MeleeKirby

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High caliber, bitches

Srsly, they do

CrAwLiNg iN mY SkIiIn

Melee Kirby is a whiny fucktard on DeviantART, who has real skillz in MSPaint, much like chasethehedgehog. And by that, caliber you could never hope of matching.

1 Sorry, but your princess is in another castle
2 BEST FRIENDS EVAR
3 Leaving deviantart
4 Religion
5 YouTube Account
6 Official Song
7 Raalin Lulz
8 Future Porn Star Perhaps?
9 Masterpieces of an Artist of the Highest Caliber!
10 Journals
11 External Links
12 See Also

[edit] Sorry, but your princess is in another castle

He draws fanart of Nintendo shit, and his fat Yoshi character named Jellybelly, otherwise known as JellyBitch. His Yoshi is loved by all and such a well developed character that he has a history written for him:[1]. What a champ that Jellybelly is!

He also claims to be misunderstood, but really aren't all fat people that way? To fix that, he goes to McDonalds to clog his arteries, as he once attempted to quit IRL by eating nothing but big macs. However, that plan failed because one of his many girlfriends convinced him otherwise, one being an imaginary fat purple yoshi who looked like JellyBitch having a sex change.

Another interesting thing about this creature is that he suffers from asperger's syndrome which makes life teh sux for him. So much he had to write a poem about it:[2]. However, this theory was proven untrue as he only made it up to get free moneys from the government in Scotland because he doesn't want to work.

When this sport isn't praising some Shigeru Miyamoto or Nintendo, or making masterpieces in MSPaint, MeleeKirby looks to earning ass kissing comments from his fans. Remember, you are a troll if you point out ANY MISTAKES IN HIS AMAZING WORK.

[edit] BEST FRIENDS EVAR

Since Melee is an e-celebrity, this means he should have some srsly close friends. By friends, best friends forevar.

[edit] Lodoss-12

Melee's brutha is Fockoss who is tired of the racism in his life ever since IHOP killed his parents:[3]. Either he's kissing Melee's ass or he's bitching about the man. To top it off, he faps to inflation art. Good god, why?

[edit] PsychicGirl

One of Melee's many ex-girlfriends whom he dated at least 100 times is PsychoBitch. She's usually crying over being alone on her journal or to people on MSN. Srsly, save it for MySpace, you silly drama llama. When she's not roleplaying her death, she's usually looking to date some guy she only knows via internets. Her amazing fanfiction can be viewed right here.

An interesting note about Psycho Bitch is that she has dated over nine thousand guys. Of which, she dumped, for one reason or another. No idea what went wrong there, but I'd assume it had something to do with her end of the relationship. Bad sex perhaps? Then again, she has another retard baby every two weeks or so. She probably has about 10,000 kids in her basement right now. Anyways, there is one person who has dated her for the lulz in how she takes Internet relationships seriously. She is currently dating some faggot named Darkness who also suffers from high retardation levels.

[edit] Yoshi34052

A furry who was once bum buddies with Melee. Nowadays he lusts for Werechu. He has already received the ban hammer at least 100 years ago, but continues to bitch about his ban to this very day. Also provides unwarranted self-importance, thus only receives a mere mention as another footnote on ED, much his dismay. He's been known to date little girls several years younger than himself, so not only is he a fat furry faggot, he's also a pedophile.

[edit] InvaderMar

Melee Kirby's douchebag of a sister. Mar believes she is the center of the universe and all life matter depends on her very existence. Too bad she's just a typical 16-year-old girl who faps to Invader Zim and believes she can have sex with him and gets far more attention than she even deserves. Even her fatass brother has whined and bitched that she's more popular than he ever was. A potential weeaboo, though more research is needed to clarify this. So to summarize: Typical self-lover Invader Zim fanbrat--just the type of person we want on our internets!

[edit] Puff

A highly original Kirby fancharacter who looks exactly like the original, except she has a red bow. She's been in more relationships with Melee Kirby than all the Big Macs he's ever eaten. She craps out pencil masterpieces and expects to get a stadium full of adoring fans, then turns into an emo bitch when she doesn't. She's stopped drawing altogether, but has decided to stay on deviantart to write long whiny journals every few months or so.

[edit] Leaving deviantart

Because Melee is so popular, he obviously has people who see his masterpieces as shit, but hopes his fans would cover up that fact. Due to the critique he received that didn't involve kissing his ass, he decided he must take action and leave DeviantART.

On the other hand, he's been receiving criticism at least 100 years ago: [4]. Take note how there are not many people who have logic.

Returning last Thursday, he still received comments that did not kiss his ass, and so he left again. To this day, he hung out with furries at FurAffinity, but later ditched his yiffin' pals for camera whoring on youtube....~~right here~~ Fatass left.

[edit] Religion

Imma gon keel you wit mah lens flare sword

“	Nintendo, Sony and Microsoft are like religions to me. I have to choose which I have faith in and I stand by Nintendo all the way	„
—MeleeKirby

It is important to know that Melee strongly believes in Nintendo. It is his religion, or so he claims, because if you buy any products from Microsoft or Sony, you committed a sin. Go kill yourself if you even think about buying a Playstation 3 or Xbox 360, because that's just wrong. lol nintendo fanboy

[edit] YouTube Account

(12/27/06) A new discovery has been made, as MeleeKirby has received the banhammer on YouTube. How it happened is unknown, but some speculate he posted pictures of himself with his manboobs.

...'Course, one of the people long known for supposedly "harassing" him left a comment on his page, a few hours prior to his "ban". One would assume he might have requested for his account to be deleted in fear of producing more lulz from shitting himself.

[edit] Official Song

Lens flare makes this picture a masterpiece

Now this is a story all about how my
E-Life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute to just sit right there
I'll tell you how I become the prince of a site called devART-Air

In west Scotland born and raised
On the Internets is where I spent most of my days
Fartin', Eatin', Whinin', all cool
And all praisin' some Nintendo outside of dA
When a couple of deviants they were up to no good
Started makin' trouble on my user page
I got one little critique and my mom got scared
And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in devART-Air."

I whistled for a fan base when it came near
The user name said meleeplz and it had JellyBelly in the gallery
If anything I could say this account was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to devART-Air!"

I logged in the account about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the account own yo Holmes smell ya later
Looked at my gallery I was finally there
To sit on my fatass as prince of devART-Air.

[edit] Raalin Lulz

At least 100 years ago, a group of so-called "haters" of MeleeKirby decided to stir up some lulz. After being blocked on MSN and AIM, they decided to fake a name in an attempt to contact the fatass. That said, they made up the name Raalin and begun to get a kick out of it.

Chatlogs are saved to this link

[edit] Future Porn Star Perhaps?

Yes people, he is one. Typical fatass who can't get laid, probably for being a Nintendo fanboy basement dweller who tries to hook up with 12-year old kids.

Yes, he has man boobs

God why

[edit] Masterpieces of an Artist of the Highest Caliber!

Typical inflation art	Pokemon inflation art. Couldn't get any worse	DO NOT WANT	Mandatory Sonic fancharacter. Recolored Tails, amirite?
Obviously, black Kirbies mean evil, fo sho brutha	Who knows what the hell he was on when drawing this