Wtvcrew1

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1 History
2 Phantom409 and other Personæ
3 Triple Heart Lie Farce
4 The Rise To Flame
5 The Idiot Shamed
6 Current State
7 The Greg Solomon Debacle
8 Aftermath of the Greg Solomon Debacle
9 Quotes
10 PHANTOM409.com's LOLSUIT
11 "Lulz are pedophiles" (sic)
12 See Also
13 Resources

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The cunt himself.

Wtvcrew1, (aka Kenneth Dennis, whose current YouTube channel name is phantQm409), is a balding, redneck retard who began his career on YouTube under the username Phantom409. His videos are distinguishable by their shoddy titling, ham eighties soundtracks and the presence of his obscenely obese wife shouting abuse at him in the background.

UPDATE ON THE DENNIS' EVICTION CRISIS. LATEST NEWS - At time of writing Dennis and his wife are camped in a tent somewhere in a ditch alongside the Florida turnpike where Kenneth is on his carphone attempting to claim refugee status in the state of North Carolina whilst Bandikat is stood along the grass embankment screaming at the passing 28 wheelers to "Get off my fucking husband's ass"

[edit] History

After leaving WCW wrestling, Wtvcrew1 moved to the internet.

Dennis gained his early recognition on the site from an all out troll war with a user purporting to be none other than Youtube's biggest cash cow LisaNova, despite it being apparent to all and sundry bar baldy himself that this was in reality a fake account (a fact made blatantly obvious by the use of Capslock in the username), Dennis continued his assault across several videos during which time he issued a number of warnings. The most severe of these being the threat of sending LISANOVA's details to the FBI, but all the more worrying the invitation to Nova to come over to his mobile home for some 'good old fashioned luvin'

LISANOVA vs. Phantom409

[edit] Phantom409 and other Personæ

Over the course of this grudge the character of Phantom409 began to be cemented into viewers’ consciences, a name that would later become synonymous with Dennis' continuingly erratic behavior and unnerving eye level close ups, made all the more disturbing by his vacant expressionless stares into the camera. Add to this a string of similar alter egos built around the parts of Dennis’ character that people began to point out as being more than slightly odd and you have all the hallmarks of a schizophrenic in the making. Before The Psycho Hurricane there was Dr Flame.

Phantom makes a serious threat

[edit] Triple Heart Lie Farce

Following the spat with the fake LisaNova, Dennis noticed that the feud had brought a great deal of attention to him and his channel, so at this point he decided to turn the thrill levels up a notch. He devised a scenario whereby he would disappear from the site for several days during which time he surmised that it would become apparent to his subscription base that something was wrong. At which point using the help of a chubby 16 year old child called Rhudipoo he began to circulate the rumour that he had been unable to reach his computer due to suffering a massive heart attack/and/or/as well as/a stroke, and was laying in a hospital bed whilst this information was being relayed to his viewers (obviously the most important people to consider in these circumstances) by his daughter, who made a post on Phantom409.com issuing legal threats to of course LisaNova for putting him in this condition. This Machiavellian yet only very slightly flawed scheme was undone by the fact that firstly Rhudipoo was incapable of spinning a convincing enough yarn and more importantly that nobody but Dennis himself on his best day would buy this steaming, stinking pile of WWEesque monkey crap. Phantom409 did of course make a miraculous recovery, and returned to his regular 20 a day uploads in less than a week to a barrage of queries regarding his amazing ability to sit upright and move his arms freely despite being hours out of hospital, which he immediately put pay to by making a video in which he appeared wearing a nightgown and laughing hysterically, because of the side effects of the medication he was on. Naturally.

