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Hinder
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Hinder is an American 'Rock' band, formed in Buttfuck, Oklahoma, at least 100 years ago. Considered 'post-grunge' by total fucktards, most normal people classify Hinder as "Stupid fucking shit that you shit when someone fucks you in the ass and then licks your asshole and it tickles and that loosens the sphincter'.
Hinder's lead singer, Austin Wrinkler, is an infamous pedophile who feasts on the souls of cripples, retards, and minorities. Wrinkler also writes most of the bands lyrics, which are all misogynistic because Wrinkler's mother was actually a transvestite AIDS-infected hooker who would fuck guys in front of Wrinkler in order to "Teach [him] a lesson: Life is as hard as this faggots cock. And it sucks, just like me."
Hinder is extremely popular among complete and total fucktards. The group refer to their die-hard fans as the 'Hinder Army'. Their actual effectiveness as a fighting force has yet to be accurately gauged, but considering that the Hinder Army is generally comprised of 16-year-old girls and homosexual fratboys, no one really gives a flying fuck.
[edit] Success
Hinder is extremely fucking popular. Most economical analysts contribute this to the fact that most people are stupid and too busy sucking copious amounts of cock to actually have taste in anything. Although financially successful, Hinder's debut album, Extreme Behavior, was a critical flop. Noted Allmusic.com "Hinder are so egregiously dull they appeal not to fans of music, but fans of high fives."
A recent study done by scientists concluded that individuals who listen to Hinder and enjoy the experience also like being rammed in the ass by hard hot cock.
