Whitegryphon
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Whitegryphon is one of the great artists of our time. She is also a highly talented photographer. Her great photographic works of art include "Equinox", a mysterious and deeply probing masterpiece depicting a white out-of-focus battery hen egg on a table. Deep stuff, deep. If you're in New York in June, make sure you check out the opening of her new show "Whitegryphon goes all the way". Among her great lifetime achievements are becomming a moderator for the prestigious Butch Hartman forums. One would naturally assume that this is the peak experience in life, that an individual can't do any greater thing for society- but Whitegryphon is not a regular plebian. On a noble quest, she journeys through DeviantArt making sure that no one misuses the creations of the modern master artist Butch, in any way other than exactly how she wants. For she is a true fan
Yes, she's the one true superfan of Danny Phantom, a position that can only be held by someone who has achieved so much in just twentyfou... TWENTY FUCKING FOUR? Well, I mean, of course there's nothing wrong with a 24 year old woman being batshit obsessed with a 14 year old cartoon character... doesn't mean she's a pedo! Nope, not at aaaaalll.....
Like any modern American, WhiteGryphon believes that making love is a lot more damaging and filthy and disgusting thing than torturing, mutilating, and beating the shit out of people to within an inch of their lives. No sir! SEX IS WRONG! But vore, razors, slow deaths, and mutilations are all totally cool.
Like any faithful DevianTart, she hides any useful, constructive, or lulzy comments, and continues to make journals about how great she is.[1]
WhiteGryphon, in a act of charity has recently unblocked all of the people who could no longer post in her profile. This is obviously an invitation for well meaning souls to get to know her.
[edit] No, I'm Not In Love With Danny!
Of course not. Who said you were?
[edit] Forum logs of lulz
... "Look, people who make a hobby out of stalking me and complaining about every single little thing I do from banning rulebreakers from my forums to having orange spice tea in the morning instead of green: I'm sorry I'm not like you and your friends. And to tell you the truth, I don't wanna BE like you and your friends, a bunch of swaggering attention whores who wear their smutty art and fics on their asses like a bunch of peacocks, mass-harassing people who you don't like because you can't handle looking at yourselves and realizing just how absolutely scummy you are compared to everyone else. I will say what I like, do what I like, and be who I like, and I honestly don't care what you think about it. Come to think of it, NO ONE cares what you think about anything, because everything you say is made up of some short dirty phrase you heard on Family Guy or Encyclopedia Dramatica or whatever you entertain yourself with late at night in the basement when everyone who has a life is asleep. And if you don't like it, which I do not doubt, then you can just go suck a rock."
Yeah! who are all these jerks with no lives? WhiteGryphon is as kind and nice a soul as they get, just look at the way she responds to comments on her DA page for proof of that. Not only that but, like she says, she has such an active social life that while you're typing, she's sleeping. She's never done anything to deserve meanness. If only people could accept her for the tea she drinks... oh, what a world it would be. Hopefully that will be WhiteGryphon's next great accomplishment.
[edit] External Links
Pretty much PWNed all over on this fandom wank piece.
Whitegryphon's Deviantart Page, great lulz in the journals.
Whitegryphon's church of the immaculate True Fandom.
Whitegryphon signs her soul away to Butch Hartman.