Kenneth Dennis makes an emotional appeal

Phantom409 announces his plans to have a heart attack

Unstable Youtube User

[edit] The Rise To Flame

WARNING: Gays service time too, just like normal people

After the realization dawned on Dennis that his cunning ruse had MASSIVE FAIL , he began to contemplate other avenues of deceit by which he could gain the Internet Fame&Fortune he so desperately craved. Among these paths was the sordid, seedy existence of a multiple-accounts whore.Figuring by now that his abysmal attempts at making videos would not attract enough people to his channel alone Kenneth set about the task of creating further controversy around himself. Via his endless puppet accounts (most of which have only recently been discovered and removed by Youtube) he began to desperately try to manufacture a level of hype around his profile by leaving not only your standard illiteracy-laden inflammatory remarks on peoples pages, but also even more pathetically by resorting to posting in the message box on his own videos. This last act a sign of just how meaningless this chrome domed crackpots existence really was (outside of cable wrestling of course.) When not talking to himself, Dennis devoted the rest of his time to his tumultuous internet relationship with Rhudipoo aka Fred Stok who despite continual berating of his behaviour always kept a place in the Phantom's heart.

[edit] The Idiot Shamed

Perhaps the most humiliating set of circumstances Kenneth's viewers have been privy to was the Shaming the Idiots saga. The Idiot Shamers were a group that sprung up around Youtube at the start of the summer of 2006. Upon joining the site they initially claimed to be a team of skilled hackers who boasted that should they receive any opposition to their plans then they would take over that person's account. And to much surprise these assertions began to be taken seriously at first and their repute as a force to be reckoned with gained a suitable degree of momentum. This burgeoning reputation led to them gaining endorsement from a series of at the time emerging Youtube 'stars' including most peculiarly Stevie Ryan of all people. Who bizarrely agreed to take part in their absurd 'sponsorship' program by placing a clip of an unknown gringo child in a bandana at the start of a LittleLoca blog telling people that the video was sponsored by the Idiot Shamers and farcically warning viewers 'Don't fuck with them'. The idea of sponsorship on a free website is in itself equivalent to leaving a tip for the waitress at an all you can eat buffet, but of course upon learning of this 'deal' Kenneth's plug ears pricked up at the thought of an opportunity to be associated with the likes of Youtube's Most Valuable Puta.

In the weeks following the Locapromotion Dennis began to focus his videos around the Shamers' campaign joining a list which included among others ParisBlonde and TheNightRomer as well as one of Phantom's biggest critics charmed1782 who had all agreed to partake in this fruitless exercise veiled as a scheme to further the channels of the 'talent' the Idiot Shamers thought were deserving of people's attention.When in reality they had in fact signed up to possibly the biggest marketing travesty ever seen on Youtube. The so-called contract entailed that each of them read out some ridiculous spiel about the members of the group, in the vein of a satellite network voiceover which they attempted to mirror by spouting industry jargon about 'feature length specials' that would be 'airing' across the internet 'this coming august'. If the fact that 'across the net' was the last place people wanted to see these kind of program teasers wasn't enough, then the reality that this major television broadcasting tool translated appallingly when presented by stumbling vloggers on webcams. This should have been enough to kill the concept dead, as it became blindingly obvious to everyone except those unfortunate enough to be involved just how farcical the whole idea was. Yet still the hype bandwagon rode on over the month with more previews put out in the days before the 'long awaited broadcast' including an utterly preposterous 'Pre-Game Show' which only served as another opportunity to spin out,still further, the sense of anticipation they believed they were building. Having created this reputation for themselves without even making a single video, conned a troop of unquestioning lackies into doing their bidding and constructed a level of hyperbole unfathomable for flash video, the task now fell not of course to any of the 3 mythological members of the Shamers. But instead Karl Isaacs, an unemployed slightly backward farm boy from Bristol, who despite valiant attempts to work with the format demanded of him could never expect to do anything but fail miserably when placed in the path of the tsunami of horse shite that had been forming in the previous weeks.

