Momabigbug2
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
What do you get when you cross a pervert, an innocent child, plush toys, and an egg & bacon sandwich? You get this kid.
Momabigbug2 was the Youtube user name of a hideously disturbed child pervert known only as ‘Preston’. He became famous for about an hour on /b/ after an anon discovered one of his videos entitled “Plushies talk about their hobbies”. The video contained some of the most retarded shit you’ll ever find on the internet, second only to 4chan, and maybe that Loose Change video.
In said video, momabigbug2 has vivid conversation with various plush toys about what they would like to be when they grow up; a question which flies over Angelica as she is too busy playing with her GARFUNKEL... I mean penis. Garfunkel is just another word for penis, right? Well, according to momabigbug2 and Angelica it is. I mean, as if there wasn’t already enough in this video to have made even Miss Teen South Carolina think that this kid is completely fucking retarded, he manages to further cement that view by stringing the surname of popular musician Art Garfunkel together with the male genitalia. Some of the actual answers submitted by the plushies were sexist, ass licker, and rape George Bush. No, srsly. Sound fucked up? Well, that's becuase it is.
And it doesn’t stop there, oh no. Upon inspection of his profile on youtube, it was discovered that this brainless perverted dipshit had THREE HUNDRED AND FORTY NINE more videos of this shit just lined up for anyone stupid enough to take an interest in this for anything other than sheer hilarity. Yes, that’s right, just in case his front page videos weren’t gay and disturbing enough for you, he had in excess of 300 more instances of disturbing gayness to make up for it. In the first video in this infinite supply of stupid, it is revealed that momabigbug2 had a previous account called ‘momabigbug’ which was removed by his dad when he had found out about the faggotry his delinquent perverted son was unleashing unto the world. For this, his youtube was removed, he had his camera TEMPORARILY taken away and was made to do chores around the house. I guess stupidity must be a family tradition in his household, since his dad clearly never guessed that his fuckwit of an offspring would make yet ANOTHER youtube and post just as many disturbing videos of his sexual encounters with plush toys. Oh yea, I didn’t mention one of the plushies was a mudkip. But then again, who doesn't like mudkips?
But seriously, no one can tell you how retarded momabigbug2 really is; you have to see it for yourself. Be warned though, you will either die of laughter, or fail your next major exam and realize how fucking stupid his videos have made you. 4chan may be home to some of the worst the internet has to offer, but these videos make any offensive, stupid, and gory material you may have seen before look fucking bland. You have been warned.
[edit] momabigbug2's script
I had an idea for Mario Tennis 64 Dub 3: Luigi had a tennis themed birthday party and decides to go with Daisy (cause to tell the truth...I look like Daisy). Since, Luigi has amnesia, he thinks Daisy's me...(sorry...). Luigi goes "Well, she looks like Daisy and I like Daisy...her miniskirt...makes me horny....must be pervert and look up skirt" and tries to look up Daisy's skirt. They go against Toad and Peach, who try to forget the last time they teamed up.
This is the script of one part:
Peach: Okay Luigi...let's get on with it...
Luigi: No...must look up skirt.
Toad: Pervert
Peach: You try to look up my skirt Toad...remember...
Toad: Yes...I'm a pervert.
Luigi: And I thought I was the only one.
Daisy: Oh boy. Luigi, if you stop, I'll let you um...touch the midget over there.
Luigi: More perverted. Deal! So let's defeat those losers! Eat balls mother****er!
[edit] Death of momabigbug2
Shortly after /b/ was informed of the tragedy that is this child, momabigbug2's profile began to receive the Internet Hate Machine treatment. Anonymous stormed the profile with insults, death wishes, and stupid 4chan memes. Less than an hour after the raid had begun, momabigbug2 removed his profile and all of his gay videos from the internet. Yet another victory for Anon!
[edit] A sample of the faggotry
Want to break into manic laughter? Need to develop a hatred for, and lose faith in, all mankind? How about a boost in your blood pressure? By watching any or all of these five videos, you are sure to accomplish your goals. As previously stated, Momabigbug2 had uploaded about 350 videos on to youtube. And while Anonymous may have had good intentions in telling the young child that he should kill himself, they almost lost a treasure trove of lulz in the process. Luckily, one /b/tard managed to save five of the videos before Momabigbug2 unplugged himself from the internets (and hopefully, from life).
WHO PISSED ON THE CAMERA?!
