George Michael
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
George Michael (born Georgios-Kyriacos Panayiotou on June 25, 1963) wishes it would be nice if he could touch your body, he knows that everybody has a body like yours, but he gets the jitterbugs. He is a Catholic priest cum musician (Whilst Michael Jackson is a Jesus to a child) with a richer taste for soliciting mansexxors (16 above), particularily in public toilets before going outside. He is totally Anti-W because W forgot to wake him up before going to Iraq.
He lurks in da bushiz for men, and he chews thru them. He's a maneater.
His music is considered as pure poetry by both critics and fans alike. He's Greek.
His boyfriend is Boy George.
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