Moar
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Moar, like sauce, is a word invented by /b/tards. Also like sauce, it is used whenever someone puts up some porn of unspeakable nature. It has become such a well known meme that it is often used in place of more in irc.
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[edit] More
More is "apparently" dead. Moar beat the shit out of more with a 2x4 Last Thursday and threw him off the San Fransisco Bridge, leaving behind his two kids and an Al Green collection. No one has seen more since. It is said that more's children have grown up on nothing but Al Green, but have become influenced by him and are now eternal faggots.
There is a company in business called Moar House Furnishing. They must want moar!
[edit] Moargasm
A moargasm is a strange phenomenon that happens when someone needs so much moar of something that moargasming is the only way this moargasmic energy can come out. Having a moargasm has been said to cause the following symptoms:
- Screaming extremely loud
- Feeling of imminent head implosion
- Nausea
- Heartburn
- Indigestion
- Upset stomach
- Diarrhea flying out of your ass faster than your mom's car
- Sudden impulsive inclination towards rape ( A.K.A. Brian Peppers Syndrome )
- Ignoring extreme pain
- Limb spasms
- Seizures
- Chuoside
- Premature Ejaculation
Moargasms are very dangerous, but can be quelled by smacking the sufferer upside the head with a two-by-four. Due to the excessive amounts of energy released in the process ( equivalent to performing 1000 goatses on an hourly basis ), it has been widely known on the internets that Moargasming can turn you into a complete Fucktard and/or Brian Peppers candidate. The only tested and true way to cure moargasms is to eat a butter. Do NOT use margarine or you will suffer from a more painful lessgasm.
[edit] Things you may need moar of
- cock
- pussy
- buttsecks
- vespene gas
- lulz
- lurking
- watermelons
- ass
- p0rn
- desu
- internets
- Cats
- rape
- Desu rapeing cats on teh internets
- chikins
- mudkipz
- faggotry
- Moar.
- MOAR GOD DAMMIT
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