As expected the show itself did nothing whatsoever to promote 'talent' it instead wrung out any drop remaining of the viewers' patience by showing clips of Phantom409 for nigh on 45 minutes interspersing them with yet more gab about what was 'Coming up next' and 'Still to come', even having the audacity to talk about the next video in the series (a technique later performed by a certain James Ketamine to even greater waves of rapture). Before finally coming through with the 'Major Announcement'. At which point the heavens opened upon hearing the news that

"The Idiot Shamers would having nothing more to do with Phantom409 unless they received an apology and that Phantom's right hand man Rhudipoo was being dropped from their hallowed sponsorship books"

Shaming the Idiots Part 3

The video culminated with the host declaring the show a success before the credits had even rolled and of course still more props for the next show for those remaining viewers that hadn't already jammed their mouse balls into their eye sockets by that point.

Shaming the Idiots Part 4

Kenneth Dennis' reaction following this verbal kick in the teeth was not to distance himself from the Shamers but instead to continue making videos regarding them in the hope that they would somehow (joy of joys) let him back into their clique, which they eventually did at the point of ParisBlonde cutting herself lose from the failing franchise before the second show had even been seen. The leader of the group GuitarK at this stage sensing the spectacular flop he had on his hands called Kenny into action and all was forgiven as an 'agreement' was struck that would see none other than Mr Dennis himself step in at short notice to present SHAMING THE IDIOTS: PART TWO! The result was an even weaker piece of crud than the first attempt, which was no real surprise for a Phantom video but Kenneth still unperturbed continued to promote the Idiot Shamers until he was dually rewarded with the prestigious position of Official Spokesman for GuitarK. The fact the series was now dead in the water and the group had become a laughing stock was lost on Kenny, and besides it didn't really matter since through an unexplained lack of competition the honours continued to fall to him. With the climatic moment of the summer and the crowing glory of his Internet career coming when his VERY OWN Phantom409 Channel was chosen to host the gala affair of THE GUITARK APPRECIATION NIGHT! A mellifluous occasion marked by a heartfelt birthday message from the lovely Bandikat especially for the leader of The Idiot Shamers. Who in the following week, to show thanks for this gesture promptly shat on Kenneth for the second time, dumping him from the sacred sponsorship program and branding him a joke of a human being.

The Idiot Shamers themselves finally died a death when the jilted NightRomer teamed up with the Phantom to make a video that was ironically a good deal better than any of the garbage they had produced over the past months put together. A fact lost on Dennis along with the reality that all this time he had been manipulated at the hands of not a group of skilled hackers but instead a lone acne ridden twelve year old wrestling fan.

Kenneth and Karl put the final nail in the Shamers' coffin

[edit] Current State

At the time of press Kenneth is deeply involved in a troll war with TheOneSpirit who he is absolutely fuming with due to the large part the Spirit played in debunking the Solomon Death Stunt. Abetted by TheMaskedAnalyst he is in the midst of a serious campaign of abuse which has so far escalated to the level of threats on the Spirit's life as well as the ever present caution of 'I will get your account suspended from Youtube.' As to exactly what 'real' grounds this will be on, is as always a fact known only to Dennis and his goldfish. Shhh! It's a secret!

[edit] The Greg Solomon Debacle

When Kenneth entered his summer heat,he decided he was going to find a way to get as many viewers as possible.So when he saw that Casey Nunez was over on LiveVideo broadcasting the 'news' that GregSolomon had died, Phantom went straight onto YouTube and declared Solomon dead on the spot.He claimed to have done a great deal of research through having access to obituaries as a newspaper worker although most of his regular audience thought this was fiction. But by this time the rumour had snowballed with a lot of users actually starting to listen to what he was saying.So much so that even Renetto got involved making a video speculating about Solomon's state of health, which was of course exactly what Dennis wanted.After a fortnight or so of people pondering the possibilities, given there was no chance of finding proof of his death and subsequently no way to disprove the Phantom's bold claim, Kenneth announced he was going to look into the matter further considering he had shown no hard documentation. This was never resolved and nobody knows whether Solomon is dead or not?#!

Greg Solomon is Dead !*%#!1!! - I have Proof !

Kenneth,after finishing up his whitehouse meeting with George Bush.

