loli, guys, for srs):

"Oh dear, the yummy is all over my face now."	Rape. Women always enjoy it in the end.	HitmanN makes a deep and serious statement about why it's a bad idea to fuck a chiropractor.	The only thing women love more than rape is anal rape.
Totally not loli you guys.	Also totally not loli despite the fact they're all schoolkids.

“	Why does everything sexual have to lead to a hard-on or getting laid or sex or whatever? To put it bluntly, you can't watch porn just for the interest of watching people have sex? As usual, cars are a good comparison. Just because someone draws a car, it doesn't mean that they're intent on becoming race drivers or car mechanics or have even any interest in driving cars. They just like looking at cars and drawing them. Why can't the same apply to nudity with a more sexual tone? I'm just amazed how narrow-sighted some people are about these things.	„
—HitmanN