[edit] Aftermath of the Greg Solomon Debacle

After the greg solomon issue was over and done with,wtvcrew1 decided it was time to take action against a different power.He decided he was going to attack Encyclopedia Dramatica due to an article posted about him.At first though,he went after the primary share holder of Macintosh Corporation because he thought Steve Jobbs,the primary share holder,attacked him.But after looking into all the matters he figured it couldn't have been Steve Jobbs because that was his son in law.Wtvcrew1 was going to launch a multi-billion dollar lawsuit against macintosh corp. for the violation of slander of his name.After the matter was figured out he got lost in the back alley of his apartment building and was never seen again until June 15th 2007.After eventually finding his way out he returned with stories of how he had traveled back in time to the 1920s and become a famous silent screen actor.He then went back to his normal life of making videos in his car and working for USA Today.

[edit] Quotes

I am trying to peacefully resolve with all parties involved 
in the personal attack on me with youtube 
in which I was actually innocent of in the beginning. 
Trevor Rieger of TVTalkshows.com is willing to end all personal
 attacks involving me on youtube.com. 
Now I have requested MikeSkehan to also remove the ban involving 
me in which I was actually innocent 
of in which I stated in the very beginning. 
There was a profile in which I knew nothing of and stated this 
from the very beginning. 
I have no associations of whom or what or WHY they created this
 profile. I have no knowledge of 
what this profile but will state clearly that I only seen the videos. 
This is to whomever is under that profile. I hope you get banned for 
setting me up and framed. 
I do not appreciate being setup for something I knew nothing about. 
I do not appreciate being framed for something I knew nothing about. 
The video on youtube is my video and I am acknowledging with all of 
the fake mes being circulated on youtube.com. 
This is an attempt to resolve with all parties involved in 
getting me banned for no reason.

[edit] PHANTOM409.com's LOLSUIT

Encyclopedia Dramatica gets sued by phantom409.com

The website known as encyclopedia dramatica has received a 
notice by Florida Attourney General office in Cooperation 
with the Federal Government in filing a Federal Lawsuit against 
encyclopedia Dramatica in violation of several FCC Violations.

August 9, 2007, Florida Senator Mel Martinez filed a petition in 
demanding that all profiles on encyclopedia dramatica gets removed 
or the domain to get shut down for releasing private information 
of username phantom409 aka wtvcrew1 because the domain violated 
all statutes of invasion of privacy act. They stated the reason 
for this dramatic twist is that the domain violated criminal violations.

Three months ago, phantom409 asked that all materials toward 
phantom409 got removed and asked the domain owner to remove 
the materials and was told by the domain holder to go F(*) 
off. Therefore, phantom409.com immediately filed a complaint
 to the FCC and filed a complaint with Mel Martinez in having 
something done to the domain.

As of yesterday, I received a letter by Mel Martinez including 
a court order to have the domain shut down or all materials 
involving myself be removed. They also stated in the letter 
that the State of Florida and Several Federal offices intends 
to sue Encyclopedia Dramatica and that I will be receiving the 
awards settlement from what is left after the Attourney Fees in implemented.

Therefore, I am once again and officially posting on the domain
 because I want to give ED plenty of time to remove before they 
receive the letter to remove any and all materials involving me 
and my domain or they could be facing criminal charges. 
(Hint Hint: Mike Skehan) We are not playing around and we are not 
making a joke out of your domain. We are quite serious in pressing 
charges because you released my real name, my address, my phone 
number and the place where I work because I printed it out and 
forwarded it to Mel Martinez.

I also sent to WWE a copy of the Chris Benoit article that was 
posted and they intend to have something done about your article as well. 
You guys has best remove all mention of me on your domain because it 
is not funny when you post any articles involving me on your domain 
and I do not find it funny at all and now you are feeling my wrath 
of releasing private information about people on the internet.

Whose laughing now ED. You have been warned of your consequences 
so you best try and get out of trouble by removing all mention of 
me on your domain because now you could be facing jail time, 
losing money, and getting shut down permanently by the Federal 
Government and the State of Florida who does not find it funny.

Getting it in the butt hurts now dont it?